IN WHICH OUR HERO HAS HIS HEAD TURNED THE WRONG WAY.

Although it may be very proper, when an offence has been offered us, to

show that we feel the injury, it often happens that we act too much upon

impulse and carry measures to extremities; and this our hero felt as the

coach wheeled him along, every second increasing his distance from Emma

Phillips; twenty times he was inclined to take a postchaise and return,

but the inconsistency would have been so glaring, that shame prevented

him; so he went on until he reached the metropolis, and on arriving

there, having nothing better to do, he went to bed. The next day he

booked himself for the following day's coach to Manstone, and having so

done, he thought he would reconnoitre the domicile of Major and Mrs

McShane, and, now that Furness was no longer to be dreaded, make his

existence known to them. He went to Holborn accordingly, and found the

shop in the same place, with the usual enticing odour sent forth from

the grating which gave light and air to the kitchen; but he perceived

that there was no longer the name of McShane on the private door, and

entering the coffee-room, and looking towards the spot where Mrs

McShane usually stood carving the joint, he discovered a person

similarly employed whose face was unknown to him; in fact, it could not

be Mrs McShane, as it was a man. Our hero went up to him, and inquired

if the McShanes still carried on the business, and was told that they

had sold it some time back. His next inquiry, as to what had become of

them, produced an "I don't know," with some symptoms of impatience at

being interrupted. Under such circumstances, our hero had nothing more

to do but either to sit down and eat beef or to quit the premises. He

preferred the latter, and was once more at the hotel, where he dedicated

the remainder of the day to thinking of his old friends, as fate had

debarred him from seeing them.

The next morning Joey set off by the coach, and arrived at Manstone a

little before dusk. He remained at the principal inn of the village,

called the Austin Arms, in honour of the property in the immediate

vicinity; and, having looked at the various quarterings of arms that the

signboard contained, without the slightest idea that they appertained to

himself, he ordered supper, and looking out of the window of the first

floor, discovered, at no great distance down the one street which

composed the village, the small ale-house where he had before met Mary.

Our hero no longer felt the pride of poverty; he had resented the

treatment he had received at the Hall when friendless, but, now that he

was otherwise, he had overcome the feeling, and had resolved to go up to

the Hall on the following day, and ask for Mary. He was now well

dressed and with all the appearance and manners of a gentleman: and,

moreover, he had been so accustomed to respect from servants, that he

had no idea of being treated otherwise. The next morning, therefore, he

walked up to the Hall, and, knocking at the door, as soon as it was

opened, he told the well-powdered domestics that he wished to speak a

few words to Miss Atherton, if she still lived with Mrs Austin. His

appearance was considered by these gentlemen in waiting as sufficient to

induce them to show him into a parlour, and to send for Mary, who in a

few minutes came down to him, and embraced him tenderly. "I should

hardly have known you, my dear boy," said she, as the tears glistened in

her eyes; "you have grown quite a man. I cannot imagine, as you now

stand before me, that you could have been the little Joey that was

living at Mrs Chopper's."

"We are indebted to that good woman for our prosperity," replied Joey.

"Do you know, Mary, that your money has multiplied so fast that I almost

wish that you would take it away, lest by some accident it should be

lost? I have brought you an account."

"Let me have an account of yourself, my dear brother," replied Mary; "I

have no want of money; I am here well and happy."

"So you must have been, for you look as young and handsome as when I

last saw you, Mary. How is your mistress?"

"She is well, and would, I think, be happy, if it were not for the

strange disease of Mr Austin, who secludes himself entirely, and will

not even go outside of the park gates. He has become more overbearing

and haughty than ever, and several of the servants have quitted within

the last few months."

"I have no wish to meet him, dear Mary, after what passed when I was

here before? I will not put up with insolence from any man, even in his

own house," replied our hero.

"Do not speak so loud, his study is next to us, and that door leads to

it," replied Mary; "he would not say anything to you, but he would find

fault with me."

"Then you had better come to see me at the Austin Arms, where I am

stopping."

"I will come this evening," replied Mary.

At this moment the door which led to the study was opened, and a voice

was heard--

"Mary, I wish you would take your sweethearts to a more convenient

distance."

Joey heard the harsh, hollow voice, but recognised it not; he would not

turn round to look at Mr Austin, but remained with his back to him, and

the door closed again with a bang.

"Well," observed Joey, "that is a pretty fair specimen of what he is, at

all events. Why did you not say I was your brother?"

"Because it was better to say nothing," replied Mary; "he will not come

in again."

"Well, I shall leave you now," said Joey, "and wait till the evening;

you will be certain to come?"

"O yes, I certainly shall," replied Mary. "Hush! I hear my mistress

with Mr Austin. I wish you could see her, you would like her very

much."

The outer door of the study was closed to, and then the door of the room

in which they were conversing was opened, but it was shut again

immediately.

"Who was that?" said our hero, who had not turned round to ascertain.

"Mrs Austin; she just looked in, and seeing I was engaged, she only

nodded to me to say that she wanted me, I presume, and then went away

again," replied Mary. "You had better go now, and I will be sure to

come in the evening."

Our hero quitted the hall; he had evidently been in the presence of his

father and mother without knowing it, and all because he happened on

both occasions to have his face turned in a wrong direction, and he left

the house as unconscious as he went in. As soon as our hero had left

the hall, Mary repaired to her mistress.

"Do you want me, madam?" said Mary, as she went to her mistress.

"No, Mary, not particular, but Mr Austin sent for me; he was annoyed at

your having a strange person in the house, and desired me to send him

away."

"It was my brother, madam," replied Mary.

"Your brother! I am very sorry, Mary, but you know how nervous Mr

Austin is, and there is no reasoning against nerves. I should have

liked to have seen your brother very much; if I recollect rightly, you

told me he was doing well at Portsmouth, is he not?"

"Yes, madam; he is now a partner in one of the first houses there."

"Why, Mary, he will soon have you to keep his own house, I presume, and

I shall lose you; indeed, your are more fit for such a situation than

your present one, so I must not regret it if you do."

"He has no idea of taking a house, madam," replied Mary, "nor have I any

of quitting you; your place is quite good enough for me. I promised to

go down and meet him this evening, with your permission, at the Austin

Arms."

"Certainly," replied Mrs Austin; and then the conversation dropped.

Our hero remained at the inn two days, a portion of which Mary passed

with him, and then he set off for Dudstone; he did not make Mary a

confident of his attachment to Emma Phillips, although he imparted to

her the death of Furness, and the relief it had afforded him, promising

to return to see her before he went back to Portsmouth.

Joey once more set off on his travels, and without incident arrived at

the good old town of Dudstone, where he put up at the Commercial Hotel;

his only object was, to ascertain the condition of his lodgings: for the

first two years he had sent the rent of the room to the old woman to

whom the house belonged, but latterly no application had been made for

it, although his address had been given; and, occupied by other business

more important, our hero had quite forgotten the affair, or if he did

occasionally recall it to his memory, it was soon dismissed again. His

key he had brought with him, and he now proceeded to the house and

knocked at the door, surmising that the old woman was possibly dead, and

his property probably disposed of; the first part of the surmise was

disproved by the old woman coming to the door; she did not recognise our

hero, and it was not until he produced the key of his room that she was

convinced that he was the lawful owner of its contents. She told him

she could not write herself, and that the party who had written to

Portsmouth for her was dead, and that she felt sure he would come back

at some time and settle with her; and, moreover, she was afraid that the

furniture would be much injured by having been shut up so long, which

was not only very likely, but proved to be the case when the door was

opened; she also said that she could have made money for him, had he

allowed her to let the lodgings furnished, as she had had several

applications. Our hero walked into his apartment, which certainly had a

very mothy and mouldy appearance. As soon as a fire had been lighted,

he collected all that he wanted to retain for himself, the books, plate,

and some other articles, which he valued for Spikeman's sake, and as old

reminiscences, and putting them up in a chest, requested that it might

be sent to the inn; and then, upon reflection, he thought he could do no

better with the remainder than to make them a present to the old woman,

which he did, after paying up her arrears of rent, and by so doing made

one person, for the time, superlatively happy, which is something worth

doing in this chequered world of ours. Joey, as soon as he had returned

to the inn, sat down to write to Spikeman, and also to Mr Small, at

Portsmouth, and having posted his letters, as he did not quit Dudstone

until the next morning, he resolved to pay a visit to his former

acquaintances, Miss Amelia and Miss Ophelia. His knock at the door was

answered by Miss Amelia, as usual, but with only one arm unoccupied, a

baby being in the other, and the squalling in the little parlour gave

further evidence of matrimony. Our hero was obliged to introduce

himself, as he was stared at as an utter stranger; he was then

immediately welcomed, and requested to walk into the parlour. In a few

minutes the whole of the family history was communicated. The old lady

had been dead three years, and at her death the young ladies found

themselves in possession of one thousand pounds each. This thousand

pounds proved to them that husbands were to be had, even at Dudstone and

its vicinity. Miss Amelia had been married more than two years to a

master builder, who had plenty of occupation, not so much in building

new houses at Dudstone as in repairing the old ones, and they were doing

well, and had two children. Her sister had married a young farmer, and

she could see her money every day in the shape of bullocks and sheep

upon the farm; they also were doing well. Joey remained an hour: Mrs

Potts was very anxious that he should remain longer, and give her his

opinion of her husband; but this, Joey declined, and, desiring to be

kindly remembered to her sister, took his leave, and the next morning

was on his way to London.

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