THE CONNOISSEUR.

No more to bits of china (though I love it),

To coloured prints no more my fancy roams,

Or all the works of art I used to covet

In other people's homes.

Old first editions, Sheffield plate and brasses,

Weapons of CROMWELL'S time and coats of mail,

Gate-tables, QUEEN ANNE chairs and aught that passes

For craft of CHIPPENDALE--

Such things no more I spend my hard-earned cash on

(Fain though the spirit be, the purse is weak);

Yet strong within me burns the ruling passion

For anything antique.

To haunt the sales for "finds" no more my job is;

I've found at length, to satisfy my bent,

A wider sphere for this my last of hobbies,

Which costs me not a cent;

Where I can see my friends possess the treasure

Their souls desire, nor envy them for that;

My game's to scan my fellow-man at leisure

Divested of his hat;

Among my own coevals, whom at last Time

Is taking by the locks at forty-nine,

Searching (a quaint but inexpensive pastime)

For balder heads than mine.

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