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"We will overhaul the chassis ... if you let us undertake the work
now. The War will probably be over by the time the Car is ready for
use."--_Advt._
We cannot decide whether this is an example of Commercial pessimism or
Military optimism.
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Illustration: "MRS. SMITHERS, IF YOU ARE UNPATRIOTIC ENOUGH TO HOARD
YOUR FOODSTUFF, THAT IS A MATTER FOR YOUR OWN CONSCIENCE; BUT PLEASE
REMEMBER IN FUTURE NOT TO GIVE ME A HOARDED EGG FOR BREAKFAST."
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