CHAPTER XXIV.

Arrival in Dublin--Decline of the _Roman Nose_--Exhibition

in the Rotunda--Feast of ducks--First drive--Phoenix

Park--Stags--Indians' ideas of game-laws and taxes--Annual

expenses of British government--National debt--Daniel enters

these in Jim's book--Indians called "Irishmen"--Author's

reply--Speech of the War-chief--Jim's rapid civilization--New

estimates for his book--Daniel reads of "Murders, &c.," in

Times newspaper--Jim subscribes for the Times--Petition

of 100,000 women--Society of Friends meet the Indians

in the Rotunda--Their advice, and present to the chiefs

40_l._--Indians invited to Zoological Gardens--Presented with

36_l._--Indians invited to Trinity College--Conversation with

the Rev. Master on religion--Liberal presents--They visit the

Archbishop of Dublin--Presents--All breakfast with Mr. Joseph

Bewly, a Friend--Kind treatment--Christian advice--Sickness

of _Roman Nose_--Various entertainments by the Friends--A

curious beggar--Indians' liberality to the poor--Arrival at

Liverpool--Rejoicing and feast--Council--_Roman Nose_ placed in

an hospital--Arrival in Manchester--Exhibition in Free Trade

Hall--Immense platform--Three wigwams--Archery--Ball-play,

&c.--Great crowds--_Bobasheela_ arrives--Death of the _Roman

Nose_--Forms of burial, &c.

In Dublin, where we arrived on the 4th of March, after an easy voyage,

comfortable quarters were in readiness for the party, and their

breakfast soon upon the table. The Indians, having heard that there

were many of "the good people" (the Friends) in Dublin, and having

brought letters of introduction to some of them, had been impatient

to reach that city; and their wish being successfully and easily

accomplished, they now felt quite elated and happy, with apparently

but one thing to depress their spirits, which was the continued and

increasing illness of the _Roman Nose_. He was gradually losing flesh

and strength, and getting now a continual fever, which showed the

imminent danger of his condition. He had the ablest medical advice that

the city could afford, and we still had some hopes of his recovery.

Rooms had been prepared for the exhibitions of the Indians in the

Rotunda, and, on the second night after their arrival, they commenced

with a respectable audience, and all seemed delighted and surprised

with their picturesque effect.

There was much applause from the audience, but no speeches from the

Indians, owing to their fatigue, or to the fact that they had not yet

rode about the city to see anything to speak about. They returned from

their exhibition to their apartments, and after their supper they were

happy to find that their beef-steaks were good, and that they had found

again the _London chickabobboo_.

A very amusing scene occurred during the exhibition, which had greatly

excited the Indians, though they had but partially understood it, and

now called upon me to explain it to them. While speaking of the modes

of life of the Ioway Indians, and describing their way of catching the

wild horses on the prairies, a dry and quizzical-looking sort of man

rose, and, apparently half drunk, excited the hisses of the audience

whilst he was holding on to the end of a seat to steady him. It was

difficult to get him down, and I desired the audience to listen to

what he had to say. "Ee--you'l escuse me, sir, to e--yax e--yif you

are ye man woo was lecturing e--year some time see--ynce, e--on ther

Yindians and the--r wild e--yorses? --e--(hic)--e--and the--r breathin,

he--(hic)--e--in thee--ir noses?" The excessive singularity of this

fellow set the whole house in a roar of laughter, and all felt disposed

to hear him go on. "Yes," I replied, "I am the same man." "Ee--e--r

wal, sir, e--yerts all--(hic), e--yits all gammon, sir, e--yer, y--ers,

(hic) yers tried it on two fillies, sir, e--yand--(hic) yand it didn't

se--seed, sir." The poor fellow, observing the great amusement of the

ladies as he looked around the room was at once disposed to be a little

witty, and proceeded--"Ee--(hic)--ye--yer tried it e--yon se--rl _young

ladies_, e--yand (hic) se--seded yerry well!" The poor fellow seemed

contented with his wit thus far rather than try to proceed further;

and he sat down amidst the greatest possible amusement of the audience,

many of whom, notwithstanding, did not seem to understand his meaning,

when I deemed it necessary to explain that he referred to my account

of Indians breaking wild horses by breathing in their noses, which it

would seem he had tried in vain, but by experimenting on young ladies

he had met with great success.[34]

[34] See English experiments in breaking horses by the Indian mode.

Appendix B.

The Indians had become very much attached to Daniel, who had been so

long a companion and fellow-traveller with them, and felt pleasure with

him that he was again upon his native soil. He had described to them

that they were now in a different country again, and they resolved to

have their necessary feast of ducks the next morning for breakfast, so

as not to interfere with their drive, in which they were to open their

eyes to the beauties of Dublin, when Daniel was to accompany them, and

explain all that they saw. They invited him to the feast, and thought

it as well to call upon him now as at a future time for the bottle or

two of the _Queen's chickabobboo_ (champagne) which he had agreed to

produce when he got on to his native shore again.

Nothing more of course could be seen until their feast was over, and

they were all in their buss as usual, with four horses, which was

ready and started off with them at ten o'clock the next morning. The

Doctor, in his familiar way, was alongside of the driver, with his

buffalo horns and eagle crest, and his shining lance, with his faithful

companion Jim by his side, and they caused a prodigious sensation as

they were whirled along through the principal streets of Dublin. One

may think at first glance that he can appreciate all the excitement

and pleasure which the Doctor took in those drives, taking his first

survey of the shops and all the curious places he was peeping into as

he rode along; but on a little deliberation they will easily see that

his enjoyment might have been much greater than the world supposed who

were gazing at him, without thinking how much there was under his eye

that was novel and exciting to a savage from the wilderness.

After passing through several of the principal streets they were driven

to the Phoenix Park, where they left their carriage, and, taking

a run for a mile or two, felt much relieved and delighted with the

exercise. The noble stags that started up and were bounding away before

them excited them very much, and they were wishing for their weapons

which they had left behind. However, they had very deliberately and

innocently agreed to take a regular hunt there in a few days, and have

a saddle or two of venison, but wiser Daniel reminding them of the

_game-laws_ of this country, of which they had before heard no account,

knocked all their sporting plans on the head.

Nothing perhaps astonished them since they came into the country more

than the idea that a man is liable to severe punishment by the laws,

for shooting a deer, a rabbit, or a partridge, or for catching a fish

out of a lake or a river, without a licence, for which he must pay a

tax to the government, and that then they can only shoot upon certain

grounds. The poor fellows at first treated the thing as ridiculous

and fabulous; but on being assured that such was the fact, they were

overwhelmed with astonishment. "What!" asked one of them, "if a poor

man is hungry and sees a fine fish in the water, is he not allowed to

spear it out and eat it?" "No," said Daniel, "if he does, he must go

to jail, and pay a heavy fine besides. A man is not allowed to keep a

gun in his house without paying a tax to the government for it, and

if he carries a weapon in his pocket he is liable to a fine." "Why

is that?" "Because they are afraid he will kill somebody with it."

"What do you call a tax?" said Jim. "Let that alone," said Daniel,

"until we get home, and then I will tell you all about it." Here was

a new field opening to their simple minds for contemplation upon the

beautiful mysteries and glories of civilization, in which a few hours

of Daniel's lectures would be sure to enlighten them. They dropped the

subject here however, and took their carriage again for the city and

their lodgings, laughing excessively as they were returning, and long

after they got back, at cabs they were constantly passing, which they

insisted on it had got turned around, and were going sideways.[35] When

they had returned and finished their first remarks about the curious

things they had seen, Daniel began to give them some first ideas about

taxes and fines which they had inquired about, and which they did

not as yet know the meaning of. He explained also the game-laws, and

showed them that in such a country as England, if the government did

not protect the game and the fish in such a manner, there would soon be

none left, and, as it was preserved in such a way, the government made

those who wished to hunt or to fish, pay a sum of money to help meet

the expenses of the government, and he explained the many ways in which

people pay taxes. "All of this," said he, "goes to pay the expenses

of the government, and to support the Queen and royal family." He read

to them from a newspaper that the actual cost of supporting the royal

family and attendants was 891,000_l._ sterling (4,455,000 dollars) per

annum; that the Queen's pin-money (privy purse) is 60,000_l._ (300,000

dollars); the Queen's coachmen, postilions, and footmen 12,550_l._

(62,750 dollars).

[35] Only to be appreciated by those who have seen the Dublin

"cars."

He read from the same paper also that the expenses of the navy were

5,854,851_l._ (being about 29,274,255 dollars) per annum, and that

the expenses of the army were still much greater, and that these all

together form but a part of the enormous expenses of the government,

which must all be raised by taxes in different ways, and that the

people must pay all these expenses at last, in paying for what they

eat and drink and wear, so much more than the articles are worth, that

a little from all may go to the government to pay the government's

debts. He also stated that, notwithstanding so much went to the

government, the nation was in debt at this time to the amount of

764,000,000_l._ (3,820,000,000 dollars). This was beyond all their

ideas of computation, and, as it could not be possibly appreciated by

them, Daniel and they had to drop it, as most people do (and as the

_country_ probably _will_ before it is paid), as a mystery too large

for just comprehension.

Jim wanted these estimates down in his book however, thinking perhaps

that he might some time be wise enough to comprehend them or find some

one that could do it. And when Daniel had put them down, he also made

another memorandum underneath them to this effect, and which astonished

the Indians very much--"The plate that ornamented the sideboard at the

banquet at the Queen's nuptials was estimated at 500,000_l._ (2,500,000

dollars)."

By the time their statistics had progressed thus far their dinner

was ready, which was a thing much more simple to comprehend, and

consequently more pleasing to them; so their note-book was shut, and

taxes and game-laws and national debt gave way to roast-beef and

_chickabobboo_.

Their drive through the city had tended to increase the curiosity to

see them, and their exhibition-room on the second night was crowded to

excess. This was sure to put the Indians into the best of humour; and

seeing in different parts of the room quite a number of Friends, gave

them additional satisfaction.

In a new country again, and before so full and fashionable an audience,

I took unusual pains to explain the objects for which these people

had come to this country, their personal appearance, and the modes

they were to illustrate. When I had got through, and the Indians

were sitting on the platform and smoking their pipe, a man rose in

the crowd and said, "That's all gammon, sir!--these people are not

Indians. I have seen many Indians, sir, and you can't hoax me!" Here

the audience hissed, and raised the cry of "Put him out!--shame!"

&c. I stepped forward, and with some difficulty got them silent, and

begged they would let the gentleman finish his remarks, because, if

they were fairly heard and understood, they might probably add much to

the amusements of the evening. So he proceeded: "I know this to be a

very great imposition, and I think it is a pity if it is allowed to go

on. I have seen too many Indians to be deceived about them. I was at

Bombay six years, and after that at Calcutta long enough to know what

an Indian is. I know that their hair is always long and black, and

not red: I know that these men are _Irishmen_, and painted up in this

manner to gull the public. There's one of those fellows I know very

well--I have seen him these three years at work in M'Gill's carpenter's

shop, and saw him there but a few days ago; so I pronounce them but a

raw set, as well as impostors!"

When he sat down I prevented the audience from making any further noise

than merely laughing, which was excessive all over the room. I said

that "to contradict this gentleman would only be to repeat what I had

said, and I hoped at least he would remain in the room a few minutes

until they would execute one of their dances, that he might give his

opinion as to my skill in teaching 'raw recruits' as he called them."

The Indians, who had been smoking their pipes all this time without

knowing what the delay had been about, now sprang upon their feet and

commenced the war-dance; all further thoughts of "imposition" and "raw

recruits" were lost sight of here and for the rest of the evening. When

their dance was done they received a tremendous roar of applause, and

after resting a few minutes the Doctor was on his feet, and evidently

trying very hard in a speech to make a sensation (as he had made on

the first night in London) among the ladies. Jeffrey interpreted his

speech; and although it made much amusement, and was applauded, still

it fell very far short of what his eloquence and his quizzical smiles

and wit had done on the former occasion. Being apprehensive also of

Jim's cruel sarcasms when he should stop, and apparently in hopes, too,

of still saying something more witty, he, unfortunately for its whole

effect, continued to speak a little too long after he had said his

best things; so he sat down (though in applause) rather dissatisfied

with himself, and seemed for some time in a sort of study, as if he

was trying to recollect what he had said, a _peculiarity possibly_

belonging to Indian orators.

When the Doctor had finished, all arose at the sound of the war-whoop

given by the War-chief, and they gave with unusual spirit the discovery

dance, and after that their favourite, the eagle dance. The finish of

this exciting dance brought rounds of deafening applause and "bravo!"

in the midst of which the War-chief arose, and, throwing his buffalo

robe around him, said,--

"My friends--We see that we are in a new city, a strange place to

us, but that we are not amongst enemies, and this gives us great

pleasure. ('_How, how, how!_' and 'Hear, hear.')

"My friends--It gives me pleasure to see so many smiling faces about

us, for we know that when you smile you are not angry; we think you

are amused with our dancing. It is the custom in our country always

to thank the Great Spirit first. He has been kind to us, and our

hearts are thankful that he has allowed us to reach your beautiful

city, and to be with you to-night. ('_How, how, how!_')

"My friends--Our modes of dancing are different from yours, and

you see we don't come to teach you to dance, but merely to show

you how the poor Indians dance. We are told that you have your

dancing-masters; but the Great Spirit taught us, and we think we

should not change our mode. ('_How, how, how!_')

"My friends--The interpreter has told us that some one in the room

has said we were not Indians--that we were _Irishmen_! Now we are not

in any way angry with this man; if we _were_ Irishmen, we might be

perhaps. ('Hear, hear.' 'Bravo!')

"My friends--We are rather sorry for the man than angry; it is his

ignorance, and that is perhaps because he is too far off: let him

come nearer to us and examine our skins, our ears, and our noses,

full of holes and trinkets--Irishmen don't bore their noses. (Great

laughter, and 'Bravo!')

"My friends--Tell that man we will be glad to see him and shake hands

with him, and he will then be our friend at once." ("Bravo!" and

cries of "Go, go!" from every part of the room: "You _must_ go!")

The gentleman left his seat upon this in a very embarrassed condition,

and, advancing to the platform, shook the War-chief and each one of

the party by the hand, and took a seat near to them for the rest of

the evening, evidently well pleased with their performances, and well

convinced that they were not Irishmen.

After this the Indians proceeded by giving several other dances, songs,

&c.; and when it was announced that their amusements for the evening

were finished, they seated themselves on the edge of the platform to

meet those who desired to give them their hands. Half an hour or so was

spent in this ceremony, during which time they received many presents,

and, what to them was more gratifying, they felt the affectionate hands

of a number of the "good people" they were so anxious to meet, and who

they saw were taking a deep interest in their behalf already. They

returned to their apartments unusually delighted with their reception,

and, after their supper and _chickabobboo_, Jim had some dry jokes for

the Doctor about his speech; assuring him that he never would "go down"

with the Irish ladies--that his speech had been a decided failure--and

that he had better hereafter keep his mouth entirely shut. They had

much merriment also about the "mistake the poor man had made in calling

them Irishmen," and all applauded the War-chief for the manner in which

he had answered him in his speech.

The Indians in their drive during the morning had observed an unusual

number of soldiers in various parts of the city, and, on inquiring of

Daniel why there were so many when there was no war and no danger,

they learned to their great surprise that this country, like the one

they had just left, had been subjugated by England, and that a large

military force was necessary to be kept in all the towns to keep the

people quiet, and to compel them to pay their taxes to the government.

They thought the police were more frequent here also than they had seen

them in London, and laughed very much at their carrying clubs to knock

men down with. They began to think that the Irish must be very bad

people to want so many to watch them with guns and clubs, and laughed

at Daniel about the wickedness of his countrymen. He endeavoured to

explain to them, however, that, if they had to work as hard as the

Irishmen did, and then had their hard earnings mostly all taken away

from them, they would require as strong a military force to take care

of them as the Irish did. His argument completely brought them over,

and they professed perfectly to understand the case; and all said

they could see why so many soldiers were necessary. The police, he

said, were kept in all the towns, night and day, to prevent people

from stealing, from breaking into each other's houses, from fighting,

and from knocking each other down and taking away their property. The

insatiate Jim then conceived the idea of getting into his book the

whole number of soldiers that were required in England, Scotland, and

Ireland to keep the people at work in the factories, and to make them

pay their taxes; and also the number of police that were necessary in

the different cities and towns to keep people all peaceable, and quiet,

and honest. Daniel had read to them only a day or two before an article

in the 'Times' newspaper, setting forth all these estimates, and, being

just the thing he wanted, copied them into his book.

The reader sees by this time that, although Jim's looks were against

him, as an orator or lecturer, when he should get back to his own

country--and also that though his imagination could not take its wings

until he was flat upon his back--still that he was, by dint of industry

and constant effort, preparing himself with a magazine of facts which

were calculated to impress upon the simple minds of the people in his

country the strongest proofs of the virtue and superior blessings of

civilization.

These people had discernment enough to see that such an enormous

amount of soldiers and police as their list presented them would not

be kept in pay if they were not necessary. And they naturally put the

question at once--"What state would the country be in if the military

and police were all taken away?" They had been brought to the zenith

of civilization that they might see and admire it in its best form;

but the world who read will see with me that they were close critics,

and _agree_ with me, I think, that it is almost a pity they should

be the teachers of such statistics as they are to teach to thousands

yet to be taught in the wilderness. As I have shown in a former part

of this work, I have long since been opposed to parties of Indians

being brought to this country, believing that civilization should be

a gradual thing, rather than open the eyes of these ignorant people

to all its mysteries at a glance, when the mass of its poverty and

vices alarms them, and its luxuries and virtues are at a discouraging

distance--beyond the reach of their attainment.

Daniel was at this time cutting a slip from the 'Times,' which he

read to Jim; and it was decided at once to be an admissible and

highly interesting entry to make, and to go by the side of his former

estimates of the manufacture and consumption of _chickabobboo_. The

article ran thus:--"The consumption of ardent spirits in Great Britain

and Ireland in the last year was 29,200,000 gallons, and the Poor Law

Commissioners estimate the money annually spent in ardent spirits at

24,000,000_l._ (120,000,000 dollars); and it is calculated that 50,000

drunkards die yearly in England and Ireland, and that one-half of the

insanity, two-thirds of the pauperism, and three-fourths of the crimes

of the land are the consequences of drunkenness."

This, Jim said, was one of the best things he had got down in his book,

because he said that the _black-coats_ were always talking so much

about the Indians getting drunk, that it would be a good thing for him

to have to show; and he said he thought he should be able, when they

were about to go home, to get _Chippehola_[36] to write by the side of

it that fourteen Ioways were one year in England and never drank any of

this _fire-water_, and were never drunk in that time.

[36] The Author.

Daniel and Jeffrey continued to read (or rather Daniel to read,

and Jeffrey to interpret) the news and events in the 'Times,'

to which the Indians were all listening with attention. He read

several amusing things, and then of a "_Horrid murder!_" _a man had

murdered his wife and two little children_. He read the account; and

next--"_Brutal Assault on a Female!_"--"_A Father killed by his own

Son!_"--"_Murder of an Infant and Suicide of the Mother!_"--"_Death

from Starvation!_"--"_Execution of Sarah Loundes for poisoning her

Husband!_"--"_Robbery of 150l. Bank of England Notes!_" &c. &c.

They had read so many exciting things in one paper, and were but half

through the list, when Jim, who had rolled over on his back and drawn

up his knees, as if he was going to say something, asked how much was

the price of that newspaper; to which Daniel replied that there was

one printed each day like that, and the price fivepence each. "Well,"

said Jim, "I believe everything is in that paper, and I will give you

the money to get it for me every day. Go to the man and tell him I want

one of every kind he has: I will take them all home with me, and I will

some time learn to read them all."

A clever idea entered (or originated in) the heavy brain of Jim at

this moment. He went to a box in the corner of the room, from which

he took out, and arranged on the floor, about twenty handsomely-bound

Bibles, when he made this memorable and commercial-like vociferation,

in tolerably plain English: "I guess em swap!" He had been much amused

with several numbers of 'Punch,' which he had long pored over and

packed away for amusement on the prairies; and believing that his plan

for "swapping" would enable him to venture boldly, he authorized Daniel

to subscribe for Punch also, provided Punch would take Bibles for pay.

Daniel assured him that that would be "no go," as he thought Punch

would not care about Bibles; but told him that he would at all events

have the 'Times' for him every morning, as he wished, and was now going

to read to them a very curious thing that he had got his thumb upon,

and commenced to read:--

"Lord R. Grosvenor and Mr. Spooner attended yesterday at the

Home-office with Sir George Grey to present a memorial to the Queen

from the women of England, signed by 100,000, praying that the

bill for preventing trading in seduction may pass into a law. The

following is a copy of the petition:--

"'TO THE QUEEN.

"'We, the undersigned women of Great Britain and Ireland, placed by

Divine Providence under the sway of the British Sceptre, which God

has committed to your Majesty's hands, most humbly beg leave to make

known to our beloved Sovereign the heavy and cruel grievance that

oppresses a large portion of the female population of the realm. A

system exists, by which not only are undue facilities and temptations

held out to the immoral, the giddy, and the poor, to enter upon a

life of infamy, degradation, and ruin, but unwary young females and

mere children are frequently entrapped, and sold into the hands of

profligate libertines. Agents are sent into the towns and villages

of the United Kingdom, whose ostensible object is to engage young

girls for domestic service, or other female employments, but whose

real design is to degrade and ruin them. Female agents are also

employed in London and many of our large towns to watch the public

conveyances, and decoy the simple and inexperienced into houses

of moral pollution and crime, by offers of advice or temporary

protection. By such and other means the entrapping of innocent young

women is reduced to a regular trade, the existence of which is, in

the highest degree, discreditable to the nation. Despite the efforts

of right-minded men and of benevolent institutions to suppress, by

means of the existing laws, this vile trade in female innocence,

thousands of the most helpless of your Majesty's subjects are

annually destroyed, both in body and soul. We therefore appeal to

your Majesty, beseeching you to extend your Royal protection around

the daughters of the poor, by promoting such vigorous laws as the

wisdom of your Majesty's counsellors may see good to devise, and

thereby deliver your Majesty's fair realm from a system of profligacy

so offensive to Almighty God, and so fatal to the personal, social,

temporal, and spiritual well-being of the women of England.'"

"Fish! fish!" exclaimed Jim, as Daniel finished reading. Some laughed

excessively, and the poor Indian women groaned; but Jim, lying still on

his back, and of course his ideas circulating freely, roared out again

"_Fish! fish! chickabobboo! money! money!_--put that all in my book."

Daniel said, "There is no need of that, for it is in your paper, which

is all the same, and I will mark a black line around it." "Then be

careful not to lose the paper," said Jim, "for I like that very much:

I'll show that to the _black-coats_ when I get home."

Thus the talk of that night had run to a late hour, and I took leave.

The next morning I received two invitations for the Indians, both of

which were calculated to give them great pleasure: the one was an

invitation to visit the Zoological Gardens, then in their infant but

very flourishing state, when the directors very kindly proposed to

admit the public by shilling tickets, and to give the receipts to the

Indians. This, therefore, was very exciting to their ambition; and

the other invitation was equally or more so, as it was from several

gentlemen of the Society of Friends, who proposed that, as there

were a great many of that society in Dublin, and who all felt a deep

interest in the welfare of the Indians, but who had, many of them, a

decided objection to attend their war-dances, &c., they should feel

glad to meet them at some hour that might be appointed, in their

exhibition room, for the purpose of forming an acquaintance with them,

and of having some conversation with them on the subject of education,

agriculture, &c., with a view to ascertain in what way they could best

render them some essential service. This invitation was embraced by

the Indians with great pleasure, and at the time appointed they met

about one hundred ladies and gentlemen, all of that society, to whom

I introduced them by briefly explaining their objects in visiting

this country, their modes of life, their costumes, &c. After that,

several ladies, as well as gentlemen, asked them questions relative

to their religious belief and modes of worship; to all of which the

War-chief answered in the most cheerful manner; and, as he constantly

replied with appeals to the Great Spirit, who, he said, directed all

their hearts, they all saw in him a feeling of reverence for the Great

Spirit, which satisfied all that they were endowed with high sentiments

of religion and devotion.

Mr. Melody here stated that he had just received very interesting

and satisfactory letters from the reverend gentlemen conducting a

missionary school, which was prospering, in their tribe, parts of

which letters he read, and also presented a small book already printed

in the Ioway language by a printing-press belonging to the Missionary

Society, and now at work at their mission. This gave great satisfaction

to the visitors, who saw that these people had friends at home who were

doing what they could to enlighten their minds.

The friendly feelings of all present were then conveyed to them by

several who addressed them in turn, expressing their deep anxiety for

their worldly welfare and their spiritual good, and in the kindest and

most impressive language exhorted them to temperance, to a knowledge

of our Saviour, and to the blessings of education, which lead to it.

They impressed upon their minds also the benefits that would flow from

the abandonment of their hunters' life and warfare, and the adoption

of agricultural pursuits. It was then stated that it was the object

of the meeting to make them a present of something more than mere

professions of friendship, and desired of me to ascertain what would

be most useful and acceptable to them. The question being put to them,

the White Cloud replied that "anything they felt disposed to give they

would accept with thankfulness, but, as the question had been asked,

he should say that _money_ would be preferable to anything else, for

it was more easily carried, and when in America, and near their own

country, they could buy with it what their wives and little children

should most need." It was then proposed that a hat should be passed

around, for the purpose, by which the sum of 40_l._ was received, and

handed to the chief, to divide between them. Besides this very liberal

donation, a number of beautifully-bound Bibles were presented to them,

and several very kind and lovely ladies went to the shops, and returned

with beautiful shawls and other useful presents for the women and

children; and one benevolent gentleman, who had been of the meeting,

and whose name I regret that I have forgotten, brought in with his own

hands, a large trunk filled with pretty and useful things, which he

took pleasure in dividing amongst them, and in presenting the trunk to

the wife of the chief.

Thus ended this very kind and interesting meeting, which the Indians

will never forget, and which went far to strengthen their former belief

that the "good people," as they called them, would be everywhere found

to be their genuine friends.

Their invitation to the Zoological Gardens was for the day following,

and they were there highly entertained by the young men who were the

founders of that institution. They met in those peculiarly beautiful

grounds a great number of the fashionable ladies and gentlemen of

Dublin; and, after an hour or two delightfully spent amongst them,

received from the treasurer of the institution the sum of 36_l._, that

had been taken at the entrance. Nothing could have been more gratefully

received than were these two kind presents; nor could anything have

afforded them more convincing proofs of the hospitality and kindness of

the people they were amongst.

The exhibitions at the Rotunda were continued on every evening, and the

Indians took their daily ride at ten o'clock in the morning, seeing all

that was to be seen in the streets and the suburbs of Dublin, and after

their suppers and their _chickabobboo_ enjoyed their jokes and their

pipe, whilst they were making their remarks upon the occurrences of the

day, and listening to Daniel's readings of the 'Times' newspaper, to

which the _Chemokemon_[37] (as they now called him), Jim, had become

a subscriber. This boundless source of information and amusement,

just now opened to their minds, was engrossing much of their time;

and Daniel and Jeffrey were called upon regularly every night, after

their suppers, to tell them all that was new and curious in the paper

of the day; and Jim desired a daily entry in his book of the number of

_murders_ and _robberies_ that appeared in it. All this Daniel, in his

kindness, did for him, after reading the description of them; and in

this way the ingenious Jim considered he had all things now in good

train to enable him to enlighten the Indian races when he should get

back to the prairies of his own country.

[37] White man.

Poor Jim, whose avarice began to dawn with his first steps towards

civilization, and who, having his wife with him to add her share of

presents to his, and was now getting such an accumulation of Bibles

that they were becoming a serious item of luggage, related here a

curious anecdote that occurred while he was in the Zoological Gardens:--

The Bibles they had received, and were daily receiving, as "the most

valuable presents that could be made them," he had supposed must of

course have some considerable intrinsic value; and he felt disposed, as

he was now increasing his expenses, by taking the 'Times' newspaper and

in other ways, to try the experiment of occasionally selling one of his

bibles to increase his funds, and, on starting to go to the gardens,

had put one in his pouch to offer to people he should meet in the

crowd; and it seems he offered it in many cases, but nobody would buy,

but one had been _given_ to him by a lady; so he came home with one

more than he took; and he said to us, "I guess em no good--I no sell

em, but I get em a heap."

A very friendly invitation was received about this time from the

President of Trinity College for the party to visit that noble

institution, and Mr. Melody and myself took great pleasure in

accompanying them there. They were treated there with the greatest

possible kindness; and, after being shown through all its parts--its

library, museum, &c.--a liberal collection was made for them amongst

the reverend gentlemen and their families, and presented to them a few

days afterwards.

I took the War-chief and several of the party to visit the Archbishop

of Dublin and his family, who treated them with much kindness, and

presented to each a sovereign, as an evidence of the attachment they

felt for them. This unexpected kindness called upon them for some

expression of thanks in return; and the War-chief, after offering his

hand to the Archbishop, said to him:--

"My friend, as the Great Spirit has moved your heart to be kind to

us, I rise up to thank Him first, and then to tell you how thankful

we feel to you for what your hand has given us. We are poor, and

do not deserve this; but we will keep it, and it will buy food and

clothing for our little children.

"My friend, we are soon going from here, and we live a great way. We

shall never see your face again in this world, but we shall hope that

the Great Spirit will allow us to meet in the world that is before

us, and where you and I must soon go."

The Archbishop seemed much struck with his remarks; and, taking him

again by the hand, said to him that he believed they would meet again

in the world to come, and, commending them to the care of the Great

Spirit, bade them an affectionate farewell.

An invitation was awaiting them at this time, also, to breakfast the

next morning with Mr. Joseph Bewley, a Friend, and who lived a few

miles out of the city. His carriages arrived for them at the hour,

and the whole party visited him and his kind family and took their

breakfast with them. After the breakfast was over, the chief thanked

this kind gentleman for his hospitality and the presents very liberally

bestowed; and the party all listened with great attention to the

Christian advice which he gave them, recommending to them also to lay

down all their weapons of war, and to study the arts of peace. These

remarks seemed to have made a deep impression on their minds, for they

were daily talking of this kind man and the advice and information he

gave them.

Having finished our exhibitions by advertisement, but being detained a

few days longer in Dublin than we expected by the illness of the _Roman

Nose_, an opportunity was afforded the Indians to attend a number of

evening parties, to which they were invited by families of the Society

of Friends, and treated with the greatest kindness and attention.

The Indians had thus formed their notions of the beautiful city of

Dublin by riding through it repeatedly in all its parts--by viewing,

outside and in, its churches, its colleges, its gardens, and other

places of amusement; and of its inhabitants, by meeting them in the

exhibition rooms, and in their own houses, at their hospitable boards.

They decided that Edinburgh was rather the most beautiful city; that

in Glasgow they saw the most ragged and poor; and that in Dublin they

met the warmest-hearted and most kind people of any they had seen in

the kingdom. In Dublin, as in Glasgow, they had been in the habit of

throwing handfuls of pence to the poor; and at length had got them

baited, so that gangs of hungry, ragged creatures were daily following

their carriage home to their door, and there waiting under their

windows for the pence that were often showered down upon their heads.

Out of the thousands of beggars that _I_ met while there (and many of

whom extracted money from my pocket by their wit or drollery when I

was not disposed to give it), there was but one of whom I shall make

mention in this place. In my daily walk from my hotel to the Rotunda,

there was an old, hardy-looking veteran, who used often to meet me and

solicit with great importunity, as I had encouraged him by giving to

him once or twice when I first met him. I was walking on that pavement

one day with an American friend whom I had met, and, observing this old

man coming at some distance ahead of us on the same pavement, I said

to my friend, "Now watch the motions of that old fellow as he comes up

to beg--look at the expression of his face." When we had got within a

few rods of him the old man threw his stomach in, and one knee in an

instant seemed out of joint, and his face! oh, most pitiable to look

upon. We approached him arm-in-arm, and while coming towards him I put

my hand in my pocket as if I was getting out some money, which brought

this extraordinary expression from him: "My kind sir, may the gates of

Heaven open to receive you!"--(by this time we had got by him, and,

seeing that my hand remained stationary in my pocket, as he had turned

round and was scowling daggers at me)--"and may you be kicked out the

moment you get there!"

There is an inveteracy in the Irish begging and wit that shows it to

be native and not borrowed; it is therefore more irresistible and more

successful than in any other country perhaps in the world. I speak

this, however, merely as an opinion of my own, formed on the many

instances where the very reasons I assigned for not giving were so

ingeniously and suddenly turned into irresistible arguments for giving,

that my hand was in my pocket before I was aware of it.

The Indians however gave from other motives; not able to appreciate

their wit, they had discernment enough to see the wretchedness that

existed among the poor people in the lanes and outskirts of the city,

and too much pity in their hearts not to try with their money to

relieve them; and in that way I fully believe that they gave a very

considerable proportion of the money they had received since they

entered the city.

The symptoms of the poor _Roman Nose_, whose case was now decided to be

almost hopeless, were a little more favourable, and it was agreed, with

his united wish, that we should start for Liverpool by steamer; and on

the morning when we went on board, the Indians were more strongly than

ever confirmed in their belief that the Friends were the people who

had taken the deepest interest in their welfare, by meeting nearly all

they had seen in their numerous visits, down at the wharf, to shake

hands with them, and wish them an everlasting farewell! Such proof as

this, which brought even tears in their eyes, will be the last to be

forgotten by them or by me, and should be the last to be overlooked in

the public acknowledgment I am now making.

Our voyage across the Channel was easy and pleasant; and amongst

the numerous and fashionable people on board, poor Jim had the

mortification of trying to test the intrinsic value of his numerous

stock of Bibles by occasionally offering one that he carried in his

pouch. "I no sell 'em--they no like 'em," was his reply again; and he

began to doubt the value of them, which he was greatly disappointed to

find they had fixed much above their market-price.

On landing at the wharf in Liverpool the Indians recognised the spot

where they first set their feet upon English soil, and they raised the

yell (not unlike the war-whoop) which is given by war-parties when,

returning from battle, they are able to see their own village. This

gathered a great crowd in a few moments, that was exceedingly difficult

to disperse, and it instilled new ambition and strength into the poor

_Roman Nose_, who thought in his weakness that they were near home; but

he rallied only to look out and realize that he was too far from his

home ever to see it again.

Lodgings had been prepared for them, to which they immediately

repaired; and, as their sinking companion was so rapidly declining,

they were all in sadness, though they tried, poor fellows, to be gay

and cheerful. Their exhibitions had been advertised to commence, and

they proceeded with them. Before they commenced, however, a feast was

made to thank the Great Spirit for having conducted them quite around

England to the place from whence they started, and also for the benefit

of the health of their fellow-warrior, the _Roman Nose_.

A council was also held, when Mr. Melody and I were called in, and by

some it was proposed to start for home, and by others to go to Paris

and see a King, as they had tried, but in vain, to see the Queen of

England. A visit to Paris had been a favourite theme with them for some

months past, and all at length joined in the wish to see the King and

Queen of France.

The most skilful physicians were called to attend the poor _Roman

Nose_, and they advised us to place him in an hospital. He was

consulted, and, wishing to go, was removed there, where the

interpreter, Jeffrey, stayed, and every attention was paid him. A few

nights of exhibitions in Liverpool finished our stay in that town, and

brought us to an engagement we had made, for four nights, in the Free

Trade Hall in Manchester.

The Indians saw that their fellow-warrior was to sink to the grave in

a few days, and yet, like philosophers, they said it was the will of

the Great Spirit, and they must not complain. They said they would

give their exhibitions for the four nights, as they were promised to

the public, and then stop until their companion was dead and buried;

our exhibitions were consequently made to immense crowds on those

evenings, and to the same people who had seen the Ojibbeways with such

a relish when they first arrived. The different appearance of this

tribe, and difference in their modes, made them subjects of new and

fresh interest, and no doubt that their exhibitions, if they had been

continued, would have been nightly filled for a length of time. They

here gave their exhibitions the additional interest of erecting three

wigwams into a sort of Indian village on the immense platform, and

stationed their targets at the two ends, giving a fair illustration of

their skill in archery, as they shot for prizes across the breadth of

the immense hall.

Their exhibitions gained them much applause here, as in other places,

with which they were well pleased, and they had many invitations from

kind families in town, but which they declined, as they said they

were sad, as one of their number was dying. Thus their amusements in

Manchester, and for the kingdom, were finished, and they retired to

their private apartments, awaiting the end of the poor _Roman Nose_,

which was now daily expected. Mr. Melody and Jeffrey stayed by him, and

I went to see him, and so did several of the Indians, on each day until

his death.

While the Indians were thus resting in their quarters, they were

surprised and cheered by the sudden arrival of their old friend,

_Bobasheela_, who had just come from Cornwall to see them again before

their departure for America, as he supposed, from seeing by the papers

that they had arrived in Liverpool.

They thus amused themselves from day to day, lying still, not wishing

to ride about, or to admit company, or to attend to the invitations

from various quarters given to them. Their time was now chiefly taken

up in repairing their dresses, &c., in anticipation of going before the

King of France, and listening to the amusing and shocking things which

Daniel was daily reading in Jim's newspaper, and minuting down in his

note-book, as he required. He wished Daniel and his friend _Bobasheela_

to find in his paper, if they could, how many churches there were in

England, and how many _black-coats_ (as he called them) there were who

were constantly reading the good book and preaching to them. This they

could not do at the moment, but _Bobasheela_ told him he could get it

all out of a book that had lately been published, and would give it to

him the next day. This was done according to promise, and by Daniel

recorded in his book.

_Bobasheela's_ anxieties were now turned towards the poor suffering

_Roman Nose_, and he went to Liverpool to see him, and arrived with

some of the Indians just in time to see him breathe his last. Alas!

poor, fine fellow! he went down gradually and regularly to the grave;

and though amongst strangers and far away from all of the graves of his

relatives, he died like a philosopher, and (though not a Christian)

not _unlike_ a Christian. He said repeatedly to Jeffrey that he should

live but so many days, and afterwards so many hours, and seemed to be

perfectly resigned to the change that was to take place. He said that

his time had come; he was going to the beautiful hunting-grounds, where

he would soon see his friends who had gone before him: he said that

when he shut his eyes he could plainly see them, and he felt sure it

was only to change the society of his friends here for that of his dear

parents and other friends, and he was now anxious to be with them. He

said the road might be long, but it did not matter where he started

from; the Great Spirit had promised him strength to reach it. He told

his friend _Bobasheela_ that in his pouch he would find some money,

with which he wished him to buy some of the best vermilion, and, if

possible, some green paint, such as _Chippehola_ used to get for him in

London, and have them put in his pouch with his flint and steel, and to

be sure to be placed in his grave, that he might be able to make his

face look well among his friends where he was going. He wished him, and

Daniel also, to have his arrows examined in his quiver, and repaired

with new and sharp blades, as he recollected that, before he was sick,

many of them were injured by shooting at the target, and during his

illness others might have been destroyed. He had requested his silver

medal, which was given to him by the American government for saving

the lives of ten of his defenceless enemies, to be suspended by a blue

ribbon over his head while he was sick, that he might see it until he

died, and in that position it hung when I was last with him--his eyes

were upon it, and his smile, until he drew his last breath. After his

death his friend _Bobasheela_, and Jeffrey and the Doctor, laid him

in his coffin, and, placing in it, according to the Indian mode, his

faithful bow and quiver of arrows, his pipe and tobacco to last him

through the "journey he was to perform," having dressed him in all his

finest clothes, and painted his face, and placed his bow and quiver

and his pouch by his side, and his medal on his breast, the coffin was

closed, and his remains were buried, attended by his faithful friends

around him, by the officers of the institution, and many citizens, who

sympathized in his unlucky fate.

Thus ended the career of _No-ho-mun-ya_ (or the Roman Nose), one of the

most peaceable and well-disposed and finest men of the party, or of the

tribe from which he came.

The reader will now contemplate the Indians and their friend

_Bobasheela_ again in their private rooms in Manchester, spending a

week or so together, smoking their pipes, with their faces painted

black, recounting the deeds of the vanished warrior, and recapitulating

the events of their tour through England, Scotland, and Ireland,

and trying to cheer the view that was ahead of them by drinking

_chickabobboo_. These few days passed heavily by, and they soon

became anxious to throw off the gloom that was cast over them, by

seeing something new, and by resuming the exercise and excitements of

the dance. Their thoughts were now on Paris, and I was there making

arrangements for their reception. The reader will therefore, with my

help, _imagine_ himself across the Channel (and probably for the first

time in his life without being sea-sick), and ready to commence, with

the Indians and me, amidst new scenes and new scenery, the following

chapter.

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