SYLVIUS, JOHN.

_Sy._ What makes you run so, _John?_

_Jo._ What makes a Hare run before the Dogs, as they use to say?

_Sy._ What Proverb is this?

_Jo._ Because unless I am there in Time, before the Bill is called over,

I am sure to be whipp'd.

_Sy._ You need not be afraid of that, it is but a little past five: Look

upon the Clock, the Hand is not come to the half Hour Point yet.

_Jo._ Ay, but I can scarce trust to Clocks, they go wrong sometimes.

_Sy._ But trust me then, I heard the Clock strike.

_Jo._ What did that strike?

_Sy._ Five.

_Jo._ But there is something else that I am more afraid of than that, I

must say by Heart a good long Lesson for Yesterday, and I am afraid I

can't say it.

_Sy._ I am in the same Case with you; for I myself have hardly got mine

as it should be.

_Jo._ And you know the Master's Severity. Every Fault is a Capital one

with him: He has no more Mercy of our Breeches, than if they were made

of a Bull's Hide.

_Sy._ But he won't be in the School.

_Jo._ Who has he appointed in his Place?

_Sy. Cornelius._

_Jo._ That squint-ey'd Fellow! Wo to our Back-Sides, he's a greater

Whip-Master than _Busby_ himself.

_Sy._ You say very true, and for that Reason I have often wish'd he had

a Palsy in his Arm.

_Jo._ It is not pious to wish ill to ones Master: it is our Business

rather to take Care not to fall under the Tyrant's Hands.

_Sy._ Let us say one to another, one repeating and the other looking in

the Book.

_Jo._ That's well thought on.

_Sy._ Come, be of good Heart; for Fear spoils the Memory.

_Jo._ I could easily lay aside Fear, if I were out of Danger; but who

can be at Ease in his Mind, that is in so much Danger.

_Sy._ I confess so; but we are not in Danger of our Heads, but of our

Tails.

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