CHAPTER VIII ~ THE CRANKS OF THE _JULIA_ BRIG

We were bound from Tahiti to the Gilbert Islands, seeking a cargo of

native labourers for Stewart's great plantation at Tahiti, and had

worked our way from island to island up northward through the group

with fair success (having obtained ninety odd stalwart, brown-skinned

savages), when between Apaian Island and Butaritari Island we spoke a

lumbering, fat-sided old brig--the _Isabella_ of Sydney.

The _Isabella_ was owned by a firm of Chinese merchants in Sydney;

and as her skipper (Evers) and her supercargo (Dick Warren) were old

acquaintances of mine and also of the captain of my ship, we both

lowered boats and exchanged visits.

Warren and I had not met for over two years, since he and I had been

shipmates in a labour vessel sailing out of Samoa--he as mate and I as

“recruiter”--so we had much to talk about.

“Oh, by-the-way,” he remarked as we were saying good-bye, “of course you

have heard of that shipload of unwashed saints who have been cruising

around the South Seas in search of a Promised Land?”

“Yes, I believe that they have gone off to Tonga or Fiji, trying to

light upon 'the Home Beautiful,' and are very hard up. The people in

Fiji will have nothing to do with that crowd--if they have gone there.”

“They have not. They turned back for Honolulu, and are now at Butaritari

and in an awful mess. Some of the saints came on board and wanted me to

give them a passage to Sydney. You must go and have a look at them and

their rotten old brig, the _Julia_. Oh, they are a lovely lot--full of

piety and as dirty as Indian fakirs. Ah Sam, our agent at Butaritari,

will tell you all about them. He has had such a sickener of the holy

men that it will do you good to hear him talk. What the poor devils are

going to do I don't know. I gave them a little provisions--all I could

spare, but their appearance so disgusted me that I was not too civil

to them. They cannot get away from Butaritari as the old brig is not

seaworthy, and there is nothing in the way of food to be had in the

island except coco-nuts and fish--manna is out of season in the South

Seas just now. Good-bye, old man, and good luck.”

On the following day we sighted Butaritari Island--one of the largest

atolls in the North Pacific, and inhabited by a distinctly unamiable

and cantankerous race of Malayo-Polynesians whose principal amusement

in their lighter hours is to get drunk on sour toddy and lacerate each

other's bodies with sharks' teeth swords. In addition to Ah Sam, the

agent for the Chinese trading firm, there were two European traders who

had married native women and eked out a lonely existence by buying copra

(dried coco-nut) and sharks' fins when they were sober enough to attend

to business--which was infrequent. However, Butaritari was a good

recruiting ground for ships engaged in the labour traffic, owing to the

continuous internecine wars, for the vanquished parties, after their

coco-nut trees had been cut down and their canoes destroyed had the

choice of remaining and having their throats cut or going away in a

labour ship to Tahiti, Samoa or the Sandwich Islands.

Entering the passage through the reef, we sailed slowly across the

splendid lagoon, whose waters were as calm as those of a lake, and

dropped anchor abreast of the principal village and quite near the ship

of the saints. She was a woe-begone, battered-looking old brig of two

hundred tons or so. She showed no colours in response to ours, and we

could see no one on deck. Presently, however, we saw a man emerge from

below, then a woman, and presently a second man, and in a few minutes

she showed the Ecuadorian flag. Then all three sat on chairs under the

ragged awning and stared listlessly at our ship.

Ah Sam came off from the shore and boarded us. He was a long, melancholy

Chinaman, had thirty-five hairs of a beard, and, poor fellow, was dying

of consumption. He told us the local news, and then I asked him

about the cargo of saints, many more of whom were now visible on the

after-deck of their disreputable old crate.

Ah Sam's thin lips parted in a ghastly smile, as he set down his whisky

and soda, and lit a cigar. We were seated under the awning, which had

just been spread, and so had a good view of the _Julia_.

The brig, he said, had managed to crawl into the lagoon three months

previously, and in working up to an anchorage struck on one of the coral

mushrooms with which the atoll is studded. Ah Sam and the two

white traders went off with their boats' crews of natives to render

assistance, and after some hours' hard work succeeded in getting her

off and towing her up to the spot where she was then anchored. Then the

saints gathered on the after-deck and held a thanksgiving meeting, at

the conclusion of which, the thirsty and impatient traders asked the

captain to give them and their boats' crews a few bottles of liquor in

return for their services in pulling his brig off the rocks, and when he

reproachfully told them that the _Julia_ was a temperance ship and that

drink was a curse and that God would reward them for their kindness,

they used most awful language and went off, cursing the captain and the

saints for a lot of mean blackguards and consigning them to everlasting

torments.

On the following day all the Hawaiian crew bolted on shore and took up

their quarters with the natives. The captain came on shore and tried to

get other natives in their place, but failed--for he had no money to pay

wages, but offered instead the privilege of becoming members of what Ah

Sam called some “dam fool society”.

There were, said Ah Sam, in addition to the captain and his wife,

originally twenty-five passengers, but half of them had left the ship at

various ports.

“And now,” he concluded, pointing a long yellow forefinger at the

rest of the saints, “the rest of them will be coming to see you

presently--the tam teives--to see wha' they can cadge from you.”

“You don't like them, Ah Sam?” observed our skipper, with a twinkle in

his eye.

Ah Sam's reply could not be put upon paper. For a Chinaman he could

swear in English most fluently. Then he bade us good-bye for the

present, said he would do all he could to help me get some “recruits,”

and invited us to dinner with him in the evening. He was a good-natured,

hospitable fellow, and we accepted the invitation with pleasure.

A few minutes after he had gone on shore the brigantine's boat came

alongside, and her captain and three of his passengers stepped on board.

He introduced himself as Captain Lynch Richards, and his friends as

Brothers So-and-So of the “Islands Brothers' Association of Christians

“. They were a dull, melancholy looking lot, Richards alone showing some

mental and physical activity. Declining spirituous refreshments, they

all had tea and something to eat. Then they asked me if I would let them

have some provisions, and accept trade goods in payment.

As they had no money--except about one hundred dollars between them--I

let them have what provisions we could spare, and then accepted their

invitation to visit the _Julia_.

I went with them in their own boat--two of the saints pulling--and as

they flopped the blades of their oars into the water and I studied their

appearance, I could not but agree with Dick Warren's description--“as

dirty as Indian fakirs,” for not only were their garments dirty, but

their faces looked as if they had not come into contact with soap and

water for a twelvemonth. Richards, the skipper, was a comparatively

young man, and seemed to have given some little attention to his attire,

for he was wearing a decent suit of navy blue with a clean collar and

tie.

Getting alongside we clambered on deck--there was no side ladder--and I

was taken into the cabin where Richards introduced me to his wife. She

was a pretty, fragile-looking young woman of about five and twenty years

of age, and looked so worn out and unhappy that my heart was filled with

pity. During the brief conversation we held I asked her if she and her

husband would come on board our vessel in the afternoon and have tea,

and mentioned that we had piles and piles of books and magazines on the

ship to which she could help herself.

Her eyes filled with tears. “I guess I should like to,” she said as she

looked at her husband.

Then I was introduced to the rest of the company in turn, as they

sat all round the cabin, half a dozen of them on the transom lockers

reminding me somehow of dejected and meditative storks. Glad of an

excuse to get out of the stuffy and ill-ventilated cabin and the

uninspiring society of the unwashed Brethren, I eagerly assented to the

captain's suggestion to have a look round the ship before we “talked

business,” _i.e_., concerning the trade goods I was to select in payment

for the provisions with which I had supplied him. One of the Brethren,

an elderly, goat-faced person, came with us, and we returned on deck.

Never before had I seen anything like the _Julia_. She was an old,

soft-pine-built ex-Puget Sound lumberman, literally tumbling to decay,

aloft and below. Her splintering decks, to preserve them somewhat from

the torrid sun, were covered over with old native mats, and her spars,

from want of attention, were splitting open in great gaping cracks, and

were as black as those of a collier. How such a craft made the voyage

from San Francisco to Honolulu, and from there far to the south of the

Line and then back north to the Gilbert Group, was a marvel.

I was taken down the hold and showed what the “cranks” called their

trade goods and asked to select what I thought was a fair thing in

exchange for the provisions I had given them. Heavens! Such a collection

of utter, utter rubbish! second-hand musical boxes in piles, gaudy

lithographs, iron bedsteads, “brown paper” boots and shoes eaten half

away by cockroaches. Sets of cheap and nasty toilet ware, two huge cases

of common and much damaged wax dolls, barrels of rotted dried apples,

and decayed pork, an ice-making plant, bales and bales of second-hand

clothing--men's, women's and children's--cheap and poisonous sweets in

jars, thousands of twopenny looking-glasses, penny whistles, accordions

that wouldn't accord, as the cockroaches had eaten them up except the

wood and metal work, school slates and pencils, and a box of Bibles and

Moody and Sankey hymn-books. And the smell was something awful! I asked

the captain what was the cause of it--it overpowered even the horrible

odour of the decayed pork and rotted apples. He replied placidly that he

thought it came from a hundred kegs of salted salmon bellies which were

stowed below everything else, and that he “guessed some of them hed

busted”.

“It is enough to breed a pestilence,” I said; “why do you not all

turn-to, get the stuff up and heave it overboard? You must excuse me,

captain, but for Heaven's sake let us get on deck.”

On returning to the poop we found that the skipper of our vessel had

come on board, and was conversing with Mrs. Richards. I took him aside

and told him of what I had seen, and suggested that we should make them

a present of the provisions. He quite agreed with me, so turning to

Captain Richards and the goat-faced old man and several other of the

Brethren who had joined them, I said that the captain and I hoped that

they would accept the provisions from us, as we felt sure that our

owners would not mind. And I also added that we would send them a few

bags of flour and some other things during the course of the day. And

then the captain, knowing that Captain Richards and his wife were coming

to have tea with us, took pity on the Brethren and said, he hoped they

would all come to breakfast in the morning.

Poor beggars. Grateful! Of course they were, and although they were

sheer lunatics--religious lunatics such as the United States produces by

tens of thousands every year--we felt sincerely sorry for them when they

told us their miserable story. The spokesman was an old fellow of sixty

with long flowing hair--the brother-in-law of the man with the goat's

face--and an enthusiast. But mad--mad as a hatter.

“The Islands Brothers' Association of Christians” had its genesis in

Philadelphia. It was formed “by a few pious men to found a settlement in

the South Seas, till the soil, build a temple, instruct the savages,

and live in peace and happiness”. Twenty-eight persons joined and seven

thousand dollars were raised in one way and another--mostly from other

lunatics. Many “sympathisers” gave goods, food, etc., to help the cause

(hence the awful rubbish in the hold), and at 'Frisco they spent one

thousand five hundred dollars in buying “trade goods to barter with

the simple natives”. At 'Frisco the _Julia_, then lying condemned, was

bought for a thousand dollars--she was not worth three hundred dollars,

and was put under the Ecuadorian flag. “God sent them friends in

Captain Richards and his wife,” ambled on the old man. Richards became a

“Brother” and joined them to sail the ship and find an island “rich

and fertile in God's gifts to man, and with a pleasant people dwelling

thereon”.

With a scratch crew of 'Frisco dead beats the brig reached Honolulu.

The crew at once cleared out, and several of the “Brothers,” with their

wives, returned to America--they had had enough of it. After some weeks'

delay Richards managed to get four Hawaiian sailors to ship, and the

vessel sailed again for the Isle Beautiful. He didn't know exactly where

to look for it, but he and the “Brothers” had been told that there were

any amount of them lying around in the South Seas, and they would have

some trouble in making a choice out of so many.

The story of their insane wanderings after the _Julia_ went south of the

equator would have been diverting had it not been so distressing. The

mate, who we gathered was both a good seaman and a competent navigator,

was drowned through the capsizing of a boat on the reef of some island

between the Gilbert Group and Rarotonga, and with his death what little

discipline, and cohesiveness had formerly existed gradually vanished.

Richards apparently knew how to handle his ship, but as a navigator he

was nowhere. Incredible as it may seem, his general chart of the North

and South Pacific was thirty years old, and was so torn, stained and

greasy as to be all but undecipherable. As the weary weeks went by

and they went from island to island, only to be turned away by the

inhabitants, they at last began to realise the folly of the venture, and

most of them wanted to return to San Francisco. But Richards clung to

the belief that they only wanted patience to find a suitable island

where the natives would be glad to receive them, and where they could

settle down in peace. Failing that, he had the idea that there were

numbers of fertile and uninhabited islands, one of which would suit the

Brethren almost as well. But as time went on he too grew despondent, and

turned the brig's head northward for Honolulu; and one day he blundered

across Butaritari Island and entered the lagoon in the hope of at least

getting, some provisions. And again the crew bolted and left the Brethren

to shift for themselves. Week after week, month after month went by,

the provisions were all gone except weevily biscuit and rotten pork, and

they passed their time in wandering about the beaches of the lagoon

and waiting for assistance. And yet there were two or three of them

who still believed in the vision of the Isle Beautiful and were still

hopeful that they might get there. “All we want is another crew,” these

said to us.

Our skipper shook his head, and then talked to them plainly, calling

upon me to corroborate him.

“You will never get a crew. No sailor-man would ever come to sea in

a crate like this. And you'll find no islands anywhere in the Pacific

where you can settle down, unless you can pay for it. The natives will

chivvy you off if you try to land. I know them--you don't. The people in

America who encouraged you in this business were howling lunatics. Your

ship is falling to pieces, and I warn you that if you once leave this

lagoon in her, you will never see land again.”

They were silent, and then the old man began to weep, and said they

would there and then pray for guidance.

“All right,” said the skipper, “go ahead, and I'll get my mate and the

carpenter to come and tell you their opinion of the state of this brig.”

The mate and carpenter made an examination, told Captain Richards in

front of his passengers that the ship was utterly unseaworthy, and that

he would be a criminal if he tried to put to sea again. That settled the

business, especially after they had asked me to value their trade goods,

and I told them frankly that they were literally not worth valuing, and

to throw them overboard.

Ten days later the Brotherhood broke up--an American trading schooner

came into the lagoon and her captain offered to take them to Jakuit in

the Marshall Islands, where they were certain of getting a passage to

Honolulu in some whaleship. They all accepted with the exception of

Richards and his wife who refused to leave the _Julia_. The poor fellow

had his pride and would not desert his ship. However, as his wife was

ailing, he had a small house built on shore and managed to make a few

hundred dollars by boat-building. But every day he would go off and have

a look round the old brig to see if everything on board was all right.

Then one night there came a series of heavy squalls which raised a

lumpy sea in the lagoon, and when morning broke only her top-masts were

visible--she had gone down at her anchors.

Richards and his fellow-cranks were the forerunners of other bands of

ignorant enthusiasts who in later years endeavoured to foist themselves

upon the natives of the Pacific Islands and met with similar and

well-merited disaster. Like the ill-fated “La Nouvelle France” colony of

the notorious Marquis de Ray, all these land-stealing ventures set

about their exploits under the cloak of religion. One, under a pretended

concession from the Mexican Government, founded a “Christian Redemption

Colony” of scallywags, loafers and loose women at Magdalena Bay in

Lower California, and succeeded in getting many thousands of pounds from

foolish people. Then came a party of Mormon Evangelists who actually

bought and paid for land in Samoa and conducted themselves decently

and are probably living there now. After them came the wretched _Percy

Edward_ band of pilgrims to found a “happy home” in the South Seas. They

called themselves the “United Brotherhood of the South Sea Islands”. In

another volume, in an article describing my personal experiences of

the disastrous “Nouvelle France” expedition to New Ireland,{*} I have

alluded to the _Percy Edward_ affair in these words, which I may be

permitted to quote: “The _Percy Edward_ was a wretched old tub of a

brigantine (formerly a Tahiti-San Francisco mail packet). She was

bought in the latter port by a number of people who intended to found a

Socialistic Utopia, where they were to pluck the wild goat by the beard,

pay no rent to the native owners of the soil, and, letting their hair

grow down their backs, lead an idyllic life and loaf around generally.

Such a mad scheme could have been conceived nowhere else but in San

Francisco or Paris.... The result of the Marquis de Ray's expedition

ought to have made the American enthusiasts reflect a little before they

started. But having the idea that they could sail on through summer seas

till they came to some land fair to look upon, and then annex it right

away in the sacred name of Socialism (and thus violate one of the

principles of true Socialism), they sailed--only to be quickly

disillusionised. For there were no islands anywhere in the North and

South Pacific to be had for the taking thereof; neither were there any

tracts of land to be had from the natives, except for hard cash or its

equivalent. The untutored Kanakas also, with whom they came in contact,

refused to become brother Socialists and go shares with the long-haired

wanderers in their land or anything else. So from island unto island the

_Percy Edward_ cruised, looking more disreputable every day, until

as the months went by she began to resemble in her tattered gear

and dejected appearance her fatuous passengers. At last, after being

considerably chivvied about by the white and native inhabitants of the

various islands touched at, the forlorn expedition reach Fiji. Here

fifty of the idealists elected to remain and work for their living

under a Government... But the remaining fifty-eight stuck to the _Percy

Edward_, and her decayed salt junk and putrid water, and their beautiful

ideals; till at last the ship was caught in a hurricane, badly battered

about, lost her foremast, and only escaped foundering by reaching New

Caledonia and settling her keel on the bottom of Nouméa harbour. Then

the visionaries began to collect their senses, and denounced the _Percy

Edward_ and the principles of the 'United Brotherhood' as hollow

frauds, and elected to abandon her and go on shore and get a good square

meal. What became of them at Nouméa I did not hear, but do know that in

their wanderings they received much charitable assistance from British

shipmasters and missionaries--in some cases their passages were paid

to the United States--the natural and proper country for the ignorant

religious 'crank'.”

* Ridan the Devil: T. Fisher Unwin, London.

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