[Illustration: _Adoring Damsel._ "And you _will_ wear it always, _won't_
you?"
_Popular young Sub._ "Thanks awfully. It's frightfully decent of you,
and all that, but--er--you see, there's a lot of other little chaps
waitin' to do their bit; I'm afraid he'll have to take his turn with the
rest." ]
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