CHAPTER XII. SI AND SHORTY IN LUCK

THEY MAKE A BRIEF VISIT TO "GOD'S COUNTRY."

THE shot fired by Nate Hartburn was the only one that interrupted the

progress of the 200th Ind. to the banks of the Tennessee River. Its

cautious advance at last brought it out on the crest of a hill, at

the foot of which, 200 feet below, flowed the clear current of the

mountain-fed stream. The rebels were all on the other side. Their

pickets could be plainly seen, and they held the further pier of the

burned railroad bridge. To our right rose three strong forts, built the

year previous.

As soon as it was determined that all the enemy were beyond the river,

the 200th Ind. went into camp for the afternoon and night upon a cleared

spot which had been used for that purpose before our troops had been

flanked out of that country by Bragg's raid into Kentucky just a year

before.

A dress parade was ordered at 6 o'clock, and when the Adjutant came to

"publish the orders," the regiment was astonished and Si electrified to

hear:

"In pursuance of orders from Division Headquarters to detail squads from

each of the different regiments to proceed to their respective States

to bring back recruits and drafted men for the regiments, First Lieut.

Bowersox, of Co. A, and Corp'l Josiah Klegg, of Co. Q, with six enlisted

men of that company, to be selected by Capt. McGillicuddy, are here by

detailed for that duty, and will prepare to leave to-morrow morning."

Si clutched his partner in his excitement and said, "Shorty, did you

hear that? I'm to be sent back to Injianny. Ain't that what he said?"

"If my ears didn't mistake their eyesight, them was about his words,"

returned Shorty. "You're in luck."

"And you're goin' with me, Shorty."

"The Adjutant didn't include that in his observations. I ain't so

crazy, anyway, to git back to Injianny. Now, if it wuz Wisconsin it'd

be different. If you've got any recruits to bring on from Wisconsin, I'm

your man. I'd go up there at my own expense, though I don't s'pose that

Rosecrans could spare me just now. What'd become o' the army if he'd git

sick, and me away?"

"But, Shorty, you are goin'. You must go. I won't go if you don't."

"Don't say won't too loud. You're detailed, and men that's detailed

don't have much choice in the matter.

"You'll probably act sensibly and do whatever you're ordered to do. Of

course, I'd like to go, if we kin git back in time for this sociable

with Mister Bragg. Don't want to miss that. That'll be the he-fight o'

the war, and probably the last battle."

"Nor do I," answered Si; "but the thing won't come off till we git back.

They wouldn't be sending back for the drafted men and recruits except

that they want 'em to help out."

"They'll be a durned sight more in the way than help," answered Shorty.

"We don't need 'em. We've handled Bragg so far very neatly, all by

ourselves, and we don't need anybody to mix into our little job. The

fewer we have the more credit there'll be in lickin' old Bragg and

capturin' Chattanoogy."

The Orderly-Sergeant interrupted the discussion by announcing:

"Here, Shorty, you're one to go with Si. The detail is made by the

Colonel's orders as a compliment to the good work you boys have been

doing, and which the Colonel knows about."

"I always said that the Colonel had the finest judgment as to soldiers

of any man in the army," said Shorty, after taking a minute's pause to

recover from the compliment.

The boys were immediately surrounded by their comrades, congratulating

them, and requesting that they would take back letters and money for

them. The Paymaster had recently visited the regiment, and everybody

had money which he wished to send home. There were also commissions

to purchase in numerable things, ranging from meerschaum pipes to fine

flannel shirts.

"Look here, boys," said Shorty, good-humoredly, "we want to be obligin',

but we're neither a Adams Express Company nor in the gent's furnishin'

line. We've neither an iron safe to carry money nor a pedler's wagon to

deliver goods. John Morgan's guerrillas may jump us on the way home, and

comin' back we'll have to have packs to carry the truck in, and half of

it 'll be stole before we git to the regiment."

But the comrades would not be dissuaded, and be fore Si and Shorty went

to sleep they had between $5,000 and $6,000 of their comrades' money

stowed in various safe places about their personages.

"Great Jehosephat, Si," murmured Shorty, when they sat together in

their tent, after the last comrade had departed, leaving his "wad of

greenbacks," with directions as to its disposition, "I never felt so

queer and skeery in all my life. I wouldn't for the world lose a dollar

of the money these boys have been earnin' as they have this. But how

under heaven are we goin' to make sure of it?"

"I've thought of a way o' makin' sure of to-night," said Si. "I spoke

to the Officer of the Guard, and he'll put a sentinel over us to-night,

so's we kin git a little sleep. I wouldn't shet my eyes, if it wasn't

for that. We'll have to let to-morrow take care of itself."

Shorty lay down and tried to go to sleep, but the responsibility weighed

too heavily on his mind. Presently, Si, who, for the same reason, only

slept lightly, was awakened by his partner getting up.

"What are you up to?" Si asked.

"I've bin thinkin about pickpockets," answered Shorty. "They're an awful

slick lot, and I've thought of a hiding place that'll fool 'em."

He picked up his faithful Springfield, and drawing an envelope with

money out of his shirt-pocket, rolled it up to fit the muzzle of his

gun, and then rammed it down.

"That's Jim Meddler's $10," he said. "I'll know it, because his mother's

name's on the envelope. Here goes Pete Irvin's $20. I know it because it

has his wife's name on it."

He continued until he had the barrel of the gun filled, and then stopped

to admire his cunning.

"Now, nobody but me'd ever thought o' hidin' money in a gun. That's

safe, as least. All I've got to do is to stick to my gun until we git

acrost the Ohio River. But I hain't got the tenth part in; where kin I

put the rest? O, there's my cartridge-box and cap-box. Nobody'll think

o' lookin' there for money."

He filled both those receptacles, but still had fully half his money

left on his person.

"That'll just have to take its chances with the pickpockets," said he,

and returned to his bed, with his gun by his side, and his cap- and

cartridge-boxes under his head.

The morning came, with their money all right, as they assured themselves

by careful examination immediately after reveille.

As they fell in under Lieut. Bowersox to start, their comrades crowded

around to say good-by, give additional messages for the home-folks, and

directions as to their money, and what they wanted bought.

But Shorty showed that he was overpowered with a nervous dread of

pickpockets. He saw a possible light-fingered thief in everyone that

approached. He would let nobody touch him, stood off a little distance

from the rest of the squad, and when any body wanted to shake hands

would hold him stiffly at arm's length.

"Gittin' mighty stuck-up just because the Colonel patted you on the back

a little, and give you a soft detail," sneered one of Co. Q.

"Well, you'd be stuck-up, too," answered Shorty, "if your clothes was

padded and stuffed with other folks' greenbacks, and you was in the

midst o' sich a talented lot o' snatchers as the 200th Injianny. Mind, I

ain't makin' no allusions nor references, and I think the 200th Injianny

is the honestest lot o' boys in the Army o' the Cumberland; but if I

wanted to steal the devil's pitchfork right out o' his hand, I'd make a

detail from the 200th Injianny to do the job, and I'd be sure o' gittin'

the pitchfork. I'll trust you all when you're 10 feet away from me."

The others grinned and gave him a cheer.

When they went to get on board the train Shorty had to change his

tactics. He got Si on his right, the Lieutenant immediately in front

of them, and two trusted boys of the squad directly behind, with strict

injunctions to press up close, allow nobody between, and keep a

hawk's eye on everybody. But both Si and Shorty were breathless with

apprehension till they got through the crowd and were seated in the car,

and a hasty feeling of various lumps about their persons assured them

that their charges were safe. They were in a passenger car, for luck.

The Lieutenant sat in front, Si and Shorty next, and the two trusty boys

immediately behind. They breathed a sigh of relief. As they stood their

guns over against the side of the car, Si suddenly asked:

"Shorty, did you draw your charge before you rammed that money in?"

Shorty jumped to his feet in a shudder of alarm, and exclaimed:

"Great Jehosephat, no. I forgot all about it."

"What's that you're saying about guns?" inquired the Lieutenant, turning

around. "You want to load them, and keep them handy. We're liable to

strike some guerrillas along the way, and we must be ready for them."

"You fellers'll have to do the shootin'," whispered Shorty to Si. "It'll

be a cold day when I bang $150 in greenbacks at any rebel that ever

jumped. I'm goin' to take the cap off en my gun. The jostlin' o' the

train's likely to knock it off at any time, and send a small fortune

through the roof o' the car. I'd take the money out, but I'm afraid o'

tearin' it all to pieces, with the train plungin' so."

He carefully half-cocked his piece, took off the cap, rubbed the nipple

to remove any stray fragments of fulminate, and then let the hammer down

on a piece of wadding taken from his cap.

The long ride to Nashville over the ground on which they had been

campaigning and fighting for nearly a year would have been of deepest

interest to Si and Shorty, as it was to the rest, if they could have

freed their minds of responsibilities long enough to watch the scenery.

But they would give only a cursory glance any say:

"We'll look at it as we come back."

In the crowded depot at Nashville they had an other panic, but the

Provost-Guard kept a gangway clear as soon as it was discovered that

they were on duty.

"You can stack your arms there, boys," said the Sergeant of the Guard,

"and go right over there and get a warm supper, with plenty of coffee."

All but Shorty obeyed with alacrity, and stacked their guns with the

quickness of old and hungry vet erans.

Shorty kept hold of his gun and started with the rest to the

supper-room.

"Here, Injianny," called out the Sergeant, "stack your gun here with the

rest."

"Don't want to ain't goin' to," answered Shorty.

"What's the reason you ain't?" asked the Sergeant, catching hold of

the gun. "Nobody's going to take it, and if they did, you can pick up

another. Plenty of 'em, jest as good as that, all around here."

"Don't care. This is my own gun. I think more of it than any gun ever

made, and I ain't goin' to take any chance of losin' it."

"Well, then, you'll take a chance of losing your supper," answered the

Sergeant, "or rather you'll be certain of it, for the orders are strict

against taking guns into the supper-room. Too many accidents have

happened."

"Well, then," said Shorty stoutly, "I'll do without my supper, though

I'm hungrier than a wolf at the end of a long Winter."

"Well, if you're so infernal pig-headed, you've got to," answered the

Sergeant, nettled at Shorty's obstinacy. "Go back beyond the gunstack,

and stay there. Don't you come nearer the door than the other side of

the stack."

Shorty's dander rose up at once. At any other time he would have

conclusions with the Sergeant then and there. But the remembrance of his

charge laid a repressive hand upon his quick choler, and reminded him

that any kind of a row would probably mean a night in the guard-house,

his gun in some other man's hands, probably lost forever, and so on. He

decided to defer thrashing the Sergeant until his return, when he would

give it to him with interest. He shouldered his gun, paced up and down,

watching with watering mouth the rest luxuriating in a hot supper with

fragrant coffee and appetizing viands, to which his mouth had been

a stranger for many long months. It cost a severe struggle, but he

triumphed.

Si, in his own hungry eagerness, had not missed him, until his own

appetite began to be appeased by the vigorous onslaught he made on the

eatables. Then he looked around for his partner, and was horrified not

to find him by his side.

"Where's Shorty," he anxiously inquired.

Each looked at the other in surprise, and asked:

"Why, ain't he here?"

"No, confound it; he ain't here," said Si, excitedly springing to his

feet; "he has been knocked down and robbed."

Si bolted out, followed by the rest. They saw Shorty marching up and

down as a sentinel sternly military, and holding his Springfield as

rigidly correct as if in front of the Colonel's quarters.

"What's the matter with you, Shorty? Why don't you come in to supper?"

called out Si. "It's a mighty good square meal. Come on in."

"Can't do it. Don't want no supper. Ain't hungry. Got business

out here," answered Shorty, who had gotten one of his rare fits of

considering himself a martyr.

"Nonsense," said Si. "Put your gun in the stack and come in. It's a

bully supper. Best we've had for a year."

"Well, eat it, then," answered Shorty crustily. "I've got something more

important to think of than good suppers."

"O, rats! It's as safe in there as out here. Set your gun down and come

on in."

"This gun shall not leave my side till we're home," said Shorty in a

tone that would have become the Roman sentinel at Pompeii.

"O, I forgot," said Si. "Well, bring it in with you."

"Can't do it. Strictly agin orders to take any guns inside. But leave me

alone. Go back and finish your gorge. I kin manage to hold out somehow,"

answered Shorty in a tone of deep resignation that made Si want to box

his ears.

"That's too bad. But I'll tell you what we can do. I've had a purty good

feed already enough to last me to Looeyville. Let me take your gun. I'll

carry it while you go in and fill up. We hain't much time left."

The fragrance of the coffee, the smell of the fried ham smote Shorty's

olfactories with almost irresistible force. He wavered just a little--.

"Si, I'd trust you as I would no other man in Co. Q or the regiment.

I'll--"

Then his Spartan virtue reasserted itself:

"No, Si; you're too young and skittish. You mean well, but you have

spells, when--"

"Fall in, men," said Lieut. Bowersox, bustling out from a good meal in

the officers' room. "Fall in promptly. We must hurry up to catch the

Looeyville train."

The car for Louisville was filled with characters as to whom there was

entirely too much ground for fear--gamblers, "skin-game" men, thieves,

and all the human vermin that hang around the rear of a great army.

Neither of the boys allowed themselves a wink of sleep, but sat bolt

upright the entire night, watching everyone with steady, stern eyes.

They recognized all the rascals they had seen "running games" around

the camps at Murfreesboro, and who had been time and again chased out of

camp even the whisky seller with whom Si's father had the adventure.

The Provost-Guard had been making one of its periodical cleaning-ups of

Nashville, and driving out the obnoxious characters. Several of

these had tried to renew their acquaintance by offering drinks from

well-filled bottles, but they were sternly repulsed, and Shorty quietly

knocked one persistent fellow down with a quick whirl of his gun-barrel.

When Shorty was hungry it was dangerous to trifle with him.

They arrived at Louisville late in the morning, and were hurried across

the river to Jeffersonville. Fortunately they were able to find there an

eating-room where guns were not barred, and Shorty made amends for the

past by ravaging as far as his arms could reach, holding his precious

gun firmly between his knees.

"Say, pardner," said the man who ran the establishment, "I'd much

rather board you for a day than a week. Rebels must've cut off the

supply-trains where you've bin. You're not comin' this way agin soon,

air you? I'm afraid I won't make 'nough this month to pay my rent."

Lieut. Bowersox came in with a telegram in his hand.

"We won't go on to Indianapolis," he said. "I'm ordered to wait here for

our squad, which will probably get here by to-morrow evening."

A wild hope flashed up in Si's mind.

"Lieutenant," he said, "we live right over there in Posey County. Can't

you let us go home? We can make it, and be back here before to-morrow

night."

"I don't know," said the Lieutenant doubtfully, as he mentally

calculated the distance to Posey County. "I hadn't ought to let you go.

Then, you can't have more than an hour or two at home."

"O,' goodness; just think o' havin' one hour at home," ejaculated Si.

"It seems too bad," continued the Lieutenant, moved by Si's earnestness,

"to bring you this near, and not let you have a chance to see your

folks.

"It'll be a risk for me, and there are not many men in the regiment I'd

take it for, but I'll let you go.

"Remember, it'll make a whole lot of trouble for me if you're not here by

to-morrow evening."

"We'll be here by to-morrow evening, if alive," he pledged himself.

"Well, then, go," said the Lieutenant.

Si's head fairly swam, and he and Shorty ran so fast to make sure of the

train that there was a suspicion in the minds of some of the citizens

that they were escaping from their officers.

Si's heart was in a tumult as the engine-bell rang its final warning

and the engine moved out with increasing speed. Every roll of the swift

wheels was carrying him nearer the dearest ones on earth. The landscape

seemed to smile at him as he sped past.

"Isn't this the grandest country on earth, Shorty?" he bubbled over.

"It's God's country for a fact. So different from old run-down,

rebel-ridden Tennessee. Look at the houses and the farms; look at the

people and the live-stock. Look at the towns and the churches. Look at

everything. Here's the country where people live. Down yonder's only

where they stay and raise Cain."

"Yes," admitted Shorty, who had not so much reason for being

enthusiastic; "but the Wisconsin boys say that Wisconsin's as much finer

than Injianny as Injianny's finer'n Tennessee. I'll take you up there

some day and show you."

"Don't believe a dumbed word of it," said Si, hot with State pride. "God

never made a finer country than Injianny. Wisconsin's nowhere."

Then he bethought himself of the many reasons he had for gladness in his

home-coming which his partner had not, and said thoughtfully:

"I wish, Shorty, you wuz goin' home, too, to your father and mother and

sisters, and--and best girl. But my father and mother'll be as glad to

see you as if you was their own son, and the girls'll make just as much

of you, and mebbe you'll find another girl there that's purtier and

better, and--"

"Stop right there, Si Klegg," said Shorty. "All girls is purty and nice

that is, them that is purty and nice, but some's purtier and nicer than

others. Then, agin, one's a hundred times purtier and nicer than any

o' them. I've no doubt that the girls out your way are much purtier and

nicer'n the general run o' girls, but none o' them kin hold a candle to

that girl up in Wisconsin, and I won't have you sayin' so."

"If we're on time," said Si, by way of changing the subject, "we'll

git to the station about sundown. The farm's about three miles from the

station, and we'll reach home after supper. Pap'll be settin' out on the

front porch, smokin', and readin' the Cincinnati Gazette, and mother'll

be settin' beside him knittin', and the girls'll be clearin' away the

supper things. My, won't they be surprised to see us! Won't there be a

time! And won't mother and the girls fly around to git us something to

eat! Won't they shake up that old cook-stove, and grind coffee, and

fry ham and eggs, and bake biscuits, and git us cool, sweet milk and

delicious butter from the old spring-house, and talk all the time!

Shorty, you never heard my sisters talk, especially when they're a

little excited. Gracious, they'll just talk the ears off both of us."

"Well, if they take after you, they are talkers from Talkville," said

Shorty. "Mill-wheels ain't in it with your tongue, when it gits fairly

started."

The train was on time, and just as the sun was setting behind the fringe

of cottonwoods along Bean Blossom Creek they stopped at the little

station, and started to walk out to the farm. A neighbor who was drawing

a load of tile from the station recognized Si, and begged them to get

up and ride, but the team was too slow for the impatient boys, and they

forged ahead. A thousand well-remembered objects along the road would

have arrested Si's attention were it not for the supreme interest

farther on. At last they came to a little rise of ground which commanded

a view of the house, and there, as Si predicted, sat his father and

mother engaged in smoking, reading and knitting. His first impulse was

to yell with delight, but he restrained himself, and walked as steadily

on as he could to the front gate. Old Towser set up a bark and ran down

the walk, and then changed his note to de lightful yelps of recognition.

Si was so nervous that he fumbled vainly for a minute at the gate-latch,

and while he did so he heard his mother say: "Father, there's a couple

o' soldiers out there." "Wonder if they kin be from Si's company," said

the father, lowering his paper, and looking over his spectacles.

[Illustration: "FATHER, THERE'S A COUPLE OF SOLDIERS OUT THERE." 159]

"Why, it's Si himself," screamed the mother in joyful accents. The next

instant she had sped down the walk quicker than she had ever gone in

her girlhood days, her arms about his neck, and she was crying on his

shoulder.

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