FRANKLY SPEAKING.
Supposing a man to be engaged--as he often must be even now, when the
general boast of all things is, that they have done themselves by
machinery--in the useful and interesting work of sinking a well, by his
own stroke and scoop; and supposing that, when he is up to his hips, and
has not got a dry thread upon him, but reeks and drips, like a sprawling
jelly-fish--at such a time there should drop upon him half a teaspoonful
of water from the bucket he has been sending up--surely one might expect
that man to accept with a smile that little dribble, even if he
perceives it.
Alas, he does nothing of the kind! He swears, and jumps, as if he were
in a shower-bath of vitriol, then he shouts for the ladder, drags his
drenched legs up, and ascends for the purpose of thrashing his mate, who
has dared to let a drop slip down on him. Such is the case; and no
ratepayer who has had to delve for his own water (after being robbed by
sewage-works) will fail to perceive the force of it.
Even so (if it be lawful to compare small things with great), even so it
has been, and must be for ever, with a young man over head and ears in
love, and digging in the depths of his own green gault. He throws back
his head, and he shovels for his life; he scorns the poor fellows who
are looking down upon him; and he sends up bucketfuls of his own
spooning, perhaps in the form of gravelly verse. The more he gets
waterlogged the deeper is his glow, and the bowels of the earth are as
goldbeaters' skin to him. But let anybody cast cold water, though it be
but a drop, on his fervid frozen loins, and up he comes with both fists
clenched.
These are the truths that must be cited, in explanation of the sad
affair next to be recorded--the quarrel between two almost equally fine
fellows,--Dr. Jemmy Fox to wit, and Master Frank Gilham. These two had
naturally good liking for each other. There was nothing very marvellous
about either of them; although their respective mothers perceived a
heavenful of that quality. But they might be regarded as fair specimens
of Englishmen--more wonderful perhaps than admirable in the eyes of
other races. If it were needful for any one to make choice between them,
that choice would be governed more by points of liking, than of merit.
Both were brave, straightforward, stubborn, sensible, and
self-respecting fellows, a little hot-headed sometimes perhaps, but
never consciously unjust.
It seemed a great pity, that such a pair should fall away from
friendship, when there were so many reasons for goodwill and amity; not
to mention gratitude--that flower of humanity, now extinct, through the
number of its cuttings that have all damped off. Jemmy Fox indeed had
cherished a small slip of that, when Gilham stood by him in his first
distress; but unhappily the slightest change of human weather is
inevitably fatal to our very miffy plant.
Young as he was, Frank Gilham had been to market already too many times,
to look for offal value in gratitude, and indeed he was too generous to
regard it as his due; still his feelings of friendship, and of
admiration for the superior powers of the other, were a little aggrieved
when he found himself kept at a distance, and avoided, for reasons which
he understood too well. So when he heard that young Dr. Fox had returned
from that visit to his father, he rode up to _Old Barn_, to call upon
him, and place things upon a plainer footing.
Jemmy received him in a friendly manner, but with his mind made up to
put a stop to any nonsense concerning his sister Christie, if Gilham
should be fool enough to afford him any opening. And this the young
yeoman did without delay, for he saw no good reason why he should be
made too little of.
"And how did you leave Miss Fox?" he asked, as they took their chairs
opposite the great fireplace, in the bare room, scientific with a skull
or two, and artistic with a few of Christie's water-colour sketches.
"I had no difficulty in leaving her," Jemmy answered, with a very poor
attempt at wit, which he intended to be exasperating.
"How was she, I mean? I dare say you got away, without thinking much of
anybody but yourself." Frank Gilham was irritated, as he deserved to be.
"Thank you; well, I think upon the whole," Jemmy Fox drawled out his
words, as if his chin were too slack to keep them going, and he stroked
it in a manner which is always hateful; "yes, I think I may say upon the
whole, that she was quite as well as can be expected. I hope you can say
the same of your dear mother."
Frank Gilham knew that he was challenged to the combat; and he came
forth, as the duty is, and the habit of an Englishman.
"This is not the first time you have been rude to me;" he said. "And I
won't pretend not to know the reason. You think that I have been guilty
of some presumption, in daring to lift my eyes to your sister."
"To tell you the truth," replied Fox getting up, and meeting his
steadfast gaze steadfastly; "you have expressed my opinion, better than
I could myself have put it."
"It is not the sort of thing one can argue about," said the other, also
rising; "I know very well that she is too good for me, and has the right
to look ever so much higher. But for all that, I have a perfect right to
set my heart upon her; especially considering--considering, that I can't
help it. And if I do nothing to annoy her, or even to let her know of
my presumption, what right have you to make a grievance of it?"
"I have never made a grievance of it. I simply wish you to understand,
that I do not approve of it."
"You have a perfect right to disapprove; and to let me know that you do
so. Only it would have been more to your credit, if you had done it in
an open manner, and in plain English; instead of cutting me, or at any
rate dropping my acquaintance. I don't call that straightforward."
"The man is a jackass. What rot he talks! Look here, my fine fellow. How
could I speak to you about it, before you acknowledged your infatuation?
Could I come up to you in the street, and say--'Hi there! You are in
love with my sister, are you? If you want to keep a sound skin, you'll
haul off.' Is that the straightforward course I should have taken?"
"Well, there may be something in the way you put it. But I would leave
it to anybody, whether you have acted fairly. And why should I haul off,
I should like to know. I won't haul off, for fifty of you. Because I
have got no money, I suppose! How would you like to be ordered to haul
off from Miss Waldron, in case you were to lose your money, or anything
went against you? Instead of hauling off, I'll hold on--in my own mind,
at any rate. I don't want a farthing of the money of your family. I
would rather not have it,--dirty stuff, what good is it? But I tell you
what--if your dear sister would only give me one good word, I would snap
my fingers at you, and everybody. I know I am nothing at all. However, I
am quite as good as you are; though not to be spoken of, in the same
week with her. I tell you, I don't care twopence for any man, or all the
men in the world put together--if only your sister thinks well of me. So
now, you know what you may look out for."
"All this is very fine; but it won't do, Gilham." Fox thought he saw his
way to settle him. "Surely you are old enough to see the folly of
getting so excited. My sister will very soon be married to Sir Henry
Haggerstone--a man of influence, and large fortune. And you--, well to
some lady, who can see your value, through a ball of glass, as you do.
That power is not given to all of us; but on no account would I
disparage you. And when this little joke is over, you will come, and beg
my pardon; and we shall be hearty friends again."
"Sir Henry Haggerstone!" Gilham replied, in a tone of contempt, which
would justly have astonished that exemplary baronet. "Not she! Why,
that's the old codger that has had three wives--fiddles, and
fiddlesticks, I'm not afraid of him! But just tell me one thing now,
upon your honour. Would you object to me, if she liked me, and I had a
hundred thousand pounds?"
"Well, no, I don't know that I should, Mr. Gilham."
"Then, Dr. Fox, you would sell your sister, for a hundred thousand
pounds. And if she likes to put a lower price upon herself, what right
have you to stop her?"
"I tell you, Gilham, all this is childish talk. If Christie has been
fool enough to take a fancy to you, it is your place, as a man of
honour, to bear in mind how young she is; and to be very careful that
you do nothing to encourage it."
"But there is no chance of such luck. Has it ever seemed likely to you,
my dear Jemmy, that she--that she even had any idea----"
"A great deal too much, I am afraid. At least, I don't mean to say that
exactly--but at any rate--well, enough to place you on your honour."
"And upon my honour I will be--not to neglect any shadow of a chance,
that turns up in my favour. But I can never believe it, Jemmy; she is
ever so much too lofty, and too lovely, and too clever--did anybody ever
see such fingers, and such eyes, and such a smile, and such a voice? And
altogether----"
"Altogether a pack of rubbish. The sooner you order your horse, the
better. I can't have you raving here, and fetching all the parish up the
hill."
"I am a sensible man, Jemmy Fox. I know a noble thing, when I see it.
You are too small of nature, and too selfish for such perception. But
you may abuse me, to your heart's content. You will never get a harsh
word in reply; after what you have told me. Because there must be good
in you, or you would never have such a sister. I shall take my own
course now; without the smallest consideration for your crotchets. Now
don't make any mistake about that. And as for honour--clearly
understand, that I shall pitch it to the Devil."
"Well, don't come here with any more of your raving. And don't expect me
to encourage you. You have been a good fellow--I don't mind saying
that--until you took this infernal craze."
"Oh, I won't trouble you; never you fear. You are doing what you think
right, no doubt; and you are welcome to do your worst. Only there is one
thing I must say. I know that you are too much of a man, to belie me to
your sister, or run me down, behind my back. Shake hands, Jemmy, before
I go; perhaps we shall never shake hands again."
"Get somebody to leave you that hundred thousand pounds," said Fox, as
he complied with this request; "and then we'll shake hands all day long,
instead of shaking fists at each other."
"Jem Crow said to his first wife's mother,
What right have you to be anybody's brother?"
Gilham responded, being in high spirits, with this quotation from that
piece of negro doggerel, with which all England was at that time crazed.
And thus they parted, with a neutral smile; and none the less perhaps,
for that each of them perceived that the parting would prove a long one.
"What will Nicie have to say about all this? I shall not be contented
until I know;" said Fox to himself, when his visitor was gone; "I have a
great mind to go and get my riding-gaiters. That blessed mother of hers
can scarcely growl at me, if I call to-day; considering how long I have
been away. I seem to knock under to everybody now. I can't think what
has come over me."
When a man begins to think that of himself, it shows that he is getting
pugnacious, and has not found his proper outlet. The finest thing for
him is a long ride then; or a long walk, if he has only two legs. Fox
was shaking down upon his merits, but still a little crusty with
himself, and therefore very much so with every one outside it, when his
pretty mare pulled up, to think about the water she was bound to walk
through at Priestwell.
This is one of the fairest hamlets to be found in England. There are
houses enough to make one think of the other people that live in them;
but not so many as to make it certain that a great many people will be
nasty. You might expect, if you lived there, to know something about
everybody in the place; and yet only to lift up your hands, and smile,
when they did a thing you were too wise to do. The critical inhabitant
in such a place--unless he is very wicked--must be happy. He falls into
a habitude of small smiles; "many a mickle makes a muckle"--if that be
the right way to quote it, which it isn't--however, the result is all
the same, he knows what he is about, and it leads him to smile twenty
times, for one smile he would have had in town.
All these things were producing a fine effect upon the character of Dr.
Gronow. By head and shoulders, without standing up for himself for a
single moment, he was the biggest man at Priestwell; in knowledge of the
world, in acquaintance with books, in power to give good advice, and to
help the people who took it--the largest. And after the many hot
contentions of his life, and the trouble in being understood (where the
game never pays for the candle) here he was taken at his own
appraisement, after liberal prepayment.
He was not a bad man, take him all in all; though inclined by nature to
be many-angled, rather than many-sided. And now, as he stood on the
plank that goes over the brook where the road goes under it, he was
about as happy as the best of men can be. The old Doctor in truth was as
full of delight--though his countenance never expressed it--as the young
Doctor was of dejection. And why? For the very noble reason, that the
wiser man now had his fly-rod in hand, fly-book in pocket, creel on
back, and waterproof boots upon stiff but sturdy legs. And, main point
of all--he was just setting forth; his return must be effected perhaps
in quite another pair of shoes.
The Priestwell water flows into the Perle from the north, some half mile
higher up than the influx of Susscot brook from the south, and it used
to be full of bright stickles and dark hovers, peopled with many a
bouncing trout. For a trout of a pound is a bouncer there; and a
half-pounder even is held a comely fish; and sooth to say, the angler is
not so churlish as to fail of finding joy in one of half that size. Not
a sign of Spring was on the earth as yet, and very little tidings of it
in the air; but any amount was in the old man's heart, as he listened to
the warbling of the brook, and said to himself that he should catch,
perhaps, a fish. He was going to fish downwards, as he always did, for
he never liked to contradict the water. At the elbow of the stream was
his own willow-tree, at the bottom of his lawn, and there a big fish
lived--the Dr. Gronow of the liquid realm, who defied the Dr. Gronow of
the dry land. Ha, why not tackle him this very afternoon, and ennoble
the opening day thereby; for the miserable floods, and the long
snow-time, and the shackling of the stream is over; no water-colour
artist could have brought the stickles to a finer fishing tint; and lo,
there is a trout upon the rise down there, tempted by the quiver of a
real iron-blue!
With these thoughts glowing in his heart, and the smoke of his pipe
making rings upon the naked alder-twigs, he was giving his flies the
last titivating touch--for he always fished with three, though two were
one too many--when he heard a voice not too encouraging.
"I say, Doctor, if you don't look out, you'll be certain to get bogged,
you know."
"Don't care if I do;" replied the Doctor, whisking his flies around his
head, and startling _Perle_ with the flash of his rod.
"You had better go home," continued Jemmy, "and let the banks dry up a
bit, and some of your fish have time to breed again. Why, the floods
must have washed them all down into the Perle; and the Perle must have
washed them all down into the sea."
"That shows how much you know about it. I have got a most splendid
patent dodge, at the bottom of my last meadow. I'll show it to you some
fine day, if you are good. It is so constructed that it keeps all my
trout from going down into the Perle, and yet it lets all the Perle
trout come up to me; and when they are up, they can't get back again of
course. And the same thing reversed, at the top of my grounds. I expect
to have more fish than pebbles in my brook. And nobody can see it,
that's the beauty of it. But mind, you mustn't say a word about it,
Jemmy. People are so selfish!"
"Of course, I won't; you may trust me. But when you have got everybody
else's fish in your water, can you get them out of it? I know nothing at
all about it. But to make any hand at angling, is it not the case that
you must take to it in early life? Look at Pike, for instance. What a
hand he is! Never comes home without a basketful. He'll be here again
next week, I believe."
Fox knew well enough that Dr. Gronow hated the very name of Pike.
"I am truly sorry to hear it. I am sure it must be high time for that
lad to go to College. Penniloe ought to be sent to prison, for keeping
such a poacher. But as for myself, if I caught too many, I should not
enjoy it half so much, because I should think there was no skill in it."
"Well, now, I never thought of that. And _pari ratione_ if we save too
many of our patients, we lay ourselves open to the charge of luck."
"No fear for you, Jemmy. You are not a lucky fellow. Come in and have a
talk with me, by and by. I want to hear the last news, if there is any."
"Yes, there is some. But I must tell you now, or never. For I have to
ride round through Pumpington. And I came this way on purpose, to get
the benefit of your opinion."
"But, my dear fellow, it gets dark so soon;" Dr. Gronow looked wistfully
at his flies. "Well, if you won't be more than five minutes, I will put
an iron-blue on, instead of a Half-Kingdon. But don't be longer than you
can help. You are the only man in the parish I would stop for."
Omitting all description, except of persons, Fox told the elder doctor
what he had learned at the mouth of the Mendip mine, and at the _Smoking
Limekiln_, as well as what he knew of Harvey Tremlett from Mr.
Penniloe's account, reminding him also of Joe Crang's description, and
showing how well it tallied.
"My advice can be given in a word; and that is 'Not a word;'" answered
Gronow, forgetting his flies for the moment. "Not a word to any one, but
Mockham the magistrate; and not even to him, until needful.
Shrove-Tuesday, you say, is the date of the Fair. Don't apply for your
warrant, until that morning, if you can get it then without delay. Only
you must make sure that Mockham will be at home to issue it, and you
must have Joe Crang there quietly, and gag him somewhere for the rest of
the day--perhaps a little opiate in his beer. You see it is of the first
importance that not a word should leak out about your intention of
nabbing those fellows at the Fair, until you are down upon them; for
your birds would never come near the trap. It is perfectly amazing how
such things spread, faster than any bird can fly; for the whole world
seems to be in league against the law. There is plenty of time for us to
talk it over, between this and then, if you only keep it close. Of
course you have not mentioned it to anybody yet."
"Not to a soul. I had sense enough for that. But I might have done so
before long, if I had missed meeting you to-day. Shall I not tell even
Penniloe? He has known everything hitherto."
"Certainly not yet. He is quite safe of course, so far as mere intention
goes; but he might make a slip, and he is a nervous man. For his own
sake, he had better not have this upon his mind. And his ideas are so
queer. If he were questioned, I feel sure that he would not even tell a
white lie; but be frightfully clumsy, and say, 'I refuse to answer.'
Better tell the whole truth than do that; for suspicion is shrewder than
certainty."
"But I don't like concealing it from him at all. I fear he will be hurt,
when he comes to know it; because we have acted together throughout, and
the matter so closely concerns his parish."
"Have no fear, Jemmy. I'll make that all right. We will tell him about
it on the day of action, and let him know that for his own sake only, I
persuaded you to keep it from him. Why, that fellow's daughter is in his
house, and a wonderfully clever imp, they say. And I am not at all sure
that he would not preach about it. He thinks so much more of people's
souls, than of their parts that are rational."
"Very well then, for his own sake, I won't say a word to him about it.
You are right; it would make him miserable to have such a shindy so long
in prospect. For it will be a rare fight, I can tell you. The fellow is
as big as an elephant almost; and my namesake, Jem Kettel, is a stuggy
young chap, very likely to prove a tough customer. And then there will
be Timberlegs, whoever he may be."
"All right, Jemmy, we will give a good account of them. Mind _v._ Matter
always wins the verdict. But let me congratulate you upon your luck. We
must get to the bottom of this strange affair now, if we can only nab
those fellows."
"I should hope so. But how do you think it will prove? Who will be
detected as the leading villain? For these rogues have only been hired
of course."
"Well, I own myself puzzled, Jemmy, worse than ever. Until this last
news of yours, I was inclined to think that there had been some strange
mistake all through, while the good Colonel slept still undisturbed. But
now it appears that I must have been wrong. And I hardly like to tell
you my last idea, because of your peculiar position."
"I know what you mean, and I thank you for it;" Fox replied with a rapid
glance. "But to my mind that seems the very reason why I should know
everything."
"Well, if you take it so, friend Jemmy, as my first theory is now proved
wrong, my second one is that Lady Waldron knows more about this matter
than anybody else. She has always shown herself hostile to you, so that
my idea cannot shock you, as otherwise it might. Are you angry with me?"
"Not in the least; though I cannot believe it, thereby returning good
for evil; for she was quick enough to believe it--or feign to do
so--about me. There are things that tend towards your conclusion. I am
sorry to acknowledge that there are. And yet, until it is positively
proved, I will not think it possible. She is no great favourite of mine,
you know, any more than I am of hers. Also, I am well aware that women
do things a man never would believe; and some women don't mind doing
anything. But I cannot persuade myself that she is one of that sort. She
has too much pride to be a hypocrite."
"So I should have thought. But against facts, where are you? Shrove
Tuesday will tell us a thing or two however. That is a very nice mare of
yours. I know nothing of horses, but judge them by their eyes; though
their legs are the proper study. Good-bye, my boy! Perhaps I shall amaze
you with a dish of trout to-morrow. They are always in very fine
condition here."