V.--A HUNTING MORN.

(_In the approved manner of the Sporting Feuilleton._)

Setting his teeth determinedly, Ralph Wonderson swarmed up the

Virginia-creeper until he reached the closely-shuttered window. Here he

clung precariously with one hand while with the other he produced a

gimlet and noiselessly bored two holes in the green shutters. Was he too

late? The question shot through his brain. With a quick intake of breath

he applied an eye to one hole and an ear to the other and watched and

listened.

In the lighted room before him sat Sir Ernest Scrivener (_alias_

Marmaduke Moorsdyke) and a brutal-looking stranger. Sir Ernest was

speaking.

"Everything, I think, is ready," he said in his cold, level voice. "The

wedding is to take place in the village church to-morrow at eleven. You,

Ragley, will take up your position, disguised as a policeman, by the

church porch, arrest Wonderson on a charge of arson, and detain him

until I arrive, if I should not be already there. I have here the

policeman's uniform complete. We are cub-hunting to-morrow morning, and

at the proper moment I shall leave the hunt and make my way across to

the church, provided with the forged warrant of arrest (which I shall,

as a magistrate, hand to you), the forged death certificate of my

present wife, and the forged special licence for the marriage of Lady

Margaret Tamerton and myself. You will then rush Wonderson off in the

motor which will be waiting, and I shall proceed to marry Lady Margaret.

Yes--yes, everything is quite ready."

"There's just one thing, Sir," said Ragley, "if you'll excuse me

mentioning it. Supposing as how the lady refuses like."

Sir Ernest tossed away his half-smoked cigar and smiled evilly.

"That has been foreseen," he said. "The shock of Wonderson's arrest will

cause her to feel faint. I shall have ready a bottle of smelling salts.

I need not go into details ... drugs ... loss of will power ... you

see...."

The blood boiling in Ralph's ears prevented him from hearing more. Only

the sight of the two murderous-looking revolvers on the table and the

knowledge that he could not afford to take risks at this juncture

stopped him from tearing open the shutters and dashing into the room.

Sir Ernest rose to his feet and simultaneously Ralph slid down the

creeper and regained _terra firma_. His mind was working rapidly.

* * *

The meet of the Chingerley Hunt made a gay spectacle. The red coats of

the men and the fascinating Parisian _toilettes_ of the ladies shone

resplendently in the morning sunshine, while the champing of the horses'

bits blended harmoniously with the choiring of numberless larks. Through

the brilliant throng moved the Master, Sir Ernest Scrivener, bowing his

greetings right and left as he passed.

A few minutes before the hour fixed for the start the approach of a

solitary horseman caused many eyebrows to lift in surprise, while Sir

Ernest for an instant went white to the teeth. Then he laughed

scornfully.

"Why, Wonderson!" cried one of the Hunt. "What on earth are you doing

here? I understood you were being married this morning."

"That is so," replied Ralph easily. "But I see no reason why I shouldn't

hunt first. DRAKE, you know, played bowls during a crisis, and NERO

fiddled."

As he spoke he watched Sir Ernest narrowly. The Master was making his

way towards the iron cage in which the fox cub was imprisoned. Ralph

edged his horse insensibly nearer.

Amid the eager plaudits of the Hunt Sir Ernest leaned down from his

saddle and raised the catch with a flourish. As he did so a packet of

papers fell from his breast pocket.

In a flash the released cub had pounced upon the papers and carried them

off in his mouth. With a savage oath Sir Ernest plunged his spurs into

his horse's flanks and gave chase. Ralph, perceiving instantly what had

happened and guessing the all-important nature of the papers, was by him

in a stride. Side by side the pair thundered along, while behind them

the hounds and hunters streamed out in a confused and glittering medley.

They were off! The hunt was up.

Crouching low on the necks of their panting steeds, the two protagonists

swept forward, plying remorselessly whip and spur, curb and snaffle. For

a time neither gained an inch. Then, without warning, the fox doubled.

With a single turn of his iron wrist Ralph wrenched his horse round

without the loss of a second, but as he glanced back over his shoulder

he perceived that the Master was only twenty yards behind. Ralph

redoubled his efforts, his eyes glued to the white bundle clenched in

the cub's dripping jaws.

Through field and farmyard, by barn and byre, over rick and river, they

sped, and ever the gap between the fox and Ralph lessened, while the gap

between Ralph and Sir Ernest grew wider, and the savage baying of the

hounds, mingled with the frenzied view halloos of the Hunt, receded

further into the distance. Never had the Chingerley Hunt known such a

chase.

At last Ralph recognized that his chance had come. Leaning over his

horse's ears, he took careful aim and slashed out with his long whip.

Unerringly the lash coiled round the papers and jerked them from the

fox's mouth. A single glance showed him that they were, as he had

anticipated, the forged documents.

Two minutes later Sir Ernest found the exhausted fox lying insensible by

the roadside. Glancing up, he perceived Ralph vanishing over the crest

of a hill.

"Curse him!" he muttered savagely. "Curse him! I must and will overtake

him before he reaches the church or the game is up. If I take a short

cut under the hill I can outwit him yet. Curse him again!"

Mercilessly lashing his foaming horse, he galloped in the direction of

the church. As he rode a sense of the urgency of the situation grew upon

him. If he arrived first, Wonderson could be arrested, if necessary at

the pistol's point, before he entered the churchyard, and the papers

recovered. If he was too late.... He plunged his spurs an inch deep into

his weary mount.

At length the desperate Mazeppa-like dash was over. As he shot through

the lych-gate Sir Ernest breathed a sigh of relief. A policeman stood by

the church porch awaiting him. Wonderson had been beaten.

With an ugly laugh of triumph he swung himself from the horse. Stolidly

the constable turned to face him. Sir Ernest gave one startled

exclamation as he saw, not Ragley, but a stranger. He had been

forestalled.

The heavy hand of a second policeman fell on his shoulder from behind.

"Sir Ernest Scrivener," said a voice solemnly, "I arrest you on a charge

of forgery, and I advise you to come quietly."

Sir Ernest glanced round and saw that he was completely surrounded by

police.

As the handcuffs clicked over his wrists there crashed above him the

joyous clamour of wedding bells.

* * *

Ralph Wonderson paused for a moment at the lych-gate, his lovely

fair-haired bride clinging to his arm. Standing in the mellow beauty of

the English landscape they made a memorable picture. A red-coated

figure, covered with the stains of hard riding, approached them, bowing

low. In his hand he held a magnificent fox's brush.

"This has been unanimously awarded to you, Sir," he said, "as a memento

of the finest ride in the annals of the Chingerley Hunt."

And, as Ralph and his bride raised the brush to their lips, from the

admiring throng which pressed about them went up that thrilling

immemorial hunting chorus, "_Tally-ho! Yoicks forrard! Rah! Rah!_"

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