THE GIFT O' GAB

A book entitled _Forensic Eloquence_, by Mr. John Goss, appears to have

for purpose to teach the young idea how to spout, and that purpose, I

dare say, it will accomplish if something is not done to prevent. I know

nothing of the matter myself, a strong distaste for forensic eloquence,

or eloquence of any kind implying a man mounted on his legs and doing

all the talking, having averted me from its study. The training of the

youth of this country to utterance of themselves after that fashion I

should regard as a disaster of magnitude. So far as I know it, forensic

eloquence is the art of saying things in such a way as to make them pass

for more than they are worth. Employed in matters of importance (and for

other employment it were hardly worth acquiring) it is mischievous

because dishonest and misleading. In the public service Truth toils best

when not clad in cloth-of-gold and bedaubed with fine lace. If eloquence

does not beget action it is valueless; but action which results from the

passions, sentiments and emotions is less likely to be wise than that

which comes of a persuaded judgment. For that reason I cannot help

thinking that the influence of Bismarck in German politics was more

wholesome than is that of Mr. John Temple Graves.

For eloquence _per se_--considered merely as an art of pleasing--I

entertain something of the respect evoked by success; for it always

pleases at least the speaker. It is to speech what an ornate style is to

writing--good and pleasant enough in its time and place and, like

pie-crust and the evening girl, destitute of any basis in common sense.

Forensic eloquence, on the contrary, has an all too sufficient

foundation in reason and the order of things: it promotes the ambition

of tricksters and advances the fortunes of rogues. For I take it that

the Ciceros, the Mirabeaus, the Burkes, the O'Connells, the Patrick

Henrys and the rest of them--pets of the text-bookers and scourges of

youth--belong in either the one category or the other, or in both.

Anyhow I find it impossible to think of them as highminded men and

right-forth statesmen--with their actors' tricks, their devices of the

countenance, inventions of gesture and other cunning expedients having

nothing to do with the matter in hand. Extinction of the orator I hold

to be the most beneficent possibility of evolution. If Mr. Goss has done

anything to retard that blessed time when the Bourke Cockrans shall

cease from troubling and the weary be at rest he is an enemy of his race.

"What!" exclaims the thoughtless reader--I have but one--"are not the

great forensic speeches by the world's famous orators good reading?

Considering them merely as literature do you not derive a high and

refining pleasure from them?" I do not: I find them turgid and tumid no

end. They are bad reading, though they may have been good hearing. In

order to enjoy them one must have in memory what, indeed, one is seldom

permitted to forget: that they were addressed to the ear; and in

imagination one must hold some shadowy simulacrum of the orator himself,

uttering his work. These conditions being fulfilled there remains for

application to the matter of the discourse too little attention to get

much good of it, and the total effect is confusion. Literature by which

the reader is compelled to bear in mind the producer and the

circumstances under which it was produced can be spared.

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