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[Illustration: _Mistress._ "AT TWO O'CLOCK THIS MORNING,
MARY, WE WERE WAKENED BY LOUD KNOCKING, AND YOUR MASTER
WENT DOWN AND FOUND IT WAS A POLICEMAN, WHO TOLD HIM THE
PANTRY WINDOW WAS OPEN."
_Mary._ "OH, 'E DID, DID 'E? 'AD 'E RED 'AIR? I'LL LARN
'M TO GO 'AMMERIN' AT DECENT PEOPLE'S DOOR IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT JUST BECAUSE I WOULDN'T GO TO THE PICTURES
WITH 'IM LAST FRIDAY. IMPERENCE!"]
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