ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

(EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.)

_House of Commons, Wednesday, Sept. 9._--Parliament met again after

brief recess. Compared with recent rushes at critical epochs, attendance

scanty. Among absentees the SPEAKER, who has well earned the holiday

deferred by exigencies of war.

PREMIER in place at Question time. Did not stop long. Expected to make

statement on position and prospects of Home Rule and Welsh Church Bills.

As his magnificent speech at Guildhall testified afresh, when occasion

arises he can say the right thing in perfect phrase. Constitutionally is

disinclined to talk.

No absolute need to make preliminary statement. Everyone knows these

matters are settled; nor are details of settlement a secret. Prorogation

will be decreed early next week, and, in accordance with provisions of

Parliament Act, Home Rule Bill and Welsh Church Disestablishment Bill

will be added to Statute Book. But an interval will elapse before they

become operative, an opportunity to be used for final effort to arrive

at compromise between conflicting parties.

Proceedings, in the main formal, varied by reading of statement from

VICEROY describing how chiefs and people of India are each all one in

enthusiastic loyalty in the hour of England's need, and how lavish are

their offers of help. Reading of Eastern story received with outbursts

of cheering.

"No one to say a good word for the Scourge of Louvain. But let us give

the----, I mean the KAISER, his due. At a stroke he effected the

long-time impossible feat of welding Ireland into a loyal entity

enthusiastically ready to draw the sword in aid of its long-estranged

Sister across the Channel. Less than a year ago India was in state of

ominous unrest that found partial expression in attempt on life of

VICEROY. The KAISER, secretly plotting treacherous design on a friend

and neighbour accustomed to lavish hospitality upon him, took note of

these things. Confidently counted them in when reckoning up his game,

and arranging time and opportunity for opening it. And lo! when he

stands unmasked, he finds among the trustiest wings of the Empire's Army

those supplied by India and Ireland." Thus the MEMBER FOR SARK mused on

his way to the Club to read the latest telegrams from the seat of war.

_Business done._--Various emergency Bills advanced a stage.

_Thursday._--Five weeks ago, when Declaration of War with Germany boomed

across Europe, PREMIER asked the Commons to sanction increase of Army by

half-a-million men. Reply enthusiastically affirmative. To-day comes

down again and, like a young person who shall here be nameless, "asks

for more."

National response to recruitment of first batch most gratifying. Save

60,000 men the half-million already enrolled. At present rate of

progress another couple of days or so will see number completed.

Meanwhile PREMIER asks for another half-million.

These forthcoming, and in present mood of nation there is no doubt on

subject, "We shall be in a position," he added, "to put something like

1,200,000 men in the field," a sight that would make WELLINGTON, not to

mention MARLBOROUGH, stare.

With that patriotic zeal that has marked attitude of Opposition since

war began BONAR LAW warmly supported proposal. Vote agreed to without

debate or division.

_Business done._--Having voted additional half-million men for Army,

House adjourned till Monday.

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