A great bore, was he? They _are_ bores sometimes. Now then--

_Nunc desiderium, curaque non levis._

_Johnny._ I do not care for the light of the stars.

_Papa._ Hang it, JOHNNY, how do you get at "stars" in that line?

_Johnny._ _De_, of, _siderium_, dative, no, genitive plural of _sidus_,

a star, Papa, and _levis_ is light.

_Papa._ Finish. _Interfusa nitentes

Vites aequora Cycladas._

What do you make of that? "With an infusion of nitre the vines are equal

to Cyclops"--is that it?

_Johnny._ I think so, Papa dear. The Cyclops were great giants, who

poked out the eye of Achilles with a hot stick, for throwing stones at

their ship.

_Papa._ Go to bed!

_Johnny._ What for, Papa?

_Myself._ Yes, what for, TOM? I'm sure the dear fellow has done his best

to please you.

_Papa._ You are right. It is I who ought to be sent to bed. All right,

JOHNNY. Let us have a game at the _Battle of Dorking_--get the board.

That's good fun. But L100 a-year, and _sollicitum_, a solicitor, isn't.

However, we'll alter that.

And, dear _Mr. Punch_, he gave notice the very next day that JOHNNY

should not go back to the Private School, and is going to send him to a

College, to be starved, fagged, beaten, knocked down with cricket-balls,

trampled down at football, and taught to fight.

Believe me, yours,

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