In a corner a fat merchant, flushed with a heavy dinner, is ready for

his chat with the _sommelier_. He tells him with some fervor that he is

proud to say that when he was eighteen he dined on a sou’s worth of

bread on the stones of the Place de la Bastille. “Men of that time were

ready to begin at the foot of the ladder,” he continues, puffing at his

cigar, “but nowadays our sons, who see us in comfort, want to obtain

money and luxuries without going through the mill.”

“_Par ici! monsieur_,” says Étienne, and he leads the way up a carved

stairway to the floor above, past little _cabinets particuliers_ whose

cozy interiors are marvels of good taste. Here is one with walls of

rich brocade of the time of Louis XVI. Another is in early French, with

its adaptation of Chinese ornaments. Another is paneled in ebony inlaid

with mother-of-pearl; still another in pale lilac brocade and teakwood.

Each of these private rooms has its serving pantry across a narrow

hallway where the linen and glass and silver are kept spotless, in

readiness at a moment’s notice. A superb private stairway in white

marble and stained glass connects this portion of the restaurant with a

dignified courtyard leading out to a gray little side street. But these

are the little rooms.

[Illustration]

There is, besides, a great banquet hall in medieval Gothic that might

have been carried bodily out of some feudal castle in Touraine with a

carved minstrel gallery, a superb ceiling and rare stained glass. Here

wedding breakfasts and dinners are given with cotillions to follow. And

there are two other salons paneled in rare carving and inlaid woods. At

the bottom of another stairway Étienne directs me across the mosaic

floor of a spacious hall and into a grotto-like cave. Here is another

dining-room. It is resplendent in stalactites with green ferns growing

from walls of moss-grown rocks and a cascade talking to itself and

purling into a green pool.

Music? no, indeed. People who come here have too good a time to need to

be waltzed through the soup or polkaed through the entrée.

It is four o’clock and they are laying the round table in the center of

the grotto with twenty covers. It might be for a state dinner in the

presence of a king, so perfectly is the table appointed and in such

rare taste. A bed of violet orchids forms the center of the table.

I look up and catch sight of the venerable Monsieur Marguery on the

stairway, peering interestedly into the room to watch the laying of the

service. He has suddenly entered through some hidden door—a panel in

the wall which Étienne afterwards shows me. “He is everywhere, as you

see,” said Étienne, quietly.

[Illustration: LE GÉRANT

Drawn by Sancha]

“Ah! it is you, monsieur,” says Monsieur Marguery, cheeringly, as he

approaches. “And have you found this grotto room charming with the pale

orchids and the cool water? You know in summer,” he continues, “it is

quite as cool here as in the Bois”—and he might have added, quite as

beautiful, for this fairy corner needed only the setting of wit and

beauty to make it a paradise.

“And you see, my friend,” he continues, “you have seen only the

upstairs of my restaurant. Come between seven and eight some evening

and I will put you in a corner of my kitchen when it is busiest,” and

he adds, with smiling good humor, “I won’t warn them you are coming.”

I was the guest of the chef in the Marguery kitchen at eight o’clock

one Saturday evening. There were a dozen wedding banquets going on

upstairs, and scores of hidden _dîners particuliers_, while the

restaurant, screened from the kitchen by a swinging door, was filled to

overflowing.

I passed through this door and met my host with the _cordon bleu_, who

looked more like the director of a railroad than a cook. He placed me

in a safe corner connecting the meat room and the kitchen, from which I

could observe and still be out of the way of the rush, for the famous

cuisine was as busy as a stage during a spectacle.

A long counter ran the length of the room, serving as a barrier against

hurrying waiters. Back of this counter lay the culinary plant. Five

great ranges were in full blast.

At one a cloud of steam rose from some entrée, on the second range a

great copper saucepan was suddenly lifted and the fire beneath it sent

up a lurid flare which went slipping up the hooded chimney.

The room was in a state of bedlam with the cries of meat cooks,

vegetable cooks, soup cooks and waiters hurrying for their orders. The

system beneath all this was perfect.

[Illustration: THE VEGETABLE COOK

Drawn by Sancha]

A waiter sprang through the swinging door shouting his order. He never

was forced to repeat it, so alert were the staff of cooks that they

seemed to have been awaiting him.

“_Un Chateaubriand aux pommes!_” cries a garçon.

“_Un Chateaubriand aux pommes!_” corroborates a chief cook.

Instantly a man dodges out of the meat room, a second later the steak

is sizzling over the fire, the vegetable cook stands ready with his

potatoes, a fourth prepares the sauce, a fifth attends to the plates,

and the sixth looks after the garnishing of the dish.

“I am glad you find it interesting,” said my host the chef, as he

joined me for a moment’s rest.

I bowed my compliments.

“And is this the only kitchen for so large an establishment?” I

ventured, in surprise.

“Yes, the only one; we do it all here. It is the organization which

counts, not the space. With these five ranges and this force of men we

are competent to handle as many dinners as come under the roof.”

The chef’s eye seemed everywhere. When the rush was over, his private

coupé would call for him, but at present he was on guard.

I marveled at this man’s memory. What a catalog of sauces, each one

containing scores of ingredients, he must carry in his head! What a

list of dishes, each one prepared in a dozen different ways! I imparted

to him the fact that my culinary skill was limited to boiling an egg,

and he laughed good-humoredly, his intelligent face, with its white

mustache, glowing under his white cap in the glare of a nearby fire.

“Precisely, monsieur, but you see it is the same in every profession;

one must learn the minute parts which tend to make something which in

itself pleases, whether it be through the mind, the pocket, or the

stomach,” and, asking me to excuse him for a moment, he disappeared in

the direction of a cloud of mushroom steam to overlook an entrée.

A cook near me was busy with the final sizzle of a duck _en casserole_.

The man was an artist in the way he stirred his sauce. Even in the very

handling of the burnished copper _batterie_ of saucepans about him.

I fully expected this culinary prestidigitator would produce the lady’s

ring from the duck he had just finished cooking and discover the rabbit

in my overcoat pocket, but the duck was smothered so quickly in a rich

brown sauce, with a dash of this and a pinch of that from the magician,

and finally thrust for a final magic touch over the crackling blaze,

that, before I could guess what might happen next, it was on its way to

some _cabinet particulier_, where a quiet little man with gray hair was

waiting to carve it.

It was he who won the grand prize for his skill in getting sixty slices

from a single duck. He has quite the air of a dignified surgeon who has

been called in consultation.

He carves with a plain knife sharpened upon the back of a plate. The

duck seems to fall apart under his expert touch. He mashes into a paste

the liver and heart, pouring over the whole the red blood gravy.

_Voilà!_ It is done; and, passing the first dish to one of the group of

garçons at his elbow who have been watching him, he bows and leaves the

room. The group of waiters about him are deeply interested in this

object lesson, and it is this willingness to learn which makes in Paris

so many good _garçons de café_.

The famous old Maison Dorée has closed its doors. The business of this

celebrated restaurant had fallen off so seriously that its death was

but a question of days. Paris had deserted it in its old age and dined

elsewhere.

Many of the waiters, who had spent their lifetime beneath its roof,

hoped against hope, and continued to serve the few habitués who

remained faithful to the end.

Occasionally a party of strangers would open the door, and, finding the

restaurant deserted, close it apologetically and go on their way to a

gayer place.

[Illustration: THE MAGICIAN]

In encouraging moments like these the veteran waiters ceremoniously

took their places and the dignified _maître d’hôtel_ advanced to greet

the newcomers bravely, as if the ruin of the old house were not an open

secret. There is something pathetic about the death of an establishment

like the Maison Dorée.

How much gaiety it has seen in its lifetime!

How faithfully it has cheered those who entered its doors!

Here the _vie Parisienne_ that Grévin and Cham drew so inimitably, came

to dine in the old days; the courtezans of Balzac; the belles and beaux

of the Empire.

Just as the Maison Dorée lived in thoroughbred dignity so did it die.

Yesterday morning the shades of the windows were drawn down. The end

had come. A simple card on the door bore the words:

“LE RESTAURANT

EST FERMÉ.”

And one felt like laying a wreath on its threshold.

[Illustration: THE VERSEUR

Drawn by Sancha]

On Saturdays the Café de la Cascade, in the Bois, is taken possession

of by _bourgeois_ wedding parties, with brides in white satin gowns and

grooms and their friends in dress-suits, which they had donned early in

the morning and in which they have sung and cheered, and drunk the

bride’s health and the groom’s health, and that of _les belles soeurs_

and _les petits_ nephews and all the innumerable _enfants_, cousins and

_cousines_, comrades and _amis_ connected by blood, marriage or

friendship with the happy pair.

No wonder that by midnight, after such a day of continuous festivity,

the poor bride is wild-eyed, flushed, exhausted and demoralized! For

this _bourgeois_ wedding had started at ten A. M. with the civil

ceremony at the City Hall, the civil wedding being the only one legally

recognized in France. From the hall the party proceeded to the church,

where most brides insist on going after the civil ceremony. Here occurs

another long function, including an address by the priest or minister.

Then the bridesmaids, accompanied by the men of honor, _garçons

d’honneur_, of which there are three classes, make two collections

among the assemblage: one for the poor and the other for the church.

This procession is headed by a gorgeously dressed major-domo, “Le

Suisse,” who pounds the floor with his heavy baton as he strides

solemnly through the aisles warning everyone to get their donations

ready. The collections referred to are made either in a butterfly net,

which discreetly hides the sous from view, or in purses made to match

the gowns of the bridesmaids and carried ostensibly open for the

expected louis.

There are several classes of weddings, just as there are several

classes of funerals, their magnificence progressing in proportion to

the money paid. You can be married at the little altar or the big one,

enter under a spangled canopy at the front door or by an unadorned

modest side one.

Now comes another ordeal for the bride; having gone to the sacristy

after the ceremony, she is obliged to shake hands with everyone present

and be kissed on both cheeks by cousins, friends or even acquaintances.

Then the procession of carriages drives up, each being given its

precedence in line. They are filled and start off for the wedding

breakfast at the restaurant. This means a well-to-do wedding; many

couples can afford only one huge stage which alternately serves in

going to and from the races, while others go on foot, often six or

seven arm-in-arm romping through the streets, singing or stopping at

some little _buvette_ for a glass of wine. The poor bride walks on and

on, holding her satin train. She is half exhausted, but is expected to

be bright and gay. Poor victim, the day has only begun for her!

After the wedding breakfast at the restaurant, trains are taken to some

nearby country place like St. Cloud, or carriages to the Café de la

Cascade. Here occurs the indispensable dinner, a feast of uproarious

_camaraderie_, where dishes succeed dishes, and where each one is

expected to be rollicking and witty and sing his song. In accordance

with an old custom, to the first man of honor is allotted the privilege

of trying to steal the garter of the bride.

The dance which follows this dinner lasts until morning, and lucky are

the bride and groom if they can escape by midnight.

But mild indeed are these _bourgeois_ weddings of the city compared

with those of the well-to-do peasants! These include festivities which

last three days, most of which time is spent at table, where beef is

followed by veal, veal by mutton, mutton by rabbit, rabbit by chicken,

and chicken by pork, and so on through the list of viands. This

continuous feast is only made possible by consuming from time to time a

stiff glass of applejack.

“_Vive la mariée!_” cry a dozen overjoyous ones in front of a café at

St. Cloud as my _voiture_ tries to pass. My _cocher_ grins and cracks

his whip. The best man, a soldier, the groom and a dozen others, noisy

with the sound wine of Touraine, link arms in front of my rawboned

steed, yelling:

“You cannot pass, monsieur, unless you cry _Vive la mariée!_”

“_Vive la mariée!_” I cry, loudly as I can, in my ineradicable accent.

There is a welcoming shout from the wedding party. The bride throws me

a kiss. The little cousins and _cousines_ and the _beau-frère_ and

_belle-mère_ wave their handkerchiefs in acknowledgment, a dozen

tumblers of red wine are offered to me, and as many are thrust at the

fat _cocher_ who is now waving his glazed hat in the air with

enthusiasm.

“_Vive la République! Vive la mariée! Vive la France!_” come from a

score of throats as I am allowed to proceed. As we rattle up a crooked

street, the din of the festivity grows fainter and fainter in the

distance, now I hear faintly the indistinct blare of the band playing

below for the dance, and now and then a cheer, stronger than the

others, floats up from the far-away café: “_Vive la mariée!_”

Dining in the open air is brought to its perfection in the Bois de

Boulogne.

The Chalet du Touring Club, at the entrance of the Bois, is a popular

rendezvous for the bicycling Mimis and the Faustines, and their

admirers. At the _apéritif_ hour in the afternoon, this cosmopolitan

café under the trees is crowded with a mixed assemblage. It is an

excellent place in which to breakfast well and at a moderate price.

The Pavillon Chinois, with its picturesque pagoda-like roof, is

frequented by a richer class.

During the season, between five and seven, all of smart Paris may be

seen at the Pavillon d’Armenonville. At this hour the tables in the

garden are filled with pretty women in chic toilettes, accompanied by

faultlessly dressed gentlemen whose bank accounts have managed thus far

to survive.

By six, the scene resembles a garden party. There is a mixture of

nature and artifice, of exquisite toilettes, of gay flowers blooming in

beds under the shadows of sturdy trees up in whose branches the birds

flutter and sing. One’s ears are filled with babble of voices and the

soft laughter of those whose life for the moment is happy. The sun has

sunk in an opalescent haze, its rays reflect upon the glass of the

pavilion and the edge of the tiny kiosks whence come the chatter and

laughter of some jolly _partie carrée_ still at table over a late

_déjeuner_. Above the hum drones the rhythm of the Tziganes; their

violins cry in some plaintive gipsy song. Now the strings rush into the

most seductive of Viennese waltzes, melting away, to begin afresh in

some mad Hungarian czardas.

Smart turnouts and little private victorias with tinkling bells are

constantly arriving and departing. Now there is a sound of prancing

hoofs and the clink of harness at the entrance of the garden, and in

rumbles a break perfectly driven by a well-groomed gentleman posed in

faultless style on the box seat. By his side sits a Parisienne of

Parisiennes—from the glossy undulations of her black hair to the tips

of her tiny patent leather boots, both of which are now occupied in

daintily descending the steps of the break. She is a famous beauty who

sings at one of the _cafés concerts_, quite young, with pretty white

teeth and an olive skin.

[Illustration: ENTRANCE OF THE CAFÉ DE MADRID]

[Illustration: THE GARDEN OF THE CAFÉ DE MADRID]

Her companion leaves his turnout to the care of his grooms, and the

break with its shining red wheels rumbles away in the direction of the

carriage shed. The charming brunette is radiant from the drive; they

have been nearly to Poissy and back. She will now have a _gaufrette_

and a _coupe de fruits au champagne_, and the gentleman who drove so

cleverly a cigarette and a long brandy and soda. This dainty Parisienne

insists on preparing this “_drôle de boisson anglaise_” herself, and,

with a rippling laugh, puts in the ice and the brandy and then the

soda, and, as a final touch, in a spirit of deviltry, adds a cherry

from her own _coupe_, for which archness she is scolded by her

companion, to whom she blows a kiss in return.

[Illustration: A RESTAURANT ON THE CHAMPS-ÉLYSÉES]

At eight, the Pavillon d’Armenonville will be brilliant with a throng

of diners—men in spotless shirt-fronts and women in toilets of lace

and jewels—and crisp notes of the Bank of France will change hands for

rich food and sparkling wine. The season for these delightful retreats

of the Bois being short, the rents for them are exorbitant, and so the

_monde_ must pay the fiddler accordingly.

At the end of the Bois is the Chalet du Cycle, another restaurant with

a superb garden flaming in flowers, and dotted with cozy thatched

kiosks like the huts of some jungle village and dotted with tables

shaded by huge red umbrellas. Here at the _apéritif_ hour the crowd

comes _en bicyclette_ and automobile, and at night the hurrying waiters

serve parties dining cozily in the glow of shaded candles. The Chalet

du Cycle is a charming place in which to breakfast some sunny morning

with the Seine gliding close by under the trees.

Another segment of fairy-land, even more exquisite in its _mise en

scène_, is the Café de Madrid. Here a low, rambling, half-timbered

house forms a courtyard which is as brilliant at night with the _haut

monde_ at dinner. Here, too, as at Armenonville, the carriages,

entering under a gateway smothered in trailing vines, drive in past the

tables. Everywhere about you there are flowers—banks of geraniums and

fragrant roses. When you have dined, you can turn your armchair and

watch the beauty about you and the victorias coming and going.

It is characteristic for Parisians to sit for hours over dinner. The

Café de Madrid at night resembles closely a garden party given at the

château of some private estate. It is the absence of the feeling of

publicity that makes it so charming.

And after all this restful luxury there is the cool Bois to drive in,

through forest alleys with the smell of the fresh woods all about and

the sparkle of stars overhead.

Who will ever tell the history of this famous playground of rich and

poor? How many of its silent trees have sheltered and kept secret the

romances of the world! How much honor has been risked for the sake of

cruel, triumphant women whose hearts were tender in proportion to their

needs! And how many real loves have sought it as a refuge!

If all this is sad, turn back in your drive towards the sparkling

lights of the city, to Paris who is now wearing all her jewels. Some of

her strings of diamonds are glittering through the vista of black trees

ahead—or are these only the footlights of the great stage whereon so

many comedies, so many tragedies, and so many light farces, have been

played?

[Illustration]

Chapter Three

SOME “RISQUÉ” CURTAINS WITH SERIOUS LININGS

[Illustration]

Snug in the corner of an ancient alley called the Cité d’Antin is the

“Théâtre de la Robinière.” Its official address is “3 (bis) Rue La

Fayette,” that is, you are requested to enter there and, following your

nose around the corner, grope your way in the obscurity over the

cobbles and make a second turn to the right. At last a green lantern

over the doorway glimmers ahead of you. It is the Robinière now

installed in what was once the Théâtre Mondain.

The Robinière once existed on the first platform of the Tour Eiffel;

since then its proprietor, Monsieur François Robin, has moved it to its

permanent address, all of which speaks well for its success. It is

filled nightly with Parisians of the vicinity.

Much of the success of this tiny theater is due to the indefatigable

effort of its director, Monsieur Robin, who literally passes his life

in his playhouse, assisted in its management by his wife. These two,

without help, without even a secretary, run the theater, often working

from early morning until long past midnight, writing their own posters,

watching the rehearsals of their excellent small company (in which

Madame plays), attending to press notices, receiving authors and

artists, and, in short, making a success of this old “Salle d’Antin”

where all its preceding owners met with ruin.

There is nothing elaborate about this stuffy little bandbox of a

theater. Its narrow auditorium is plain, dingy and old-fashioned. A

piano serves for the orchestra, but the comedies are clever and the

acting excellent—two things which Parisians demand first of all.

The Robinière is but one of a number of miniature theaters in Paris

beginning at eight-thirty or nine o’clock, and producing each night

four short realistic comedies, often with some clever _chansonnier_

singing his creations during the _entr’actes_. No two of these theaters

are alike, and in all of them there is good acting; even in the

smallest of these so-called _bouis-bouis_ you will find the actors to

be men and women who have worked patiently through the National

Conservatoire studying their art under the best masters.

Fortunately in France the woman who has become suddenly notorious

through her divorce or the latest scandal is not snapped up by

theatrical managers as a star before the ink is dry on the Sunday

papers detailing her disgrace. In Paris there are music hall _revues_

to receive these meteors when they fall and where they may parade their

beauty and their clothes, or their lack of them, with the rest of the

_demi-mondaines_.

During the intervals between the plays at the Robinière a single aged

“_garçon de café_” takes the orders for the refreshments in the cold,

stuffy little “_fumoir_,” while behind the bar one of the leading

ladies of the comedy graciously assists him by opening the bottled beer

and attending to the drinks, very much as a good-natured woman would

help by cutting the cake at a children’s party.

When the bell rings for the curtain Madame hurries out of her apron and

back to her part in “Les Deux Jarretières,” a farce so replete with

amusing complications that the small audience is kept in a continual

titter of good humor. In the comedy following, entitled “Le Sofa de

Monsieur Dupré,” the story is even more simple. A respectable widow,

Madame Dupré, living alone in her old age, is attended by her maid

Pauline, whom she has come to regard as an indispensable companion.

Pauline makes the old lady comfortable in her favorite chair, tucks

under her feet her foot-warmer, and, leaving her mistress, goes out to

post a letter.

In the interval which elapses before her return a neighbor calls and

kindly informs Madame Dupré that the indispensable Pauline has been the

mistress of Madame Dupré’s revered husband. When Pauline returns,

Madame, in her indignation, turns her out of the house. The foot-warmer

grows cold, the fire in the grate goes out, a thousand little comforts

have not been attended to, and the old lady decides to send for Pauline

and forgive her, preferring that her few remaining years should pass in

peace and comfort.

Quite different is the Théâtre de la Bodinière, founded by Monsieur

Bodin, the former secretary of the historic Comédie Française. The

Bodinière is devoted to interpreting the work of young authors by

celebrated artists. It is a theater where respectable _jeunes filles_

may be taken in safety. The plays are as harmless as the Rollo books.

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