Indian women are the home-makers and the home-keepers. They build the

house, whether it be the brush hewa of the Supai or the stone pueblo of

the Hopi. They gather the piñon nuts and grind them into meal. They

crush the corn into meal, and thresh and winnow the beans, and dry the

pumpkin for winter use. They cut the meat into strips and cure it into

jerky. They dry the grapes and peaches. They garner the acorns and store

them in huge baskets of their own weaving. They shear the sheep, and

wash, dye, spin, and weave the wool into marvelous blankets. They cut

the willows and gather sweet grasses for the making of baskets and

trays. They grind and knead and shape clay into artistic pottery and

then paint it with colors gleaned from the earth. They burn and bake the

clay vessels until they are waterproof, and they carry them weary miles

to the railway to sell them to the tourists so that their children may

have food and clothing.

The Hopi woman brings water to the village up a mile or two of

heart-breaking trail, carrying it in great ollas set on her head or

slung on her back. She must have water to make the mush for supper, and

such trivial things as a shampoo or a bath are indulged in only just

before the annual Snake Dance. Religion demands it then!

Where water is plentiful, however, the Indians bathe and swim daily.

They keep their hair clean and shining with frequent mud baths! Black,

sticky mud from the bottom of the river is plastered thickly over the

scalp and rubbed into the hair, where it is left for several hours. When

it is washed away the hair is soft, and gleams like the sheeny wing of

the blackbird. Root of the yucca plant is beaten into a pulp and used as

a shampoo cream by other tribes. Cosmetics are not greatly in use among

these women. They grow very brown and wrinkled at an early age, just

when our sheltered women are looking their best. This is accounted for

by the hard lives they live, exposed to the burning summer suns and

biting winter winds, and by cooking over smoky campfires or hovering

over them for warmth in the winter.

An Indian's hands are never beautiful in an artistic sense. How could

they be? They dress and tan the sheep and deer hides; they make

moccasins and do exquisite bead work; they cut and carry the wood and

keep the fires burning. They cook the meals and sit patiently by until

the men have gobbled their fill before they partake. They care tenderly

for the weaklings among the flocks of sheep and goats. Navajo women

often nurse a deserted or motherless lamb at their own ample breasts.

They make clothes for themselves and their families, although to look at

the naked babies one would not think the dress-making business

flourished.

But with all the duties incumbent on an Indian mother she never neglects

her children. They are taught all that she thinks will help them live

good lives. The girls grow up with the knowledge that their destiny is

to become good wives and mothers. They are taught that their bodies must

be kept strong and fit to bear many children. And when the years of

childhood are passed they know how to establish homes of their own.

Many interesting customs are followed during courtship among the tribes.

The Pueblos, among whom are the Hopis, have a pretty way by which the

maidens announce their matrimonial aspirations. How? By putting their

soft black hair, which heretofore has been worn loose, into huge whorls

above the ears. This is called the squash-blossom headdress and

signifies maturity. When this age is reached, the maiden makes up her

mind just which lad she wants, then lets him know about it. The Hopi

girl does her proposing by leaving some cornmeal piki or other edible

prepared by her own hands at the door of the selected victim under cover

of darkness. He usually knows who has left it, and then, if "Barkis is

willin'," he eats out of the same bowl of mush with her, the medicine

man holds a vessel of water into which both dip their hands, and the

wedding ceremony is finished. He moves into the bride's house and they

presumably live happily ever afterward. However, squalls do arise

sometimes, and then the husband is likely to come home from work in the

fields or a night at the lodge and find his wardrobe done up in his

Sunday bandanna waiting on the doorstep for him. In that case all he can

do is take his belongings and "go home to mother." His wife has divorced

him by merely throwing his clothes out of her house.

Navajo bucks purchase their wives for a certain number of sheep or

horses, as do also the Supai, Cheyenne, Apache, and other desert tribes.

There is not much fuss made over divorce among them, either. If a wife

does not like her husband's treatment of her, she refuses to cook for

him or to attend to any of her duties, and he gladly sends her back to

her father. He, like Solomon of old, agrees that "it is better to dwell

alone in the wilderness than with an angry and contentious woman." The

father doesn't mind getting her back, because he keeps the original

purchase price and will also collect from the next brave that wants to

take a chance on her; why should he worry? In a few instances braves

have been known to trade wives and throw in an extra pony or silver belt

to settle all difficulties. The missionaries are doing much to

discourage this practice and are trying to teach the Indians to marry in

a civilized manner. In case they do succeed let us hope that while the

savages embrace the marrying idea they will not emulate civilized people

in divorce matters.

For a primitive people with all the untrained impulses and natural

instincts of animals, there is surprisingly little sexual immorality

among the tribes. It seems that the women are naturally chaste. For

there is no conventional standard among their own people by which they

are judged. If an unmarried squaw has a child, there are deploring

clucks, but the girl's parents care tenderly for the little one and its

advent makes no difference in the mother's chances for a good marriage.

Also the child does not suffer socially for its unfortunate birth, which

is more humane at least than our method of treating such children. The

children of a marriage take the mother's name and belong to her clan.

She has absolute control of them until the girl reaches a marriageable

age; then Dad collects the marriage price.

Another thing we civilized parents might take into consideration. Indian

babies are never punished by beating or shaking. It is the Indian idea

that anything which injures a child's self-respect is very harmful. Yet

Indian children are very well-behaved, and their respect and love for

their elders is a beautiful thing. I have never seen an Indian child cry

or sulk for anything forbidden it.

Schools for Reservation children are compulsory, but whether they are

altogether a blessing or not is still doubtful. To take an Indian child

away from its own free, wild life, teach it to dress in white man's

clothes, eat our food, sleep in our beds, bathe in white-tiled bathtubs,

think our thoughts, learn our vices, and then, having led them to

despise their own way of living, send them back to their people who have

not changed while their children were being literally reborn--what does

this accomplish? Doesn't Aesop tell us something of a crow that would be

a dove and found himself an outcast everywhere? We are replacing the

beautiful symbolism of the Indian by our materialism and leaving him

bewildered and discouraged. Why should he be taught to despise his

hogan, shaped after the beautiful rounded curve of the rainbow and the

arched course of the sun in his daily journey across the sky--a type of

home that has been his for generations? Do we ever stop to think why the

mud hut is dome-shaped, why the door always faces the east?

I have been watching one Hopi family for years. In this case simple

housekeeping, plain sewing, and suitable cooking have been taught to the

girl in school. The mother waits eagerly for the return of the daughter

from school so that she can hear and learn and share what has been

taught to her girl. Her efforts to keep pace with the child are so

intense and her pride in her improved home is so great that it is

pitiful. Isn't there some way the elders can share the knowledge we are

trying to give the younger generation, so that parents and children may

be brought closer together rather than estranged?

No matter what color the skin, feminine nature never varies! Let one

squaw get a new calico dress, and it creates a stir in every tepee. The

female population gathers to admire, and the equivalent to our ohs and

ahs fills the air. It takes something like twenty yards of calico to

make an Indian flapper a skirt. It must be very full and quite long,

with a ruffle on the hem for good measure. There is going to be no

unseemly display of nether limbs. When a new dress is obtained it is put

on right over the old one, and it is not unusual for four or five such

billowing garments to be worn at once. A close-fitting basque of velvet

forms the top part of this Navajo costume, and over all a machine-made

blanket is worn. Store-made shoes, or more often the hand-made moccasins

of soft doeskin trimmed with silver and turquoise buttons, are worn

without stockings. The feet of Indian women are unusually small and

well-shaped. The amount of jewelry that an Indian wears denotes his

social rank, and, like their white brothers, they adorn the wife, so

that it is not unusual to see their women decked out until they resemble

prosperous Christmas trees. Many silver bracelets, studded with the

native turquoises, strings and strings of silver beads, and shell

necklaces, heavy silver belts, great turquoise earrings, rings and

rings, make up the ensemble of Navajo jewelry. Even the babies are

loaded down with it. It is the family pocketbook. When an Indian goes to

a store he removes a section of jewelry and trades it for whatever takes

his fancy. And one thing an Indian husband should give fervent thanks

for--his wife never wears a hat.

Our Indian sisters are not the slaves of their husbands as we have been

led to believe. It is true that the hard work in the village or camp is

done by the squaws, but it is done cheerfully and more as a right than

as a duty. In olden times the wives kept the home fires burning and the

crops growing while the braves were on the warpath or after game. Now

that the men no longer have these pursuits, it never occurs to them to

do their wives' work. Nor would they be permitted to do it.

After the rugs, baskets, or pottery are finished, the husband may take

them to the trading-post or depot and sell them; but the money must be

turned over to the wife or accounted for to her full satisfaction.

All the Indian women are tireless and fearless riders. They ride

astride, with or without a saddle, and carry two or three of the smaller

children with them. However, if there is only one pony, wifie walks,

while her lordly mate rides. That is Indian etiquette.

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_Chapter XIV: THE PASSING SHOW_

Tourists! Flocks of them, trainloads and carloads! They came and looked,

and passed on, and were forgotten, nine-tenths of them at least.

Anyone who is interested in the study of human nature should set up shop

on the Rim of the Grand Canyon and watch the world go by. I have never

been able to determine why Eastern people can't act natural in the West!

For instance: Shy spinster schoolma'ams, the essence of modesty at home,

catch the spirit of adventure and appear swaggering along in the

snuggest of knickers. They would die of shame should their home-town

minister or school president catch them in such apparel. Fat ladies

invariably wear breeches--tight khaki breeches--and with them they wear

georgette blouses, silk stockings, and high-heeled pumps. I have even

seen be-plumed chapeaux top the sport outfit. One thing is a safe

bet--the plumper the lady, the snugger the breeches!

Be-diamonded dowagers, hand-painted flappers, timid wives from Kansas,

one and all seem to fall for the "My God" habit when they peer down

into the Canyon. Ranger Winess did tell me of one original damsel; she

said: "Ain't it cute?"

I was standing on the Rim one day, watching a trail party through field

glasses, when a stout, well-dressed man stopped and asked to borrow my

glasses. He spoke of the width and depth of the Canyon, and stood

seemingly lost in contemplation of the magnificent sight. I had him

classified as a preacher, and I mentally rehearsed suitable Biblical

quotations. He turned to me and asked, "Do you know what strikes me most

forcibly about this place?"

"No, what is it?" I hushed my soul to listen to some sublime sentiment.

"_I haven't seen a fly since I've been here!_"

I was spluttering to White Mountain about it and wishing I had pushed

him over the edge, but the Chief thought it was funny. He said the man

must have been a butcher.

It is a strange fact that tourists will not listen to what Rangers tell

them to do or not to do. The Government pays men who have spent their

lives in such work to guide and guard strangers when they come into the

National Parks. Many visitors resent advice, and are quite ready to cry

for help when they get into difficulties or danger by ignoring

instructions. And usually they don't appreciate the risks that are taken

to rescue them from their own folly.

A young man from New York City, with his companion, walked down the

Bright Angel Trail to the Colorado River. Everybody knows, or should

know, that the Colorado River is a most treacherous river. One glance at

the sullen, silt-filled current tells that story. It seldom gives up its

dead. But the New Yorker swam it, with his shoes and underclothing on.

By the time he reached the far side he was completely exhausted. More

than that he was panic-stricken at the undercurrents and whirlpools that

had pulled at him and almost dragged him under. He would not swim back.

His companion signaled and yelled encouragement, but nothing doing.

Behind him rose a hundred-foot precipice; his clothes and his friend

were on the southern bank. The bridge was four miles above, but

unscalable walls made it impossible for him to reach that. Furthermore,

night was at hand.

When his friend knew that it was hopeless to wait any longer, he left

him perched on a rock and started to Headquarters for help. This was a

climb over seven miles of trail that gained a mile in altitude in that

distance. Disregarding the facts that they had already done their day's

work, that it was dark, and that his predicament was of his own making,

the rangers went to the rescue.

A canvas boat was lashed on a mule, another mule was led along for the

victim to ride out on, and with four rangers the caravan was off. It was

the plan to follow the trail to the Suspension Bridge, cross to the

northern bank, follow down the river four miles to the cliff above the

spot where the adventurer was roosting let the boat down over the ledge

to the river, and, when the New Yorker got in, pull the boat upstream by

means of the ropes until they found a safe place to drag it to shore.

When almost down the trail they met the lad coming up, and he was mad!

"Why didn't they come quicker? Why wasn't there a ranger down there to

keep him from swimming the river?" And so forth. But no thanks to the

men that had gone willingly to his rescue. However, they said they were

well paid by the sight of him toiling up the trail in the moonlight, _au

naturel_! They loaded him on a mule and brought him to the top. Then he

refused to pay Fred Harvey for the mule. I might add _he paid_!

I often wondered why people pay train fare across the continent and then

spend their time poking around in _our_ houses. They would walk in

without knocking, pick up and examine baskets, books, or anything that

caught their fancy. One woman started to pull a blanket off my couch,

saying "What do you want for this?" It was an old story to members of

the Park Service, and after being embarrassed a few times we usually

remembered to hook the door before taking a bath.

One day Chief Joe and I were chatting in front of the Hopi House. His

Indians had just completed one of their entertaining dances. As it

happened we were discussing a new book that had just been published and

I was interested in his view of the subject, _Outline of History_. All

at once an imposing dowager bore down upon us with all sails set.

"Are you a real Indian?"

"Yes, madam," Joe bowed.

"Where do you sleep?"

"In the Hopi House."

"What do you eat?" She eyed him through her lorgnette.

"Most everything, madam," Joe managed to say.

Luckily she departed before we lost control of ourselves. Joe says that

he has been asked every question in the category, and then some. I think

some of our stage idols and movie stars would be jealous if they could

see the number of mash notes Joe receives. He is flattered and sought

after and pursued by society ladies galore. The fact that he is married

to one of his own people and has a fat, brown baby does not protect him.

The Fred Harvey guides could throw interesting lights on tourist conduct

if they wished, but they seldom relate their experiences. Our card club

met in the recreation room of the guide quarters, and sometimes I would

get a chance to listen in on the conversation of the guides. Their

narrations were picturesque to say the least.

"What held you up today, Ed?"

"Well," drawled Ed, "a female dude wouldn't keep her mule movin' and

that slowed up the whole shebang. I got tired tellin' her to kick him,

so I jest throwed a loop round his neck and hitched 'im to my saddle

horn. She kept up then."

"Make her mad?"

"Uh-huh." A pause while he carefully rolled and lighted a cigarette. "I

reckon so. When we topped out an' I went to help her down, she wuz right

smart riled."

"Say she wuz goin' to report you to the President of these here United

States?"

"Don't know about that. She gimme a cut across the face with her bridle

reins." Another pause. "'Twas real aggravatin'."

Personally, I marveled at his calm.

"What made you late in toppin' out?" Ed asked in his turn.

"Well, we wuz late in startin' back, anyhow, and then I had to stop fer

an hour pickin' cactus thorns outta an old-maid female."

"Mule unload her in a patch, or did she sit down on one?" Ed was

interested.

"Naw, didn't do neither one. She tried to eat a prickly pear offa bush

of cactus, and got her tongue full uv stickers. Said she always heard

tell them cactus apples wuz good eatin'. I propped her mouth open with a

glove so she couldn't bite none, and I picked cactus stickers till I wuz

plumb weary."

"Yeh, women is funny that way," philosophized the listener. "They do say

Eve et an apple when she shouldn't ought to had."

Another lad was lamenting because he had a pretty girl next to him in

the trail party; as he said: "I was sure tryin' to make hay before the

sun went down. Every time I'd say something low and confidential for her

ear alone, a deaf old coot on the tail-end of the line would let out a

yarp--

"'What'd you say, Guide?' or, 'I didn't get _that_, Guide.'

"I reckon he thought I was exclaimin' on the magnificence of the

picturesque beauty of the scenery, and he wasn't gittin' his money's

worth of the remarks."

One guide said he had trouble getting a man to make the return trip. He

was so scared going down he figured he'd stay down there rather than

ride back up the trail.

Every morning, rain, snow, or shine, these guides, in flaming

neckerchiefs, equally audible shirts, and woolly chaps, lead their

string of patient mules up to the corral at the hotel, where the trail

parties are loaded for the trip into the Canyon. Each mule has a

complete set of individual characteristics, and mules are right set in

their ways. If one wants to reach over the edge of a sheer precipice and

crop a mouthful of grass, his rider may just as well let him reach.

Mules seldom commit suicide, although at times the incentive must be

strong.

"Powder River," "Dishpan," "Rastus," and a few other equally hardy mule

brethren are allotted to carry helpless fat tourists down the trail.

It's no use for a fragile two-hundred-pound female to deny her weight.

Guides have canny judgment when it comes to guessing, and you can't fool

a Harvey mule.

"Saint Peter," "Crowbar," and "By Jingo" are assigned to timid old

ladies and frightened gentlemen.

If I were issuing trail instructions for Canyon parties I would say

something like this, basing my directions on daily observation:

"The trail party starts about nine o'clock, and the departure should be

surrounded with joyous shouts of bravado. After you have mounted your

mule, or been laboriously hoisted aboard, let your conscience guide you

as to your actions up and down the trail. When you top out at the end of

the day and it is your turn to be unloaded, weakly drag your feet out

of the stirrups, make sure that the guide is planted directly underneath

you, turn loose all holds, and fall as heavily as possible directly on

top of him.

"After you have been placed on your feet, say about the third time, it

might be well to make a feeble effort to stand alone. This accomplished,

hobble off to the hotel, taking care to walk as bow-legged as possible.

If you have a room with bath, dive into a blistering hot tubful and

relax. If you were having a stingy streak when you registered, order a

bath at the public bathroom and be thankful you have seventy-five cents

with which to pay for it. Later take an inventory of your damages and,

if they are not too severe, proceed to the dining-room and fill up on

the most soul-satisfying meal Fred Harvey ever placed before the public.

"Afterward, in the lobby, between examinations of 'I wish you were here'

postcards, it might be well to warn newcomers about the dangers of the

trip. Probably few tourists are as expert riders as you."

We liked to poke fun at the saddle-sore dudes, but all the same the trip

is a soul-trying one, and the right to boast to home folks about it is

hardly earned.

It is really a revelation to study the reaction of the Canyon on various

races. On leaving the train a Japanese or Korean immediately seeks out a

ranger or goes to the Park Office and secures every bit of information

that is to be had. Age, formation, fauna, and flora are all

investigated. Then armed with map, guidebook, and kodak he hikes to the

bottom of the trail, and takes everything apart en route to see how it

is made. English and German travelers come next in earnest study and

observation. I am sorry to say that all foreigners seemed to show more

intelligent interest in the Canyon than our own native Americans.

Perhaps that is because only the more educated and intellectual

foreigners are able to make the trip across the ocean. Lots of Americans

never get farther than El Tovar, where they occupy easy chairs, leaving

them several times a day to array themselves in still more gorgeous

raiment.

Of course, out of the hundreds of thousands that come to Grand Canyon,

only a stray one now and then causes any anxiety or trouble. It is human

nature to remember those that make trouble while thousands of the finest

in the land pass unnoticed. Any mother can tell you that gentle,

obedient Mary is not mentioned once, whereas naughty, turbulent Jane

pops into the conversation continually. Rangers feel the same way about

their charges.

Perhaps a hundred people got on the train leaving the Canyon one snowy

zero night. Those people were forgotten instantly, but not so the

bellicose dame found wandering around the station asking when _her_

train would go. She had a ticket to New York, and stood on the platform

like Andy Gump while the train with her baggage aboard pulled out.

"It was headed the wrong way!" she explained tearfully, and stuck to her

story, even when the sorely tried superintendent led her to the tracks

and showed her that said track absolutely and finally ended there,

without argument or compromise. And she was furious. Her former

outburst was a mild prelude to what poured forth now. She would _not_

stay there until morning when the next train left. She demanded a

special train; she ordered a handcar with which to overtake the recreant

train; she called for a taxi to chase across to Williams with her, a

mere eighty miles of ten-foot snowdrifts. Only shortage of breath

occasioned by altitude and outraged sensibilities prevented her

commandeering an airplane! None of these vehicles being forthcoming, she

would stop in Washington if she ever made her escape from this

God-forsaken hole, and have every Park employee fired. The

Superintendent took her to the hotel, then came to me for help.

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