CHAPTER VI

When Shakespeare died, in 1616, great literary productions attributed to

him as author had been before the London world and in high favor for

twenty-four years. Yet his death was not an event. It made no stir, it

attracted no attention. Apparently his eminent literary contemporaries

did not realize that a celebrated poet had passed from their midst.

Perhaps they knew a play-actor of minor rank had disappeared, but did not

regard him as the author of his Works. "We are justified in assuming"

this.

His death was not even an event in the little town of Stratford. Does

this mean that in Stratford he was not regarded as a celebrity of _any_

kind?

"We are privileged to assume"--no, we are indeed _obliged_ to

assume--that such was the case. He had spent the first twenty-two or

twenty-three years of his life there, and of course knew everybody and

was known by everybody of that day in the town, including the dogs and

the cats and the horses. He had spent the last five or six years of his

life there, diligently trading in every big and little thing that had

money in it; so we are compelled to assume that many of the folk there in

those said latter days knew him personally, and the rest by sight and

hearsay. But not as a _celebrity_? Apparently not. For everybody soon

forgot to remember any contact with him or any incident connected with

him. The dozens of townspeople, still alive, who had known of him or

known about him in the first twenty-three years of his life were in the

same unremembering condition: if they knew of any incident connected with

that period of his life they didn't tell about it. Would they if they

had been asked? It is most likely. Were they asked? It is pretty

apparent that they were not. Why weren't they? It is a very plausible

guess that nobody there or elsewhere was interested to know.

For seven years after Shakespeare's death nobody seems to have been

interested in him. Then the quarto was published, and Ben Jonson awoke

out of his long indifference and sang a song of praise and put it in the

front of the book. Then silence fell _again_.

For sixty years. Then inquiries into Shakespeare's Stratford life began

to be made, of Stratfordians. Of Stratfordians who had known Shakespeare

or had seen him? No. Then of Stratfordians who had seen people who had

known or seen people who had seen Shakespeare? No. Apparently the

inquiries were only made of Stratfordians who were not Stratfordians of

Shakespeare's day, but later comers; and what they had learned had come

to them from persons who had not seen Shakespeare; and what they had

learned was not claimed as _fact_, but only as legend--dim and fading and

indefinite legend; legend of the calf-slaughtering rank, and not worth

remembering either as history or fiction.

Has it ever happened before--or since--that a celebrated person who had

spent exactly half of a fairly long life in the village where he was born

and reared, was able to slip out of this world and leave that village

voiceless and gossipless behind him--utterly voiceless, utterly

gossipless? And permanently so? I don't believe it has happened in any

case except Shakespeare's. And couldn't and wouldn't have happened in

his case if he had been regarded as a celebrity at the time of his death.

When I examine my own case--but let us do that, and see if it will not be

recognizable as exhibiting a condition of things quite likely to result,

most likely to result, indeed substantially _sure_ to result in the case

of a celebrated person, a benefactor of the human race. Like me.

My parents brought me to the village of Hannibal, Missouri, on the banks

of the Mississippi, when I was two and a half years old. I entered

school at five years of age, and drifted from one school to another in

the village during nine and a half years. Then my father died, leaving

his family in exceedingly straitened circumstances; wherefore my

book-education came to a standstill forever, and I became a printer's

apprentice, on board and clothes, and when the clothes failed I got a

hymn-book in place of them. This for summer wear, probably. I lived in

Hannibal fifteen and a half years, altogether, then ran away, according

to the custom of persons who are intending to become celebrated. I never

lived there afterward. Four years later I became a "cub" on a

Mississippi steamboat in the St. Louis and New Orleans trade, and after a

year and a half of hard study and hard work the U. S. inspectors

rigorously examined me through a couple of long sittings and decided that

I knew every inch of the Mississippi--thirteen hundred miles--in the dark

and in the day--as well as a baby knows the way to its mother's paps day

or night. So they licensed me as a pilot--knighted me, so to speak--and

I rose up clothed with authority, a responsible servant of the United

States government.

Now then. Shakespeare died young--he was only fifty-two. He had lived

in his native village twenty-six years, or about that. He died

celebrated (if you believe everything you read in the books). Yet when

he died nobody there or elsewhere took any notice of it; and for sixty

years afterward no townsman remembered to say anything about him or about

his life in Stratford. When the inquirer came at last he got but one

fact--no, _legend_--and got that one at second hand, from a person who

had only heard it as a rumor, and didn't claim copyright in it as a

production of his own. He couldn't, very well, for its date antedated

his own birth-date. But necessarily a number of persons were still alive

in Stratford who, in the days of their youth, had seen Shakespeare nearly

every day in the last five years of his life, and they would have been

able to tell that inquirer some first-hand things about him if he had in

those last days been a celebrity and therefore a person of interest to

the villagers. Why did not the inquirer hunt them up and interview them?

Wasn't it worth while? Wasn't the matter of sufficient consequence? Had

the inquirer an engagement to see a dog-fight and couldn't spare the

time?

It all seems to mean that he never had any literary celebrity, there or

elsewhere, and no considerable repute as actor and manager.

Now then, I am away along in life--my seventy-third year being already

well behind me--yet _sixteen_ of my Hannibal schoolmates are still alive

to-day, and can tell--and do tell--inquirers dozens and dozens of

incidents of their young lives and mine together; things that happened to

us in the morning of life, in the blossom of our youth, in the good days,

the dear days, "the days when we went gipsying, a long time ago." Most

of them creditable to me, too. One child to whom I paid court when she

was five years old and I eight still lives in Hannibal, and she visited

me last summer, traversing the necessary ten or twelve hundred miles of

railroad without damage to her patience or to her old-young vigor.

Another little lassie to whom I paid attention in Hannibal when she was

nine years old and I the same, is still alive--in London--and hale and

hearty, just as I am. And on the few surviving steamboats--those

lingering ghosts and remembrancers of great fleets that plied the big

river in the beginning of my water-career--which is exactly as long ago

as the whole invoice of the life-years of Shakespeare number--there are

still findable two or three river-pilots who saw me do creditable things

in those ancient days; and several white-headed engineers; and several

roustabouts and mates; and several deck-hands who used to heave the lead

for me and send up on the still night air the "six--feet--_scant_!" that

made me shudder, and the "_M-a-r-k--twain_!" that took the shudder away,

and presently the darling "By the d-e-e-p--four!" that lifted me to

heaven for joy. {1} They know about me, and can tell. And so do

printers, from St. Louis to New York; and so do newspaper reporters, from

Nevada to San Francisco. And so do the police. If Shakespeare had

really been celebrated, like me, Stratford could have told things about

him; and if my experience goes for anything, they'd have done it.

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