CHAPTER XV

STEART—STOGURSEY—THE FOLK-SPEECH OF ZUMMERZET—GLATT-HUNTING AT KILVE—ST.

AUDRIES

TO touch the coast on the left-hand of the Parret estuary is to

adventure into a little-visited land. But although the way is long—the

distance is six miles to Steart Point—the road is sufficiently easy,

being downhill from Cannington to Cannington Park, scene of the battle

of Cynuit, and to Otterhampton; and then flat for the remaining four

miles. At Otterhampton, a village of a few farms and cottages, the

church contains a memorial to a former rector, the Rev. Dr. Jeffery, who

held the living for no fewer than sixty-seven years, from 1804 to 1871.

The river bends abruptly and nears the road at a point a mile and a half

out, where the little waterside hamlet of Combwich—“Cummidge,” as it is

styled locally—stands looking on to muddy creeks and the broad grey

bosom of the Parret itself, with a colour like that of a London fog.

Bridgwater spire is plainly visible, far off to the right, across the

levels: sailing barges are loading the bricks made here from the kilns

close at hand, and carts rattle and rumble along the few narrow alleys

that form the only streets of the place. Away across the river, a

whitewashed house marks the position of a little-used ferry from the

out-of-the-world district of Pawlett Hams to this even more outlandish

peninsula of Steart.

Steart Point thrusts out a long tongue of land over against Burnham,

whose houses and tall white lighthouse seem so near across the levels,

yet are almost two miles distant, over the rivermouth and the mud-flats.

The name of “Steart” has come down to us little altered from Anglo-Saxon

times, an “a” replacing the “o” with which it appears to have originally

been spelled. It is the same name as that of the Start in South Devon,

and signifies a boldly projecting neck of land, “starting” out to sea.

Otherwise there is no likeness between that Devonian promontory of

cruel, black jagged rocks and this flat, muddy and shingly fillet of

land.

The fisher village of Steart is a singular place: a fishing village

without boats! The shrimps, eels and flounders usually caught here are

taken in nets set by the men of Steart going down to the sea at low

water on “mud-horses.” Everything is conditioned here by the deep mud of

the foreshore, which may only be crossed by special appliances, evolved

locally. Chief among these is the “mud-horse,” which, it may at once be

guessed, is no zoological freak. If it is related to anything else on

earth, it may perhaps be set down as a hybrid production: a cross

between a towel-horse and a toboggan sledge.

When the fishermen of Steart prepare to go forth a-fishing, they proceed

to undress themselves to the extent of taking off their trousers and

putting on a cut-down pair, very little larger than bathing-drawers.

Mud-boots clothe their feet. Then they bring down their wooden “horses,”

and, leaning against the upright breast-high framework, give a vigorous

push, and so go slithering along the buttery surface of the flats; the

nearest approach to that fabulous body of cavalry, the “Horse Marines,”

any one is ever likely to see:

There was an old fellow of Steart,

Who went catching eels in the dirt.

When they asked “Any luck?”—

“Up to eyes in the muck!”

Said that rueful old fellow of Steart.

The traveller has to pass the little church and scattered cottages of

Otterhampton on the way to Steart; and on the return, if he wishes to

keep near the coast, he comes through Stockland Bristol, a pretty rustic

village, with prosperous-looking manor-house and an entirely modern

church. Beyond it are Upper Cock and Lower Cock farms, that take their

names from a tumulus down in the levels near the estuary known as

“Ubberlowe.”

“Upper Cock,” in its original form, was “Hubba Cock”; “Cock” signifying

a heap, and comparing with “haycock.” “Ubbalowe” is properly

“Hubbalowe,” _i.e._ “Hubba’s heap,” both names pointing to the

probability that here was buried the chieftain Hubba, who, as we have

already seen, fell at Cynuit.

From this point a succession of winding lanes leads down again to the

curving shore of Bridgwater Bay at Stolford. Here meadows, a farmstead

with well-filled rickyards, and a compound heavily walled and buttressed

against flooding from the salt marshes, border upon a raised beach of

very large blue-grey stones, which replaces the mud that gathers round

the Parret estuary. Here at low spring tides traces may yet be found of

the submarine forest off-shore. A sample of the foreshore taken at

Stolford usually suffices explorers, and fully satisfies their

curiosity; for the clattering loose stones of the heaped-up beach form

an extremely tiring exercise-ground.

[Illustration: THE “MUD HORSE.”]

These level lands of highly productive meadows, lying out of the beaten

track, below the greatly frequented high road that runs out of

Bridgwater to Nether Stowey, and so on along the ridge to Holford and

West Quantoxhead, are much more extensive than a casual glance at the

map would convey. They are at one point over five miles across. The

centre of this district is Stogursey, which is, as it were, a kind of

capital, if a large agricultural village may be thus dignified.

Stogursey is a considerable village, taking the second half of its name

from the de Courcy family, who once owned it, but the thick speech of

Somerset rendered the place-name into “Stogursey” so long ago that even

maps have adopted the debased form; some, however, inserting a small

(Stoke Courcy) in brackets, under the generally accepted form. The

visitor will at the same time notice, in the title of the local parish

magazine, that efforts are being made by the clergy to restore the

original name. The church was built by those old Norman lords, but the

family died out so very long ago, that no memorials of them remain in

it; and the net result of all their ancient state and glory is—a name!

It is a large and fine church, in the Norman and Transitional Norman

styles; consisting of a large and lofty nave without aisles, a central

tower, north and south transepts, and deep chancel. The clustered shafts

supporting the central tower have elaborately sculptured Norman capitals

of a distinctly Byzantine character. A variant of the place-name is seen

on a monument to one Peregrine Palmer, where it appears as “Stoke

Curcy.” The Palmer family is seen, on another monument, revelling in a

pun beneath the Palmer coat of arms: in this wise, “Palma virtuti.”

[Illustration: STOLFORD.]

But the Verney aisle of this beautiful church contains more interesting

memorials than those of Palmers; notably two altar-tombs with effigies

of the Verneys of Fairfield. The earliest is that of Sir Ralph Verney,

1352. The other, that of Sir John Verney, who died in 1461, is of very

beautiful workmanship, and displays, among other shields of arms, the

punning device of the family: three ferns—“verns,” as a rural Somerset

man would say, in that famous “Zummerzet” doric that is not yet wholly

extinct.

No one could justly declare the village of Stogursey to be picturesque.

Nor is it ugly; but at the radiant close of some summer day, when an

afterglow remains in the sky, the village takes a beautiful colouring

that cries aloud for the efforts of some competent watercolourist. It is

an effect, as you look eastward down the long broad village street to

the church, standing in a low situation at the end, of a rich

red-yellow, like that of a ripening cornfield, on houses, cottages, and

church alike, with the lead-sheathed spire gleaming like oxidised silver

against the chilly blue-grey of the eastern sky at evening, spangled

already, before the sun has finally gone to bed, with the cold,

unimpassioned twinkle of the stars. Daylight heavily discounts this

romantic effect, for then you perceive that the lovely hue on the

church-tower at evening was the dying sunset’s transfiguration of the

yellow plaster with which the tower was faced at some time in the

Georgian period.

But Stogursey has a castle, or the remains of one, styled by villagers

“the Bailey.” The stranger looks in vain for it in the village street.

Stogursey Castle stands in a meadow, surrounded by a stream which in the

olden days was made, not only to form the moat, but to turn the wheels

of the Castle mill. The mill-leat still runs on one side of the lane

branching from the main village street; a lane now smelling violently of

tanneries, and lined with cottages of a decrepit “has been” character;

for it should be said that Stogursey is a decaying place. Changes in

method of agriculture; changes in methods of communication, making for

swifter and cheaper import of corn and other products of the soil;

changes, in fact, in everything have all conspired to injuriously affect

the place. The few remaining local shops do not look prosperous, and the

village is full of private houses whose windows clearly show them to

have once been shops, that gave up the pretence of business long ago.

These bay-windowed, many-paned shop-fronts retired from business are

familiar all over rural England. The villagers generally turn them to

account as conservatories for geraniums and other flowers, and a

pleasant sight, treated in this way, they often are. But there is a

future for the Stogursey district; if not for the shopkeepers, certainly

for the farmers. No light railway yet serves it, but the need of such an

enterprise is great; and when it comes it will effect great changes in

local fortunes.

[Illustration: STOGURSEY CASTLE.]

“Stoke,” as it was styled originally, is a place of greater antiquity

than any neighbouring village, as its name would imply; indicating as it

does a stockaded post in a wild and dangerous district innocent of

settled houses.

That post was probably on the site of the castle whose scanty ruins

remain. The de Courcy castle was destroyed as early as the time of King

John, when it passed by the second marriage of Alice de Courcy to one

Fulke de Breauté, who set up here as a robber lord, and issued from this

stronghold from time to time for the purpose of levying involuntary

contributions from all who passed to and fro on the highway yonder, from

Bridgwater to Quantoxhead. His castle can never have been strong, for

its situation forbade strength, but the district was remote and little

known, and people who were plundered on the ridgeway road had little

inducement to plunge down here after this forceful taker of secular

tithes. But de Breauté’s proceedings at length grew so scandalous that a

strong force was sent at the instance of Hubert de Burgh, Chief

Justiciar of the realm, and this thieves’ kitchen was burnt and more or

less levelled with the ground. The subsequent history of the castle is

vague, but it would appear to have been at some time rebuilt, for it was

again, and finally, destroyed in 1455. A glance at the remains will show

that it could never have been seriously defended against any determined

attack. The moat, still in places filled with water, was deep as could

be made, for it was the only external defence. Fragments of curtain-wall

and portions of towers with loop-holes for arrows remain; and the

entrance-towers may yet be traced, although a modern cottage has been

built on to them, in all the incongruousness of red brick and rough-cast

plaster. Such is the modern economical way with the shattered walls of

this old robber’s hold. For the rest, the enclosure is a tangled mass of

undergrowth and ivy-clad ruins of walls, and the meadow without is

uneven with the ancient foundations of outworks that disappeared

centuries ago.

The roads leading back from Stogursey to the coast have a distressing

lack of signposts, and the district is for long distances without

habitations, so that the way to Lilstock may well be missed. That they

are fine roads for the cyclist, with never a motor-car about, is not

sufficient to recompense the explorer who cannot find his way. And

Lilstock—Little Stock originally; that is to say, some ancient small

coastwise stockaded fort—is, perhaps, not worth finding, after all; for

it appears to consist solely of a tin tabernacle, by way of church, and

a lonely cottage amid elms, at the end of everything; a veritable

dead-end. You climb to the lonely beach and have it all to yourself; the

grey sea lazily splashing amid the ooze and scattered boulders, and a

great empty sky above.

It is all the same beside the sea to Kilve, and rough walking too; the

rebuilt church of Kilton prominent inland, on the left; very modern, but

with a relic of a century ago in the shape of a battered old

barrel-organ with a set of mechanical psalm and hymn tunes, that used to

be ground out every Sunday to the long-suffering congregation, who must,

by dint of sheer damnable iteration, have come to loathe this unchanging

psalmody with a peculiar hatred.

We come now into the marches of West Somerset, where the folk-speech

still to some extent remains; but the famous broad “Zummerzet” speech of

these parts nowadays survives in its olden force only in the pages of

dialect novels. The dialect novel is a thing of convention, like the

dramatic stage, and is not necessarily a direct transcript from life. In

novels of rural life, in rustic plays, and in illustrated jokes in which

villagers appear, the countryman still wears a smock-frock and talks as

his great-grandfather was accustomed to talk. Frequently, too, he wears

a beaver hat, with a nap on it as luxuriant as the bristles of a

boot-brush; and he is made to smoke “churchwarden” clay pipes about a

yard long. Real rustics do not do these things nowadays. I only wish

they did; for then exploring in the byways would be much more

interesting. Nowadays, the unaccustomed Londoner can quite easily

understand anything a Somersetshire man, even of the most rustic type,

has to say.

This, however, is not to be taken as an assertion that all the old

characteristic words and phrases have died out, or that the accent is

altogether a thing of the past. The Somerset speech is really part and

parcel of that delightful West of England trick of the tongue which

still grows gradually more noticeable to the stranger as he progresses

westward. You will not notice this in any measure until you have passed

an imaginary line, which may be drawn from Oxford in the north, to

Southampton in the south, passing on the way such places as Wantage,

Newbury, Andover, and Winchester. Westward of this frontier-line, the

West of England, linguistically, commences. Somerset, by some

unexplained accident, was notoriously the home of the broadest speech;

but recent years have witnessed the singular phenomena (singular when

taken in conjunction) of Somerset folk-speech losing much of its

old-time character, and that of Devon, which had also largely fallen

into disuse, returning in almost its olden strength.

Much of this old manner of talking has been preserved in the

publications of the English Dialect Society, in which we find embedded,

among more stolid phrases, amusing scraps of rustic dialogues,

illustrating the local shibboleths. Here we have, for example, a rural

domestic quarrel, rendered in broad “Zummerzet.” It has not been thought

desirable to reproduce the somewhat pedantic inflection-marks given in

the Society’s publications, tending as they do towards the unnecessary

mystification of those who do not happen to be philologists. The

spelling has also been altered here and there, to bring it more into

line with the enunciation usually heard by the ordinary person.

The woman in this first specimen says, “Uneebaudee mud su waul bee u

tooüd uundur u aaruz bee u foauz tu leave saeumz aay bee, laung u dhee.

Tuz skandluz un sheemfeal aew aay bee zaard.”[3]

Footnote 3:

“Anybody might so well be a toad under a harrow as be forced to live

same as I be, long of thee. ’Tis scandalous and shameful how I be

served.”

To this pitiful complaint the husband answers, “U uumunz auvees zaard

wuul neef uur udn aat ubeawt, un dhee aart nuvvur aat ubeawt.”[4]

Footnote 4:

“A woman’s always served well if her isn’t hit about; and thee art

never hit about.”

Here is another example from the collection already quoted from:

“Taumee, haut bee yue aiteen on? Spaat ut aewt turaaklee!”

Perhaps the reader may be left to translate this. But how about the

following, spoken by a waggoner on a hot day? “Mudn maek zu boalz t’ax

vur koop u zaydur, aay spoüz? Aay zuuree aay bee dhaat druy, aay küdn

spaat zik-spuns.”[5]

Footnote 5:

“Mustn’t make so bold as to ask for a cup of cider, I suppose? I

assure you I be that dry, I couldn’t spit sixpence.”

Here again is some time-honoured “Zummerzet.” “Come, soce! Yur’s yur

jolly goed health. Drink ut oop tu onct!”

“Naw; daze muy ole buttonz neef aay due! Aay diddn nuvvur hold wi’

u-swillen of ut deown same uz thaet. Hurry no maen’s cattle tul ye’ve

got’n ass o’ yur aeown! Hurry, hurry; ’tuz this yur hurryen what tarns

everythen arsy-varsy vor me! Muy uymurz! what ood muy oal graanfer saay

tu th’ likes of ut? Wooden dh’oal maen laet aewt!”

[Illustration: KILVE CHURCH.]

Among the curious expressions found in this last speech, that of “soce”

is prominent. The word is a familiar expression in these parts. It is

used between equals, and is equivalent to “my boy,” “old chap,” etc.

Philologists generally consider it to be a survival from monastic times,

when itinerant monkish preachers are supposed to have been styled,

“socii,” _i.e._ “associates,” or “brethren,” or to have themselves used

the expression in addressing their congregations.

“This yur,” that is to say, reduced to ordinary pronunciation, “this

here” is, on the other hand, equivalent to a strong disapproval of the

subject under discussion. It means “this new-fangled,” unfamiliar, or

unpleasant thing.

The village of Kilve lies down along a lane leading to the right from

the road just past Holford, and rambles disjointedly down to the rugged

little church. Church, ruined priory, and a large farmhouse stand

grouped together in the meadows, beside the little brook called Kilve

Pill, a quarter of a mile from the low blue-has cliffs of the muddy and

boulder-strewn lonely shore sung by Wordsworth, as “Kilve’s delightful

shore.”

Kilve church is as rude and rugged as some old fortress, and probably

its tower was originally designed with a view to defence. It is

constructed of very rudely shaped blocks of blue limestone, many of them

of great size, mortared together in rough fashion. For the rest, it is a

small aisleless building, chiefly of Norman date, with a south

transept-chapel of Perpendicular character, and a simple Norman

bowl-font.

Giant, widespreading poplar trees adjoin the Priory farmhouse and the

ruins of the Priory, or Kilve Chantry. This was a foundation by one Sir

Simon de Furneaux, in 1329, to house five priests. The particular

reasons that induced Sir Simon to establish his chantry in this lonely

spot do not appear, for the history of the place is vague; but whatever

they were, they did not appeal to Sir Richard Stury, to whom the

property came, some sixty years later, on his marriage with Alice, the

last of this branch of the Furneaux family. He abolished the

establishment, and the building stood empty for centuries, or was used

as a barn by the neighbouring farmer. Another use, not so much spoken

of, was as a storehouse for smuggled goods. A long succession of farmers

at the Priory farm were, in fact, more smugglers than farmers. The

church-tower was said also to have been used by them. The present

roofless condition of the buildings is due to a fire, many years ago,

supposed to have been caused by a conflagration of these smuggled

spirits.

[Illustration: KILVE; THE CHANTRY.]

In these latter days, now that many townsfolk on holiday seek quiet,

secluded spots, there are few among the rustic cottages of Kilve that do

not house visitors, and nowadays the Priory farm is in summer as much a

boarding-house as farmstead; while amateur geologists may be found at

low water on the “delightful,” if muddy, shore, searching for “St.

Keyna’s serpents”; or, in other words, ammonites, which, with other

fossils, abound in the blue lias clay. They are “St. Keyna’s serpents,”

because the saint, coming to Somerset, transformed all the snakes of

these parts into stone!

Kilve, in common with other villages situated on this part of the

Somerset shore, indulges in a curious kind of sport: that of “hunting

the conger.” It is in the autumn that the unfortunate conger-eel is

taken unawares, through the low tides that then generally prevail. The

conger, known here as the “glatt,” is the big brother of the ordinary

sand-eel, who is dug out of the foreshore, all round our coasts. He

lives in the blue lias mud hereabouts, generally beneath the boulders

that are sprinkled about the shore like currants in a bun; and is clever

enough, in the ordinary way, to have his home well below low-water mark.

But the treacherous spring-tides are the undoing of him; laying bare

perhaps a hundred and sixty feet more of mud than usual. At such times a

large proportion of the rustic population anywhere near the shore

assembles and proceeds to the muddy or sandy flats, accompanied by

fox-terriers and other dogs, and armed with stout six or eight-feet-long

sticks, cut from the hedges and sharpened at one end to a chisel-like

edge. If there be by any chance a belated visitor in those October days

when hunting the glatt is usually in full swing he is apt to imagine the

simple villagers are trying to take a rise out of his ignorance of

country life, when, in answer to his questions, they tell him they are

off hunting conger-eels—and with dogs! But it is simple truth. Hunting

the wild red deer on Exmoor is the aristocratic sport of this

countryside, and hunting the conger is the democratic; and where in a

purely inland district your sporting rustic may keep his lurcher, here

the rural sportsman values his terrier or spaniel in proportion to his

merits as “a good fish dog.”

There is not that smartness among the pursuers of the glatt which is the

mark of the hunting-field in the chase of the fox or the deer, and

renders a fox-hunt or a meet of staghounds so spectacular a sight. Smart

clothes are not the proper equipment of the glatt-hunter, whose hunting

chiefly consists in wading, ankle-deep, through the mud, heaving up huge

boulders, and mud-whacking after the wriggling, writhing congers, while

the dogs rush frantically among the crowd, scraping holes in the mud and

essaying the not very easy task of seizing the slippery fish. In fact,

the oldest clothes are not too bad for this sport; and the spectacle of

a company of such sportsmen as these, properly habited for the occasion,

is rather that of an assemblage of scarecrows than that of a number of

self-respecting members of the community. That this precaution of

wearing the oldest possible garments is not an excess of caution becomes

abundantly evident at the conclusion of a rousing day’s sport, when the

mud has been flying in proportion to the enthusiasm of the chase, and

every one has become abundantly splashed, from top to toe. The congers,

or “glatts,” captured on these occasions scale, as a rule, about four or

five pounds, but occasionally run to twenty pounds.

Over the meadows by church-path from Kilve to East Quantoxhead, is a

pleasant stroll, bringing you into the village by the old watermill and

the village pond. Not, mark you, an ordinary village pond with muddy

margin and half-submerged old superannuated pails and the like discarded

objects long past use, but a crystal-clear lakelet, with stone and turf

parapet, well-stocked with trout—and the fishing preserved too, members

of that branch of the Luttrell family living in the adjoining

manor-house coming down occasionally to cast a fly. This is not angling

in such public circumstances as might be supposed, for the village is

very small and retired, and few strangers find their way hither. Indeed,

things here are so little conventional that you enter the churchyard

through a farmyard.

Church and manor-house stand side by side, both built of the local

blue-grey limestone. In the chancel of the little aisleless church,

stands a Luttrell altar-tomb of alabaster, inscribed to Hugh Luttrell,

1522, and his son, Andrew, 1538, with shields displaying their arms and

those of the Wyndhams and other families with whom they have

intermarried.

[Illustration: ST. AUDRIES.]

The large, square-shaped manor-house adjoining is the ancient home of

the Luttrells, who were seated here at East Quantoxhead long centuries

before they acquired the greater estates of Dunster and Minehead; being

descended on the distaff side from that Ralph Paganel who held this and

other manors from William the Conqueror.

The tall, ugly masonry retaining-wall that fringes the hollow road for a

long distance as you come uphill from East to West Quantoxhead, is that

of St. Audries, the park of Sir Alexander Acland Hood. Where this ends,

on the hilltop, the lovely park, sloping down to the seashore, is

disclosed, like a dream of beauty. West Quantoxhead and St. Audries are

convertible terms, the parish church being dedicated to St. Etheldreda,

popularly known in mediæval times as “St. Audrey.” The mansion in the

park, the rectory, the post-office, and a few scattered cottages

constitute all the village. The church itself is modern, having been

built by Sir Peregrine Acland Hood in 1857. It is far better,

architecturally, than the mere date of it would suggest; doubtless

because the architect relied more upon the traditional local style than

on his own initiative. Although having stood for over half a century,

the church looks astonishingly new. The mansion itself, a happy

combination of stateliness and domestic comfort, and built of red brick

and stone, is glimpsed romantically between the fine clumps of trees

with which the park is studded; and in a cleft you note the blue sea—for

the Severn Sea is not so muddy and so dun-coloured under sunny

conditions as some would have us suppose. Down on the beach, where a

waterfall plunges boldly over the cliffs of curiously stratified rock,

the Somerset coast proves itself again to be more picturesque than it is

generally allowed to be. The Devon and Somerset staghounds sometimes

meet on the lawn, in front of St. Audries House, as the Quantock pack

were used to do.

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