CHAPTER XIII.

COLLEY CIBBER.

In the year 1671, the coffee-house politicians, the fine gentlemen,

the scholars, and the gossips generally, were in no lack of

themes for discussion. In Bow Street, the quidnuncs congratulated

themselves, from April to December, at the resolution of the Commons,

whose members had rebuked the Lords for daring to alter an impost

laid on sugar, to the effect that in all aids given to the King by

the Commons, the tax levied might be agreed to, but it could not

be altered by the Lords. Knots of shabby-looking clergymen were

constantly to be seen in Mr. Brent, the mercer's, shop, discussing

the arrangements just made for the sustenance of London incumbents,

burnt out by the Great Fire. Upstairs, in the long-room over Mr.

Brent's shop, the "wits' room" at Wills', the company never wearied

of hearing Major Mohun, the actor, speak of Lord Fairfax who was

just dead. There was much gossip, too, both there and about town,

touching my Lord Manchester, lately deceased, the parliamentary

general who had helped to restore monarchy. If he was the servant of

two masters, some persons thought he had been sufficiently punished

by being the husband of five wives. The critics were more genially

engaged in canvassing the merits of Casaubon, the learned prebendary

of Canterbury, who had recently laid aside his critical acumen with

his mortal coil. The artists were canvassing the merits of a monument

which was that year beginning to rear its head on Fish Street Hill.

The architect was Sir Christopher Wren. A foreign sculptor from

Holstein was, at that moment, preparing designs for the _basso

relievo_ now on the pedestal. This sculptor lived in Southampton

Street, Bloomsbury, where, on the 6th of November 1671, while

arranging the completion of his figures, his lady upstairs,--she

was of a cavalier family, and had the blood of William of Wyckham

in her veins,--presented him with a living figure, the counterfeit

presentment of its father. The child thus born, as it were, with the

London Monument, was named Colley Cibber.

How Colley fared at school, stood his own ground, and was envied

by the dunces he beat, in a double sense,--how he was determined to

succeed in life, and _did_ succeed, and was therefore denounced, as

an ass or a knave, by those who failed, or who hated him for his

success, or who feared the sarcasms which he himself delivered,

without fear,--is known to us all.

The success of Colley Cibber, throughout life, may be ascribed

to three circumstances; the acuteness with which he detected

opportunity, the electric rapidity with which he seized it, and the

marvellous unerring tact by which he turned it to profit. By this

he was distinguished, despite some easy negligence and luxurious

idleness, from his earliest days; and from his first to his last

consequent triumph, he paid for each in the malevolence of those who

envied him his victories and denied his merit.

When a lad at Grantham Free School, he alone accepted the magisterial

proposal to compose a funeral oration, in honour of the dead king,

Charles II. He gained such glory by his achievement that his fellows

sent him to Coventry. For succeeding better than any of them in

writing an ode in honour of the new King, an ode which he modestly

owns to have been as execrable as anything he composed half a century

later, when poet-laureate, they ostracised the bard whom they could

not equal in song. Colley was satisfied with his glory, and treated

his young adversaries with all the mingled good-nature and audacity

with which he subsequently treated his better armed enemy, Mr. Pope.

When he "met the Revolution," in 1688, at Nottingham, failing

to obtain military employment, he gladly availed himself of an

opportunity to wait behind Lady Churchill's chair, as she sat at

table with the Princess Anne. Half a hundred years later he refers

to the friend he acquired by thus performing lacquey to her; and he

happily caps a climax of glorious compliment to the then Duchess of

Marlborough, by flatteringly alluding to something that pleasantly

distinguished her above all the women of her time,--a distinction

which she received not from earthly sovereigns, but "from the Author

of Nature;" that of being "_a great grandmother without grey hairs_."

He failed, indeed, in obtaining a commission, as he did in an attempt

to enter the Church; but for those failures Cibber was, in no wise,

responsible. Had he grasped a pair of colours we should have heard of

him, honourably, in Flanders. Had he received ordination, he would at

least have as well known how to push his way as the reverend Philip

Bisse, who kissed the Countess of Plymouth in the dark, affecting to

take her for a maid of honour, and who thereby gained that lively

widow for a wife, and through her the bishoprics, successively, of

St. Davids and Hereford.

Colley being alike debarred from ascending the pulpit, or leading

to the imminently deadly breach, turned to the sock and buskin,

alternately donning the one or the other, for nothing; but watching

his opportunity, and never failing to take advantage of it. He

gladly, after a term of hungry probation, accepted the little part

of the Chaplain, in the "Orphan;" and when the old comedian Goodman

swore there was the stuff for the making of a good actor in the

young fellow, the tears came into Cibber's eyes; but they were tears

of joy, for he recognised that his good time had commenced, and he

watched opportunity more indefatigably than ever.

Meanwhile he was happy on ten, and fifteen shillings a week, with

food, and raiment, and lodging, under his father's roof, and an

ardent desire that he might one day play lover to Mrs. Bracegirdle.

When the ambitious young fellow had induced his sire to allow him

£20 a year, in addition to the £1 a week which he then gained on the

stage, Colley made love to a young lady off the stage, and married

at the age of twenty-two. He and his wife were as happy as any young

couple that ever took a leap in the dark. This is his own testimony;

but beyond that darkness he looked eagerly, watching still for

opportunity. It came when Congreve's "Double Dealer" was to be played

before Queen Mary. Kynaston had fallen suddenly ill, and who could

learn and play the part of Lord Touchwood in a few hours? Congreve

looks at Cibber, and the young actor looks confidently at Congreve.

He undertakes the task, fired by the thought of promotion, and of

performing before a crowned head. His success was perfect. Congreve

was delighted, and the salary of the ecstatic comedian was raised

some few shillings a week. His young wife danced round him for joy

at this glimpse of Golconda. The company of actors began to dislike

him, after the fashion of his Grantham schoolfellows.

Little recked Colley Cibber what men thought of him, provided only

the thought helped him towards fortune. At a pinch, he supplied

a new prologue, for the opening of a season at Drury Lane, the

prosperity of which was menaced by an opposition from the new

theatre in Lincoln's Inn Fields. The poet begged hard that he might

have the speaking of his own piece, but he was not accounted actor

good enough for that, and thus he lost, not by error of his own, a

particular opportunity. But the master slipped a couple of guineas

into his hand, and declared that he, Colley, "was a very ingenious

young man." Cibber was consoled; he had, at all events, profited by

the opportunity, of making way with his "Master." To be sure, said

Colley, "he knows no difference between Dryden and Durfey;" but that

also made no difference to Colley.

Some weeks subsequently the "Old Batchelor" was suddenly substituted

for the previously announced tragedy of "Hamlet." When all the parts

had been distributed to the principal actors, Cibber, ever vigilant

and ever ready, quietly remarked that they had forgotten one of the

most telling parts in the whole play, Fondlewife. It was Dogget's

great part. In it he was unapproachable. He was not a member of the

company. Who could or would dare to face a public whose sides were

still shaking with laughter at Dogget's irresistible performance

of this character? No one knew the part; midday was at hand; the

curtain must go up by four; the play could _not_ be changed. What

_was_ to be done? Colley, of course, offered himself to do it, and

his offer was treated with contempt;[77] but the managers were

compelled to accept it. Here was a golden chance which had golden

results for Cibber. He played the part at night, in dress, feature,

voice, and action, so like to the incomparable Dogget himself, that

the house was in an uproar of delight and perplexity,--delight at

beholding their favourite, and perplexity as to how it could possibly

be he. For there sat Dogget himself, in the very centre of a forward

row in the pit; a stimulant rather than a stumbling-block to Cibber;

and the astonished witness of the newly-acquired glory of this young

actor, who always seemed ready to undertake anything, and who was

always sure of accomplishing whatever he undertook. "It would be too

rank an affectation," he writes, "if I should not confess that to

see him there, a witness of my reception, was to me as consummate a

triumph as the heart of vanity could be indulged with."

Surely, this persevering fellow merited success; but still were his

playfellows like his schoolfellows. They envied and decried him. If

he solicited a part, he was put by, with the remark that _it was not

in his way_. He wisely replied that any part, naturally written,

should be in the way of every man who pretended to be an actor. The

managers thought otherwise, and left Colley--but not to despair. He

had just discerned another opportunity, and, _more suo_, he clutched

it, worked it to a noble end, and with it achieved a double and a

permanent triumph--triumph as author as well as actor.

For many years there had not been a comedy written but at the expense

of husbands. They were the dupes and dolts of the piece; were

betrayed and dishonoured; cudgelled and contented in their abject

debasement. Audiences had had something too much of this, and Cibber

was the first to perceive it. He himself was not yet sufficiently

enlightened to discover that the majority in all theatrical audiences

were gasping for a general purer air of refinement, and were growing

disgusted with the mire in which such writers as Ravenscroft, and

others with more wit than he, plunged and dragged them. Cibber, at

all events, made the first step out of this slough, by producing his

"Love's Last Shift." It was not readily accepted, but it forced its

way to that consummation, by the testimony borne to its merits by

competent judges. It was played in January 1695.[78] Its grossness

is scarcely inferior to that of comedies most offending in this way,

and which were produced both earlier and later. Nevertheless, it

marks an epoch. There was no comically outraged husband in it. The

style is still that of the old, free, coarse-comedy, in all the other

persons of the drama. The women lack heart and natural affection; the

men are unrefined and uncivil, and both converse too much after the

intolerable mode which was not yet to be driven from the sadly-abused

stage. Sentiment there is, indeed, after a sort; but when it is not

smart and epigrammatic, it is repulsively low and selfish. Amid the

intrigues of the piece, there stands glitteringly prominent the

first of the brilliant series of Cibber's fops, Sir Novelty Fashion.

This character he wrote for his own acting, and his success in it

established him as an actor of the first rank. The interest of the

audience in Sir Novelty does not centre in him as an unprincipled

rake (he is, however, sufficiently unscrupulous), as it is attracted

towards him as a "beau," a man of fashion, who professes to see

nothing tolerable in himself, solely in order to extort praise for

his magnificence from others. He is "ugly, by Gad!" he is a "sloven!"

If he wears hundreds of yards of trimming, it is to encourage the

poor ribband-weavers. If all the eminent tailors in town besiege his

house, it is to petition him for the pattern of his new coat. He is

the first man who was ever called "_beau_," which title he professes

to prefer to "right honourable," for the latter is inherited, while

the former is owing to his surprising mien and unexampled gallantry.

He does not make love to a lady; his court is paid by indicating to

her why she should love _him_. He judges of a man of sense by the

fashion of his peruke; and if he enters a lady's apartment in an

unpowdered periwig, she may rest assured that he has no designs on

her admiration. Sir Novelty is one of those fine gentlemen who go

to both theatres on the same evening; he sits with his back to the

stage, and is assured that he looks like a gentleman; for, is he not

endowed with a "fertile genius for dress?"

Southerne, who had read this play and liked it, was fearful of

Cibber's own part in it. "Young man," said he, "I pronounce thy play

a good one. I will answer for its success, if thou dost not spoil it

by thine own action!" When the play was over, Nell Gwyn's old friend,

Sackville, now Earl of Dorset, Lord Chamberlain, and the "best good

man with the worst-natured muse," declared that "Love's Last Shift"

was the best first play that any author, in his memory, had produced;

and that for a young fellow to show himself such an actor, and such

a writer, in one day, was something extraordinary. Colley, always

modest, but not through vanity, nicely alludes to Dorset's known

good-nature, and sets down the compliment not to his deserts, but

to Dorset's wish to "encourage a young beginner." Cibber himself

pronounced his comedy puerile and frothy.

It is due to Cibber to say that in this piece his own part of Sir

Novelty is never so prominent as to interfere unfairly with the other

personages. The piece itself, gross as it is, had a tendency towards

reforming the stage. Cibber's self-imposed mission in this direction

was consummated when he produced his "Careless Husband." This was

one of two works of Colley which Walpole pronounced to be worthy of

immortality. The other was the "Apology" for his life. The progress

towards purity, made between Cibber's first comedy and the last I

have named above, is nothing less than marvellous. In the "Careless

Husband" he produced a piece at which the most fastidious ladies of

_those_ times might sit, and listen to, unmasked. I say "listen,"

for the comedy is a merely conversational piece, sparkling with wit,

and with fewer lines to shock the purer sense than many an old play

which still retains a place upon the stage. The descriptions here

are as clever as the dialogue is spirited. If evil things come under

notice, they are treated as people of decency would treat them, often

gracefully, never alluringly. The incidents, told rather than acted,

are painted, if I may so speak, with the consummate skill, ease, and

distinctiveness of a most accomplished artist. The finest gentlemen

are less vicious here than they are temporarily foolish; and one

has not been long acquainted with Lady Easy before the discovery is

made that she is the first pure and sensible woman that has been

represented in a comedy since a world of time. There is good honest

love, human weaknesses, and noble triumphs over them, in this piece.

If Mr. Pope sneered at the author as a "dunce," which he was not, Mr.

Pope's neighbour, Horace Walpole, has registered him rightly as a

"gentleman," and traced his great success in describing gentlemen to

the circumstance of his constant and familiar intercourse with that

portion of "society."

In this piece, there is the most perfect of Cibber's beaux, written

for his own acting; and it is to be observed, that as time

progressed and fashion changed, so did he observe the progress, and

in his costume illustrate the change. Lord Foppington is a different

man from Sir Novelty Fashion; my lord _does_ make love to a lady.

With a respectful leer, he stares full in her face, draws up his

breath, and cries, "Gad, you're handsome!" He is married, too, and

has just sufficient regard for his wife to wish himself sun-burnt

if he does not prefer her to his estate. He talks French enough to

cite an _à la_ what d'ye call it; has Horace enough at his memory's

ends to show his breeding, by an apt quotation; and evidences

his gentlemanly feeling, albeit a _fine_-gentlemanly feeling,

on witnessing the happy union of the two wayward lovers,--Lord

Morelove and Lady Betty Modish,--by the very characteristic

exclamation:--"Stap my breath, if ever I was better pleased since my

first entrance into human nature!"

The example of comparative purity, set in this piece, was not

immediately followed; but for that, Cibber is not to blame. The

"Careless Husband" was produced in 1704, and nearly seventy years

elapsed before the period when Garrick positively refused to pollute

the boards of Drury Lane, by reproducing thereon, on Lord Mayors'

Days, one of the most filthy of the filthy plays of Ravenscroft.[79]

The critics of Cibber's time were unreasonable. Because he was

sometimes an adapter, they called him an adapter always; and the

reviewers, sick, sorry, nay maddened at his success, declared of his

most original comedy, that it was "not his own." But they never had

the wit to discover whence he had stolen it.

He took the adverse criticism with philosophy and good-humour,--as

he took most things. By the last, he once saved ten shillings a week

of his salary. Rich announced the intended reduction to him, with

the remark, that even then he would have as much as Goodman ever

had,--whose highest salary was forty shillings a week. "Aye!" said

Cibber, laughing, "and Goodman was forced to go on the highway, to

help him to live!" To save Colley from the same desperate course,

Rich made no reduction in his salary.

We obtain from Croker's _Boswell_, an instance of Cibber's care

in perfecting a piece, and his readiness in adapting passing

incidents to suit his purpose. Mrs. Brett, the divorced Countess

of Macclesfield, and long thought to be the mother of Savage, the

poet, was the second wife of that Colonel Brett, whose opinion as to

what would best please the town was eagerly sought after by authors

and actors. His first wife, a great leader of fashion, had taken

the handsome fellow from the hands of bailiffs, married him, and

ultimately left him a wealthy widower. For the taste and judgment

of the second Mrs. Brett, Cibber had the highest respect; and he

consulted her on every scene of the "Careless Husband," as he wrote

it. At some one of these consultations, he probably heard of the too

great civility of the Colonel to his wife's maid, both of whom Mrs.

Brett once found fast asleep in two chairs. The lady was satisfied

to leave token of her presence, by casting her lace handkerchief

over her husband's neck. Of the otherwise painful incident she never

took any notice; and let us hope that the Colonel profited by the

silent rebuke, as Sir Charles Easy did. However this may be, Cibber

incorporated the incident into his play, where it heightens the

interest of one of the most interesting scenes.

Cibber was essentially a comic actor. His Richard partook very much

of the manner of his Sir Novelty Fashion; and his "A horse! a horse!"

used to excite the hilarity of his audience. He avows, gracefully

enough, that his want of a strong and full voice soon cut short his

hopes of making any figure in tragedy. He adds, with some conceit,

and more affected modesty, "I have been many years since convinced,

that whatever opinion I might have of my own judgment or capacity to

amend the palpable errors that I saw our tragedians most in favour

to commit, yet the auditors who would have been sensible of such

amendments (could I have made them) were so very few, that my best

endeavour would have been but an unavailing labour, or what is yet

worse, might have appeared, both to our actors and to many auditors,

the vain mistake of my own self-conceit; for so strong, so very near

indispensable, is that one article of voice, in the forming of a good

tragedian, that an actor may want any other qualification whatsoever,

and yet will have a better chance for applause than he will ever

have, with all the skill in the world, if his voice is not equal to

it." Colley admirably explains this, by adding, ... "I say, for

_applause_ only; but applause does not always stay for, nor always

follow, intrinsic merit. Applause will frequently open, like a young

hound upon a wrong scent; and the majority of auditors, you know, are

generally composed of babblers, that are profuse of their voices,

before there is anything on foot that calls for them. Not but, I

grant, to lead, _or mislead, the many_, will always stand in some

rank of a necessary merit; yet, when I say a good tragedian, I mean

one, in opinion of whose real merit the best judges would agree."

Cibber is so perfect as a critic, he so thoroughly understands the

office and so intelligibly conveys his opinions, that it were well

if all gentlemen who may hereafter aspire to exercise the critical

art, were compelled to study his _Apology_ as medical students are

to become acquainted with their _Celsus_. No one should be admitted

to practise theatrical criticism who has not got by _heart_ Cibber's

descriptions of Betterton and Mrs. Oldfield; or who fail on their

being examined as to their proficiency in the _Canons of Colley_.

Then, if there be one circumstance more than another for which Cibber

merits our affectionate regard, it is for the kindly nature with

which he tempers justice, and the royal generosity which he displays

in attributing certain alleged excellences in his own acting, to his

careful study of the acting of others. If Cibber played Sparkish and

Sir Courtly Nice with applause, it was entirely owing, so he nobly

avows, to the ideas and impressions he had received from Mountfort's

acting of those characters. Although his Richard was full of defects,

yet he attracted the town by it. He assigns this attraction to the

fact of his attempting to reproduce the style and method of one of

the greatest of Richards,--Sandford.[80]

While praising others he is ever ready to disparage himself; and he

as heartily ridicules his insufficient voice, his meagre person,

and his pallid complexion, as any enemy might have done for him. He

exalts the spirit, ease, and readiness of Vanbrugh, and denounces

the puerility and frothy stage-language of his own earlier dramas,

accepting heartily Congreve's judgment on "Love's Last Shift," which

"had in it a great many things that were like wit, that in reality

were _not_ wit." He courageously pronounces the condemnation of

his "Love in a Riddle," to be the just judgment of an enlightened

audience. In the casting of a play, Colley was contented to take

any part left to him, after the other great men had picked, chosen,

rejected, and settled for themselves; and a couple of subordinate

characters in the "Pilgrim" were as readily undertaken by him and as

carefully acted as his Richard, Sir Francis, or Master Slender.

To his own alteration of Shakspeare's "Richard III.," he alludes

with some diffidence. There is no trace of self-complacency in his

remarks. Colley's adversaries, however, have denounced him for this

act as virulently as if he had committed a great social crime. But

whatever may be said as to our old friend's "mangling of Shakspeare,"

the piece which he so mangled has ever since kept the stage, and it

is Cibber's and not Shakspeare's "Richard" which is acted by many

of our chief players, who have the coolness, at the same time, to

protest that their reverence for Shakspeare's text is a pure homage

rendered to a divine inspiration.

There were actors of Cibber's days who disliked to play villains

like Richard, lest the audience should mistake the counterfeit for

the real character. But if people thought Cibber vicious because he

played a vicious fellow to the life, he took it as a compliment.

His voice was certainly too weak and piping for tragedy, but as

he philosophically remarks, "If the multitude were not in a roar,

to see me in Cardinal Wolsey, I could be sure of them in Alderman

Fondlewife. If they hated me in Iago, in Sir Fopling they took me for

a fine gentleman. If they were silent at Syphax, no Italian Eunuch

was more applauded than I when I sung in Sir Courtly. If the morals

of Æsop were too grave for them, Justice Shallow was as simple and as

merry an old rake as the wisest of our young ones could wish me."

Cibber had a fine perception of the good and the true. That the

"Beggar's Opera" should beat "Cato" by a run of forty nights does

not induce him to believe that any man would be less willing to

be accounted the author of the tragedy than of the opera, the

writer of which, he says with some humour, "I knew to be an honest,

good-natured man, and who, when he had descended to write more like

one in the cause of virtue, had been as unfortunate as others of that

class."

Colley had quite as just a perception of the different value of

fair and unfair criticism. Of theatrical criticism, in the proper

sense of the word, there was, in those days, none. But this lack

of effective criticism was not caused by incapacity for the task

on the part of writers; as may be seen in the admirable critical

sketches in Cibber's "Life." Indeed, the capability existed from a

remote period,--a fact acknowledged by those who have read Sir Thomas

Overbury's finished summary of the character of an "Actor."

In place of criticism, however, there was a system of assault by

the means of unfounded reports. _Mist's Journal_ was foremost in

attacking Cibber and his colleagues, but "they hardly ever hit upon

what was _really_ wrong in us," says Colley, who took these would-be

damaging paragraphs, founded upon hearsay, with perfect indifference.

Wilks and Booth were much more sensitive, and preferred that public

answer should be made; but Cibber, secure, perhaps too secure, he

says, in his contempt for such writers, would not consent to this.

"I know of but one way to silence authors of that stamp," he says,

"which was, to grow insignificant and good for nothing, and then we

should hear no more of them. But while we continued in the prosperity

of pleasing others, and were not conscious of having deserved what

they said of us, why should we gratify the little spleen of our

enemies, by wincing to it, or give them fresh opportunities to dine

upon any reply they might make to our publicly taking notice of them?"

Cibber cared not for _Mist's Journal_ while such a man as Sheffield,

Duke of Buckingham, made a friend of him. To this Duke, a dull Earl

once expressed his opinion that Mr. Cibber was not sufficiently "good

company" for his grace. "He is good enough for me," said the Duke;

"but I can believe that he would not suit _you_." A peer who, at

least, had wit enough to enjoy Quin's society, had the ill-manners

to say, "What a pity it is, Mr. Quin, you are an actor!" "Why," said

ever-ready James, "what would you have me be?--A lord?" Cibber, like

Quin, was proud of his vocation. Colley originated nearly eighty

characters during his career, from 1691 to his retirement in 1733.

Among them are the grand old fops, the crafty or the inane old men,

the dashing soldier, and the impudent lacquey. In tragedy, he was

nearly always wrong. Of middle size, fair complexion, and with a

shrill voice, apt to crack, and therefore to make him ridiculous in

serious parts, he was, of "shape, a little clumsy," says one sketcher

of his character,--while "his shape was finely proportioned," is the

account of a second. Mr. Urban says that when Cibber had to represent

ridiculous humour, there was a mouth in every nerve, and he was

eloquent, though mute. "His attitudes were pointed and exquisite; his

expression was stronger than painting; he was beautifully absorbed

by the character, and demanded and monopolised attention; his very

extravagances were coloured with propriety." That the public highly

appreciated him is clear from the enthusiasm with which they hailed

his occasional returns to the stage, between 1733 and 1745, when

he finally withdrew, after acting Pandulph in his "Papal Tyranny."

His Shallow, in those occasional days, was especially popular.

"His transition from asking the price of ewes, to trite but grave

reflections on mortality, was so natural, and attended by such

an unmeaning roll of his small pigs'-eyes, that perhaps no actor

was ever superior in the conception and execution of such solemn

insignificancy."

The general idea of Cibber has been fixed by the abuse and slander of

Pope. In the dissensions of these two men, Cibber had the advantage

of an adversary who keeps his temper while he sharpens his wit, and

maintains self-respect while courteously crushing his opponent;[81]

but even Pope, who so hated Cibber, could praise the "Careless

Husband;" and a man, lauded by Pope, who detested him; by Walpole,

who despised players; and by Johnson, who approved of his "Apology,"

must have been superior to many of his contemporaries. He wrote the

best comedy of his time, was the only adapter of Shakspeare's plays

whose adaptation survives--to show his superiority, if not over the

original poet, at least over all other adapters; and of all borrowers

from the French, not one reaped such honour and profit as he did by

his "Nonjuror," which also still lives in "The Hypocrite." Of all

English managers, he was the most successful and prosperous--only

to be approached in later days by Garrick. Of all English actors,

he is the only one who was ever promoted to the laureateship, or

elected a member of White's Club. None laughed louder than he did at

the promotion, or at those friends of his to whom it gave unmixed

dissatisfaction. If a sarcasm was launched at him from the stage, on

this account, he was the first to recognise it, by his hilarity, in

the boxes. Further, when necessity compelled him to plead in person

in a suit at the bar, his promptitude, eloquence, and modest bearing,

crowned by success, demonstrated what he might have accomplished,

had he been destined to wear the wig and gown. To sum up all--after

more than forty years of labour, not unmixed by domestic troubles,

he retired, with an ample fortune, to enjoy which he had nearly a

quarter of a century before him. Such a man was sure to be both hated

and envied--though only by a few.

Of Cibber's being elected to White's Club House, Davies sneeringly

remarks:--"And so, I suppose, might any man be who wore good clothes,

and paid his money when he lost it. He fared most sumptuously with

Mr. Arthur (the proprietor) and his wife, and gave a trifle for his

dinner. After he had dined, when the club-room door was opened, and

the laureate was introduced, he was saluted with the loud and joyous

acclamation of, 'Oh, King Coll! come in, King Coll! Welcome, King

Colley!' And this kind of gratulation," adds Davies, "Mr. Victor

thought was very gracious and very honourable!" Considering the time,

about 1733, such a greeting had nothing offensive in it. If there

had been, Cibber was just the man to resent it, at the sore cost of

the offender, whether the latter were Chesterfield or Devonshire,

Cholmondeley or Rockingham, Sir John Cope, Mrs. Oldfield's General

Churchill, or, the last man likely to be so audacious--Bubb

Doddington himself.

Among them all, Colley kept his own to the last. A short time before

that last hour arrived, Horace Walpole hailed him, on his birthday,

with a good morrow, and "I am glad, sir, to see you looking so well."

"Egad, sir," replied the old gentleman--all diamonded, and powdered,

and dandified, "at eighty-four, it's well for a man that he can look

at all." Therein lay one point of Cibber's character,--the making the

best of circumstances.

And now he crosses Piccadilly, and passes through Albemarle Street,

slowly, but cheerfully, with an eye and a salutation for any pretty

woman of his acquaintance, and a word for any "good fellow" whose

purse he has lightened or who has lightened his, at dice or whist.

And so he turns into the adjacent square, and as his servant closes

the door, after admitting him, neither of them wots that the master

has passed over the threshold for the last time a living man.

In December 1757 I read in contemporary publications that there "died

at his house at Berkeley Square, Colley Cibber, Esq., Poet Laureate."

The year of his death was as eventful as that of his birth. In its

course Byng was shot, and Calmet died; the Duke of Newcastle became

Prime Minister, Clive won the battle of Plassy, and the Duke of

Cumberland surrendered Hanover and a confederate army to the French

by the treaty of Closter-seven. Within Cibber's era the Stuart had

gone, Nassau had been, and the House of Brunswick had succeeded.

This house was never more unpopular than at the time of Cibber's

death, for one of its sons had permanently tarnished his military

fame; but great as the public indignation was at the convention of

Closter-seven, there was a large fraction of the London population,

at least, who ceased to think of it, while Colley Cibber was carried

to sleep with kings and heroes in Westminster Abbey. The general

conclusion arrived at seems to have been that he was a well-abused

man, who would speedily be forgotten.

To this, it may be replied, that in spite of the abuse, often little

merited, he was an eminently successful man throughout life; and

accomplished a career, achieved (and scattered) a fortune, and built

up a fame which will always render him an object of interest.

A little too careless, perhaps; rather too much given to gambling

and philandering; somewhat more than might be of the young beau

about him, even in his old days, when, however, he was happy and

resigned under a burthen of years which few men bear with content or

resignation.

At the period of Colley Cibber's death, his daughter-in-law, Mrs.

Susanna Cibber, was enchanting the town with her Isabella played to

Garrick's Biron; and Barry and Mrs. Bellamy were raising melodious

echoes within the walls of Covent Garden. His son, Theophilus Cibber,

was hanging about the town without an engagement and in a fine suit

of clothes. Colley had once thus seen him, and had saluted him with a

contemptuous "I pity you!" "You had better pity my tailor!" said the

son, who was then challenging Garrick to play with him the same parts

alternately! Then, while the body of the Poet Laureate was being

carried to Westminster Abbey, there was, up away in a hut in then

desolate Clerkenwell, and starving, Colley's own daughter, Charlotte

Charke. Seven and twenty years before she had first come upon the

stage, after a stormy girlhood, and something akin to insanity

strongly upon her. Her abilities were fair, her opportunities great,

but her temper rendered both unavailable. She appears to have had a

mania for appearing in male characters on, and in male attire off,

the stage. By some terrible offence she forfeited the recognition

of her father, who was otherwise of a benevolent disposition; and

friendless, she fought a series of battles with the world, and came

off in all more and more damaged.

She starved with strollers, failed as a grocer in Long Acre, became

bankrupt as a puppet-show proprietor in James Street, Haymarket;

re-married, became a widow a second time, was plunged into deeper

ruin, thrown into prison for debt, and released only by the

subscriptions of the lowest, but not least charitable, sisterhood

of Drury Lane. Assuming male attire, she hung about the theatres

for casual hire, went on the tramp with itinerants, hungered daily,

and was weekly cheated, but yet kept up such an appearance that

an heiress fell in love with her, who was reduced to despair when

Charlotte Charke revealed her story, and abandoned the place.

Her next post was that of valet to an Irish Lord, forfeiting which,

she and her child became sausage-makers, but could not obtain a

living; and then Charlotte Charke cried "Coming, coming, sir!" as a

waiter at the King's Head Tavern, Mary-le-Bone. Thence she was drawn

by an offer to make her manager of a company of strolling players,

with whom she enjoyed more appetite than means to appease it. She

endured sharp distress, again and again; but was relieved by an

uncle, who furnished her with funds, with which she opened a tavern

in Drury Lane, where, after a brief career of success, she again

became bankrupt. To the regular stage she once more returned, under

her brother Theophilus, at the Haymarket; but the Lord Chamberlain

closed the house, and Charlotte Charke took to working the wires

of Russell's famous puppets in the Great Room, still existing in

Brewer Street. There was a gleam of good fortune for her; but it soon

faded away, and then for nine wretched years this clever, but most

wretched of women, struggled frantically for bare existence, among

the most wretched of strollers, with whom she endured unmitigated

misery.

And yet Cibber's erring and hapless daughter contrived to reach

London, where, in 1755, she published her remarkable autobiography,

the details of which make the heart ache, in spite of the small

sympathy of the reader for this half-mad creature. On the profits

of this book she was enabled to open, as _Landlord_, a tavern at

Islington; but, of course, ruin ensued; and in a hut, amid the cinder

heaps and worse refuse in the desolate fields, she found a refuge,

and even wrote a novel, on a pair of bellows in her lap, by way of

desk! Here she lived, with a squalid handmaiden, a cat, dog, magpie,

and monkey. Humbled, disconsolate, abandoned, she readily accepted

from a publisher who visited her, £10 for her manuscript. This was

at the close of the year 1755, and I do not meet with her again till

1759, two years after her father's death, when she played Marplot,

in the "Busy Body," for her own benefit, at the Haymarket, with

this advertisement:--"As I am entirely dependent on chance for a

subsistence, and desirous of settling into business, I humbly hope

the town will favour me on the occasion, which, added to the rest

of their indulgences, will be ever gratefully acknowledged by their

truly obliged and obedient servant, Charlotte Charke."

She died on the 6th of April 1760. Her father was then sleeping

in Westminster Abbey; her brother Theophilus was at the bottom of

the Irish Sea, with a shipful of Irish peers, English players,

pantomimists, and wire-dancers: and her sister-in-law, Susanna

Cibber, was playing Juliet to Garrick's Romeo, and approaching the

time when she was to be carried to Westminster also.

Cibber had other daughters besides that audacious Charlotte, who is

said to have once given imitations of her father on the stage; to

have presented a pistol at, and robbed him on the highway; and to

have smacked his face with a pair of soles out of her own basket.

Again may it be said, happy are the women who have no histories! Let

us part kindly with this poor woman's father--a man who had many

virtues, and whose vices were the fashions of his time. Of him, a

writer has sarcastically remarked, that he praised only the dead,

and was for ever attacking his contemporaries! He who refrained from

evil-speaking against those who could no longer defend themselves,

and who flung the shafts of his wit and satire only at those who

had tongues wherewith to reply, was in that much a true and honest

fellow. "Mr. Cibber, I take my leave of you with some respect!" It

is none the less for the satire of the "Craftsman," who ordered the

players to go into mourning for the defunct manager; the actresses to

wear black capuchins, and the men of the company "dirty shirts!"

FOOTNOTES:

[77] Cibber did not offer to do it; he was indeed rather forced into

the part. His own words are:--"I durst not refuse."

[78] January 1695-96; that is, 1696.

[79] "The London Cuckolds" ceased to be an institution on Lord

Mayor's Day within fifty years of this time.

[80] There is every reason to believe that Sandford never played

Richard; and, indeed, the play does not seem to have been produced

once during his career. Cibber says he founded his playing on the

general style of Sandford, trying to act as he thought Sandford would

have done.

[81] Cibber certainly kept his temper, but he can hardly be said to

have been specially courteous, when his most powerful weapon was a

story of Pope's misadventure in a house of ill-fame.

[Illustration: DUBLIN THEATRE ROYAL.]

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