CHAPTER XVIII.

[_See Note Q, Addenda._]

NURSING VAGARIES.

The cat, unlike most animals, seems singularly exempt from the pains of

parturition. "In sorrow shalt thou bring forth," was never meant to apply

to pussy. In fact about this time she always appears jollier than at any

other, apparently looking upon the whole business as a capital lark--a

rather enjoyable practical joke. My own cat, Muffie, invariably gives due

notice of the coming event, by some of the most wonderful specimens of

cantation I ever listened to. In fact she becomes a small opera in

herself, chorus and all. Her song, moreover, is interlarded with little

hysterical squeaks, as if she were brim-full of some strange joy, and

running over. At the same time she lavishes more caresses than usual upon

Nero, who, not knowing what to make of it, looks very foolish indeed.

CATS EATING THEIR KITTENS.--Numerous instances might be cited of cats

eating their kittens as soon as born. These are curious examples of

mistaken affection, and may be put down to a species of feline mania,

somewhat analogous to that which is sometimes, though rarely, seen in

human beings. Women _enceinte_ have often curious tastes, as witness the

lady whom nothing would please, but a bite of a baker's shoulder. She had

the bite and was satisfied. We trust the baker was. Or the princess who

had her husband killed; she ate part of him, and had the remainder salted

for future consumption. A lady of my acquaintance,--she was a savage, and

lived in Lamoo on the East Coast of Africa,--had twins, a very little baby

boy and a big fat baby girl. I saw her some days after, squatting in front

of her bamboo hut, and singing low to her little son.

"But, in the name of goodness," said I, "what have you got in the pot?

French missionary?"

"No," she said; exhibiting no sort of surprise at my question, for a dish

of French missionary was by no means unknown in those parts. And she

intimated to me, that it was _only_ the baby girl, with whom she intended

to feed the little baby boy, as he had not got fair play; and so the

majesty of justice was maintained.

Cats are greatly sensible of the honour of maternity, and when deprived of

their kittens feel very wretched indeed. Under these circumstances, they

will nurse and suckle almost any creature.

CATS REARING DOGS.--A cat of mine, a few years ago, suckled and reared a

beautiful Pomeranian dog. I thought at the time this was rather

surprising; but I should not be surprised now at anything a cat did.

A gentleman, the other day, had a very nice fox-terrier bitch. The poor

thing died giving birth to a litter of four puppies. His cat, however,

whose kittens had been all drowned a day or too before, immediately

installed herself in the vacant bed and adopted the puppies. She proved a

good mother to them, and successfully reared every one of them.

I know of another similar instance, where a cat was house-mate with a

rather valuable bitch; this bitch brought forth a litter of seven pups.

The cat had five kittens at the same time. Thinking that seven whelps were

rather many for the bitch to rear, four of pussy's kittens were drowned

and two pups put to her instead. But pussy peremptorily refused to have

anything to say to them, and persisted in that refusal until the expedient

was tried of drowning the remaining kitten. That brought the cat to her

senses; and she took to her foster children kindly enough and reared them.

This same cat afterwards suckled a puppy and kitten at the same time.

One day she gave birth to her kittens in an out-house, and at once leaving

them to shift for themselves, she entered the dwelling house and insisted

on giving suck to the dog of her first adoption. As he was now a

full-grown dog, and had a great regard for his own respectability, he

didn't see the fun of it. Pussy went after him nevertheless, lying down in

front of him, and mewing piteously up in his face. When, to get rid of

her importunities, the dog went out, she even followed him to the street,

and only ceased pestering him, when her kittens were discovered and

brought to her.

CAT ADOPTING HER GRAND-CHILDREN.--A lady had two cats, mother and

daughter, living in the same house with her. The mother was of a quiet,

domesticated turn of mind, and preferred fire-side enjoyments to

out-of-door sports; but the daughter was quite the reverse. She was a

mighty huntress, and it was no uncommon thing, to see her coming waddling

across the fields with a rabbit as big as herself in her mouth. Both these

cats had kittens at the same time, but the daughter seemed determined,

that nursing should not interfere with her hunting expeditions. She was a

strong-minded woman's-rights sort of a cat, and was often scouring the

country in pursuit of game, when her poor little family were starving at

home. One day she went off as usual, and was never afterwards seen alive:

her mangled remains were found a little way down the line, where she had

been run over by a railway train.

"We were just about," says the lady, "to drown the little orphan kits,

when, to our surprise, we found that old grandmamma puss had adopted her

ill-fated daughter's children, and was nursing and tending them, with the

same amount of care and attention she bestowed on her own."

I know an instance where two cats, resident in the same house, had had

kittens on the same day. There being no chance of finding homes for so

many, they were all drowned with the exception of three. Now these two

mother-cats were wise in their day and generation. No one cat, they

thought, could nurse and suckle ten kits, and it was equally evident that

three kittens did not require the services of two cats. So they concluded

that the best plan would be to put the shattered remains of the two

families,--"Your one kitty, Mrs. Tom, and my two,"--together in one bed,

and take turn about in nursing them. This was accordingly done, and turned

out to be a very satisfactory arrangement for all parties concerned; for

either cat could now go abroad when she pleased, happy in the thought that

nothing could go wrong at home.

NURSING A HARE.--A certain carpenter whom I knew had a cat which in due

season,--as all cats will,--produced a litter of kittens which--very cruel

and thoughtless was the action--were all drowned. Poor pussy mourned her

offspring for many days, but she was a female philosopher--that may seem a

paradox, but she was; so she communed with herself on her bed at night,

thus,--

"My inhuman master has most unfeelingly slain all my pretty little babes,

and has not left me one; but he cannot dry up the fountains of a mother's

love, with which my heart runs o'er; besides, I'm taking the milk-fever.

But behold, day is gently breaking. I'll seek the mountain, and be it what

it may, I'll have something to love, something to suckle me."

That day she found, or more probably stole, a fine young hare, which she

nursed and reared as tenderly as if it had been one of her own kittens.

NURSING SQUIRRELS.--This is by no means uncommon in cats. They will rear

them either along with their own kittens or by themselves; and a very

pretty sight it is to see. Squirrels thus reared make most delightful

little pets.

NURSING CHICKENS.--I know several instances of cats supplying the place of

their lost kittens with a chicken. One cat, for example, had had all her

offspring,--it was her first litter,--drowned; she went at once out into

the court-yard, where a hen was gathering crumbs to a large brood of

chickens. One of these pussy, watching her chance, sprang upon and seized

by the neck, and although hotly pursued by the enraged mother, managed to

reach the house in safety, and went straight to her own bed. Here she

deposited the chicken, and, lying down beside it, commenced to sing,

clearly intimating that she wished her little adopted one to have a drink.

But unfortunately, chickie's mouth wasn't adapted for sucking, but it

cowered beside her for warmth; and as there were plenty of crumbs on the

kitchen floor, it did not want. So it became a sort of household pet, and

when not eating, it was always cuddling down beside its funny

foster-mother. I may mention here, that next time this same cat had

kittens they were all drowned again; but this time she did a wiser thing.

She found out that a cat, belonging to one of the neighbours, was the

happy mother of three kittens which she had been allowed to keep. Off goes

puss to this neighbour's house, and having thrashed the mother to begin

with, she kidnapped and carried home one of her family. Several times was

the kitten taken back, and each time pussy went and stole it again; and as

she never failed to give the other cat a preliminary hiding, it was at

last deemed most prudent to let her retain it.

Miss G---- is an old maid, and a great lover of cats and poultry. Once she

had a cat nursing a litter of kittens, and one of the chickens in the yard

being rather deformed and not thriving, Miss G. brought it and flung it to

the cat, thinking it would be a great treat to her. It was a treat to

her, though hardly in the way she expected, for pussy commenced licking

it all over, and forthwith adopted it, and nursed it along with her

kittens. She continued to do so until it grew into a large, leggy, and

withal rather ungainly hen; and the most ridiculous part of the business

was, that if at any time Tuckie longed for the society of her feathered

fellow-creatures, pussy went after her like a shot, and seizing her by the

neck lugged her back into the house, and jumped with her into Miss G.'s

bed where her kittens were.

A gentleman in New Deer, also possessed a cat who reared a chicken to

hen-hood. In this case the adopted chicken was nursed alone, pussy's

kittens having been drowned. This fowl's neck, was actually crooked with

the cat's carrying her about so much in her mouth, so she always held her

head very much to one side, and was upon the whole a very ugly hen. We

see, then, that chicken-rearing by cats does not give that amount of

satisfaction which is desired. It might pay, though, if they could do the

hatching; but cats at present cannot be taught to sit upon eggs. There is

no saying what the future may bring forth, though, for a much more gifted

animal will be _the coming cat_.

I think the reader will now be prepared to hear of cats--

NURSING HEDGEHOGS.--Yes, three of those thorny little things were actually

nursed, suckled, and reared lately by a cat belonging to a gentleman, who

is very fond of trying experiments of this sort. When they grew up, and

were in good feather, they were very tricky and funny; but pussy soon

found out that they didn't stand correction well. If she lifted a paw to

them, pooh! they were transformed into three round prickly balls, before

the blow fell, and pussy's paw had the worst of it. Then the poor cat

would look sulkily from one little ball to another, and turning about,

walk off in disgust. But three pairs of bright beady eyes were keeking at

her from among the thorns; and before she had reached the fender, the

little pigs were all unfolded and after her at the galop. Round would

wheel the cat, and up would roll the hogs again, then pussy would seat

herself in front, and keep them thus for an hour at a time, by gently

tapping each ball as it attempted to unroll itself.

SUCKLING RATS.--Some years ago there was a cat in Scotland who, when three

of her kittens were drowned, supplied their place by bringing in three

young rats to make up the number. She must have known something of

arithmetic too, for, when one of the little rats died, she went out and

carried in another, still to have the number five. But still another died,

and probably she could not find any more, for she contented herself with

nursing, and tending the two remaining ones, along with her own two

kittens. I never heard what eventually became of the rats. I don't think

she would have eaten them. More probably they lived and grew, and went

back as missionaries to their own people.

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