THE PLUNGER

A humour the most cool and reckless imaginable now possessed P.

Sybarite. The first flush of his unaccustomed libations seemed to have

worn itself out, his more recent draught to have had no other effect

than to steady his gratulate senses; and a certain solid comfort

resided in the knowledge that his hard-earned five dollars reposed in

safe deposit.

"They can't get _that_ away from me--not so long as I'm able to kick,"

he reflected with huge satisfaction.

And the seven hundred and thirty-five in his pocket was possessed of a

devil of restlessness. He could almost feel it quivering with

impatience to get into action. After all, it was only seven hundred

and thirty-five dollars: not a cent more than the wages of forty-nine

weeks' servitude to the Genius of the Vault of the Smell!

"That," mused P. Sybarite scornfully, "won't take me far....

"What," he argued, "is the use of travelling if you can't go to the

end of the line?...

"I might as well be broke," he asseverated, "as the way I am!"

Glancing cunningly down his nose, he saw the finish of a fool.

"Anyway," he insisted, "it was ever my fondest ambition to get rid of

precisely seven hundred and thirty-five dollars in one hour by the

clock."

So he sat down at the end of the table of his first winnings, and

exchanged one of his seven big bills for one hundred white chips.

"What," he asked with an ingenious smile, "is the maximum?"

"Seein's it's you," said the croupier, grinning, "we'll make it twenty

a throw."

"Such being the case"--P. Sybarite pushed back the little army of

white chips--"you may give me twenty dark-brown counters for

these...."

In ten minutes he had lost two hundred dollars.

At the end of twenty minutes, he exchanged his last thirty-five

dollars for seven brown chips.

Ten minutes later, he was worth eighteen hundred dollars; in another

ten, he had before him counters calling for five thousand or

thereabouts.

"It is," he observed privately--"it must be my Day of Days!"

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