Then Dr. Ewing laugh and say: "O you up-side-down people."

Why all people say Chinese make all things to stand on honorable heads,

make honorable insides outsides, make honorable top sides down sides?

Truly these things I cannot to understand.

Question IV - Every body know Chinese people greatest inventors in whole

world, invent gunpowder, printing press, compass. Why Chinese way not

best and wisest? Why, in this College, every body say must read from

front to back of book? Why say eye of needle, when they mean nose of

needle? Why speak to learned person without taking eye-glasses from

face? Why is it best to serve dessert at the end and not at the

beginning of a feast?

Dr. Ewing say one day when we go to walk in country, "This road just

like one corkscrew," and ask of me the reason why? "Very good reason," I

reply. "Chinese people know very well how to protect selves from Gui

(devils). Gui always travel in straight line, roads wind around, so Gui

no can catch traveler." Dr. Ewing look at me long time then say, "Can it

be that after so long time in our great College you still believe such

things as these?"

To this I only make reply - "Perhaps when your country become same age

as China, you will learn how true these things are that I tell you."

Then I take opportunity to tell Dr. Ewing why her friend's little child

so very ill. Over the house in which this little child now sick to death

grow vines, long vines that cover windows nearly up, and that hang down

over roof, and doors, all truly most dangerous vines. Americans not know

that Guis can enter house most easily where vines hang down over roofs

and doors and windows; another most dangerous thing about this house is

it have eaves about top side all turning down also. Now Chinese people

can keep wicked devils out of all houses, all temples, because they know

to build eaves to turn up, to throw devils into air, so no can come into

house. I say surely baby in that foreign house must to die, and I feel

very sorry, but can to do nothing because foreigner no listen to what

poor ignorant Chinese girl say.

I well know how with whole heart Dr. Ewing love this little child, so

one night I creep out so still, and carry long garden shears, and climb

on step-ladder of window where baby so very sick, and cut away every

little vine where hang down over window. That time very cold, very dark

night make me very afraid, because angry Gui may come catch me

protecting child, but I so much love little child, will try what can do.

Next day Dr. Ewing say - "Dear little baby much better, now will to

live." I know and no other know why baby live, but I keep secret down

deep in heart, and feel greatest happiness.

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