The evening before the day fixed for our departure the grand marshal of

the palace had me called. After giving me some orders relative to the

voyage, he said to me that the Emperor wished to know what was the sum of

money I had in charge for him. I immediately gave an account to the

grand marshal; and he saw that the sum total was about three hundred

thousand francs, including the gold in a bog which Baron Fain had sent

me, since he would not be on the journey. The grand marshal said he

would present the account to the Emperor. An hour after he again

summoned me, and said that his Majesty thought he had one hundred

thousand francs more. I replied that I had in my possession one hundred

thousand francs, which the Emperor had presented to me, telling me to

bury it in my garden; in fact, I related to him all the particulars I

have described above, and begged him to inquire of the Emperor if it was

these one hundred thousand francs to which his Majesty referred. Count

Bertrand promised to do this, and I then made the great mistake of not

addressing myself directly to the Emperor. Nothing would have been

easier in my position; and I had often found that it was always better,

when possible, to go directly to him than to have recourse to any

intermediate person whatever. It would have been much better for me to

act thus, since, if the Emperor had demanded the one hundred thousand

francs which he had given me, which, after all, was hardly possible, I

was more than disposed to restore them to him without a moment's

hesitation. My astonishment may be imagined when the grand marshal

reported to me that the Emperor did not remember having given me the sum

in question. I instantly became crimson with anger. What! the

Emperor had allowed it to be believed by Count Bertrand that I had

attempted--I, his faithful servant--to appropriate a sum which he had

given me under all the circumstances I have related! I was beside

myself at this thought. I left in a state impossible to be described,

assuring the grand marshal that in an hour at most I would restore to

him the fatal present of his Majesty.

While rapidly crossing the court of the palace I met M. de Turenne, to

whom I related all that had occurred. "That does not astonish me," he

replied, "and we will see many other similar cases." A prey to a sort of

moral fever, my head distracted, my heart oppressed, I sought Denis, the

wardrobe boy, of whom I have spoken previously; I found him most

fortunately, and hastened with him to my country place; and God is my

witness that the loss of the hundred thousand francs was not the cause of

my distress, and I hardly thought of it. As on the first occasion, we

passed along the side of the woods in order not to be seen; and began to

dig up the earth to find the money we had placed there; and in the

eagerness with which I hunted for this miserable gold, in order to

restore it to the grand marshal, I dug up more than was necessary. I

cannot describe my despair when I saw that we had found nothing; I

thought that some one had seen and followed us, in fact, that I had been

robbed. This was a more crushing blow to me than the first, and I

foresaw the consequences with horror; what would be said, what would be

thought, of me? Would my word be taken? The grand marshal, already

prejudiced by the inexplicable reply of the Emperor, would consider me a

person totally devoid of honor. I was overwhelmed by these fatal

thoughts when Denis suggested to me that we had not dug in the right

spot, and had made a mistake of some feet. I eagerly embraced this ray

of hope; we began again to dig up the earth with more eagerness than

ever, and I can say without exaggeration that my joy bordered almost on

delirium when I saw the first of the bags. We drew out in succession all

the five; and with the assistance of Denis I carried them to the palace,

and placed them without delay in the hands of the grand marshal, with the

keys of the Emperor's trunk, and the casket which M. Fain had committed

to me. I said to him as I left, "Monseigneur, be good enough to say to

his Majesty that I will not accompany him."--"I will tell him."

After this cold and laconic reply I immediately left the palace, and was

soon after in Rue du Coq-Gris, with M. Clement, a bailiff, who for a long

time had been charged with my small affairs, and had given the necessary

attention to my farm during the long absences which the journeys and

campaigns of the Emperor necessitated. Then I gave full vent to my

despair. I was choking with rage as I remembered that my honesty had

been suspected,--I, who for fourteen years had served the Emperor with a

disinterestedness which was so scrupulous, and even carried to such a

point that many persons called it silliness; I, who had never demanded

anything of the Emperor, either for myself or my people! My brain reeled

as I tried to explain to myself how the Emperor, who knew all this so

well, could have allowed me to appear to a third person as a dishonorable

man; the more I thought of it the more extreme became my irritation, and

yet it was not possible to find the shadow of a motive for the blow aimed

at me. My despair was at its height, when M. Hubert, ordinary valet de

chambre of the Emperor, came to tell me that his Majesty would give me

all I wished if I would follow him, and that three hundred thousand

francs would be immediately handed me. In these circumstances, I ask of

all honest men, what could I do, and what would they have done in my

place? I replied that when I had resolved to consecrate my whole life to

the service of the unfortunate Emperor, it was not from views of vile

interest; but I was in despair at the thought that he should have made me

appear before Count Bertrand as an impostor and a dishonest man. Ah!

how happy would it then have been for me had the Emperor never thought of

giving me those accursed one hundred thousand francs! These ideas

tortured me. Ah! if I could only have taken twenty-four hours for

reflection, however just might have been my resentment, how gladly would

I have sacrificed it! I would have thought of the Emperor alone, and

would have followed him; but a sad and inexplicable fatality had not

decreed this.

This took place on the 19th of April, the most miserable day of my life.

What an evening, what a night I passed! What was my grief on learning

the next day that the Emperor had departed at noon, after making his

adieux to his guard! When I awoke that morning, all my resentment had

been appeased in thinking of the Emperor. Twenty times I wished to

return to the palace; twenty times after his departure I wished to take

post horses and overtake him; but I was deterred by the offer he had made

me through M. Hubert. "Perhaps," I thought, "he will think it is the

money which influences me; this will, doubtless, be said by those around

him; and what an opinion he will have of me!" In this cruel perplexity I

did not dare to decide. I suffered all that it is possible for a man to

suffer; and, at times, that which was only too true seemed like a dream

to me, so impossible did it seem that I could be where the Emperor was

not. Everything in this terrible situation contributed to aggravate my

distress. I knew the Emperor well enough to be aware that even had I

returned to him then, he would never have forgotten that I had wished to

leave him; I felt that I had not the strength to bear this reproach from

his lips. On the other side, the physical suffering caused by my disease

had greatly increased, and I was compelled to remain in bed a long while.

I could, indeed, have triumphed over these physical sufferings however

cruel they might have been, but in the frightful complications of my

position I was reduced to a condition of idiocy; I saw nothing of what

was around me; I heard nothing of what was said; and after this statement

the reader will surely not expect that I shall have anything to say about

the farewell of the Emperor to his old and faithful guard, an account of

which, moreover, has been often enough published for the facts to be well

known concerning this event, which, besides, took place in public. Here

my Memoirs might well close; but the reader, I well believe, cannot

refuse me his attention a few moments longer, that I may recall some

facts which I have a right to explain, and to relate some incidents

concerning the return from the Island of Elba. I, therefore, now

continue my remarks on the first of these heads, and the second will be

the subject of the next chapter.

The Emperor had then already started; and as for myself, shut up alone,

my country house became henceforth a sad residence to me. I held no

communication with any one whatever, read no news, and sought to learn

none. At the end of a short time I received a visit from one of my

friends from Paris, who said to me that the journals spoke of my conduct

without understanding it, and that they condemned it severely. He added

that it was M. de Turenne who had sent to the editors the note in which

I had been so heavily censured. I must say that I did not believe this;

I knew M. de Turenne too well to think him capable of a proceeding so

dishonorable, inasmuch as I had frankly explained everything to him, when

he made the answer I gave above. But however the evil came, it was

nevertheless done; and by the incredible complications of my position I

found myself compelled to keep silence. Nothing certainly would have

been easier than to repel the calumny by an exact rehearsal of the facts;

but should I justify myself in this manner by, so to speak, accusing the

Emperor at a moment especially when the Emperor's enemies manifested much

bitterness? When I saw such a great man made a mark for the shafts of

calumny, I, who was so contemptible and insignificant among the crowd,

could surely allow a few of these envenomed shafts to fall on me. To-day

the time has come to tell the truth, and I have done so without

restriction; not to excuse myself, for on the contrary I blame myself for

not having completely sacrificed myself, and for not having accompanied

the Emperor to the Island of Elba regardless of what might have been

said. Nevertheless, I may be allowed to say in my own defense, that in

this combination of physical and mental sufferings which overwhelmed me

all at once, a person must be very sure of infallibility himself to

condemn completely this sensitiveness so natural in a man of honor when

accused of a fraudulent transaction. This, then, I said to myself, is

the recompense for all my care, for the endurance of so much suffering,

for unbounded devotion, and a refinement of feeling for which the Emperor

had often praised me, and for which he rendered me justice later, as will

be seen when I shall have occasion to speak of certain circumstances

occurring about the 20th of March of the following year.

But gratuitously, and even malevolently, interested motives have been

attributed to me for the decision I made to leave the Emperor. The

simplest common-sense, on the contrary, would suffice to see that, had I

allowed myself to be guided by my interests, everything would have

influenced me to accompany his Majesty. In fact, the chagrin which the

incident I have mentioned caused me, and the manner in which I was

completely overwhelmed by it, have injured my fortune more than any

determination to follow the Emperor could possibly have done. What could

I hope for in France, where I had no right to anything? Is it not,

besides, very evident to whoever would recall my position, which was one

of confidence near the Emperor, that, if I had been actuated by a love of

money, this position would have given me an opportunity to reap an

abundant harvest without injuring my reputation; but my disinterestedness

was so well known that, whatever may be said to the contrary, I can

assert that during the whole time my favor with the Emperor continued, I

on no occasion used it to render any other but unselfish services, and

often I refused to support a demand for the sole reason that the petition

had been accompanied by offers of money, which were often of very

considerable amount. Allow me to cite one example among many others of

the same nature. I received one day an offer of the sum of four hundred

thousand francs, which was made me by a lady of a very noble family, if I

would influence the Emperor to consider favorably a petition in which she

claimed indemnity for a piece of property belonging to her, on which the

port of Bayonne had been constructed. I had succeeded in obtaining

favorable answers to applications more difficult than this, but I refused

to agree to support her petition solely on account of the offer which had

been made to me; I would have been glad to oblige this lady, but only for

the pleasure of being obliging, and it was for this reason alone I

allowed myself to solicit of the Emperor the pardons which he nearly

always granted. Neither can it be said that I ever demanded of the

Emperor licenses for lottery drawings, or anything else of this kind, in

which, as is well known, a scandalous commerce is often made, and which,

no doubt, if I had demanded them of the Emperor he would have readily

granted.

The confidence in me which the Emperor had always shown was such that

even at Fontainebleau, when it had been decided that none of the ordinary

valets de chambre were to accompany him to the Island of Elba, the

Emperor left to my choice the selection of a young man to assist me in my

duties. I selected a boy of the apartments, whose upright character was

well known to me, and who was, moreover, the son of Madame Marchand, the

head nurse of the King of Rome. I spoke of him to the Emperor, who

accepted him; and I went immediately to inform M. Marchand, who received

the position most gratefully, and proved to me, by his thanks, how

delighted he would be to accompany us. I say us, for at this moment I

was very far from foreseeing the succession of fatal events which I have

faithfully narrated; and it may be seen afterwards, from the manner in

which M. Marchand expressed himself concerning me at the Tuileries during

the Hundred Days, that I had not bestowed my confidence unworthily.

CHAPTER XXIX.

I became a stranger to all the world after the departure of the Emperor

for the Island of Elba, and, filled with a deep sense of gratitude for

the kindness with which his Majesty had overwhelmed me during the

fourteen years I had passed in his service, thought incessantly of this

great man, and took pleasure in renewing in memory all the events, even

the most trivial, of my life with him. I thought it best suited my

former position to live in retirement, and passed my time most tranquilly

in the bosom of my family in the country-house belonging to me. At the

same time a fatal idea preoccupied my mind involuntarily; for I feared

that persons who were jealous of my former favor might succeed in

deceiving the Emperor as to my unalterable devotion to his person, and

strengthen in his mind the false opinion that they had for a time

succeeded in giving him of me. This opinion, although my conscience told

me that it was unjust, was not the less painful to me; but, as will soon

be seen, I was fortunate enough to obtain the certainty that my fears in

this respect were without foundation.

Although an entire stranger to politics, I had read with deep interest

the newspapers I received in my retreat, since the great political change

to which the name of the Restoration was given; and it seemed to me to

need only the simplest common-sense to see the marked difference which

existed between the government which had been overthrown and the new. In

all departments I saw a succession of titled men take the places of the

long list of distinguished men who had given under the Empire so many

proofs of merit and courage; but I was far from thinking, notwithstanding

the large number of discontented, that the fortunes of the Emperor and

the wishes of the army would ever restore him to that throne which he had

voluntarily abdicated in order that he might not be the cause of a civil

war in Dance. Therefore, it would be impossible to describe my

astonishment, and the multiplicity of varied feelings which agitated me,

when I received the first news of the landing of the Emperor on the coast

of Provence. I read with enthusiasm the admirable proclamation in which

he announced that his eagles would fly from steeple to steeple, and that

he himself would follow so closely in his triumphal march from the Bay of

Juan to Paris.

Here I must make a confession, which is, that only since I had left the

Emperor, had I fully comprehended the immensity of his greatness.

Attached to his service almost from the beginning of the Consulate, at a

time when I was still very young, he had grown, so to speak, without my

having perceived it, and I had above all seen in him, from the nature of

my duties, the excellent master rather than the great man; consequently,

in this instance the effects of distance were very different from what it

usually produces. It was with difficulty I could realize, and I am often

astonished to-day in recalling the frank candor with which I had dared to

defend to the Emperor what I knew to be the truth; his kindness, however,

seemed to encourage me in this, for often, instead of becoming irritated

by my vehemence, he said to me gently, with a benevolent smile, "Come,

come! M. Constant, don't excite yourself." Adorable kindness in a man

of such elevated rank! Ah, well I this was the only impression it made

on me in the privacy of his chamber, but since then I have learned to

estimate it at its true value.

On learning that the Emperor was to be restored to us, my first impulse

was to repair at once to the palace, that I might be there on his

arrival; but more mature reflection and the advice of my family made me

realize that it would be more suitable for me to await his orders, in

case he wished to recall me to my former service. I congratulated myself

on deciding to take the latter course, since I had the happiness to learn

that his Majesty had been kind enough to express his approval of my

former conduct. I learned from most reliable authority, that he had

hardly arrived at the Tuileries, when he condescended to inquire of M.

Eible, then concierge of the palace, "Well, what is Constant doing? How

is he succeeding? Where is he?"--"Sire, he is at his country-place,

which he has not left."--"Ah, very good. He is happy raising his

cabbages." I learned also that, during the first days of the Emperor's

return, his Majesty had been investigating the list of pensions, and had

been good enough to make a note that mine should be increased. Finally,

I experienced an intense satisfaction of another kind, no doubt, but none

the less sincere in the certainty of not being considered an ingrate.

I have stated that I had been fortunate enough to procure a position for

M. Marchand with the Emperor; and this is what was related to me by an

eye-witness. M. Marchand, in the beginning of the Hundred Days, happened

to be in one of the saloons of the palace of the Tuileries, where several

persons were assembled, and some of them were expressing themselves most

unkindly in regard to me. My successor with the Emperor interrupted them

brusquely, saying that there was not a word of truth in the calumnies

which were asserted of me; and added that, while I held the position, I

had uniformly been most obliging to all persons of the household who had

addressed themselves to me, and had done no injury to any one. In this

respect I can affirm that M. Marchand told only the truth; but I was none

the less deeply grateful to him for so honorably defending me, especially

in my absence.

Not being in Paris on the 20th of March, 1815, as we have just seen, I

could have nothing to say of the circumstances of this memorable epoch,

had I not collected from some of my friends particulars of what occurred

on the night following the re-entrance of the Emperor into the palace,

once again become Imperial; and it may be imagined how eager I was to

know everything relating to the great man whom we regarded at this moment

as the savior of France.

I will begin by repeating exactly the account which was given me by one

of my friends, a brave and excellent man, at that time sergeant in the

National Guard of Paris, who happened to be on duty at the Tuileries

exactly on the 20th of March. "At noon," he said, "three companies of

National Guards entered the court of the Tuileries, to occupy all the

interior and exterior posts of the palace. I belonged to one of these

companies, which formed a part of the fourth legion. My comrades and I

were struck with the inexpressible sadness produced by the sight of an

abandoned palace. Everything, in fact, was deserted. Only a few men

were seen here and there in the livery of the king, occupied in taking

down and removing portraits of the various members of the Bourbon family.

Outside could be heard the clamorous shouts of a frantic mob, who climbed

on the gates, tried to scale them, and pressed against them with such

force that at last they bent in several places so far that it was feared

they would be thrown down. This multitude of people presented a

frightful spectacle, and seemed as if determined to pillage the palace.

"Hardly a quarter of an hour after we entered the interior court an

accident occurred which, though not serious in itself, threw

consternation into our ranks, as well as among those who were pressing

against the grating of the Carrousel. We saw flames issuing from the

chimney of the King's apartments, which had been accidentally set on fire

by a quantity of papers which had just been burned therein. This

accident gave rise to most sinister conjectures, and soon the rumor

spread that the Tuileries had been undermined ready for an explosion

before the departure of Louis XVIII. A patrol was immediately formed of

fifteen men of the National Guard, commanded by a sergeant; they explored

the chateau most thoroughly, visited each apartment, descended into the

cellars, and assured themselves that there was nowhere the slightest

indication of danger.

"Reassured on this point, we were nevertheless not without anxiety. In

returning to our posts we had heard numerous groups shouting, 'Vive le

Roi! Vivent les Bourbons!' and we soon had proofs of the exasperation

and fury of a part of the people against Napoleon; for we witnessed the

arrival in our midst, in a most pitiable condition, of a superior officer

who had imprudently donned too soon the tricolored cockade, and

consequently had been pursued by the mob from the Rue Saint-Denis. We

took him under our protection, and made him enter the interior of the

palace, as he was almost exhausted. At this moment we received orders to

force the people to withdraw, as they had become still more determined to

scale the gates; and in order to accomplish this we were compelled to

have recourse to arms.

"We had occupied the post at the Tuileries an hour at most when General

Excelmans, who had received the chief command of the guard at the

chateau, gave orders to raise the tricolored banner over the middle

pavilion.

"The reappearance of the national colors excited among us all emotions of

the most intense satisfaction; and immediately the populace substituted

the cry of 'Vive l'Empereur' for that of 'Vive le Roi,' and nothing else

was heard the whole day. As for us, when we were ordered to don the

tricolored cockade it was a very easy performance, as a large number of

the guard had preserved their old ones, which they had simply covered

with a piece of white cambric. We were ordered to stack arms in front of

the arch of triumph, and nothing extraordinary occurred until six

o'clock; then lights began to shine on the expected route of the Emperor,

and a large number of officers on half pay collected near the pavilion of

Flora; and I learned from one of them, M. Saunier, a decorated officer,

that it was on that side the Emperor would re-enter the palace of the

Tuileries. I repaired there in all haste; and as I was hurrying to place

myself on his route, I was so fortunate as to meet a commanding officer,

who assigned me to duty at the very door of Napoleon's apartment, and to

this circumstance I owe the fact that I witnessed what now remains to be

related.

"I had for some time remained in expectation, and in almost perfect

solitude, when, at fifteen minutes before nine, an extraordinary noise

that I heard outside announced to me the Emperor's arrival; and a few

moments after I saw him appear, amidst cries of enthusiasm, borne on the

arms of the officers who had escorted him from the island of Elba. The

Emperor begged them earnestly to let him walk; but his entreaties were

useless, and they bore him thus to the very door of his apartment, where

they deposited him near me. I had not seen the Emperor since the day of

his farewell to the National Guard in the great court of the palace; and

in spite of the great agitation into which I was thrown by all this

commotion, I could not help noticing how much stouter he had become.

"The Emperor had hardly entered his apartments than I was assigned to

duty in the interior. Marshal Bertrand, who had just replaced General

Excelmans in the command of the Tuileries, gave me an order to allow no

one to enter without informing him, and to give him the names of all who

requested to see the Emperor. One of the first to present himself was

Cambaceres, who appeared to me even more pallid than usual. A short time

after came the father of General Bertrand; and as this venerable old man

attempted to pay his respects first to the Emperor, Napoleon said to him,

'No, monsieur! nature first;' and in saying this, with a movement as

quick as his words, the Emperor, so to speak, threw him into the arms of

his son. Next came Queen Hortense, accompanied by her two children;

then, Count Regnault de Saint-Jean d'Angely, and many other persons whose

names have escaped me. I did not see again those I announced to Marshal

Bertrand, as they all went out by another door. I continued this duty

till eleven o'clock in the evening, at which time I was relieved of my

duties, and was invited to supper at an immense table of about three

hundred covers. All the persons presented at the palace took their

places at this table, one after the other. I there saw the Duke of

Vicenza, and found myself placed opposite General Excelmans. The Emperor

supped alone in his room with Marshal Bertrand, and their supper was by

no means so splendid as ours, for it consisted only of a roast chicken

and a dish of lentils; and yet I learned from an officer who fad attended

him constantly since he left Fontainebleau, that his Majesty had eaten

nothing since morning. The Emperor was exceedingly fatigued; I had

opportunity to mark this each time his door was opened. He was seated on

a chair in front of the fire, with his feet on the mantelpiece.

"As we all remained at the Tuileries, word was sent us about one o'clock

that the Emperor had just retired, and that in case any soldiers should

arrive during the night who had accompanied him, he had given orders that

they should be on duty at the palace conjointly with the National Guard.

The poor creatures were hardly in a condition to obey such an order. At

two o'clock in the morning we saw two of them arrive in a most pitiable

condition; they were perfectly emaciated, and their feet blistered. All

that they could do was to throw themselves on their bags, on which they

fell sound asleep; and they did not even awake while the duty of

bandaging their feet was attended to in the room which they had reached

with so much difficulty. All were eager to lavish every attention on

them; and I admit that I have always regretted not having inquired the

names of these two brave grenadiers, who inspired in all of us an

interest I cannot describe.

"After retiring at one o'clock, the Emperor was on his feet at five

o'clock in the morning; and the order was immediately given to the

soldiers on half pay to hold themselves ready for a review, and at break

of day they were ranged in three ranks. At this moment I was deputed to

watch over an officer who was pointed out as suspicious, and who, it was

said, had come from Saint-Denis. This was M. de Saint-Chamans. At the

end of a quarter of an hour of arrest, which had nothing disagreeable in

it, he was simply asked to leave. Meanwhile, the Emperor had descended

from the palace, and passed through the ranks of the soldiers on half

pay, speaking to each one, taking many of them by the hand, and saying to

them, 'My friends, I need your services; I rely on you as you may rely on

me.' Magic words on the lips of Napoleon, and which drew tears of

emotion from all those brave soldiers whose services had been ignored for

a year.

"From the morning the crowd increased rapidly on all the approaches to

the Tuileries, and a mass of people assembled under the windows of the

chateau, demanding with loud shouts to see Napoleon. Marshal Bertrand

having informed him of this, the Emperor showed himself at the window,

where he was saluted by the shouts which his presence had so often

excited. After showing himself to the people, the Emperor himself

presented to them Marshal Bertrand, his arm resting on the marshal's

shoulder, whom he pressed to his heart with demonstrations of the

liveliest affection. During this scene, which deeply affected all the

witnesses, who cheered with all their might, officers, standing behind

the Emperor and his friend, held above their heads banners surmounted by

their eagles, of which they formed a kind of national canopy. At eleven

o'clock the Emperor mounted his horse, and reviewed the various regiments

which were arriving from every direction, and the heroes of the island of

Elba who had returned to the Tuileries during the night. All seemed

deeply impressed with the appearance of these brave men, whom the sun of

Italy had tanned, and who had traveled nearly two hundred leagues in

twenty days."

These are the curious details which were given to me by a friend; and I

can guarantee the truth of his recital the same as if I myself had been

an eye-witness of all that occurred during the memorable night of the

20th and 21st March, 1815. Continuing in my retreat during the hundred

days, and long after, I have nothing to say which all the world would not

know as well as I concerning this important epoch in the life of the

Emperor. I have shed many tears over his sufferings at the time of his

second abdication, and the tortures inflicted on him at St. Helena by the

miserable Hudson Lowe, whose infamy will go down through the ages side by

side with the glory of the Emperor. I will simply content myself by

adding to the preceding a certain document which was confided to me by

the former Queen of Westphalia, and saying a word in conclusion as to the

destination I thought best to give to the first cross of the Legion of

Honor which the First Consul had worn.

Princess Catharine of Wurtemberg, the wife of Prince Jerome, is, as is

well known, a woman of great beauty, gifted at the same time with more

solid qualities, which time increases instead of diminishing. She joins,

to much natural intelligence, a highly cultivated mind, a character truly

worthy of a sister-in-law of the Emperor, and carries even to enthusiasm

her love of duty. Events did not allow her to become a great queen, but

they have not prevented her remaining an accomplished wife. Her

sentiments are noble and elevated; but she shows haughtiness to none, and

all who surround her take pleasure in boasting of the charms of her

kindness towards her household, and she possesses the happiest gift of

nature, which consists in making herself beloved by every one. Prince

Jerome is not without a certain grandeur of manner and formal generosity,

which he learned while on the throne of Cassel, but he is generally very

haughty. Although in consequence of the great changes which have taken

place in Europe since the fall of the Emperor, Prince Jerome owes the

comfortable maintenance which he still enjoys to the love of the

princess, she does not any the less show a truly exemplary submission to

his will. Princess Catharine occupies herself almost exclusively with

her three children, two boys and one girl, all of whom are very

beautiful. The eldest was born in the month of August, 1814. Her

daughter, the Princess Mathilde, owes her superior education to the care

her mother exercised over it; she is pretty, but less so than her

brothers, who all have their mother's features.

After the description, which is not at all flattered, which I have just

given of Princess Catharine, it may seem surprising that, provided as she

is with so many solid qualities, she has never been able to conquer an

inexplicable weakness regarding petty superstitions. Thus, for instance,

she is extremely afraid to seat herself at a table where there are

thirteen guests. I will relate an anecdote of which I can guarantee the

authenticity, and which, perhaps, may foster the weakness of persons

subject to the same superstitions as the Princess of Wurtemberg. One day

at Florence, being present at a family dinner, she perceived that there

were exactly thirteen plates, suddenly grew pale, and obstinately refused

to take her seat. Princess Eliza Bacciochi ridiculed her sister-in-law,

shrugged her shoulders, and said to her, smiling, "There is no danger,

there are in truth fourteen, since I am enceinte." Princess Catharine

yielded, but with extreme repugnance. A short time after she had to put

on mourning for her sister-in-law; and the death of the Princess Eliza,

as may well be believed, contributed no little to render her more

superstitious than ever as to the number thirteen. Well! let strong

minds boast themselves as they may; but I can console the weak, as I dare

to affirm that, if the Emperor had witnessed such an occurrence in his

own family, an instinct stronger than any other consideration, stronger

even than his all-powerful reason, would have caused him some moments of

vague anxiety.

Now, it only remains for me to render an account of the bestowal I made

of the first cross of honor the First Consul wore. The reader need not

be alarmed; I did not make a bad use of it; it is on the breast of a

brave soldier of our old army. In 1817 I made the acquaintance of M.

Godeau, a former captain in the Imperial Guard. He had been severely

wounded at Leipzig by a cannon-ball, which broke his knee. I found in

him an admiration for the Emperor so intense and so sincere, he urged me

so earnestly to give him something, whatever it might be, which had

belonged to his Majesty, that I made him a present of the cross of honor

of which I have spoken, as he had long ago been decorated with that

order. This cross is, I might say, a historical memento, being the

first, as I have stated, which his Majesty wore. It is of silver, medium

size, and is not surmounted with the imperial crown. The Emperor wore it

a year; it decorated his breast for the last time the day of the battle

of Austerlitz. From that day, in fact, his Majesty wore an officer's

cross of gold with the crown, and no longer wore the cross of a simple

member of the legion.

Here my souvenirs would end if, in re-reading the first volumes of my

memoirs, the facts I have there related had not recalled to me some

others which may be of interest. With the impossibility of presenting

them in the proper order and connection, I have decided, in order that

the reader may not be deprived of them, to offer them as detached

anecdotes, which I have endeavored to class as far as possible, according

to the order of time.

CHAPTER XXX.

ANECDOTES AND INCIDENTS.

As I have often-had occasion to remark, the Emperor's tastes were

extremely simple in everything relating to his person; moreover, he

manifested a decided aversion to the usages of fashion; he did not like,

so to speak, to turn night into day, as was done in the most of the

brilliant circles of society in Paris under the Consulate, and at the

commencement of the Empire. Unfortunately, the Empress Josephine did not

hold the same views, and being a submissive slave of fashion, liked to

prolong her evenings after the Emperor had retired.

She had the habit of then collecting around her her most intimate ladies

and a few friends, and giving them tea. Gaming was entirely precluded

from these nocturnal reunions, of which conversation was the only charm.

This conversation of the highest circles of society was a most agreeable

relaxation to the Empress; and this select circle assembled frequently

without the Emperor being aware of it, and was, in fact, a very innocent

entertainment. Nevertheless, some obliging person was so indiscreet as

to make the Emperor a report concerning these assemblies, containing

matters which roused his displeasure. He expressed his dissatisfaction

to the Empress Josephine, and from that time she retired at the same time

as the Emperor.

These teas were then abandoned, and all persons attached to the service

of the Emperor received orders not to sit up after the Emperor retired.

As well as I remember, this is how I heard his Majesty express himself on

the occasion. "When the masters are asleep, the valets should retire to

bed; and when the masters are awake, the valets should be on their feet."

These words produced the intended effect; and that very evening, as soon

as the Emperor was in bed, all at the palace retired, and at half-past

eleven no one was awake but the sentinels.

By degrees, as always occurs, the strict observance of the Emperor's

orders was gradually relaxed, still without the Empress daring to resume

her nocturnal gatherings. The words of his Majesty were not forgotten,

however, and were well remembered by M. Colas, concierge of the pavilion

of Flora.

One morning about four o'clock, M. Colas heard an unaccustomed noise,

and a continued movement in the interior of the palace, and supposed from

this that the Emperor was awake, in which he was not mistaken. He

dressed in all haste, and had been ten minutes at his post when the

Emperor, descending the staircase with Marshal Duroc, perceived him.

His Majesty usually took pleasure in showing that he remarked exactness

in fulfilling his orders; therefore he stopped a moment, and said to M.

Colas, "Ah! already awake, Colas?"--"Yes, Sire; I have not forgotten that

valets should be on foot when the masters are awake."--"You have a good

memory, Colas; an excellent thing."

All this was very well, and the day began for M. Colas under most

favorable auspices; but in the evening the medal of the morning was

obliged to show the opposite side. The Emperor went that morning to

visit the works on the canal of the Ourcq. He was apparently much

dissatisfied; for he returned to the palace in such evident illhumor,

that M. Colas, perceiving it, let these words escape his lips, "Il y a de

l'oignon." Although he spoke in a low tone, the Emperor heard him, and

turning abruptly to him, repeated angrily, "Yes, Monsieur, you are not

mistaken; il y a de l'oignon." He then rapidly remounted the staircase,

while the concierge, fearing he had said too much, approached the grand

marshal, begging him to excuse him to his Majesty; but he never had an

idea of punishing him for the liberty he had taken, and the expression

which had escaped his lips one would hardly expect to find in the

imperial vocabulary.

The coming of the Pope to Paris for the purpose of crowning the Emperor

is one of those events which suffice to mark the grandeur of a period.

The Emperor never spoke of it except with extreme satisfaction, and he

wished his Holiness to be received with all the magnificence which should

attend the founder of a great empire. With this intention his Majesty

gave orders that, without any comment, everything should be furnished not

only that the Pope, but also all that the persons of his suite, might

demand. Alas! it was not by his own personal expenses that the Holy

Father assisted to deplete the imperial treasury.

Pius VII. drank only water, and his sobriety was truly apostolic; but

this was not the case with the abbes attached to his service, for these

gentlemen each day required five bottles of Chambertin wine, without

counting those of other kinds and most expensive liquors.

This recalls another occurrence, which, however, relates only indirectly

to the Pope's stay in Paris. It is known that David was ordered by the

Emperor to execute the picture of the coronation, a work which offered an

incredible number of almost insurmountable difficulties, and which was,

in fact, one of the masterpieces of the great painter.

At all events, the preparation of this picture gave rise to controversies

in which the Emperor was compelled to interfere; and the case was

serious, as we shall see, since a Cardinal's wig was in question. David

persisted in not painting the head of Cardinal Caprara with a wig; and on

his part the Cardinal was not willing to allow him to paint his head

without the wig. Some took sides with the painter, some with the model;

and though the affair was treated with much diplomacy, no concession

could be obtained from either of the contracting parties, until at last

the Emperor took the part of his first painter against the Cardinal's

wig. This recalls the story of the artless man who would not allow his

head to be painted bare because he took cold so easily, and his picture

would be hung in a room without a fire.

When M. de Bourrienne left the Emperor, as is well known, he was replaced

by M. de Meneval, who had been formerly in the service of Prince Joseph.

The Emperor became more and more attached to his new private secretary in

proportion as he came to know him better. By degrees the work of the

cabinet, in which was transacted the greater part of the most important

business, became so considerable that it was impossible for one man alone

to perform it; and from the year 1805 two young men, proteges of M.

Maret, secretary of state, were admitted to the honor of working in the

Emperor's cabinet; and though initiated by the nature of their duties

into the most important state secrets, there was never the slightest

reason to suspect their perfect discretion. They were, besides, very

diligent, and endowed with much talent, so that his Majesty formed an

excellent opinion of them. Their position was most enviable. Lodged in

the palace, and consequently supplied with fuel and lights, they were

also fed, and received each a salary of eight thousand francs. It might

well have been thought that this sum would be sufficient for these

gentlemen to live most comfortably; but this was not the case. For if

they were assiduous during the hours of labor, they were not less so

during those devoted to pleasure; whence it arose that the second quarter

had hardly passed before the whole year's salary was spent, part of it in

gambling, and the rest among low companions.

Among the two secretaries added to the Emperor's service, there was one

especially who had contracted so many debts, and whose creditors were so

pitiless, that, had there been no other reason, he would infallibly have

been dismissed from the private cabinet if the report of this had reached

his Majesty's ears.

After passing an entire night reflecting on his embarrassing position,

searching his imagination to secure some means of obtaining the sum

necessary to satisfy those creditors who were most importunate, the new

spendthrift sought distraction in work, and went to his desk at five

o'clock in the morning in order to drive away his painful thoughts; not

thinking that at this hour any one would hear him, and while working

began to whistle La Linotte with all his might. Now, this morning, as

often before, the Emperor had already been working a whole hour in his

cabinet, and had just gone out as the young man entered, and, hearing

this whistling, immediately returned.

"Already here, Monsieur," said his Majesty. "Zounds! Why, that is

remarkable! Maret should be well satisfied with you. What is your

salary?"--"Sire, I have eight thousand francs a year, and besides am

boarded and lodged in the palace."--"That is well, Monsieur, and you

ought to be very happy."

The young man, seeing that his Majesty was in a very good humor, thought

that fortune had sent him a favorable opportunity of being relieved of

his embarrassment, and resolved to inform the Emperor of his trying

situation. "Alas, Sire!" said he, "no doubt I ought to be happy, but I

am not."--"Why is that?"--"Sire, I must confess to your Majesty that I

have so many English to carry, and besides I have to support an old

father, two sisters, and a brother."--"You are only doing your duty.

But what do you mean by your English? Are you supporting them also?"--

"No, Sire; but it is they who have fed my pleasures, with the money they

have lent me, and all who have creditors now call them the English."--

"Stop! stop, Monsieur! What! you have creditors, and in spite of your

large salary you have made debts! That is enough, Monsieur. I do not

wish to have any longer near me a man who has recourse to the gold of the

English, when on what I give him he can live honorably. In an hour you

will receive your discharge."

The Emperor, having expressed himself as we have just heard, picked up

some papers from the desk, threw a severe glance at the young secretary,

and left him in such a state of despair that, when some one else

fortunately entered the cabinet, he was on the point of committing

suicide with a long paper-cutter he held in his hand. This person was

the aide-de-camp on duty, who brought him a letter from the Emperor,

couched in the following terms:

"Monsieur, you deserve to be dismissed from my service, but I have

thought of your family, and I pardon you on their account; and since

it is they who would suffer from your misconduct, I consequently

send you with my pardon ten thousand francs in bank-notes. Pay with

this sum all the English who torment you, and, above all, do not

again fall into their clutches; for in that case I shall abandon

you.

NAPOLEON."

An enormous "Vive l'Empereur!" sprang spontaneously to the lips of the

young man, who darted out like lightning to announce to his family this

new proof of imperial tyranny.

This was not the end, however; for his companion, having been informed of

what had taken place, and also desiring some bank-notes to pacify his

English, redoubled his zeal and activity in work, and for several days in

succession repaired to the cabinet at four in the morning, and also

whistled La Linotte; but it was all in vain, the Emperor did not seem to

hear him.

Much was said at Paris and in the Court in ridicule of the ludicrous

sayings of the wife of Marshal Lefebvre, and a collection could be made

of her queer speeches, many of which are pure fabrications; but a volume

would also be necessary to record all the acts by which she manifested

her kindness of heart.

One day, at Malmaison (I think a short time after the Empire was

founded), the Empress Josephine had given explicit orders that no one

should be admitted. The Marechale Lefebvre presented herself; but the

usher, compelled by his orders, refused to allow her to enter. She

insisted, and he still refused. During this discussion, the Empress,

passing from one apartment to the other, was seen through a glass door

which separated this apartment from that in which the duchess then was.

The Empress, having also seen her, hastily advanced to meet her, and

insisted on her entering. Before passing in, Madame Lefebvre turned to

the usher, and said to him in a mocking tone, "Well, my good fellow, you

see I got in!" The poor usher blushed up to his ears, and withdrew in

confusion.

Marshal Lefebvre was not less good, less excellent, than his wife; and it

might well be said of them that high honors had made no change in their

manners. The good they both did could not be told. It might have been

said that this was their only pleasure, the only compensation for a great

domestic misfortune. They had only one son, who was one of the worst men

in the whole Empire. Each day there were complaints against him; the

Emperor himself frequently admonished him on account of the high esteem

he had for his brave father. But there resulted no improvement, and his

natural viciousness only manifested itself the more. He was killed in

some battle, I forget which; and as little worthy of regret as he was,

his death was a deep affliction to his excellent mother, although he even

forgot himself so far as to speak disrespectfully of her in his coarse

speeches. She usually made M. de Fontanes the confidant of her sorrows;

for the grand master of the university, notwithstanding his exquisite

politeness and his admirable literary style, was very intimately

associated with the household of Marshal Lefebvre.

In this connection I recall an anecdote which proves better than anything

that could be said the kindness and perfect simplicity of the marshal.

One day it was announced to him that some one whose name was not given

wished to speak to him. The marshal left his cabinet, and recognized his

old captain in the French Guards, in which, as we have said, the marshal

had been a sergeant. The marshal begged permission to embrace him,

offered his services, his purse, his house; treated him almost exactly as

if he had been under his orders. The old captain was an emigre, and had

returned undecided what he would do. Through the efforts of the marshal

his name was promptly struck out of the list of emigres; but he did not

wish to re-enter the army, and yet was in much need of a position.

Having supported himself during his emigration by giving lessons in

French and Latin, he expressed a desire to obtain a position in the

university. "Well, my colonel," said the marshal with his German accent,

"I will take you at once to my friend M. de Fontanes." The marshal's

carriage is soon at the door, and the respectful protector and his

protege enter the apartments of the grand master of the university.

M. de Fontanes hastens to meet the marshal, who, I have been informed,

made his presentation speech in this style:

"My dear friend, I present to you the Marquis of ----.

"He was my former captain, my good captain. He would like to obtain a

place in the university. Ah! he is not a man of nothing, a man of the

Revolution like you and me. He is my old captain, the Marquis of ---- ."

Finally the marshal closed by saying, "Ah, the good, excellent man! I

shall never forget that when I went for orders to my good captain, he

never failed to say: 'Lefebvre, my child, pass on to the kitchen; go and

get something to eat.' Ah, my good, my excellent captain!"

All the members of the imperial family had a great fondness for music,

and especially the Italian; but they were not musicians, and most of them

sang as badly as his Majesty himself, with the exception of the Princess

Pauline, who had profited by the lessons of Blangini, and sang tolerably

well. In respect of his voice, Prince Eugene showed himself worthy to be

the adopted son of the Emperor; for, though he was a musician and sang

with fervor, it was not in such a manner as to satisfy his auditors.

In compensation, however, Prince Eugene's voice was magnificent for

commanding military evolutions, an advantage which Count Lobau and

General Dorsenne also possessed; and it was consequently always one of

these whom his Majesty appointed to command under his orders on great

reviews.

Notwithstanding the severe etiquette of the Emperor's court, there were

always a few privileged persons who had the right to enter his apartment,

even when he was in bed, though the number was small. They consisted of

the following persons:--

M. de Talleyrand, vice grand elector; de Montesquiou, grand chamberlain;

de Remusat, first chamberlain; Maret, Corvisart, Denon, Murat, Yvan;

Duroc, grand marshal; and de Caulaincourt, grand equerry.

For a long time all these personages came to the Emperor's apartment

almost every morning, and their visits were the origin of what was

afterwards called 'le petit lever'. M. de Lavalette also came

frequently, and also M. Real and Messieurs Fouche and Savary while each

of them was minister of police.

The princes of the imperial family also enjoyed the right to enter the

Emperor's apartment in the morning. I often saw the Emperor's mother.

The Emperor kissed her hand with much respect and tenderness, but I have

many times heard him reproach her for her excessive economy. Madame Mere

listened, and then gave as excuse for not changing her style of living

reasons which often vexed his Majesty, but which events have

unfortunately justified.

Madame Mere had been a great beauty, and was still very pretty,

especially when I saw her for the first time. It was impossible to find

a better mother; devoted to her children; she lavished on them the sagest

counsels, and always intervened in family quarrels to sustain those whom

she thought in the right; for a long time she took Lucien's part, and I

have often heard her warmly defend Jerome when the First Consul was most

severe towards his young brother. The only fault in Madame Mere's

character was her excessive economy, and on this point astonishing things

could be said without fear of exaggeration, but she was beloved by every

one in the palace for her kindness and affability.

I recall in reference to Madame Mere an incident which greatly amused the

Empress Josephine. Madame was spending several days at Malmaison, when

one day one of her ladies, whom she had caused to be sent for, found, on

entering the room, to her great astonishment, Cardinal Fesch discharging

the duty of a lady's maid by lacing up his sister, who had on only her

underclothing and her corset.

One of the subjects on which the Emperor would listen to no raillery was

that of custom-house duties, and towards all contraband proceeding he

showed inflexible severity; and this reached such a point, that one day

M. Soiris, director of the custom-house at Verceil, having seized a

package of sixty cashmere shawls, sent from Constantinople to the

Empress, the Emperor approved his action, and the cashmeres were sold for

the benefit of the state. In such cases the Emperor always said, "How

can a sovereign have the laws respected if he does not respect them

himself?" I recall another occasion, and I think the only instance in

which he permitted an infraction of the custom-house regulations; but we

shall see the question was not that of ordinary smuggling.

The grenadiers of the Old Guard, under the orders of General Soules,

returned to France after the peace of Tilsit. On their arrival at

Mayence, the custom-house officers endeavored to perform their duty, and

consequently inspected the chests of the Guard and those of the general.

Meanwhile, the director of the custom-house, in doubt what proceedings to

take, sought the general to inform him of the necessity he was under of

executing the laws, and of carrying out the direct orders of the Emperor.

The general's reply to this courteous overture was plain and energetic:

"If a single officer dares to place his hand on the boxes of my old

mustaches, I'll throw him into the Rhine!" The officer insisted. The

custom-house employees were quite numerous, and were preparing to proceed

with the inspection, when General Soules had the boxes put in the middle

of the square, and a regiment detailed to guard them. The director of

the custom-house, not daring to proceed further, sent to the

director-general a report to be submitted to the Emperor. Under any

other circumstances the case would have been serious; but the Emperor

had just returned to Paris, where he had been welcomed more heartily

than ever before by the acclamations of the people on the occasion of

the fetes celebrated in honor of peace, and this old Guard was returning

home resplendent with glory, and after most admirable behavior at Eylau.

All these things combined to quell the Emperor's anger; and having

decided not to punish, he wished to reward them, and not to take

seriously their infraction of his custom-house regulations. General

Soules, on reaching Paris, presented himself before the Emperor, who

received him cordially, and, after some remarks relative to the Guard,

added: "By the by, what is this you have been doing? I heard of you.

What! you really threatened to throw my custom-house officers into the

Rhine! Would you have done it?"--"Yes, Sire," replied the general, with

his German accent, "yes; I would have done it. It was an insult to my

old grenadiers to attempt to inspect their boxes."--"Come, now," said

the Emperor very affably, "I see just how it is. You have been

smuggling."--"I, Sire?"--"Yes, I say. You have been smuggling. You

bought linen in Hanover. You wanted to furnish your house handsomely,

as you imagined I would appoint you senator. You were not mistaken. Go

and have your senator's coat made, but do not repeat this performance,

for next time I will have you shot."

During our stay at Bayonne, in 1808, every one was struck with the

awkward manners of the King and Queen of Spain, and the poor taste

displayed in their toilets, the disgraceful appearance of their

equipages, and a certain air of constraint and embarrassment which was

general among all the persons of their suite. The elegant manners of the

French and the magnificence of the imperial equipages furnished such a

contrast to all this that it rendered them indescribably ridiculous. The

Emperor, who had such exquisite tact in all matters, was not one of the

last to perceive this, but, nevertheless, was not pleased that an

opportunity should be found to ridicule crowned heads. One morning at

his toilet he said to me, "I say, then, Monsieur le drole, you, who are

so well versed in these matters, give a few hints to the valet de chambre

of the King and Queen of Spain. They appear so awkward they really

excite my pity." I eagerly did what his Majesty suggested; but he did

not content himself with this, but also communicated to the Empress

Josephine his observations on the queen and her ladies. The Empress

Josephine, who was the embodiment of taste, gave orders accordingly; and

for two days her hairdressers and women were occupied exclusively in

giving lessons in taste and elegance to their Spanish brethren. This is

a striking evidence of how the Emperor found time for everything, and

could descend from his elevated duties to the most insignificant affairs.

The grand marshal of the palace (Duroc) was almost the same height as the

Emperor. He walked badly and ungracefully, but had a tolerably good head

and features. He was quick tempered, impulsive, and swore like a

soldier; but he had much administrative ability, of which he gave more

than one proof in the organization of the imperial household, which was

ably and wisely regulated. When the enemy's cannon deprived his Majesty

of this devoted servitor and sincere friend, the Empress Josephine said

that she knew only two men capable of filling his place; these were

General Drouot and M. de Flahaut, and the whole household hoped that one

of these two gentlemen would be nominated; this, however, was not the

case.

M. de Caulaincourt, Duke of Vicenza, was extremely severe towards the

household; but he was just and of a chivalrous loyalty, and his word was

as good as a contract: He was feared and yet beloved. He had a piercing

eye, spoke quickly and with great ease. The Emperor's regard for him was

well known, and certainly no one was more worthy of it than he.

The Count de Remusat was of medium height, with a smooth, white face,

obliging, amiable, and with natural politeness and good taste; but he was

extravagant, lacked order in managing his own affairs and consequently

those of the Emperor. This lavish expenditure, which is admirable from

one point of view, might have suited any other sovereign; but the Emperor

was economical, and though, much attached to M. de Remusat, dismissed him

from the head of the wardrobe bureau, and put in his place Monsieur de

Turenne, who exercised the strictest economy. M. de Turenne possessed

perhaps a little too much of what his predecessor lacked, but it was

exactly this that pleased the Emperor. M. de Turenne was quite a pretty

man, thinking perhaps a little too much of himself, a great talker and

Anglo-maniac, which led the Emperor to give him the name of my lord

Kinsester (who cannot be silent); but he told a story well, and sometimes

his Majesty took pleasure in making him relate the chronicles of Paris.

When the Count of Turenne replaced the Count of Remusat in the office of

grand master of the wardrobe, in order not to exceed the sum of twenty

thousand francs which his Majesty allowed for his toilet, he exercised

the greatest possible economy in the quantity, price, and quality of

things indispensable to the household. I have been told, but I do not

know whether it is true, that, in order to ascertain exactly what were

the profits of the Emperor's furnishers, he went to the various factories

of Paris with samples of gloves, silk stockings, aloes wood, etc.; but,

even if this is true, it only does honor to the zeal and probity of M. de

Turenne.

I knew very little of Count Segur, grand master of ceremonies. It was

said in the household that he was haughty and somewhat abrupt, but

perfectly polite and intelligent, with a delicate and refined face.

It would be necessary to have witnessed the perfect order which reigned

in the Emperor's household to comprehend it fully. From the time of the

Consulate, General Duroc had brought into the administration of the

interior affairs of the palace that spirit of order and economy which

especially characterized him. But, great as was the Emperor's confidence

in General Duroc, he did not disdain to throw the glance of a master over

things which seemed insignificant, and with which, in general, sovereigns

rarely occupy themselves. Thus, for example, in the beginning of the

Empire there was some little extravagance in certain parts of the palace,

notably at Saint-Cloud, where the aides-de-camp kept open table; but this

was, nevertheless, far from equaling the excessive prodigality of the

ancient regime. Champagne and other wines especially were used in great

quantities, and it was very necessary that the Emperor should establish

regulations as to his cellar. He summoned the chief of the household

service, Soupe Pierrugues, and said to him, "Monsieur, I commit to you

the keys of my imperial cellars; you will there have charge of the wines

of all kinds; some are needed in my palaces of the Tuileries,

Saint-Cloud, Compiegne, Fontainebleau, Marrac, Lacken, and Turin.

Establish a moderate price at all these residences, and you alone will

furnish wines to my household." This arrangement was made, and all

kinds of fraud were impossible, as the deputy of M. Soupe Pierrugues

delivered wines only on a note signed by the controller of the kitchen;

all the bottles not opened were returned, and each evening an account

was given of what had been used for that day.

The service had the same regulations while we were on campaigns. During

the second campaign of Vienna, I recollect that the house deputy of Soupe

Pierrugues was M. Eugene Pierrugues, frank, gay, witty, and much beloved

by us all. An imprudence cost him dear, for in consequence of a

heedlessness natural at his age he had his arm broken. We were then at

Schoenbrunn. Those who have seen this imperial residence know that

splendid avenues extend in front of the palace, leading to the road to

Vienna. As I often took horseback rides through the town, M. Eugene

Pierrugues wished to accompany me one day, and borrowed a horse from one

of the quartermasters of the palace. He was forewarned that the horse

was very fiery; but he paid no attention to that, and immediately put him

into a gallop. I reined mine in, in order not to excite my companion's;

but in spite of this precaution the horse ran away, dashed into the

woods, and broke the arm of his unfortunate and imprudent rider.

M. Eugene Pierrugues was, however, not unhorsed by the blow, and kept his

seat a short while after the injury; but it was very serious, and it was

necessary to carry him back to the palace. I, more than any one else,

was distressed by this frightful accident; and we established a regular

attendance on him, so that one at least could always be with him when our

duties allowed. I have never seen suffering borne with more fortitude;

and it was carried to such a remarkable degree, that, finding his arm

badly set, at the end of a few days he had it again fractured, an

operation which caused him horrible suffering.

My uncle, who was usher of the Emperor's cabinet, related to me an

anecdote which is probably entirely unknown; since everything, as we

shall see, occurred under cover of the most profound mystery. "One

evening," he said to me, "Marshal Duroc gave me in person orders to

extinguish the lights in the saloon in front of his Majesty's cabinet,

and to leave only a few candles lighted. I was surprised at such a novel

order, especially as the grand marshal was not accustomed to give them

thus directly, but, nevertheless, executed it precisely, and waited at my

post. At ten o'clock Marshal Duroc returned, accompanied by a personage

whose features it was impossible to distinguish, as he was entirely

wrapped in a large cloak, his head covered, and his hat pulled down over

his eyes. I withdrew, leaving the two alone, but had hardly left the

saloon when the Emperor entered, and Marshal Duroc also retired, leaving

the stranger alone with his Majesty. From the tone in which the Emperor

spoke it was easy to see that he was greatly irritated. He spoke very

loud; and I heard him say, 'Well, Monsieur, you will never change then.

It is gold you want, always gold. You draw on all foreign banks, and

have no confidence in that of Paris. You have ruined the bank of

Hamburg; you have caused M. Drouet (or Drouaut, for the name was

pronounced very quickly) to lose two millions:

"The Emperor," my uncle continued, "conversed in this strain for a long

while, though the stranger did not reply, or replied in so low a tone

that it was impossible to hear a word; and the scene, which must have

been most trying to the mysterious personage, lasted about twenty

minutes. At last he was permitted to leave, which he did with the same

precautions as on his arrival, and retired from the palace as secretly as

he had come."

Nothing of this scene was known in Paris; and, moreover, neither my uncle

nor I have ever sought to ascertain the name of the person whom the

Emperor overwhelmed with such numerous and severe reproaches.

Whenever circumstances allowed, the Emperor's habits of life were very

regular, his time being almost uniformly divided as follows. Every

morning, at nine o'clock precisely, the Emperor left the imperial

apartments; his exactness in observing hours was carried to an extreme,

and I have sometimes seen him wait two or three moments in order that no

one might be taken by surprise. At nine o'clock his toilet was made for

the whole day. When he had reached the reception-room, the officers on

duty were first admitted, and received his Majesty's orders for their

time of service.

Immediately after this, what was called the grandes entrees took place.

That is to say, personages of high rank were admitted, who had this right

on account of their duties, or by the special favor of the Emperor; and I

can assert that this favor was much envied. It was granted generally to

all the officers of the imperial household, even if they were not on

duty; and every one remained standing, as did the Emperor also. He made

the tour of all the persons present, nearly always addressed a remark or

a question to each one; and it was amusing to see afterwards, during the

whole day, the proud and haughty bearing of those to whom the Emperor had

spoken a little longer than to others. This ceremony usually lasted a

half-hour, and as soon as it was finished the Emperor bowed and each

retired.

At half-past nine the Emperor's breakfast was served, usually on a small

mahogany stand; and this first repast commonly lasted only seven or eight

minutes, though sometimes it was prolonged, and even lasted quite a long

while. This, however, was only on rare occasions, when the Emperor was

in unusually good-humor, and wished to indulge in the pleasure of a

conversation with men of great merit, whom he had known a long while, and

who happened to be present at his breakfast. There he was no longer the

formal Emperor of the levee; he was in a manner the hero of Italy, the

conqueror of Egypt, and above all the member of the Institute. Those who

came most habitually were Messieurs Monge, Berthollet, Costaz

(superintendent of crown buildings), Denon, Corvisart, David, Gerard,

Isabey, Talma, and Fontaine (his first architect). How many noble

thoughts, how many elevated sentiments, found vent in these conversations

which the Emperor was accustomed to open by saying, "Come, Messieurs, I

close the door of my cabinet." This was the signal, and it was truly

miraculous to see his Majesty's aptitude in putting his genius in

communication with these great intellects with such diversities of

talent.

I recall that, during the days preceding the Emperor's coronation, M.

Isabey attended regularly at the Emperor's breakfast, and was present

almost every morning; and strange, too, it did not seem an absurd thing

to see children's toys used to represent the imposing ceremony which was

to exert such a great influence over the destinies of the world. The

intelligent painter of his Majesty's cabinet portraits caused to be

placed on a large table a number of small figures representing all the

personages who were to take part in the ceremony of the coronation; each

had his designated place; and no one was omitted, from the Emperor to the

Pope, and even to the choristers, each being dressed in the costume he

was expected to wear.

These rehearsals took place frequently, and all were eager to consult the

model in order to make no mistake as to the place each was to occupy. On

those days, as may be imagined, the door of the cabinet was closed, and

in consequence the ministers sometimes, waited awhile. Immediately after

the breakfast the Emperor admitted his ministers and director generals;

and these audiences, devoted to the special work of each minister and of

each director, lasted until six o'clock in the evening, with the

exception of those days on which his Majesty occupied himself exclusively

with governmental affairs, and presided over the council of state, or the

ministerial councils.

At the Tuileries and at Saint-Cloud dinner was served at six o'clock; and

the Emperor dined each day alone with the Empress, except on Sunday, when

all the family were admitted to dinner. The Emperor, Empress, and Madame

Mere only were seated in armchairs; all others, whether kings or queens,

having only ordinary chairs. There was only one course before the

dessert. His Majesty usually drank Chambertin wine, but rarely without

water, and hardly more than one bottle. To dine with the Emperor was

rather an honor than a pleasure to those who were admitted; for it was

necessary, to use the common expression, to swallow in post haste, as his

Majesty never remained at table more than fifteen or eighteen minutes.

After his dinner, as after breakfast, the Emperor habitually took a cup

of coffee, which the Empress poured out. Under the Consulate Madame

Bonaparte began this custom, because the General often forgot to take his

coffee; she continued it after she became Empress, and the Empress Marie

Louise retained the same custom.

After dinner the Empress descended to her apartments, where she found

assembled her ladies and the officers on duty; and the Emperor sometimes

accompanied her, but remained only a short while. Such was the customary

routine of life in the palace at the Tuileries on those days when there

was neither the chase in the morning, nor concert nor theater in the

evening; and the life at Saint-Cloud differed little from that at the

Tuileries. Sometimes rides were taken in coaches when the weather

permitted; and on Wednesday, the day set for the council of ministers,

these officials were invariably honored by an invitation to dine with

their Majesties. When there was a hunt at Fontainebleau, Rambouillet, or

Compiegne, the usual routine was omitted; the ladies followed in coaches,

and the whole household dined with the Emperor and Empress under a tent

erected in the forest. It sometimes happened, though rarely, that the

Emperor invited unexpectedly some members of his family to remain to dine

with him; and this recalls an anecdote which should have a place in this

connection. The King of Naples came one day to visit the Emperor, and

being invited to dine, accepted, forgetting that he was in morning dress,

and there was barely time for him to change his costume, and consequently

none to return to the Elysee, which he then inhabited. The king ran

quickly up to my room, and informed me of his embarrassment, which I

instantly relieved, to his great delight. I had at that time a very

handsome wardrobe, almost all the articles of which were then entirely

new; so I gave him a shirt, vest, breeches, stockings, and shoes, and

assisted him to dress, and fortunately everything fitted as if it had

been made especially for him. He showed towards me the same kindness and

affability he always manifested, and thanked me in the most charming

manner. In the evening the King of Naples, after taking leave of the

Emperor, returned to my room to resume his morning dress, and begged me

to come to him next day at the laysee, which I did punctually after

relating to the Emperor all that had occurred, much to his amusement.

On my arrival at the Elysee I was immediately introduced into the king's

apartments, who repeated his thanks in the most gracious manner, and gave

me a pretty Breguet watch.

[Abraham Louis Breguet, the celebrated watchmaker, was born at

Neuchatel, 1747; died 1823. He made numerous improvements in

watches and in nautical and astronomical instruments.]

During our campaigns I sometimes had occasion to render little services

of the same nature to the King of Naples; but the question was not then,

as at Saint-Cloud, one of silk stockings, for more than once on the

bivouac I shared with him a bundle of straw, which I had been fortunate

enough to procure. In such cases I must avow the sacrifice was much

greater on my part than when I had shared my wardrobe with him. The king

was not backward in expressing his gratitude; and I thought it a most

remarkable thing to see a sovereign, whose palace was filled with all

that luxury can invent to add to comfort, and all that art can create

which is splendid and magnificent, only too happy in procuring half of a

bundle of straw on which to rest his head.

I will now give some fresh souvenirs which have just recurred to my mind

concerning the Court theater. At Saint-Cloud, in order to reach the

theater hall, it was necessary to cross the whole length of the Orangery;

and nothing could be more elegant than the manner in which it was

decorated on these occasions. Rows of rare plants were arranged in

tiers, and the whole lighted by lamps; and during the winter the boxes

were hidden by covering them with moss and flowers, which produced a

charming effect under the lights.

The parterre of the theater was usually filled with generals, senators,

and councilors of state; the first boxes were reserved for the princes

and princesses of the imperial family, for foreign princes, marshals,

their wives, and ladies of honor. In the second tier were placed all

persons attached to the Court. Between the acts, ices and refreshments

were served; but the ancient etiquette had been re-established in one

particular, which greatly displeased the actors,--no applause was

allowed; and Talma often told me that the kind of coldness produced by

this silence was very detrimental at certain parts where the actor felt

the need of being enthused. Nevertheless, it sometimes happened that the

Emperor, in testimony of his satisfaction, made a slight signal with his

hand; and then and also at the grandest periods we heard, if not

applause, at least a flattering murmur which the spectators were not

always able to repress.

The chief charm of these brilliant assemblies was the presence of the

Emperor; and consequently an invitation to the theater of Saint-Cloud was

an honor much desired. In the time of the Empress Josephine there were

no representations at the palace in the absence of the Emperor; but when

Marie Louise was alone at Saint-Cloud during the campaign of Dresden, two

representations a week were given, and the whole repertoire of Gretry was

played in succession before her Majesty. At the end of each piece there

was always a little ballet.

The theater of Saint-Cloud was, so to speak, on more than one occasion

the theater of first attempts. For instance, M. Raynouard played there

for the first time the 'Etats de Blois', a work which the Emperor would

not allow to be played in public, and which was not done, in fact, until

after the return of Louis XVIII.

'The Venetians' by M. Amand also made its first appearance on the theater

of Saint-Cloud, or rather of Malmaison. This was not highly considered

at the time; but the infallible judgment the Emperor displayed in his

choice of plays and actors was most remarkable. He generally gave M.

Corvisart the preference in deciding these matters, on which he descanted

with much complacence when his more weighty occupations allowed. He was

usually less severe and more just than Geoffroy; and it is much to be

desired that the criticisms and opinions of the Emperor concerning

authors and actors could have been preserved. They would have been of

much benefit to the progress of art.

In speaking of the retreat from Moscow, I related previously in my

memoirs that I had the good fortune to offer a place in my carriage to

the young Prince of Aremborg, and assisted him in continuing his journey.

I recall another occasion in the life of this prince, when one of my

friends was very useful to him, some particulars of which may not be

without interest.

The Prince of Aremberg, an ordnance officer of the Emperor, had, as we

know, married Mademoiselle Tascher, niece of the Empress Josephine.

Having been sent into Spain, he was there taken by the English, and

afterwards carried a prisoner to England. His captivity was at first

very disagreeable; and he told me himself that he was very unhappy, until

he made the acquaintance of one of my friends, M. Herz, commissary of

war, who possessed a fine mind, was very intelligent, spoke several

languages, and was, like the prince, a prisoner in England. The

acquaintance formed at once between the prince and M. Herz soon became so

intimate that they were constantly together; and thus passed the time as

happily as it can with one far from his native land and deprived of his

liberty.

They were living thus, ameliorating for each other the ennui of

captivity, when M. Herz was exchanged, which was, perhaps, a great

misfortune for him, as we shall afterwards see. At all events, the

prince was deeply distressed at being left alone; but, nevertheless, gave

M. Herz several letters to his family, and at the same time sent his

mother his mustache, which he had mounted in a medallion with a chain.

One day the Princess of Aremberg arrived at Saint-Cloud and demanded a

private audience of the Emperor.

"My son," said she, "demands your Majesty's permission to attempt his

escape from England."--"Madame," said the Emperor, "your request is most

embarrassing! I do not forbid your son, but I can by no means authorize

him."

It was at the time I had the honor of saving the Prince of Aremberg's

life that I learned from him these particulars. As for my poor friend

Herz, his liberty became fatal to him, owing to an inexplicable

succession of events. Having been sent by Marshal Augereau to Stralsund

to perform a secret mission, he died there, suffocated by the fire of a

brass stove in the room in which he slept. His secretary and his servant

nearly fell victims to the same accident; but, more fortunate than he,

their lives were saved. The Prince of Aremberg spoke to me of the death

of M. Herz with real feeling; and it was easy to see that, prince as he

was and allied to the Emperor, he entertained a most sincere friendship

for his companion in captivity.

CHAPTER, XXXI.

MILITARY ANECDOTES.

I have collected under the title of Military Anecdotes some facts which

came to my knowledge while I accompanied the Emperor on his campaigns,

and the authenticity of which I guarantee. I might have scattered them

through my memoirs, and placed them in their proper periods; my not

having done so is not owing to forgetfulness on my part, but because I

thought that these incidents would have an added interest by being

collected together, since in them we see the direct influence of the

Emperor upon his soldiers, and thus can more easily form an exact idea of

the manner in which his Majesty treated them, his consideration for them,

and their attachment to his person.

During the autumn of 1804, between the time of the creation of the empire

and the coronation of the Emperor, his Majesty made several journeys to

the camp of Boulogne; and from this fact rumors arose that the expedition

against England would soon set sail. In one of his frequent tours of

inspection, the Emperor, stopping one day near the end of the camp on the

left, spoke to a cannoneer from a guard ship, and while conversing with

him, asked him several questions, among others, the following, "What is

thought here of the Emperor?"--"That 'sacre tondu' puts us out of breath

as soon as he arrives. Each time he comes we have not a moment's repose

while he is here. It might be thought he was enraged against those dogs

of English who are always beating us, not much to our own credit."

"You believe in glory, then?" said the Emperor. The cannoneer then

looked at him fixedly: "Somewhat, I think. Do you doubt it?"--"No, I do

not doubt it, but money, do you believe in that also?"--"Ah! what--I see

--do you mean to insult me, you questioner? I know no other interest

than that of the state."--"No, no, my brave soldier; I do not intend to

insult you, but I bet that a twenty-franc piece would not be disagreeable

to you in drinking a cup to my health." While speaking thus the Emperor

had drawn a Napoleon from his pocket, which he presented to the

cannoneer, whereupon the latter uttered a shout loud enough to be heard

by the sentinel at the west post some distance off; and even threw

himself on the Emperor, whom he took for a spy, and was about to seize

him by the throat when the Emperor suddenly opened his gray overcoat and

revealed his identity. The soldier's astonishment may be imagined! He

prostrated himself at the feet of the Emperor, overcome with confusion at

his mistake; but the latter, extending his hand, said, "Rise, my brave

fellow, you have done your duty; but you will not keep your word, I am

very sure; you will accept this piece, and drink to the health of the

'sacre tondo', will you not?" The Emperor then continued his rounds as

if nothing had occurred.

Every one admits to-day that never, perhaps, has any man been gifted to

the same degree as the Emperor with the art of addressing soldiers. He

appreciated this talent highly in others; but it was not fine phrases

which pleased him, and accordingly he held that a master-piece of this

kind was the very short harangue of General Vandamme to the soldiers he

commanded the day of the battle of Austerlitz. When day began to break

General Vandamme said to the troops, "My brave fellows! There are the

Russians! Load your pieces, pick your flints, put powder in the pan, fix

bayonets, ready and--forward!" I remember one day the Emperor spoke of

this oration before Marshal Berthier, who laughed at it. "That is like

you," he said. "Well, all the advocates of Paris would not have said it

so well; the soldier understands this, and that is the way battles are

won."

When after the first campaign of Vienna, so happily terminated by the

peace of Presburg, the Emperor was returning to Paris, many complaints

reached him against the exactions of certain generals, notably General

Vandamme. Complaint was made, amongst other grievances, that in the

little village of Lantza this general had allowed himself five hundred

florins per day, that is to say, eleven hundred and twenty-five francs,

simply for the daily expenses of his table. It was on this occasion the

Emperor said of him: "Pillages like a madman, but brave as Caesar."

Nevertheless, the Emperor, indignant at such exactions, and determined to

put an end to them, summoned the general to Paris to reprimand him; but

the latter, as soon as he entered the Emperor's presence, began to speak

before his Majesty had time to address him, saying, "Sire, I know why you

have summoned me; but as you know my devotion and my bravery I trust you

will excuse some slight altercations as to the furnishing of my table,

matters too petty, at any rate, to occupy your Majesty." The Emperor

smiled at the oratorical skillfulness of General Vandamme, and contented

himself with saying, "Well, well! say no more, but be more circumspect

in future."

General Vandamme, happy to have escaped with so gentle an admonition,

returned to Lantza to resume his command. He was indeed more circumspect

than in the past; but he found and seized the occasion to revenge himself

on the town for the compulsory self-denial the Emperor had imposed on

him. On his arrival he found in the suburbs a large number of recruits

who had come from Paris in his absence; and it occurred to him to make

them all enter the town, alleging that it was indispensable they should

be drilled under his own eyes. This was an enormous expense to the town,

which would have been very willing to recall its complaints, and continue

his expenses at the rate of five hundred florins per day.

The Emperor does not figure in the following anecdote. I will relate it,

however, as a good instance of the manners and the astuteness of our

soldiers on the campaign.

During the year 1806, a part of our troops having their quarters in

Bavaria, a soldier of the fourth regiment of the line, named Varengo, was

lodged at Indersdorff with a joiner. Varengo wished to compel his host

to pay him two florins, or four livres ten sous, per day for his

pleasures. He had no right to exact this. To succeed in making it to

his interest to comply he set himself to make a continual racket in the

house. The poor carpenter, not being able to endure it longer, resolved

to complain, but thought it prudent not to carry his complaints to the

officers of the company in which Varengo served. He knew by his own

experience, at least by that of his neighbors, that these gentlemen were

by no means accessible to complaints of this kind. He decided to address

himself to the general commanding, and set out on the road to Augsburg,

the chief place of the arrondissement.

On his arrival at the bureau of the town, he was met by the general, and

began to submit to him an account of his misfortunes; but unfortunately

the general did not know the German language, so he sent for his

interpreter, told the carpenter to explain himself, and inquired of what

he complained. Now, the general's interpreting secretary was a

quartermaster who had been attached to the general's staff since the

Peace of Presburg, and happened to be, as luck would have it, the first

cousin of this Varengo against whom the complaint was made. Without

hesitation the quartermaster, as soon as he heard his cousin's name, gave

an entirely incorrect translation of the report, assuring the general

that this peasant, although in very comfortable circumstances, disobeyed

the order of the day, in refusing to furnish fresh meat for the brave

soldier who lodged with him; and this was the origin of the disagreement

on which the complaint was based, no other motive being alleged for

demanding a change. The general was much irritated, and gave orders to

his secretary to require the peasant, under severe penalties, to furnish

fresh meat for his guest. The order was written; but instead of

submitting it to the supervision of the general, the interpreting

secretary wrote out at length that the carpenter should pay two florins

per day to Varengo. The poor fellow, having read this in German, could

not restrain a movement of anger, seeing which, the general, thinking he

had resisted the order, ordered him out, threatening him with his

riding-whip. Thus, thanks to his cousin, the interpreter, Varengo

regularly received two florins per day, which enabled him to be one of

the jolliest soldiers in his company.

The Emperor did not like duelling. He often pretended to be ignorant of

duels; but when he had to admit his knowledge of one, loudly expressed

his dissatisfaction. I recall in this connection two or three

circumstances which I shall attempt to relate.

A short time after the foundation of the Empire, a duel occurred, which

created much stir in Paris, on account of the rank of the two

adversaries. The Emperor had just authorized the formation of the

first foreign regiment which he wished to admit into the service of

France,--the regiment of Aremberg. Notwithstanding the title of this

corps, most of the officers who were admitted were French; and this was

a good opening, discreetly made, for rich and titled young men, who, in

purchasing companies by the authority of the minister of war, could thus

pass more rapidly through the first grades. Among the officers of the

Aremberg regiment, were M. Charles de Sainte-Croix, who had recently

served in the ministry of foreign affairs, and a charming young man whom

I saw often at Malmaison, M. de Mariolles, who was nearly related to the

Empress Josephine. It seems that the same position had been promised

both, and they resolved to settle the dispute by private combat. M. de

Mariolles fell, and died on the spot, and his death created

consternation among the ladies of the salon at Malmaison.

His family and relations united in making complaint to the Emperor, who

was very indignant, and spoke of sending M. de Sainte-Croix to the Temple

prison and having him tried for murder. He prudently concealed himself

during the first outburst over this affair; and the police, who were put

on his track, would have had much difficulty in finding him, as he was

especially protected by M. Fouche, who had recently re-entered the

ministry, and was intimately connected with his mother, Madame de

Sainte-Croix. Everything ended with the threats of his Majesty; since

M. Fouche had remarked to him that by such unaccustomed severity the

malevolent would not fail to say that he was performing less an act of

sovereignty than one of personal vengeance, as the victim had the honor

of being connected with himself.

The affair was thus suffered to drop; and I am here struck with the

manner in which one recollection leads on to another, for I remember that

in process of time the Emperor became much attached to M. de

Sainte-Croix, whose advancement in the army was both brilliant and

rapid; since, although he entered the service when twenty-two years of

age, he was only twenty-eight when he was killed in Spain, being already

then general of division. I often saw M. de Sainte-Croix at the

Emperor's headquarters. I think I see him still, small, delicate, with

an attractive countenance, and very little beard. He might have been

taken for a young woman, rather than the brave young soldier he was;

and, in fact, his features were so delicate, his cheeks so rosy, his

blond hair curled in such natural ringlets, that when the Emperor was in

a good humor he called him nothing but Mademoiselle de Sainte-Croix!

Another circumstance which I should not omit is a duel which took place

at Burgos, in 1808, between General Franceschi, aide-de-camp to King

Joseph, and Colonel Filangieri, colonel of his guard, both of whom were

equerries of his Majesty. The subject of the quarrel was almost the same

as that between M. de Mariolles and de Sainte-Croix; since both disputed

for the position of first equerry to King Joseph, both maintaining that

it had been promised them.

We had hardly been in the palace of Burgos five minutes when the Emperor

was informed of this duel, which had taken place almost under the walls

of the palace itself, and only a few hours before. The Emperor learned

at the same time that General Franceschi had been killed, and on account

of the difference in their rank, in order not to compromise military

etiquette, they had fought in their uniforms of equerry. The Emperor was

struck with the fact that the first news he received was bad news; and

with his ideas of fatality, this really excited a great influence over

him. He gave orders to have Colonel Filangieri found and brought to him,

and he came in a few moments. I did not see him, as I was in another

apartment; but the Emperor spoke to him in so loud and sharp a tone that

I heard distinctly all he said. "Duels! duels! always duels!" cried

the Emperor. "I will not allow it. I will punish it! You know how I

abhor them!"--"Sire, have me tried if you will, but hear me."--"What can

you have to say to me, you crater of Vesuvius? I have already pardoned

your affair with Saint Simon; I will not do the like again. Moreover, I

cannot, at the very beginning of the campaign, when all should be

thoroughly united! It produces a most unfortunate effect!" Here the

Emperor kept silence a moment; then he resumed, although in a somewhat

sharper tone: "Yes! you have a head of Vesuvius. See what a fine

condition of affairs I arrive and find blood in my palace!" After

another pause, and in a somewhat calmer tone: "See what you have done!

Joseph needs good officers; and here you have deprived him of two by a

single blow,--Franceschi, whom you have killed, and yourself, who can no

longer remain in his service." Here the Emperor was silent for some

moments, and then added: "Now retire, leave! Give yourself up as a

prisoner at the citadel of Turin. There await my orders, or rather place

yourself in Murat's hands; he will know what to do with you; he also has

Vesuvius in his head, and he will give you a warm welcome. Now take

yourself off at once."

Colonel Filangieri needed no urging, I think, to hasten the execution of

the Emperor's orders. I do not know the conclusion of thus adventure;

but I do know that the affair affected his Majesty deeply, for that

evening when I was undressing him he repeated several times, "Duels!

What a disgraceful thing! It is the kind of courage cannibals have!"

If, moreover; the Emperor's anger was softened on this occasion, it was

on account of his affection for young Filangieri; at first on account of

his father, whom the Emperor highly esteemed, and also, because the young

man having been educated at his expense, at the French Prytanee, he

regarded him as one of his children by adoption, especially since he knew

that M. Filangieri, godson of the queen of Naples, had refused a

regiment, which the latter had offered him while he was still only a

simple lieutenant in the Consular Guard, and further, because he had not

consented to become a Neapolitan again until a French prince had been

called to the throne of Naples.

What remains to be said on the subject of duels under the Empire, and the

Emperor's conduct regarding them which came to my knowledge, somewhat

resembles the little piece which is played on the theater after a

tragedy. I will now relate how it happened that the Emperor himself

played the role of peacemaker between two sub-officers who were enamored

of the same beauty.

When the French army occupied Vienna, some time after the battle of

Austerlitz, two sub-officers belonging to the forty-sixth and fiftieth

regiments of the line, having had a dispute, determined to fight a duel,

and chose for the place of combat a spot situated at the extremity of a

plain which adjoined the palace of Schoenbrunn, the Emperor's place of

residence. Our two champions had already unsheathed and exchanged blows

with their short swords, which happily each had warded off, when the

Emperor happened to pass near them, accompanied by several generals.

Their stupefaction at the sight of the Emperor may be imagined. Their

arms fell, so to speak; from their hands.

The Emperor inquired the cause of their quarrel, and learned that a woman

who granted her favors to both was the real motive, each of them desiring

to have no rival.

These two champions found by chance that they were known to one of the

generals who accompanied his Majesty, and informed him that they were two

brave soldiers of Marengo and Austerlitz, belonging to such and such

regiments, whose names had already been put on the list for the Cross of

Honor; whereupon the Emperor addressed them after this style: "My

children, woman is capricious, as fortune is also; and since you are

soldiers of Marengo and Austerlitz, you need to give no new proofs of

your courage. Return to your corps, and be friends henceforth, like good

knights." These two soldiers lost all desire to fight, and soon

perceived that their august peacemaker had not forgotten them, as they

promptly received the Cross of the Legion of Honor.

In the beginning of the campaign of Tilsit, the Emperor, being at Berlin,

one day took a fancy to make an excursion on foot to the quarter where

our soldiers in the public houses indulged in the pleasures of the dance.

He saw a quartermaster of the cavalry of his guard walking with a coarse,

rotund German woman, and amused himself listening to the gallant remarks

made by this quartermaster to his beautiful companion. "Let us enjoy

ourselves, my dear," said he; "it is the 'tondu' who pays the musicians

with the 'kriches' of your sovereign. Let us take our own gait; long

live joy! and forward"--"Not so fast," said the Emperor, approaching

him. "Certainly it must always be forward, but wait till I sound the

charge." The quartermaster turned and recognized the Emperor, and,

without being at all disconcerted, put his hand to his shako, and said,

"That is useless trouble. Your Majesty does not need to beat a drum to

make us move." This repartee made the Emperor smile, and soon after

gained epaulets for the sub-officer, who perhaps might have waited a long

while except for this fancy of his Majesty. But, at all events, if

chance sometimes contributed thus to the giving of rewards, they were

never given until after he had ascertained that those on whom he bestowed

them were worthy.

At Eylau provisions failed; for a week, the bread supply being exhausted,

the soldiers fed themselves as they could. The evening before the first

attack, the Emperor, who wished to examine everything himself, made a

tour of the bivouacs, and reaching one where all the men were asleep, saw

some potatoes cooking, took a fancy to eat them, and undertook to draw

them out of the fire with the point of his sword. Instantly a soldier

awoke, and seeing some one usurping part of his supper, "I say, you are

not very ceremonious, eating our potatoes!"--"My comrade, I am so hungry

that you must excuse me."--"Well, take one or two then, if that is the

case; but get off." But as the Emperor made no haste in getting off, the

soldier insisted more strongly, and soon a heated discussion arose

between him and the Emperor. From words they were about to come to

blows, when the Emperor thought it was time to make himself known. The

soldier's confusion was indescribable. He had almost struck the Emperor.

He threw himself at his Majesty's feet, begging his pardon, which was

most readily granted. "It was I who was in the wrong," said the Emperor;

"I was obstinate. I bear you no illwill; rise and let your mind be at

rest, both now and in the future."

The Emperor, having made inquiries concerning this soldier, learned that

he was a good fellow, and not unintelligent. On the next promotion he

was made sub-lieutenant. It is impossible to give an idea of the effect

of such occurrences on the army. They were a constant subject of

conversation with the soldiers, and stimulated them inexpressibly. The

one who enjoyed the greatest distinction in his company was he of whom it

could be said: "The Emperor has spoken to him."

At the battle of Essling the brave General Daleim, commanding a division

of the fourth corps, found himself during the hottest part of the action

at a spot swept by the enemy's artillery. The Emperor, passing near him,

said: "It is warm in your locality!"--"Yes, Sire; permit me to extinguish

the fire."--"Go." This one word sufficed; in the twinkling of an eye the

terrible battery was taken. In the evening the Emperor, seeing General

Daleim, approached him, and said, "It seems you only had to blow on it."

His Majesty alluded General Daleim's habit of incessant whistling.

Among the brave general officers around the Emperor, a few were not

highly educated, though their other fine qualities recommended them; some

were celebrated for other reasons than their military merit. Thus

General Junot and General Fournier were known as the best pistol shots;

General Lasellette was famous for his love of music, which he indulged to

such an extent as to have a piano always in one of his baggage wagons.

This general drank only water; but, on the contrary, it was very

different with General Bisson. Who has not heard of the hardest drinker

in all the army? One day the Emperor, meeting him at Berlin, said to

him, "Well, Bisson, do you still drink much?"--"Moderately, Sire; not

more than twenty-five bottles." This was, in fact, a great improvement,

for he had more than once reached the number of forty without being made

tipsy. Moreover, with General Bisson it was not a vice, but an imperious

need. The Emperor knowing this, and being much attached to him, allowed

him a pension of twelve thousand francs out of his privy purse, and gave

him besides frequent presents.

Among the officers who were not very well educated, we may be permitted

to mention General Gros; and the manner in which he was promoted to the

grade of general proves this fact. But his bravery was equal to every

proof, and he was a superb specimen of masculine beauty. The pen alone

was an unaccustomed weapon to him, and he could hardly use it to sign his

name; and it was said that he was not much more proficient in reading.

Being colonel of the guard, he found himself one day alone at the

Tuileries in an apartment where he waited until the Emperor could be

seen. There he delighted himself with observing his image reflected in

the glass, and readjusting his cravat; and the admiration he felt at his

own image led him to converse aloud with himself or rather with his

reflection. "Ah!" said he, "if you only knew 'bachebachiques'

(mathematics), such a man as you, with a soldier's heart like yours, ah!

the Emperor would make you a general!"--"You are one," said the Emperor,

striking him on the shoulder. His Majesty had entered the saloon without

being heard, and had amused himself with listening to the conversation

Colonel Gros had carried on with himself. Such were the circumstances of

his promotion to the rank of general, and what is more to be a general in

the guard.

I have now arrived at the end of my list of military anecdotes. I have

just spoken of a general's promotion, and will close with the story of a

simple drummer, but a drummer renowned throughout the army as a perfect

buffoon, in fact, the famous Rata, to whom General Gros, as we shall see;

was deeply attached.

The army marched on Lintz during the campaign of 1809. Rata, drummer of

the grenadiers of the fourth regiment of the line, and famous as a

buffoon, having learned that the guard was to pass, and that it was

commanded by General Gros; desired to see this officer who had been his

chief of battalion, and with whom he had formerly taken all sorts of

liberties. Rata thereupon waged his mustache, and went to salute the

general, addressing him thus: "Ah, here you are, General. How are you?"

--"Very well, indeed, Rata; and you?"--"Always well, but not so well as

you, it seems to me. Since you are doing so very well, you no longer

think of poor Rata; for if he did not come to see you, you would not even

think of sending him a few sous to buy tobacco." While saying, "You do

so well," Rata had quickly seized General Gross hat, and put it on his

head in place of his own. At this moment the Emperor passed, and seeing

a drummer wearing the hat of a general of his guard, he could hardly

believe his eyes. He spurred up his horse, and inquired the cause.

General Gros then said, laughing, and in the frank speech he so often

used even to the Emperor, "It is a brave soldier from my old battalion,

accustomed to play pranks to amuse his comrades. He is a brave fellow,

Sire, and every inch a man, and I recommend him to your Majesty.

Moreover, Sire, he can himself do more than a whole park of artillery.

Come, Rata, give us a broad side, and no quarter." The Emperor listened,

and observed almost stupefied what was passing under his very eyes, when

Rata, in no wise intimidated by the presence of the Emperor, prepared to

execute the general's order; then, sticking his finger in his mouth, he

made a noise like first the whistling and then the bursting of a shell.

The imitation was so perfect that the Emperor was compelled to laugh, and

turning to General Gros, said, "Come, take this man this very evening

into the guard, and remind me of him on the next occasion." In a short

while Rata had the cross, which those who threw real shells at the enemy

often had not; so largely does caprice enter into the destiny of men!

L'ENVOI.

(BY THE EDITOR OF THE FRENCH EDITION OF 1830.)

The life of any one who has played a distinguished part offers many

points of view, the number of which increases in proportion to the

influence he has wielded upon the movement of events. This has been

greater in the case of Napoleon than of any other personage in history.

The product of an era of convulsions, in all of whose changes he took

part, and which he at last closed by subjecting all ideas under a rule,

which at one time promised to be lasting, he, like Catiline, requires a

Sallust; like Charlemagne, an Eginhard; and like Alexander, a Quintus

Curtius. M. de Bourrienne has, indeed, after the manner of Commines,

shown him to us undisguised in his political manipulations and in the

private life of his Court. This is a great step towards a knowledge of

his individuality, but it is not enough. It is in a thorough

acquaintance with his private life that this disillusioned age will find

the secret springs of the drama of his marvelous career. The great men

of former ages were veiled from us by a cloud of prejudice which even the

good sense of Plutarch scarcely penetrated. Our age, more analytical and

freer from illusions, in the great man seeks to find the individual. It

is by this searching test that the present puts aside all illusions, and

that the future will seek to justify its judgments. In the council of

state, the statesman is in his robe, on the battlefield the warrior is

beneath his armor, but in his bedchamber, in his undress, we find the

man.

It has been said that no man is, a hero to his valet. It would give wide

latitude to a witty remark, which has become proverbial, to make it the

epigraph of these memoirs. The valet of a hero by that very fact is

something more than a valet. Amber is only earth, and Bologna stone only

a piece of rock; but the first gives out the perfume of the rose, and the

other flashes the rays of the sun. The character of a witness is

dignified by the solemnity of the scene and the greatness of the actor.

Even before reading the manuscript of M. Constant, we were strongly

persuaded that impressions so unusual and so striking would raise him to

the level of the occasion.

The reader can now judge of this for himself. These are the memoirs of

M. Constant,--autographic memoirs of one still living, who has written

them to preserve his recollections. It is the private history, the

familiar life, the leisure moments, passed in undress, of Napoleon, which

we now present to the public. It is Napoleon taken without a mask,

deprived of his general's sword, the consular purple, the imperial

crown,--Napoleon resting from council and from battle, forgetful of power

and of conquest, Napoleon unbending himself, going to bed, sleeping the

slumber of a common man, as if the world did not hang upon his dreams.

These are striking facts, so natural and of such simplicity, that though

a biased judgment may, perhaps, exaggerate their character, and amplify

their importance, they will furnish to an impartial and reflective mind a

wealth of evidence far superior to the vain speculations of the

imagination or the prejudiced judgments of political parties.

In this light the author of these memoirs is not an author, but simply a

narrator, who has seen more closely and intimately than any one else the

Master of the West, who was for fifteen years his master also; and what

he has written he has seen with his own eyes.

ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS:

Death is only asleep without dreams

Excessive desire to oblige

Rubbings with eau de Cologne, his favorite remedy

There are saber strokes enough for every one

His Majesty did not converse: he spoke

Little gifts preserve friendship

She feared to be distracted from her grief

Act with our allies as if they were afterwards to be our enemies

As was his habit, criticised more than he praised

The friendship of a great man is a gift from the gods

You have given me your long price, now give me your short one

Fear of being suspected of cowardice was beneath them

Like all great amateurs was hard to please

Self-appointed connoisseurs

Trying to alleviate her sorrow by sharing it

You were made to give lessons, not to take them

Age in which one breathes well only after resting

All orders given by his Majesty were short, precise

Living ever in the future

Necessity is ever ready with inventions

Power of thus isolating one's self completely from all the world

A sad sort of consolation that is drawn from reprisals

Borrowing, which uses up the resources of the future

For a retreating enemy it is necessary to make a bridge of gold

Make a bridge of gold, or oppose a wall of brass

Paper money, which is the greatest enemy of social order

Rise and decline of stocks was with him the real thermometer

The more I concede the more they demand

Most charming mistresses and the worst wives

No man is, a hero to his valet

The pear was ripe; but who was to gather it?

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