THE CONDUCTOR.

A recent case in the courts of this county, has set me to thinking

of some of the wrongs heaped upon railroad men so much, that I shall

devote this article exclusively to a review of the opprobrium bestowed

upon all men connected with railroads, by the people who every day

travel under their control, with their lives subject to the care and

watchfulness of these men, for whose abuse they leave no opportunity

to escape. Does a train run off the track, and thereby mischief be

worked, every possible circumstance that can be twisted and distorted

into a shape such as to throw the blame upon the men connected with the

road, _is_ so twisted and distorted. The probability of any accident

happening without its being directly caused by the scarcely less than

criminal negligence of some of the railroad men, is always scouted

by the discerning public; most of whom scarcely know the difference

between a locomotive and a pumping engine. An accident caused by

the breaking of a portion of the machinery of a locomotive engine

on the Hudson River Railroad, which did no damage except to cause a

three hours' detention, was by some enterprising and intelligent (?)

penny-a-liner dignified into a proof of the general incompetency of

railroad men, in one of our prominent literary periodicals, and the

question was very sagely asked why the railroad company did not have

engines that would not break down, or engineers that would not allow

them so to do? The question might, with equal propriety, be asked, why

did not nature form trees, the timber of which would not rot? Or, why

did not nature make rivers that would not overflow?

Let two suits be brought in almost any of our courts, each with

circumstances of the same aggravation, say for assault and battery, and

let the parties in one be ordinary citizens, and in the other, let one

party be a railroad man and the other a citizen, with whom, for some

cause, the railroad man has had a difficulty, and you will invariably

see the railroad man's case decided against him, and in the other case

the defendant be acquitted, to go scot-free. Why is this? Simply, I

think, because every individual who has ever suffered from the hands of

any railroad employee, treasures up that indignity, and lays it to the

account of every other railroad man he meets, making the class suffer

in his estimation, because one of them treated him in a crusty manner.

If a man's neighbor or friend offend him, he tries to forgive

it--earnestly endeavors to find palliating circumstances; but, in the

case of railroad men, all that would palliate the offense of rudeness

and want of courtesy, such as is sometimes shown, is studiously

ignored, or, at the mildest, forgotten.

I knew a school teacher once, who said that the most barbarous

profession in the world was that of teaching, because it drove from a

man all humanity. He got into such a habit of ruling, that it became

impossible for him to understand how to obey any one himself.

The same thing might be said of a railroad conductor; for, every day in

his life, he takes the exclusive control of a train full of passengers

of as different dispositions as they are of different countenances.

Now, he meets with a testy, quarrelsome old fellow, who is given

to fault-finding, and who blows him up at every meeting. Now, with

a querulous old maid, who is in continual fear lest the train run

off the track, the boiler burst, or the conductor palm off some bad

money on her. Now, with a gent of an inquisitive turn of mind, who is

continually asking the distance to the next station, and the time the

train stops there, or else pulling out an old turnip of a watch and

comparing his time with the conductor's. Then, a stupid, dunderheaded

man is before him, who does not know where he is going, nor how much

money he has got. Then, somebody has got carried by, and scolds the

conductor for it, or else angrily insists that the train be immediately

backed up for his especial accommodation. The next man, maybe, is an

Irishman, made gloriously happy and piggishly independent, by the

aid of poor whiskey, who will pay his fare how he pleases, and when

he pleases; who is determined to ride where he wants to, and who

will at once jump in for a fight, if any of these rights of his are

invaded; or, mayhap, he will not pay his fare at all, deeming that his

presence (scarcely more endurable than a hog's) is sufficient honor to

remunerate the company for his ride; or perhaps his "brother Tiddy,

or Pathrick, or Michael, or Dinnis works upon the thrack," and "bedad,

he'll jist ride onyway." All these characters are found in any train,

and with them the conductor has to deal every day. How do you know,

when he speaks harshly to you, but that he has just had a confab with

one of these gentry, who has sorely tried his patience, and riled his

temper? How do you think you would fill his place, were you subjected

to such annoyances all the time? Would you be able at all times to

maintain a perfectly correct and polite exterior--a Christian gravity

of demeanor--and never for an instant forget yourself, or lose your

temper, or allow your manner to show to any one the slightest acerbity?

You know you could not; and yet, for being only thus human, you are

loud in your denunciation of conductors and all railroad men, and,

perhaps honestly, but certainly with great injustice, believe them

to have no care for your wants, no interest in your comfort. Treat

railroad men with the same consideration that you evince towards other

business companions. Consider always that they are only human--have

not saintly nor angelic tempers, any of them, and that every day's

experience is one of trial and provocation. By so doing, you will

be only rendering them simple justice, and you will yourself receive

better treatment than if you attempt to make the railroad man your

menial, or the pack-horse for all your ill-feeling.

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