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But these peculiar tribulations rankled neither severally nor even in

their sum more distressfully than did the trouble at the studio, where

daily the tension of ill-feeling between actress and director grew more

taut, as Lucinda's earlier misgivings ripened into articulate

dissatisfaction with Nolan's methods and their fruits, and as that

sensitive artistic soul reacted deplorably, in terms of begrudged

civility at best, and at other times of stubborn Celtic oppugnancy.

Dilatory tactics in directing had become too fast a habit with Nolan to

be broken at will, and had forced him to forego his chance at that

attractive job in the East. For which, of course, he would never forgive

Lucinda. And he was otherwise so fed up with the feeling that he was

unappreciated, that he had taken to fuming nastily over every set-back

which put off the final "take" by so much as an hour, and indeed was

more than once only restrained from "walking off the lot and leaving the

picture flat" by the consideration that he had as yet been able to

wheedle out of Lontaine a mere niggardly half of his contract fee in

advance.

Aware of what was in the air, the supporting players held their

collective breath against that explosion which all felt was due at any

moment to hoist them into the same element and leave them there, belike,

in indefinite suspense. Individually they went with a nice if naive

diplomacy in all their dealings with Miss Lee and Mr. Nolan

individually; for who could foresay whose hands would hold the symbols

of power when the dust had settled? But the sympathies of the producing

staffs, to a man, Lucinda was sensible, were with Nolan; and though

this nettled her at times, she consoled herself with the reflection that

it was after all only natural, since the best directors, that is to say

those with the most artful and resourceful press-agents, hand-pick their

lieutenants as a general custom and carry them along as they lightly

flit from berth to berth. And she derived a little comfort from the

belief that the cameraman was on her side.

Cameramen, being highly trained specialists in an exacting art, are more

often than not men of independent minds, iconoclastic in their attitude

toward the directors with whom they work. Iturbide was of this tribe. He

knew his trade, not Nolan or any other could instruct him in it. If he

reckoned the light not right for any take, that scene would wait though

Nolan raved and the heavens quaked. In the choice of the right angle for

any shot his judgment was final, even Nolan learned in time not to

dispute it. And he accomplished his will with a singular economy of

words and emotion, the more remarkable in view of the mercurial temper

with which tradition accredits the race from whom he sprang. He was

Mexican, a tall and rangey body, with eyes as beautiful as a woman's,

and much to the silken courtesy of the Spanish whose blood he shared.

"No, Mr. Nolan," he would announce in a strongly accented and resonant

voice, shaking his head sorrowfully after setting up his camera and

assaying the light by peering through a strip of negative film exposed

behind the lens--"no, I no take--light no good. Tomorrow we take, maybe

light better then." And while Nolan, who as like as not had voluptuously

kept a regiment of extra people waiting all day to work in this the last

hour of the afternoon--while Nolan spluttered and swore and offered to

go down on his knees if prayers would move Iturbide to change his mind,

the cameraman would be placidly superintending the demounting of his

camera, and pocketing the darling lens whose care he never would trust

to hands other than his own. And that scene would not be taken until

the next day--not then, if the light were not exactly to Iturbide's

liking. Which was one among a number of reasons why his photography was

credited with having saved many a picture otherwise without virtue.

Scrupulous always to avoid giving unprovoked offense, in the series of

skirmishes which made the final two weeks of Nolan's engagement

memorable, Iturbide played the part of benevolent neutral; but if

Lucinda were not mistaken in her reading of his eyes, the best of his

benevolence was reserved for her.

Historically--and setting aside minor clashes of opinion as mere affairs

of outposts--the private war progressed to its conclusion in three

stages, which for convenience may be named the Battle of the Supper Club

Set, the Affair of the Comedy Feet, and the Last Stand in the

Living-Room Doorway.

In the novel from which the picture in production took its name and

little else, most of the plot development was worked out in a

fashionable supper club, where Lucinda in the character of a

professional dancer, figured nightly as what for some reason New York

that stays up nights knows by the name of "hostess." The rooms of the

club as described bore close resemblance to the premises for years

tenanted by the Club de Vingt in East Fifty-eighth street, to whose

general plan, however, fanciful embellishments had been added in an

effort to make it a frame worthy of the dancer's charms.

Over the lay-out, or scheme, for this set, Lucinda had spent many hours

and much thought--before Nolan found time to give the production any

attention whatever--in consultation with Harry Lontaine and Mr. Coakley,

the talented young man who served the Zinn Studios in the capacity of

general technical director: an office which as organized by the

motion-picture trade, comprehends those--among others--of architect,

landscape-gardener, scene, house, sign and artist-painter, interior

decorator, and amateur of the art of every era, from the Eolithic to

that of East Aurora. And in the end Lucinda had turned to her work

before the camera well-satisfied that Mr. Coakley knew what to do and

how to do it, and would assemble an excellently suitable room if left to

exercise his own good taste and ingenuity.

The most pretentious bit of building required by the production, the

supper club was the last to be erected, and wasn't ready till the

beginning of the fourth week of Nolan's reign; as Lucinda learned it

was, one evening, when the assistant-director circulated a call for the

entire company to work on it the next day.

Accordingly, Lucinda and Fanny strolled over to the main stage, where,

behind a flimsy fence of sides--frames of wood and paint-smeared canvas

held up by struts--the precincts of the supper-club basked in the

cynical glare of Cooper-Hewitts overhead.

Inside the barricade, Lucinda halted with a cry of shocked remonstrance.

In the middle of the floor, upon which she was to give the solo dance

which she had been weeks rehearsing under a veteran professional, Nolan

stood vivaciously lining out tomorrow's proposed campaign for the

benefit of a group composed of his first assistant, Mr. Wells, Iturbide

and the second cameraman, and Mr. Coakley.

There was nothing else to break the full force of the blow which fate

had prepared for Lucinda's expectations.

Of the gay, exquisite scheme upon which she and Coakley had agreed,

guided by the novel, there wasn't a sign. The main masses of woodwork

were here all a dull, blank black. The panels, which were to have framed

baskets of fruit and garlands of flowers, in low poly-chrome

relief-work, had yielded place to paintings in the style of French

posters, of women in antic postures and clothed only enough to accent

their nakedness. The little tables that lined the walls were dressed

with cloths checquered staringly in red and white. The imbecile geometry

of the Cubists had patterned all the draperies and upholstery materials

in weird juxtapositions of colour apparently intended to give away the

grisly cosmic secret that there was something rotten in the solar

spectrum. And at the far end of the room there was.... Lucinda looked

twice to make sure her eyes did not deceive her. But, no; there it was:

a bar, a veritable zinc of the common Parisian cabaret.

And while she gaped aghast, hysterically torn by a desire to scream with

lunatic laughter and an impulse to weep and dance with rage, Nolan spied

her and, deserting his audience, tripped briskly over, beaming happily.

"Well, Miss Lee! how about it, eh? A little slice off the top of the

real Bohemia, I'll tell the world. And wait till you see how she

screens. O bay-bee! but this glad young set's gonna photograph like a

million dollars."

Lucinda choked down the anger with which her lips were tremulous. For an

instant she stared hopelessly at Nolan, comprehending that this vile

parody of the design she had approved was due wholly to his arbitrary

action in contradicting the plans without reference to her wishes. And

she could have cried with disappointment and vexation. As a matter of

simple fact, her eyes did fill in that bitter moment when she was made

poignantly aware of how high her hopes had been and how heartlessly

frustrated, and how helpless she was to express a tithe of her

indignation without jeopardizing the good of the picture.

If she spoke her mind it were inconceivable that Nolan should consent to

continue as director. And grave and well-grounded as was her

dissatisfaction with him, Lucinda was not yet ready to believe it would

benefit the picture to have it finished by another intelligence than

that under whose guidance it had been so ill-begun.

And it is by this that the potential artistic stature of Linda Lee is to

be reckoned, that in this the young beginning of her career she had

already learned, what many who walk with the great ones of the screen

have never learned and are incapable of learning, to think of her work

before herself, to esteem her role as something less than the story

which gave it excuse for being, to hold the welfare of the picture as a

picture more important than her own.

While still she faltered, fearing to speak her mind, Coakley came up

with the others. To him she turned reproachfully.

"Oh, Mr. Coakley! _why_ did you do this?"

Before Coakley could reply Nolan cut in irritably: "Do what? What's the

matter now?"

"I'm asking Mr. Coakley why he didn't carry out the design we agreed on

for the supper club."

Coakley grinned and scratched an ear. "Mr. Nolan's ideas, Miss Lee," he

drawled uncomfortably.

"Mr. Nolan ordered this change?"

Nolan brusquely interposed: "Of course, I did. What's wrong with the

set?"

"And you didn't consult me, Mr. Coakley?"

"I supposed you knew, Miss Lee."

"Say, listen here!" Nolan snapped--"what's the grand idea? I said I was

responsible for this set, didn't I? I gave Coakley's lay-out the

once-over, saw it wouldn't do, and told him what I wanted. And why

wouldn't I? Look't what we got. Not much like that glorified tea-room

you were satisfied with, is it?"

"No, Mr. Nolan--not much. I grant you that."

"Well, then, what's the big objection?"

"Simply that the set is out of harmony with the rest of the picture----"

"Out of harmony! Why, it's going to _make_ the picture! You ask Harry

Iturbide here. He'll tell you, when that set's flashed on the screen

it's going to knock your eye out."

"I'm sure he will," Lucinda agreed, smiling at the cameraman.

"Well, Harry?" Nolan insisted--"what about it? Who's got the rights of

this argument?"

"Miss Lee," the cameraman said, sententious.

"Miss Lee has! Say: how do you make that out?"

"You don't want to make your background too prominent, Mr. Nolan,"

Iturbide explained patiently. "This set is going to stick out in front

of the actors. You won't be able to see what they're doing against a

checker-board like that."

"Ah, you give me a pain!" Nolan retorted crushingly. "That background's

all right--going to photograph like a million dollars, I tell you."

"But, Mr. Nolan," Lucinda resumed with more confidence: "don't you see

that the set is completely out of key with the atmosphere of the story?

It isn't in the least like the supper club the author described."

"Bet your sweet life it isn't! Look here: I read that story, and I know

all about it, and I can show you where the author was all wrong with his

idea of the kind of a joint _Nelly_ was running----"

"It wasn't what you call a 'joint,' to begin with, Mr. Nolan."

"That's just the very point I'm trying to make. If it isn't a joint

you're dancing in, where's _Richards_ get off with his kicking about you

not being good enough to marry his son? It's got to be a joint, or there

won't be any sense in the way he fusses when he finds out you and _Dick_

are stepping out together. If that place in the book wasn't a joint, I'm

a kike!" Nolan paused in triumph to let his argument sink in. "Now"--he

brandished a hand at the set--"this _is_ a joint, and a regular one, if

you want to know. Some class to this. I doped it all out myself. Take

those tablecloths, now: that's the identical kind they were using in

Montmartre last time I was in New York. And those panels on the walls--I

got the idea for them from Reisenweber's Paradise Room, only these are

sportier. And that black woodwork and all.... Why, we've taken the best

points of all the classiest joints in New York and lumped them into one

set, and improved on them at that. Now when this poor fish of a

_Richards_ sees his son dancing with you in a joint like this, he'll

have some excuse for claiming you ain't all you might be."

"The trouble is," Lucinda replied gravely--"I mean, from your viewpoint

the trouble will be--_Richards_ will never see _Dick_ dancing with me in

this set."

"What's the reason he won't?"

Lucinda smiled slightly, shook her head slightly, slightly shrugged. In

the course of Nolan's harangue it had been revealed to her that no

greater calamity could possibly be visited upon the picture than to

permit its essential colour of good taste to be vitiated by the

introduction of this purely atrocious set. It would be like asking the

public to believe that people accustomed to sup and dance in the Crystal

Room at the Ritz had transferred their favour to the roughest cabaret in

the purlieus of Longacre Square.

"What's the reason he won't?" Nolan repeated, raising his voice angrily.

"Because I won't work on this set, Mr. Nolan--until it is restored to

the design I approved."

"But--my Gawd!--you can't do that, Miss Lee--you can't hold up this

production like that. Why, it'll take weeks----"

"How long will it take, please, Mr. Coakley?"

"Well, I don't know, Miss Lee--I might be able to rush it through for

you in a week or ten days."

"There!" Nolan obtruded an excited smirk and weaving hands between

Lucinda and the technical director. "You hear what Coakley says. Ten

days! You can't hold up this production ten days, Miss Lee."

"I can," Lucinda corrected coldly, "and will, no matter how long it

takes to make this set resemble a place self-respecting people would

patronize."

"But--listen here!--you can't go to work and upset all my plans at the

last moment, like this. Company called for half-past eight--fifty extra

people hired for four days' work--orchestra from the Alexandria and

all--the best caterer in Los Angeles engaged to serve the eats--! You

can't throw me down like this----"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Nolan. You should have consulted me before ordering such

changes on your own responsibility----"

"Look here: am I directing this picture, or ain't I?"

"I'll answer that question when you answer mine: Am I paying for this

production or are you? And if I am, are you the only one whose wishes

are to be considered?"

"Listen, now, Miss Lee." Nolan made a frantic effort to be calm and

urbane. He swallowed hard. "Listen: I don't want to have any trouble

with you, but you're making it all-fired hard for me. I've been in this

business ever since there was a studio in Hollywood, I've directed

hundreds of productions, hundreds of 'em, I ought to know my

business----"

"It was on that assumption precisely that you were hired," Lucinda

reminded him sweetly.

"But ever since I been working with you, I've felt--you've made me

feel--damn it! you've been watching me and thinking sarcastic things

about the way I do----"

"Did you never before suspect you were psychic, Mr. Nolan?"

"And now you openly criticize my judgment about this set and say you

won't work on it----"

"You understand me exactly," Lucinda assented.

"You mean that?"

She nodded.

"Well, that--settles--it!" Nolan flung both hands above his head and

waggled them insanely. "That _settles_ it! I'm through--I'm

finished--done! I'm out! I quit!"

He hesitated a single instant, searching Lucinda's face to see it blench

at this awful threat; and in disappointment whirled on a heel and barged

out of the set so blindly that he blundered into one of the frames and

knocked it flat.

Lucinda nodded quietly to the technical man.

"Please make the changes as soon as you can, Mr. Coakley. It's all

right: don't apologize any more. I quite understand it wasn't your

fault."

The president of Linda Lee Inc. wasn't in his office, neither was his

car in the parking yard; but Nolan evidently knew where to find him, for

Lucinda had not been twenty minutes in her rooms at the Hollywood when

Lontaine's knuckles rattled on the door. His agitation, when she

admitted him, was intense, almost pitiable. One gathered that he

considered a tiff between star and director a catastrophe second only to

national censorship of pictures. He stammered painfully over his account

of Nolan's ultimatum, which had been accompanied by a demand for the

balance of his pay in full and at once.

"I presume you haven't heard from your lawyer yet, Linda ..."

"He hasn't had time to get my letter."

"I don't suppose--you couldn't wire him now? It would give us a

frightful black eye if Nolan were able to say we couldn't pay him."

"But he's had twelve thousand or so already. Why should he get the

balance of his fee if he refuses to earn it?"

"But he claims you as good as fired him----"

"No doubt he would." Lucinda corrected to the last letter that

misstatement of fact.... "So you see, the truth is, Mr. Nolan fired

himself in a pet because I refused to let him ruin the supper club

sequences. Now if he wants the rest of his twenty-five thousand, he'll

have to hire himself on again."

And eventually despairing of a change of heart in Lucinda, Lontaine took

himself off to test his powers of moral or other suasion on Nolan; and

at intervals during the evening called up to report progress, or rather

that absence of progress which rewarded his best endeavours. Hope died

hard in him, however; and some time after midnight the telephone routed

Lucinda out of her bed to receive a somewhat disconnected communique to

the effect that Lontaine's cunning as a diplomat had at length wrung

from Nolan a promise to return to work the next day.

Strains of jazz which filtered over the wire, a singing background for

the muzzy accents which retailed this glorious news, led Lucinda to

infer that Lontaine was calling from Santa Monica, and to suspect that

Nolan's capitulation had been to some extent at least due to the

humanizing, at times, influences of the stuff the genial bootlegger

vends; but perhaps no more than to the intoxicating kindness of Fanny's

eyes....

To her taste the Affair of the Comedy Feet was something more farcical,

though Nolan did take it in a depressing spirit of deadly seriousness.

In fact, one of the heaviest handicaps under which this young man

laboured in his progress through life was a tendency to take frivolous

matters, including himself, a shade over-seriously; a fault he shared

with so many of his fellows of the studios that Zinn one day was moved

to comment on its cause, not without psychological insight.

"One of the big troubles with the fillum business," he observed sagely,

"is the way it's made a lot of people rich what wasn't never meant to be

that way. And take it from me, pictures ain't never going to be right,

really, until most of that bunch gets out of the business or gets over

their surprise.

"Independence," he mused, "is one of the dangerousest weapons a person

can put in the hands of an ignorant guy."

Next to himself and his amours, the thing Barry Nolan took most

seriously was Comedy, so much so that he clothed the word with the

capital even in his private meditations, and devoted a good part of his

professional life to perspiring efforts to interject Comedy into the

pictures he directed, especially those in whose composition Comedy, as

he conceived it, had no business to find place.

Thus with the picture upon which his genius was at present engaged. Over

the unfolding of its story the Comic Spirit did indeed preside, but

manifested only in the rustle of its satiric wings, in a whisper of wit

ever and anon animating the speech of its creatures; never in the

head-on collision of two actors trying to pass through one doorway in

opposite directions, never in the capers of a cross-eyed comedian dogged

to his undoing by a pack of wild pies. So that Nolan felt it devolved

upon him to save the picture by distorting situations integral in its

plot and by devising others for interpolation, to the end that Comedy,

the Comedy of the cinema, of physical mishaps and deformities, might mow

and bow upon the screen its bid for guffaws.

If the results he gained were often lamentable, Lucinda ceased to offer

comment when her first diffident strictures had been ungraciously

overruled. It would be time enough to fight for a decision, she

reflected, when the picture was ultimately cut to length and assembled;

in which process much of this deplorable stuff would be sure to go by

the board, for very lack of space.

Piqued to find her so unresponsive, Nolan issued secret orders that his

most ambitious comic flights were not to be shown Lucinda with the other

rushes, and confined further efforts in the vein to scenes in which she

took no part.

And it was thus that the Comedy Feet crept up on her unawares.

Some time subsequent to the Battle of the Supper Club Set, when his

equanimity seemed to have been completely restored, Nolan acquainted

Lucinda with the details of an utterly unique method of screen

introduction which he had invented, all out of his own head, with a view

to lending distinction to her debut.

By this device the public was first to make her acquaintance through the

medium of a close-up framing two pair of dancing feet, _Nelly's_ (that

is to say, Lucinda's) and her professional partner's. Then, as these

rested, the partner's feet were to be eliminated, and the close-up,

after lingering one fond, reluctant moment on Lucinda's ankles, was to

travel up her person until it hovered upon her head and shoulders.

If not strikingly novel, the business seemed simple and innocuous enough

to Lucinda, and she posed for it according to instructions and without

misgiving.

But when, the next day, she sat with Nolan in the projection-room,

reviewing the rushes, this is what the screen revealed to her astounded

eyes:

She saw first a stripling fashionable, an admirer of hers in the story,

stroll down a section of sidewalk in the Los Angeles shopping district

(which Nolan asserted was "Fifth Avenue to a T") enter a florist's shop,

select roses, and scribble a card to accompany them, while the florist

summoned an errand boy, a repulsive white slug of a child, eight or nine

years of age, heavy with unwholesome fat and wearing an habitual look of

hopeless vacuity, whom Lucinda had several times noticed, not without

wonder, as he loitered drearily about the stage.

As she now saw him, the boy had been heartlessly shoe-horned into the

brass-bound livery of a page, and wore upon his feet a brace of leathern

wrecks which even the broad charity of a Charlie Chaplin would have

hesitated to call shoes.

Waiting for the card to be written, this bleached sausage of a child

restlessly shuffled his tragic feet, and again and again wiped them on

each other. To make sure that nothing of the fine Comedy of the business

would be overlooked, the feet were isolated in an heroic close-up.

She saw the boy take the box of roses and leave the shop to deliver

them. As he emerged to the street the fiendish camera pounced upon his

feet and again held them up to derision in a close-up wherein they

resembled more than anything else abnormal vegetable growths uncannily

animate. Nor was this enough. With the savage elemental humour of a

Yahoo the camera hounded those fungoid feet as they clumped and dragged

and faltered along the sidewalk, their monstrosity painfully stressed by

contrast with the trim legs and dainty feet of feminine passers-by, the

decently shod feet of men.

When unstinted quantities of film had been squandered in this delectable

pursuit, the Comedy Feet were shown performing a side-splitting stumble

over the threshold to the supper club establishment.

The close-up of Lucinda's feet with her dancing partner's was then

disclosed; and the camera shifted its intimate attentions to another

pair of feet disgracefully clad, which were discovered in the act of

pressing the pedals of a piano and appeared to belong to a low comedy

stage mother whom Nolan had foisted upon Lucinda in his version of the

continuity. These last the camera followed as they left the piano and

shuffled across the floor to meet the feet of the errand-boy, then as

they crossed to halt near the feet of Lucinda.

Followed the ascent of the close-up to frame on Lucinda's face as she

smiled down at her armful of roses.

The film ran out then, darkness fell, the ceiling light came on, and

Nolan, who had the chair immediately in front of Lucinda's, twisted

round with a bright, expectant grin to study her face for the glow of

glad appreciation which he felt his ingenuity had earned.

She managed a wan little smile for him, but her eyes held still a look

of bewilderment too deep to be readily erased, too despairing to be

misread. Nolan flushed, but wasn't ready to admit defeat.

"I'll tell the world," he declared defiantly, "the screen never seen an

introduction like that before!"

Anxious to avoid a repetition of their former squabble, Lucinda sought

vainly for some equivocal phrase that would content the man's

stupendous vanity. But, inconceivably inane as it sounds, the business

of the Comedy Feet has been here set forth without the faintest colour

of exaggeration; and her wits were numb from the impact of its wanton

stupidity.

"Well!" Nolan sneered in an effort to reassert his authority--"I can see

it didn't make a whale of a hit with you, Miss Lee, but believe me, the

audiences will eat that stuff up, simply eat it up!"

"Don't you think," Lucinda ventured--"perhaps it's a little long, Mr.

Nolan?"

"Oh, maybe a little trimming here and there won't do any harm. But it

can't come down a whole lot without hurting the Comedy effect."

"But--I don't like to seem hypercritical--but that's what's troubling

me. You see, it doesn't seem terribly amusing to me."

Nolan's eyes snapped, but as yet he had his temper under fair control.

"I'd like to know why not," he replied with more civility than the bare

words as quoted can convey.

"If you'll be patient with me, I'll try to explain. It seems to me in a

story of this sort, about real people struggling with real emotions,

whatever comedy is introduced ought to be in character or consistent

with the general tone of the picture."

"Well?" Nolan drawled wearily.

"Well--assuming there's really something funny about that child's

pitiful feet--it's utterly at odds with probability to place him,

dressed as he is, in the shop of a Fifth avenue florist. No such

establishment would dream of employing such a caricature of an errand

boy.... Don't you see?"

"No," Nolan replied with an offensive echo of her inflection--"no, I

don't _see_. It's Comedy, audiences are always howling for Comedy, and

if anything on God's green earth can save this rotten picture it'll be

the Comedy I'm sticking into it."

"Then I'm afraid it's hopeless."

"But I'll tell you what I do see." Nolan leaned over the back of his

chair and grinned mirthlessly into Lucinda's face. "I see what I've seen

all along, and that is there's no pleasing you, Miss Lee! Ever since I

started on this picture you've had the old harpoon out for everything I

did, and this, what you're saying today about this introduction I

invented for you, is all of a piece with the way you've been acting all

along."

"But, please, Mr. Nolan!"--Lucinda was trying her best to be

temperate--"surely this isn't a reasonable attitude to take, surely you

can make allowances for honest difference of opinion."

"Ah, it ain't your fault!" Nolan jerked angrily out of his chair and

turned to the door, but delayed long enough to deliver a valedictory:

"And I'm a sap to let anybody that knows as little about pictures get my

goat like you do. Have it your own way--chuck the whole sequence out, if

you don't like this introduction I framed special for you. It's your

picture, I should worry what the piece of junk looks like when you're

through with it. But I tell you one thing: If that introduction don't

stand, my name can't go on the picture as its director. And that's flat,

my lady!"

And before Lucinda could take advantage of this wide invitation to a

withering retort, the door slammed on Nolan's impassioned exit.

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