I immediately found myself in a vast extended plain, in the

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In this text version of “Miscellaneous Pieces, in Prose”, words in

italics are marked with _underscores_, words in small capitals are

shown in UPPER CASE.

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Variant spelling and irregular punctuation are retained.

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MISCELLANEOUS PIECES,

IN

PROSE,

BY

JOHN AIKIN, M. D.

AND

ANNA LÆTITIA BARBAULD.

THE THIRD EDITION.

LONDON:

PRINTED FOR J. JOHNSON, IN ST. PAUL’S CHURCH-YARD,

M.DCC.XCII.

CONTENTS.

Page

_On the Province of Comedy_ 1

_The Hill of Science, a Vision_ 27

_On Romances, an Imitation_ 39

_Seláma, an Imitation of Ossian_ 47

_Against Inconsistency in our Expectations_ 59

_The Canal and the Brook, an Apologue_ 79

_On Monastic Institutions_ 88

_On the Pleasure derived from Objects of Terror;

with Sir Bertrand, a Fragment_ 119

_On the Heroic Poem of Gondibert_ 138

_An Enquiry into those Kinds of Distress which

excite agreeable Sensations; with a Tale_ 190

_Essay on Devotional Taste_ 220

ON THE PROVINCE OF COMEDY.

Various are the methods which art and ingenuity have invented to

exhibit a picture of human life and manners. These have differed from

each other, both in the mode of representation, and in the particular

view of the subject which has been taken. With respect to the first,

it is universally allowed that the dramatic form is by far the most

perfect. The circumstance of leaving every character to display itself

in its own proper language, with all the variations of tone and gesture

which distinguish it from others, and which mark every emotion of the

mind; and the scenic delusions of dress, painting, and machinery,

contribute to stamp such an appearance of reality upon dramatic

representations as no other of the imitative arts can attain. Indeed,

when in their perfection, they can scarcely be called imitations, but

the very things themselves; and real nature would perhaps appear less

perfect than her counterfeit.

The Drama has from early antiquity been distinguished into the two

grand divisions of Tragedy and Comedy. It would seem that the general

character of these was universally understood and agreed on, by the

adoption of the terms _tragic_ and _comic_, derived from them, into

the language of every civilized people. The former of these is, we

know, constantly applied to objects of terror and distress; the

latter, to those of mirth and pleasantry. There is, however, a more

comprehensive distinction of our feelings, which it is proper first to

consider.

When we examine the emotions produced in our minds by the view of

human actions, we shall observe a division into the _serious_, and the

_ludicrous_. I do not think it necessary to define or analyse feelings

with which all are well acquainted. It is enough to observe that

serious emotions are produced by the display of all the great passions

which agitate the soul, and by all those actions, which are under the

jurisdiction of the grand rules of religion and morality; and that

ludicrous emotions are excited by the improprieties and inconsistencies

of conduct or judgment in smaller matters; such as the effects of false

taste, or trifling passions. When we now apply the words _tragic_ and

_comic_, we shall at once perceive that the former can relate solely to

such subjects as occasion _serious_, and the latter to such as occasion

_ludicrous_ emotions.

Now, although the practice of writers has frequently introduced

ludicrous parts into the composition called a Tragedy, and serious

parts into that called a Comedy, yet it has ever been understood that

what constitutes the essential and invariable character of each is

something which is expressed by the terms _tragic_ and _comic_, and

comes under the head of _serious_ or _ludicrous_ emotions. Referring

therefore to a future consideration, the propriety of introducing

serious parts in a Comedy, I shall now lay down the character of Comedy

as _a dramatic composition, exhibiting a ludicrous picture of human

life and manners_.

There are two sources of ludicrous emotions which it is proper here

to distinguish. One of these arises from _character_, the other from

_incident_. The first is attached and appropriated to the person, and

makes a part, as it were, of his composition. The other is merely

accidental, proceeding from awkward situations, odd and uncommon

circumstances, and the like, which may happen indifferently to every

person. If we compare these with regard to their dignity and utility,

we shall find a further difference; since that proceeding from

_character_ belongs to a very respectable part of knowledge, that of

human manners; and has for its end the correction of foibles: whereas

that proceeding from _incident_ is mean and trivial in its origin, and

answers no other purpose than present mirth. ’Tis true, it is perfectly

natural to be pleased with risible objects, even of the lowest kind,

and a fastidious aversion to their exhibition may be accounted mere

affected nicety; yet, since we rank Comedy among the higher and more

refined species of composition, let us assign it the more honourable

office of exhibiting and correcting the ludicrous part of _characters_;

and leave to Bartholomew Fair the ingenious contrivances of facetious

drollery, and handicraft merriment.

The following sources may be pointed out from whence comic character is

derived.

Nations, like individuals, have certain leading features which

distinguish them from others. Of these there are always some of

a ludicrous cast which afford matter of entertainment to their

neighbours. Comedy has at all times made very free with national

peculiarities; and, although the ridicule has often been conducted in

a trivial and illiberal manner, by greatly overcharging the picture,

and introducing idle and unjust accusations, yet I think we need not go

so far as entirely to reject this sort of ludicrous painting; since it

may be as important to warn against the imitation of foreign follies,

as those of our own growth. Indeed, when a Frenchman or Irishman is

brought upon our stage merely to talk broken English, or make bulls,

there can be no plea either of wit or utility to excuse the illiberal

jest: but, when the nicer distinctions of national character are

exposed with a just and delicate ridicule, the spectacle may be both

entertaining and instructive. Amidst the tribe of foreign valets to

be met with on the English theatre, I would instance CANTON in the

_Clandestine Marriage_, as an admirable example of true national

character, independent on language and grimace. The obsequiousness

and attentive flattery of the servile Swiss-Frenchman are quite

characteristic, as well as the careless insolence and affected airs of

BRUSH the English footman[1]. O’FLAHERTY, the Irish soldier of fortune

in the _West Indian_, is an example of similar merit; much more so, I

think, than the character from which the piece has its title.

[1] I am concerned to observe an instance of illiberal national

ridicule without any merit of composition to palliate it, from

a respectable dramatic writer, which is also rendered much more

obnoxious by the circumstances. M. Voltaire’s _Ecossaise_ was

purposely written to exhibit a worthy English character; marked,

indeed, with some whimsical peculiarities, but distinguished by a

strong spirit of benevolence. It was impossible to expose national

foibles more gently than by combining them with national virtues.

When this Piece was brought on our stage under the title of the

_English Merchant_, a French valet was inserted among the _personæ

dramatis_, characterised by nothing but his false English, and for

no other end but to be exhibited as a scoundrel!

Although some part of the character of a nation is pretty uniform and

constant, yet its manners and customs in many points are extremely

variable. These variations are the peculiar modes and fashions

of the age; and hence the age, as well as the nation, acquires a

distinguishing character. Fashion, in general, usurps a dominion only

over the smaller and less important part of manners; such as dress,

public diversions, and other matters of taste. The improprieties

of fashion are therefore of the absurd and ludicrous kind, and

consequently fit subjects of comic ridicule. There is no source of

Comedy more fertile and pleasing than this; and none in which the

end of reformation is likely to be so well answered. An extravagant

fashion is exhibited upon the stage with such advantage of ridicule,

that it can scarcely stand long against it; and I make no doubt that

Moliere’s _Marquis de Mascarille_, and Cibber’s _Lord Foppington_, had

a considerable share in reforming the prevailing foppery of the times.

Fashion has also too much interfered in some more serious matters,

as the sentiments and studies of the age. Here too Comedy has made

its attacks; and the _Alchemist_, the _Virtuoso_, the _Antiquary_,

the _Belle Esprit_, have in their turns undergone the ridicule of the

stage, when their respective pursuits, by being fashionable, were

carried to a fanciful extravagance. It is well known that Moliere, in

his comedies of the _Femmes Sçavantes_, and the _Precieuses Ridicules_,

was as successful against the pedantry and pretensions to wit which

infected the French nation, and particularly the ladies, at that

period, as Cervantes in his attack upon knight-errantry.

There is another point of national or fashionable folly in which

Comedy might be very useful; yet the attempt has been found dangerous;

and perhaps the subject is too delicate for the stage, considering

the abuses to which it is liable. I mean popular superstition, and

priestcraft. Moliere, who with impunity had attacked every other

species of folly, was almost ruined by exposing a hypocrite and a

devotee; and the licentious ridicule of Dryden, and others of that

age, was generally aimed, not only against superstition, but religion.

The _Spanish Friar_, however, is an instance in which, with exquisite

humour, the ridicule can hardly be blamed as improper; and it certainly

did more hurt to Roman Catholic superstition than he could ever remedy

by his scholastic _Hind and Panther_. How far the _Minor_ comes under

the same description, would, probably, be a subject of dispute.

Particular ranks and professions of men have likewise characteristical

peculiarities which are capable of being placed in a ludicrous

view; and Comedy has made frequent use of this source of ridicule.

In exposing professional, as well as national absurdities, great

illiberality and unfairness have been shewn; both, probably, from

the same cause; a want of sufficient acquaintance with the whole

characters, and taking a judgment of them from a few external

circumstances. Yet, upon the whole, good effects may have arisen

even from this branch of Comedy; since, by attacking a profession on

a side where it was really weak, the members of it have been made

sensible of, and have reformed those circumstances which rendered them

ridiculous. A good-natured physician can never be angry at Moliere’s

most laughable exhibitions of the faculty, when he reflects that the

follies ridiculed, though exaggerated in the representation, had a

real existence; and, by being held up to public derision, have been

in a great measure reformed. The professors of law, being necessarily

confined to forms and rules, have not been able to benefit so much from

the comic ridicule of which they have enjoyed an equally plentiful

share.

Besides the arrangements which nation and profession make of mankind,

there are certain natural classes formed from the diversities of

personal character. Although the varieties of temper and disposition

in men are infinite, so that no two persons probably ever existed in

whom there was an exact conformity, yet there are certain leading

features of character which produce a general resemblance among

numerous individuals. Thus the proud man, the vain, the sanguine, the

splenetic, the suspicious, the covetous, the lavish, and so forth, are

a sort of abstract characters which divide the whole human race amongst

them. Now there are, belonging to all these, objects of ridicule which

it has been the business of Comedy to exhibit; and though, perhaps, no

one individual of each class perfectly resembled the person held to

view on the stage, yet if all the circumstances exhibited are contained

in the general character, it appears sufficiently natural. The _Miser_

of Moliere is not a picture of any one miser who ever lived, but

of a miser considered as forming a class of human characters. As

these general classes, however, are few in number, they must be soon

exhausted by the writers of Comedy, who have been obliged, for the

sake of variety, to exhibit those peculiarities which are more rare and

singular. Hence have been derived many pictures of that character which

we call an _humourist_; by which is meant a character distinguished by

certain ludicrous singularities from the rest of mankind. The humourist

is not without those marks of distinction which he may acquire, like

others, from rank, profession, or temper of mind; but all these are

displayed in him after a manner peculiarly his own, and dashed with

his leading oddities. A love of what is uncommon and out of the way

has often occasioned such extravagance in the representation of these

characters as to disgust from their want of probability; but, where a

due moderation is observed, and the peculiarities, though unusual, are

such as really exist in nature, great entertainment may be derived

from their exhibition. Of this kind are the admirable _Misanthrope_ and

_Malade Imaginaire_ of Moliere; and the _Old Bachelor_ and _Sir Sampson

Legend_ of Congreve.

From hence it appears but a small gradation to the exhibition of

individuals upon the stage; and yet the difference is important and

essential. That which marks out the distinction between individuals

of the same species is something entirely uncommunicable; therefore

the rational end of Comedy, which is the reformation of folly, cannot

take place in personal ridicule; for it will not be alledged that

reforming the person himself is the object. Nor can it scarcely ever

be just to expose an individual to the ridicule of the stage; since

folly, and not vice, being the proper subject of that ridicule, it is

hardly possible any one can deserve so severe a punishment. Indeed

the exposing of folly can scarcely be the plea; for all the common, or

even the rarer kinds of folly lie open to the attack of Comedy under

fictitious characters, by means of which the failing may be ridiculed

without the person. Personal ridicule must therefore turn, as we find

it always has done, upon bodily imperfections, awkward habits, and

uncouth gestures; which the low arts of mimickry inhumanly drag forth

to public view, for the mean purpose of exciting present merriment. In

the best hands, personal Comedy would be a degradation of the stage,

and an unwarrantable severity; but in the hands it would be likely, if

encouraged, to fall into, it would prove an intolerable nuisance. I

should therefore, without hesitation, join those who utterly condemn

this species of comic ridicule. It is also to be considered, that the

author shews his talents to disadvantage, and cannot lay any basis of

future fame, in this walk. For the resemblance which depends so much

upon mimickry is lost upon those of the audience who are not acquainted

with the original, and upon every one who only reads the piece. Mr.

Foote’s works will aptly exemplify this matter; in which the fund of

genuine Comedy, derived from happy strokes upon the manners of the

times, and uncommon, but not entirely singular characters, will secure

a lasting admiration, when the mimickry which supported the parts of

_Squintum_ and _Cadwallader_ is despised or forgotten.

Having thus attempted to trace the different sources of what I

conceive the essential part of true Comedy, the _ridicule derived from

character_, it remains to say somewhat of the mixture of additional

matter which it has received as a composition.

During a considerable period of modern literature, _wit_ was a

commodity in great request, and frequently to be met with in all kinds

of composition. It was no where more abundant than in Comedy, the

genius of which it appeared peculiarly to suit, from its gaiety and

satyrical smartness. Accordingly, the language of Comedy was a string

of repartees, in which a thought was bandied about from one to another,

till it was quite run out of breath. This made a scene pass off with

great vivacity; but the misfortune was, that distinction of character

was quite lost in the contest. Every personage, from the lord to the

valet, was as witty as the author himself; and, provided good things

enow were said, it was no matter from whom they came. Congreve, with

the greatest talents for true comic humour, and the delineation of

ludicrous characters, was so over-run with a fondness for brilliancy, as

frequently to break in upon consistency. Wit is an admirable ornament

of Comedy, and, judiciously applied, is a high relief to humour, but

should never interfere with the more essential parts.

We are now, however, happily free from all manner of danger of an

inundation of wit. No Congreve arises to disturb the sententious

gravity, and calm simplicity of modern Comedy. A moralist may

congratulate the age on hearing from the theatre compositions as pure,

serious and delicate, as are given from the pulpit. When we consider

how much wit and humour, at the time they were most prevalent, were

perverted to vicious purposes, we may rejoice at the sacrifice;

yet we may be allowed to feel a regret at the loss of an amusement

which might, certainly, have been reconciled with innocence; nay,

might perhaps have pleaded utility beyond what is substituted in its

room. _Sentimental Comedy_, as it is called, contains but very faint

discrimination of character, and scarcely any thing of ridicule.

Its principal aim is to introduce elegant and refined sentiment,

particularly of the benevolent cast; and to move the heart by tender

and interesting situations. Hence they are, in general, much more

affecting than our modern Tragedies, which are formed upon nearly the

same plan, but labour under the disadvantage of a formal, stately

stile, and manners removed too far from the rank of common life. One

would not, perhaps, wish altogether to banish from the stage pieces so

moral and innocent; yet it is a pity they are not distinguished by some

appropriated name from a thing they so little resemble as true Comedy.

I fear, a view of modern manners in other respects will scarcely

allow us to flatter ourselves that this change in the theatre chiefly

proceeds from improved morality. It may, perhaps, be more justly

attributed to a false delicacy of taste, which renders us unable to

bear the representation of low life; and to a real deficiency in

genius. With respect to the first, genuine Comedy knows no distinction

of rank, but can as heartily enjoy a humourous picture in the common

walks of life, where indeed the greatest variety is to be found, as

in the most cultivated and refined. Some have placed the distinction

between Farce and Comedy in the rank from whence the characters are

taken; but, I think, very improperly. If there is any real distinction

besides the length of the pieces, I should take it from the different

source of the humour; which in Farce is mere ludicrous incident, but in

Comedy, ridiculous character. This criterion, however, will not at all

agree with the titles under which each species has already appeared.

As to the other cause, deficiency of genius, it too plainly appears

in many other productions. Cold correctness has laid her repressing

hand upon imagination, and damped all her powers. The example of the

ancients has been thought to justify the gravity and simplicity of

modern Comedy. But, great as they were in many qualities of the mind,

in those of wit and humour they were still more defective than even

ourselves in the present age. They, who would eagerly catch at a

wretched pun, or a meager piece of plot, were certainly with-held from

witticism and drollery by want of invention, not justness of taste. I

admire, in the pure Latin of Terence, the elegant sentiment, and still

more the knowledge of the human heart, with which he abounds; but I

would not on that account compare his genius, at least in Comedy, with

Moliere and Congreve.

Lenibus atque utinam scriptis adjuncta foret vis

Comica --------- --------- ---------

Moral sentiment is the cheapest product of the mind. Novels, and

magazines, and even news-papers, are full of it; but wit and humour

threaten to leave us with Chesterfield and Sterne.

Still, however, I would hope the state of Comedy is not desperate. The

_Clandestine Marriage_ exhibits an example of comic merit, as various

and perfect as perhaps any piece in our language. All the sources

of ludicrous character have contributed to it. National ridicule

appears in Canton, and professional in Sterling. Lord Ogleby is an

excellent humourist. Mrs. Heidleberg and her niece, besides a comic

pettishness of temper, have plenty of fashionable follies, modified by

city vulgarism. Even the lovers of tender sentiment have their share

in the entertainment; and I by no means would object to its occasional

introduction, when, as it were, offering itself from the circumstances.

Then, besides Mr. Foote’s comic theatre, we have several pieces, which,

though ranged under the list of Farces, contain true and original

Comedy. Of these we may instance the _Citizen_, _Polly Honeycomb_,

_the Upholsterer_, _the Apprentice_, and _the Oxonian in Town_. It is

a mistake to suppose that the matter of Comedy can ever fail. Though

general characters may be exhausted, yet the prevailing follies and

fashions of the times, with the singularities starting up in particular

ranks and orders of men, must constantly supply food for the ridicule

of the stage. This is lawful game; and the pursuit of it is well worthy

the encouragement of the public, so long as it is unattended with the

licentiousness which disgraced the wit of the last age. Let ridicule be

sacred to the interests of good sense and virtue; let it never make a

good character less respectable, nor a bad one less obnoxious; but let

us not resign its use to common-place maxim, and insipid sentiment.

THE HILL OF SCIENCE,

A VISION.

In that season of the year when the serenity of the sky, the various

fruits which cover the ground, the discoloured foliage of the trees,

and all the sweet, but fading graces of inspiring autumn, open the mind

to benevolence, and dispose it for contemplation; I was wandering in

a beautiful and romantic country, till curiosity began to give way to

weariness; and I sat me down on the fragment of a rock overgrown with

moss, where the rustling of the falling leaves, the dashing of waters,

and the hum of the distant city, soothed my mind into the most perfect

tranquillity, and sleep insensibly stole upon me, as I was indulging

the agreeable reveries which the objects around me naturally inspired.

I immediately found myself in a vast extended plain, in the middle of

which arose a mountain higher than I had before any conception of. It

was covered with a multitude of people, chiefly youth; many of whom

pressed forwards with the liveliest expression of ardour in their

countenance, though the way was in many places steep and difficult. I

observed, that those who had but just begun to climb the hill, thought

themselves not far from the top; but as they proceeded, new hills were

continually rising to their view; and the summit of the highest they

could before discern, seemed but the foot of another, till the mountain

at length appeared to lose itself in the clouds. As I was gazing on

these things with astonishment, my good Genius suddenly appeared.

‘The mountain before thee,’ said he, ‘is the HILL OF SCIENCE. On the

top is the temple of Truth, whose head is above the clouds, and whose

face is covered with a veil of pure light. Observe the progress of her

votaries; be silent, and attentive.’

I saw that the only regular approach to the mountain was by a gate,

called the gate of languages. It was kept by a woman of a pensive and

thoughtful appearance, whose lips were continually moving, as though

she repeated something to herself. Her name was MEMORY. On entering

this first enclosure, I was stunned with a confused murmur of jarring

voices, and dissonant sounds; which increased upon me to such a

degree, that I was utterly confounded, and could compare the noise to

nothing but the confusion of tongues at Babel. The road was also rough

and stony, and rendered more difficult by heaps of rubbish, continually

tumbled down from the higher parts of the mountain; and by broken ruins

of ancient buildings, which the travellers were obliged to climb over

at every step; insomuch that many, disgusted with so rough a beginning,

turned back, and attempted the mountain no more: while others, having

conquered this difficulty, had no spirits to ascend further, and

sitting down on some fragment of the rubbish, harangued the multitude

below with the greatest marks of importance and self-complacency.

About half way up the hill, I observed on each side the path a thick

forest covered with continual fogs, and cut out into labyrinths, cross

alleys, and serpentine walks, entangled with thorns and briars. This

was called the _wood of error_: and I heard the voices of many who

were lost up and down in it, calling to one another, and endeavouring

in vain to extricate themselves. The trees in many places shot their

boughs over the path, and a thick mist often rested on it; yet never

so much but that it was discernable by the light which beamed from the

countenance of Truth.

In the pleasantest part of the mountain were placed the bowers of the

Muses, whose office it was to cheer the spirits of the travellers, and

encourage their fainting steps with songs from their divine harps. Not

far from hence were the _fields of fiction_, filled with a variety of

wild flowers springing up in the greatest luxuriance, of richer scents

and brighter colours than I had observed in any other climate. And

near them was the _dark walk of allegory_, so artificially shaded,

that the light at noon-day was never stronger than that of a bright

moon-shine. This gave it a pleasingly romantic air for those who

delighted in contemplation. The paths and alleys were perplexed with

intricate windings, and were all terminated with the statue of a Grace,

a Virtue, or a Muse.

After I had observed these things, I turned my eyes towards the

multitudes who were climbing the steep ascent, and observed amongst

them a youth of a lively look, a piercing eye, and something fiery and

irregular in all his motions. His name was GENIUS. He darted like an

eagle up the mountain, and left his companions gazing after him with

envy and admiration: but his progress was unequal, and interrupted by

a thousand caprices. When Pleasure warbled in the valley, he mingled in

her train. When Pride beckoned towards the precipice, he ventured to

the tottering edge. He delighted in devious and untried paths; and made

so many excursions from the road, that his feebler companions often

outstripped him. I observed that the Muses beheld him with partiality;

but Truth often frowned and turned aside her face. While Genius was

thus wasting his strength in eccentric flights, I saw a person of a

very different appearance, named APPLICATION. He crept along with a

slow and unremitting pace, his eyes fixed on the top of the mountain,

patiently removing every stone that obstructed his way, till he saw

most of those below him who had at first derided his slow and toilsome

progress. Indeed there were few who ascended the hill with equal and

uninterrupted steadiness; for, beside the difficulties of the way,

they were continually solicited to turn aside by a numerous crowd of

Appetites, Passions, and Pleasures, whose importunity, when they had

once complied with, they became less and less able to resist; and,

though they often returned to the path, the asperities of the road were

more severely felt, the hill appeared more steep and rugged, the fruits

which were wholesome and refreshing, seemed harsh and ill-tasted, their

sight grew dim, and their feet tript at every little obstruction.

I saw, with some surprize, that the Muses, whose business was to cheer

and encourage those who were toiling up the ascent, would often sing in

the bowers of Pleasure, and accompany those who were enticed away at

the call of the Passions. They accompanied them, however, but a little

way, and always forsook them when they lost sight of the hill. Their

tyrants then doubled their chains upon the unhappy captives, and led

them away without resistance to the cells of Ignorance, or the mansions

of Misery. Amongst the innumerable seducers, who were endeavouring to

draw away the votaries of Truth from the path of Science, there was

one so little formidable in her appearance, and so gentle and languid

in her attempts, that I should scarcely have taken notice of her, but

for the numbers she had imperceptibly loaded with her chains. INDOLENCE

(for so she was called), far from proceeding to open hostilities, did

not attempt to turn their feet out of the path, but contented herself

with retarding their progress; and the purpose she could not force them

to abandon, she persuaded them to delay. Her touch had a power like

that of the Torpedo, which withered the strength of those who came

within its influence. Her unhappy captives still turned their faces

towards the temple, and always hoped to arrive there; but the ground

seemed to slide from beneath their feet, and they found themselves at

the bottom before they suspected that they had changed their place. The

placid serenity which at first appeared in their countenance, changed

by degrees into a melancholy languor, which was tinged with deeper and

deeper gloom as they glided down the _stream of insignificance_; a dark

and sluggish water, which is curled by no breeze, and enlivened by no

murmur, till it falls into a dead sea, where the startled passengers

are awakened by the shock, and the next moment buried in the gulph of

oblivion.

Of all the unhappy deserters from the paths of Science, none seemed

less able to return than the followers of Indolence. The captives of

Appetite and Passion could often seize the moment when their tyrants

were languid or asleep to escape from their enchantment; but the

dominion of Indolence was constant and unremitted, and seldom resisted

till resistance was in vain.

After contemplating these things, I turned my eyes towards the top

of the mountain, where the air was always pure and exhilarating, the

path shaded with laurels and other ever-greens, and the effulgence

which beamed from the face of the Goddess seemed to shed a glory round

her votaries. Happy, said I, are they who are permitted to ascend the

mountain!--but while I was pronouncing this exclamation with uncommon

ardour, I saw standing beside me a form of diviner features and a more

benign radiance. Happier, said she, are those whom VIRTUE conducts to

the mansions of Content!--What, said I, does Virtue then reside in

the vale?--I am found, said she, in the vale, and I illuminate the

mountain. I cheer the cottager at his toil, and inspire the sage at his

meditation. I mingle in the crowd of cities, and bless the hermit in

his cell. I have a temple in every heart that owns my influence; and

to him that wishes for me I am already present. Science may raise you

to eminence, but I alone can guide you to felicity! While the Goddess

was thus speaking, I stretched out my arms towards her with a vehemence

which broke my slumbers. The chill dews were falling around me, and the

shades of evening stretched over the landscape. I hastened homeward,

and resigned the night to silence and meditation.

ON ROMANCES,

AN IMITATION.

Of all the multifarious productions which the efforts of superior

genius, or the labours of scholastic industry, have crowded upon the

world, none are perused with more insatiable avidity, or disseminated

with more universal applause, than the narrations of feigned events,

descriptions of imaginary scenes, and delineations of ideal characters.

The celebrity of other authors is confined within very narrow limits.

The Geometrician and Divine, the Antiquary and the Critic, however

distinguished by uncontested excellence, can only hope to please those

whom a conformity of disposition has engaged in similar pursuits; and

must be content to be regarded by the rest of the world with the smile

of frigid indifference, or the contemptuous sneer of self-sufficient

folly. The collector of shells and the anatomist of insects is little

inclined to enter into theological disputes: the Divine is not apt to

regard with veneration the uncouth diagrams and tedious calculations of

the Astronomer: the man whose life has been consumed in adjusting the

disputes of lexicographers, or elucidating the learning of antiquity,

cannot easily bend his thoughts to recent transactions, or readily

interest himself in the unimportant history of his contemporaries: and

the Cit, who knows no business but acquiring wealth, and no pleasure

but displaying it, has a heart equally shut up to argument and fancy,

to the batteries of syllogism, and the arrows of wit. To the writer of

fiction alone, every ear is open, and every tongue lavish of applause;

curiosity sparkles in every eye, and every bosom is throbbing with

concern.

It is, however, easy to account for this enchantment. To follow the

chain of perplexed ratiocination, to view with critical skill the airy

architecture of systems, to unravel the web of sophistry, or weigh the

merits of opposite hypotheses, requires perspicacity, and presupposes

learning. Works of this kind, therefore, are not so well adapted to

the generality of readers as familiar and colloquial composition; for

few can reason, but all can feel; and many who cannot enter into an

argument, may yet listen to a tale. The writer of Romance has even

an advantage over those who endeavour to amuse by the play of fancy;

who, from the fortuitous collision of dissimilar ideas produce the

scintillations of wit; or by the vivid glow of poetical imagery delight

the imagination with colours of ideal radiance. The attraction of

the magnet is only exerted upon similar particles; and to taste the

beauties of Homer, it is requisite to partake his fire; but every one

can relish the author who represents common life, because every one can

refer to the originals from whence his ideas were taken. He relates

events to which all are liable, and applies to passions which all have

felt. The gloom of solitude, the languor of inaction, the corrosions

of disappointment, and the toil of thought, induce men to step aside

from the rugged road of life, and wander in the fairy land of fiction;

where every bank is sprinkled with flowers, and every gale loaded with

perfume; where every event introduces a hero, and every cottage is

inhabited by a Grace. Invited by these flattering scenes, the student

quits the investigation of truth, in which he perhaps meets with no

less fallacy, to exhilarate his mind with new ideas, more agreeable,

and more easily attained: the busy relax their attention by desultory

reading, and smooth the agitation of a ruffled mind with images of

peace, tranquillity, and pleasure: the idle and the gay relieve the

listlessness of leisure, and diversify the round of life by a rapid

series of events pregnant with rapture and astonishment; and the

pensive solitary fills up the vacuities of his heart by interesting

himself in the fortunes of imaginary beings, and forming connections

with ideal excellence.

It is, indeed, no ways extraordinary that the mind should be charmed

by fancy, and attracted by pleasure; but that we should listen

with complacence to the groans of misery, and delight to view the

exacerbations of complicated anguish, that we should choose to chill

the bosom with imaginary fears, and dim the eyes with fictitious

sorrow, seems a kind of paradox of the heart, and can only be credited

because it is universally felt. Various are the hypotheses which have

been formed to account for the disposition of the mind to riot in

this species of intellectual luxury. Some have imagined that we are

induced to acquiesce with greater patience in our own lot, by beholding

pictures of life, tinged with deeper horrors, and loaded with more

excruciating calamities; as, to a person suddenly emerging out of a

dark room, the faintest glimmering of twilight assumes a lustre from

the contrasted gloom. Others, with yet deeper refinement, suppose that

we take upon ourselves this burden of adscititious sorrows, in order to

feast upon the consciousness of our own virtue. We commiserate others,

say they, that we may applaud ourselves; and the sigh of compassionate

sympathy is always followed by the gratulations of self-complacent

esteem. But surely they who would thus reduce the sympathetic emotions

of pity to a system of refined selfishness, have but ill attended to

the genuine feelings of humanity. It would, however, exceed the limits

of this paper, should I attempt an accurate investigation of these

sentiments. But, let it be remembered, that we are more attracted by

those scenes which interest our passions, or gratify our curiosity,

than those which delight our fancy: and, so far from being indifferent

to the miseries of others, we are, at the time, totally regardless

of our own. And let not those on whom the hand of Time has impressed

the characters of oracular wisdom, censure with too much acrimony

productions which are thus calculated to please the imagination, and

interest the heart. They teach us to think, by inuring us to feel:

they ventilate the mind by sudden gusts of passion; and prevent the

stagnation of thought, by a fresh infusion of dissimilar ideas.

SELÁMA;

AN IMITATION OF OSSIAN.

What soft voice of sorrow is in the breeze? what lovely sun-beam of

beauty trembling on the rock? Its bright hair is bathed in showers; and

it looks faint and dim, through its mist on the rushy plain. Why art

thou alone, maid of the mournful look? The cold dropping rain is on

the rocks of Torléna, the blast of the desart lifts thy yellow locks.

Let thy steps be in the hall of shells, by the blue winding stream

of Clutha: let the harp tremble beneath thy fingers; and the sons of

heroes listen to the music of songs.

Shall my steps be in the hall of shells, and the aged low in the dust?

The father of Seláma is low behind this rock, on his bed of wither’d

leaves: the thistle’s down is strewed over him by the wind, and mixes

with his grey hair. Thou art fallen, chief of Etha! without thy fame;

and there is none to revenge thy death. But thy daughter will sit,

pale, beside thee, till she sinks, a faded flower, upon thy lifeless

form. Leave the maid of Clutha, son of the stranger! in the red eye of

her tears!

How fell the car-borne Connal, blue-eyed mourner of the rock. Mine arm

is not weakened in battle; nor my sword without its fame.

Connal was a fire in his youth, that lighten’d through fields of

renown: but the flame weakly glimmered through grey ashes of age.

His course was like a star moving through the heavens: it walketh in

brightness, but leaveth no track behind; its silver path cannot be

found in the sky. The strength of Etha is rolled away like a tale of

other years; and his eyes have failed. Feeble and dark, he sits in his

hall, and hears the distant tread of a stranger’s steps; the haughty

steps of Tonthormo, from the roar of Duvranno’s echoing stream. He

stood in the hall like a pillar of darkness, on whose top is the red

beam of fire: wide rolled his eyes beneath the gloomy arch of his bent

brow; as flames in two caves of a rock, over-hung with the black pine

of the desart. They had rolled on Seláma, and he asked the daughter

of Connal. Tonthormo! breaker of shields! thou art a meteor of death

in war, whose fiery hair streams on the clouds, and the nations are

withered beneath its path. Dwell, Tonthormo! amidst thy hundred hills,

and listen to thy torrent’s roar; but the soft sigh of the virgins is

with the chief of Crono; Hidallan is the dream of Seláma, the dweller

of her secret thoughts. A rushing storm in war, a breeze that sighs

over the fallen foe; pleasant are thy words of peace, and thy songs

at the mossy brook. Thy smiles are like the moon-beams trembling

on the waves. Thy voice is the gale of summer that whispers among

the reeds of the lake, and awakens the harp of Moilena with all its

lightly-trembling strings. Oh that thy calm light was around me! my

soul should not fear the gloomy chief of Duvranno. He came with his

stately steps.--My shield is before thee, maid of my love! a wall of

shelter from the lightning of swords. They fought. Tonthormo bends

in all his pride, before the arm of youth. But a voice was in the

breast of Hidallan, shall I slay the love of Seláma? Seláma dwells in

thy dark bosom, shall my steel enter there? Live, thou storm of war!

He gave again his sword. But, careless as he strode away, rage arose

in the troubled thoughts of the vanquish’d. He mark’d his time, and

sidelong pierced the heart of the generous son of Semo. His fair hair

is spread on the dust, his eyes are bent on the trembling beam of

Clutha. Farewel, light of my soul! They are closed in darkness. Feeble

wast thou then, my father! and in vain didst thou call for help. Thy

grey locks are scatter’d, as a wreath of snow on the top of a wither’d

trunk; which the boy brushes away with his staff; and careless singeth

as he walks. Who shall defend thee, my daughter! said the broken voice

of Etha’s chief. Fair flower of the desart! the tempest shall rush

over thee; and thou shalt be low beneath the foot of the savage son

of prey. But I will wither, my father, on thy tomb. Weak and alone I

dwell amidst my tears, there is no young warrior to lift the spear, no

brother of love! Oh that mine arm were strong! I would rush amidst the

battle. Seláma has no friend!

But Seláma has a friend, said the kindling soul of Reuthamir. I will

fight thy battles, lovely daughter of kings; and the sun of Duvranno

shall set in blood. But when I return in peace, and the spirits of thy

foes are on my sword, meet me with thy smiles of love, maid of Clutha!

with thy slow-rolling eyes. Let the soft sound of thy steps be heard in

my halls, that the mother of Reuthamir may rejoice. Whence, she will

say, is this beam of the distant land? Thou shalt dwell in her bosom.

My thoughts are with him who is low in the dust, son of Cormac! But

lift the spear, thou friend of the unhappy! the light of my soul may

return.

He strode in his rattling arms. Tall, in a gloomy forest, stood the

surly strength of Duvranno. Gleaming behind the dark trees was his

broad shield; like the moon when it rises in blood, and the dusky

clouds sail low, and heavy, athwart its path. Thoughts, like the

troubled ocean, rush’d over his soul, and he struck, with his spear,

the sounding pine. Starting, he mix’d in battle with the chief of

woody Morna. Long was the strife of arms; and the giant sons of the

forest trembled at their strokes. At length Tonthormo fell--The sword

of Reuthamir wav’d, a blue flame, around him. He bites the ground in

rage. His blood is poured, a dark red stream, into Oithona’s trembling

waves. Joy brighten’d in the soul of Reuthamir; when a young warrior

came, with his forward spear. He moved in the light of beauty; but his

words were haughty and fierce. Is Tonthormo fallen in blood, the friend

of my early years? Die, thou dark-soul’d chief! for never shall Seláma

be thine, the maid of his love. Lovely shone her eyes, through tears,

in the hall of her grief, when I stood by the chief of Duvranno, in the

rising strife of Clutha.

Retire, thou swelling voice of pride! thy spear is light as the taper

reed. Pierce the roes of the desart; and call the hunter to the feast

of songs, but speak not of the daughter of Connal, son of the feeble

arm! Seláma is the love of heroes.

Try thy strength with the feeble arm, said the rising pride of youth.

Thou shalt vanish like a cloud of mist before the sun, when he looks

abroad in the power of his brightness, and the storms are rolled away

from before his face.

But thou thyself didst fall before Reuthamir, in all thy boasting

words. As a tall ash of the mountain, when the tempest takes its green

head and lays it level on the plain.

Come from thy secret cave, Seláma! thy foes are silent and dark. Thou

dove that hidest in the clefts of the rocks! the storm is over and

past. Come from thy rock, Seláma! and give thy white hand to the chief

who never fled from the face of glory, in all its terrible brightness.

She gave her hand, but it was trembling and cold, for the spear was

deep in her side. Red, beneath her mail, the current of crimson

wandered down her white breast, as the track of blood on Cromla’s

mountains of snow, when the wounded deer slowly crosses the heath, and

the hunters cries are in the breeze. Blest be the spear of Reuthamir!

said the faint voice of the lovely, I feel it cold in my heart. Lay me

by the son of Semo. Why should I know another love? Raise the tomb of

the aged, his thin form shall rejoice, as he sails on a low-hung cloud,

and guides the wintry storm. Open your airy halls, spirits of my love!

And have I quench’d the light which was pleasant to my soul? said

the chief of Morna. My steps moved in darkness, why were the words

of strife in thy tale? Sorrow, like a cloud, comes over my soul, and

shades the joy of mighty deeds. Soft be your rest in the narrow house,

children of grief! The breeze in the long whistling grass shall not

awaken you. The tempest shall rush over you, and the bulrush bow its

head upon your tomb, but silence shall dwell in your habitation; long

repose, and the peace of years to come. The voice of the bard shall

raise your remembrance in the distant land, and mingle your tale of woe

with the murmur of other streams. Often shall the harp send forth a

mournful sound, and the tear dwell in the soft eyes of the daughters of

Morna.

Such were the words of Reuthamir, while he raised the tombs of the

fallen. Sad were his steps towards the towers of his fathers, as musing

he cross’d the dark heath of Lena, and struck, at times, the thistle’s

beard.

AGAINST INCONSISTENCY IN OUR EXPECTATIONS.

“What is more reasonable, than that they who take pains for any thing,

should get most in that particular for which they take pains? They

have taken pains for power, you for right principles; they for riches,

you for a proper use of the appearances of things: see whether they

have the advantage of you in that for which you have taken pains, and

which they neglect: If they are in power, and you not, why will not

you speak the truth to yourself, that you do nothing for the sake of

power, but that they do every thing? No, but since I take care to have

right principles, it is more reasonable that I should have power. Yes,

in respect to what you take care about, your principles. But give up to

others the things in which they have taken more care than you. Else it

is just as if, because you have right principles, you should think it

fit that when you shoot an arrow, you should hit the mark better than

an archer, or that you should forge better than a smith.”

CARTER’S EPICTETUS.

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