CHAPTER XX

A long discourse--The origin of a coat-of-arms--An English serf--A

witch-stone--Lincolnshire folk-lore--A collar for lunatics--St.

Mary’s thistle--A notable robbery--An architectural

gem--Coningsby--Tattershall church and castle--Lowland and

upland--“Beckingham-behind-the-Times”--Old Lincolnshire folk.

From Poolham Hall we drove on through a lovely country, remote from

railways, and pervaded by a peaceful, mellow, homelike look; bound for

the out-of-the-world hamlet of Wispington. On the way our antiquarian

friend began a long discourse; I write long advisedly because it lasted

for nearly, if not quite, four miles, and how much longer it would have

lasted I cannot say, for on arriving at a junction of roads, we broke

the thread of the discourse by inquiring which road we should take.

“Why, bless my soul,” exclaimed he, “we’ve driven two miles out of our

way, I quite forgot all about where we were going! This comes of our

very interesting conversation.” We thought “_our_ very interesting

conversation” was an excellent conceit, considering that we had been

merely patient listeners all the time: however, we jokingly remarked

that the talk was worth the added miles, and after all we arrived at

Wispington with the best of the day still before us; there we drove up

to the rectory and fortunately found the rector, an enthusiastic

antiquary like our companion, at home.

First, we were taken to see the church, a modern one decorated within

with carvings in Caen stone representing the animals and birds of the

Old Testament done by a former incumbent, and containing some tombstone

slabs and brasses preserved from the ancient church it had supplanted.

In the pavement of the vestry we had pointed out to us an ancient

incised slab (broken) to the memory of John Hetsete, a priest; this was

dated 1394. The slab is of much interest as showing the priest in

vestments holding a chalice in gloved hands, tightly buttoned. I cannot

remember ever having come upon a priest represented thus with gloved

hands. I am not sufficient of an antiquary to say whether this feature

is unique, it certainly is very uncommon.

A brass, now on the south wall of the church near the porch, is

inscribed to the memory of Robert Tyrwhitt; here on a shield is shown

the coat-of-arms of the family “three pewits d’or proper on a field

gules,” if that be the correct heraldic way of putting it. To this

coat-of-arms belongs a little history. We were informed that one of the

ancestors of the family after a gallant fight in battle with the Scots

(name and date unremembered) fell on the field seriously wounded. After

long search, he was found by his relations, hidden from view in a bed of

reeds, their attention having been attracted to the spot by three pewits

hovering over it, uttering plaintive cries the while. From this

circumstance, the family adopted three pewits as their coat-of-arms,

likewise taking the name of Tyrwhitt, the latter being supposed to

represent the cry of that bird. Thereupon--in the spirit of inquiry that

ever besets us--we wanted to know what the name of the family was before

that eventful occasion, but could obtain no information on the point.

One really should not be so exacting about pretty traditions; it is an

artistic sin for the commission of which I now, too late, repent.

[Sidenote: _ANTIQUARIAN TREASURES_]

Then we returned to the rectory, where the rector most kindly showed us

some of his valued antiquarian treasures. One of these consisted of an

old parchment document written in Latin, and very beautifully written

too, the lettering being as black and as clear as when first done long

changeful centuries ago, for the deed bears the date of 1282. The

document, which was presumably drafted in the Abbey of Bardney, and was

signed in the chapter house thereof, gives particulars of the sale of a

serf with his family. A circumstance that throws a startling sidelight

on the condition of England at the time. Curiously enough, in a further

document, the same serf appears as rector of a neighbouring parish, and

even purchases land there in 1285. The true inwardness of all this it

would be interesting to discover.

Then the rector brought out a “witch-stone” from his treasure store to

show us; this he found hanging on a cottage door and serving as a charm

against all evil. It is merely a small flint with a hole in the centre,

through which hole was strung a piece of cord to hang it up with. A

“witch-stone” hung up on, or over, the entrance door of a house is

supposed to protect the inhabitants from all harm; in the same way do

not some enlightened people nail a horse-shoe over their door “for good

luck”? To ensure this “good-luck” I understand you must find a

horse-shoe “accidentally on the road” without looking for it; to procure

a “witch-stone” you must in like manner come upon a stone (of any kind)

with a hole through the centre when you are not thinking about any such

thing.

Then our host related to us a curious story that had been told to him as

true history. According to this, a certain Lincolnshire miser died (I

withhold, name, date, and place), and was duly placed in his coffin

overnight; but then a strange thing happened, next morning the body had

disappeared and its place was taken up with stones; it being presumed

that the Devil had made off with his body and had placed the stones in

the coffin in exchange. But one would have imagined that it was the

man’s spirit not his body that his Satanic Majesty desired--but there I

am always over-critical and too exacting about details. By the way this

reminds me we were told, that the Lincolnshire folk never call the Devil

openly by that familiar designation, but speak of him in an undertone,

as either “Samuel,” “Old Lad,” or “Bargus.”

Then we gleaned some particulars of old Lincolnshire folk-lore. Here,

for example, is an infallible charm to get power over the Devil, I mean

“Samuel.”

[Sidenote: _CHARMS_]

On St. Mark’s Eve, precisely at twelve o’clock, hold two pewter platters

one over the other, take these to where bracken grows, hold the platters

under the plants for the seeds to drop in, then you will find that the

seeds will go right through the top platter and be caught in the one

below; upon this “Samuel” will appear riding on a pig and tell you

anything you want to know. Here is another charm. Kill a hedge-hog and

smear two thorn-sticks with his blood, place these in a hedge-bottom and

leave them there for fourteen days, if not moved meanwhile you will have

your wish. I give these two charms as a fair sample of others, and I

think they will well suffice!

Leaving Wispington, we came in about half a mile to a spot where four

roads meet, a burial-place for suicides in times past, and reputed to be

the centre of Lincolnshire. Then driving on we reached Horsington. In

the register of burials here is a notice of “Bridget Hall buried in her

own garden A.D. 16.” She lived at Hail Farm near by, our friend told us,

and directed in her will that she should be buried in her own garden,

and that her body should be laid north and south, as she considered it

“too Popish to be buried east and west in a churchyard!” Some years ago

the then occupier of that farm, we further learnt, on digging a drain in

the same garden came upon a skeleton lying north and south; presumably

that of Bridget Hall.

In the vestry of the church here, according to our informant, used to be

preserved in a box a strange relic of other days and ways, in the shape

of a brass collar by which poor unfortunate lunatics were chained to a

wall. Where the collar has gone no one seems to know or care; however,

it has disappeared, to the grief of antiquaries. “Though I cannot show

you the collar, I can still show you something curious and interesting,”

said our friend. Whereupon he went into the churchyard, and after some

searching plucked a thistle; this did not seem anything wonderful to us,

not being botanists, but he pointed out to us that it was peculiarly

marked with unusual gray lines all over. This, we were informed, is

called the “Holy Thistle,” or “Mary’s Thistle,” and it used to be grown

by the monks at Kirkstead Abbey a few miles away, and even until a few

years ago specimens thereof might have been found in the fields that now

surround the abbey ruins, but the farmers had rooted them all up. Arthur

Thistlewood of the Cato Street conspiracy was born here at Horsington,

we learnt, his real name being Burnet. The birthplace of still another

famous man had we come across!

Next we drove on to Halstead Hall, an ancient building set back some way

from the road, showing signs of its former importance, but now, like so

many other ancient halls, converted into a pleasant farmstead. The hall

was moated, but the moat has been drained dry; the house is famous

locally for a daring and a remarkable robbery committed there in

1829,--an event that still affords subject for the country folk to talk

and enlarge about, at least we heard a good deal about it. The house, we

understood,

[Sidenote: _AN “ANTIQUARIAN DAY”_]

was broken into by a band of robbers who tied up the men-servants in a

stable, first gagging them; and then locked up the family and the maids

in a store-room. After this they sat down in the hall and feasted; the

repast over, they leisurely collected all the silver plate and money

they could find, and quietly departed. Three of the band were afterwards

captured and hanged at Lincoln; one of them, a certain Timothy Brammer,

when on the scaffold, kicked off his shoes, as he declared, to falsify

the prophecy of his friends that “he would die in his shoes”; the doing

of this appeared to afford him a grim sort of satisfaction. Then by the

hamlet of Stixwold we returned to Woodhall Spa after a very interesting

“antiquarian day.”

We left Woodhall Spa regretfully, and upon mounting our dogcart to

resume our tour the genial landlord of the Royal Hotel and most of the

guests thereof, whose acquaintance we had made during our too short

stay, came to the door to bid us goodbye and a prosperous journey,--yet

we had only arrived there a few days before, perfect strangers in the

land! Truly we had paid our modest bill, notwithstanding which we left

in debt to the landlord for all his kindness to us, for which no charge

was made!

It was a cloudy day; the barometer was falling; the wind blew wild and

warm from the west. “You’ll have rain, and plenty of it,” prophesied one

of the party; “better stay on till to-morrow.” The temptation was great,

but if we dallied thus on the way at every pleasant spot we should

hardly get home before the winter, so we hardened our hearts and drove

away. The rain did not actually come down, but we noticed great banks of

threatening gray storm-clouds in serried ranks gathered on the low

horizon that foreboded ill, with an advance guard of vast detached

masses of aqueous vapours, wind-woven into fantastic forms. The

sky-scape at any rate was interesting. “It looks stormy,” exclaimed we,

to a man, in response to a polite “Good-morning” he bade us as we passed

him by. “It do look so,” replied he, “but we won’t get any wet worth

speaking of whilst this wind keeps up.” This was reassuring. We have

generally found country folk more reliable about the immediate future of

the weather than the falling or rising of the barometer, for local

conditions are often an important factor in the case and modify the

barometer’s forecast.

About a mile on our way we noticed the slight remains of the once famous

and wealthy Cistercian Abbey of Kirkstead. These consist simply of a

tall fragment of the transept and some walling, standing alone in the

midst of a wide grass field. Beyond this, in an adjoining meadow, we

espied a most beautiful little Early English chapel, perfectly pure in

style. This was enclosed in a neglected-looking graveyard, the rusty

gates of which were carefully locked, so that we were, perforce, obliged

to climb over them to inspect the building, which was also carefully

locked up, and, I regret to add, very fast going to irretrievable decay

for the want of a little timely repair. Why, I wonder, is such a rare

architectural gem as this allowed to go thus the way of all uncared-for

things? Is there not a “Society for the Preservation of Ancient

Buildings” of interest? Can it do nothing to preserve for us this relic

of former days?

[Sidenote: _A CHANTRY CHAPEL_]

At first sight it appears curious to find such a beautiful chapel in

such close proximity to a lordly abbey; manifestly, however, the

building was a chantry chapel, presumably for the benefit of the soul of

the second Lord of Tattershall, as his armoured effigy is still within

the desolated chapel, which was, doubtless, erected near to the abbey

for the convenience and certainty of priestly service.

As we drove on, shortly the tall tower of Tattershall Castle stood forth

ahead of us, showing darkly gray against the stormy sky, a striking

object in the level landscape, powerfully asserting itself on the near

horizon, some three or four miles by winding road away, though possibly

a good mile less “as the crow flies.” Soon we came to the little river

Bain, which we crossed on a rather creaky wooden bridge--the scenery

about the river here is very pretty and most paintable--and found

ourselves in Coningsby, a remote Lincolnshire village, whose name,

however, has become well known from its having provided Lord

Beaconsfield with the title for his famous novel. Coningsby possesses a

fine old church, with a somewhat disappointing interior. We noticed in

the porch here a large holy-water stoup, opening both internally and

externally; above the porch is a parvise chamber of the usual type.

Within the church, at the top of a pillar of the north aisle, is a

carving of a “scold” gagged, just one of those subjects that delighted

the humour of the medieval sculptor to portray.

Then another mile brought us to Tattershall, a small hamlet dominated

and dwarfed by its truly magnificent church (more like a cathedral than

a village fane, and of a size out of all proportion to the present,

possibly also the past, needs of the parish) and by its stately old

castle, towering high above all around. The church we found open, but

desolate within, it being given over to workmen for much-needed repairs;

the pavement in places, we noticed, was fouled by birds and wet with

recent rain that had come in through holes in the roof. It was a

pathetic sight to behold the grand old church in its faded magnificence,

bare, cold, and colourless, robbed long ago of its glorious

stained-glass windows, that once made it the pride of the whole

countryside. Strange it seems that these splendid windows, that had

miraculously escaped the Puritan crusade, should have been allowed to be

carted away only the last century (in 1757) to enrich another church!

Truly the Puritans were not the only spoilers. Here in the north

transept is preserved a series of exceedingly fine and very interesting,

though mutilated and damaged, brasses, removed from their rightful place

in the chancel pavement some years ago, and now huddled together in a

meaningless way. One of these is of Lord-Treasurer Cromwell, the builder

of Tattershall church and castle. Another very fine brass is that of a

provost with a richly-adorned cope. These brasses will well repay

careful study.

Of Tattershall, besides some insignificant and

[Sidenote: _TATTERSHALL TOWER_]

much-ruined outbuildings, only the stately tower keep remains. A truly

magnificent specimen of medieval brick building, rectangular in shape

and embattled on the top; it is flanked on each angle by four octagonal

smaller towers. These were formerly provided with high-pitched roofs, of

which only one is now extant, though I find from an old engraving, after

a drawing by T. Allom, in my possession, that there were three of these

roofs existing in 1830. Round the top of the building runs a projecting

gallery supported by very bold and massive stone machicolations; these

give a special character to the structure, and enhance its effective

picturesqueness.

For a castle keep the open Gothic windows seem strangely inconsistent.

From this fact one can hardly imagine that it was intended for serious

defence, yet, on the other hand, there are plain traces of the double

moats that once surrounded the place, and were presumably supplied by

water from the river Bain, which suggest a considerable amount of

precaution against attack. It may be that the moats formed part of a

former stronghold, and were simply retained because they were there. The

castle is built of small and very hard brick, said by tradition to have

been imported from Flanders. Externally the structure, except for its

time-toned look, sundry weather scars, and loss of its three

turret-tops, is much the same as when the ancient builders left it;

within it is a mere shell, floorless and roofless. In the walls are some

fine and well-preserved carved stone mantelpieces, some of which are

adorned with heraldic devices, and a representation of a full purse,

symbolic, we imagined, of the post of Lord-Treasurer held by the owner.

Over one fireplace we noticed an inscription in Norman-French, _Nay le

Droit_, which, rightly or wrongly, we translated into “Have I not the

right?”

We ascended to the top of the keep, and beyond to the top of one of the

flanking turrets, by a spiral staircase of innumerable steps that is

happily complete and is contained within one of the angle towers. This

staircase is provided with a handrail ingeniously recessed in the side

wall. A Lincolnshire antiquary we afterwards met assured me that this is

the earliest handrail to a staircase known. I merely repeat what I have

been told on apparently good authority, but I must confess I should have

imagined that this convenience was of more ancient origin; however, in

this matter my antiquarian knowledge does not carry me far enough. From

the topmost tower we had a truly magnificent panorama presented to us;

we looked down upon a wide green world, enlivened by the gray gleam of

winding water-ways, and encircled by a horizon darkly, intensely blue.

Our visions ranged over vast leagues of flat Fenland and wild wold. On

one hand we could just trace the distance-dwarfed outlines of Lincoln’s

lordly minster, on the other the faint form of Boston’s famous “stump.”

Before leaving Tattershall we made a sketch of the glorious old tower

that uprises so grandly from the level land around, which sketch is

engraved with this chapter, and will give a better idea of the

[Illustration: TATTERSHALL TOWER.]

stately pile than pages of printed description possibly could. It is a

truly splendid specimen of medieval brick-work, and until I saw it I

considered Layer Marney tower in Essex the finest example of brick

building of the kind in England, Hurstmonceaux Castle in Sussex coming

next; but now I have no hesitation whatever in giving the first place to

Tattershall tower.

[Sidenote: _IN FENLAND AGAIN_]

After finishing our sketch we once more resumed our pleasant pilgrimage,

and soon found ourselves traversing a wide and wild Fenland district,

over which the west wind blew fresh and strong. In a mile or so we

crossed the river Witham, here running painfully straight between its

embanked sides, more like a mighty dyke or canal than anything else, as

though it were not to be trusted to flow as it would; but this is, more

or less, the nature of nearly all the Fenland streams. Then we had a

long stretch of level road, good for cycling, which faithfully followed

for miles the side of a great “drain” (unhappy term), the road not being

more than four feet above the water. So we came to Billinghay, a sleepy,

remote, medieval-looking town, or large village, set well away from the

busy world in the heart of the Fens; it gave us a feeling that it might

be a hundred miles withdrawn from modern civilisation. A more

dreamy--dreary, if you will--spot it would be hard to find in crowded

England, and for this reason, though hardly to be termed picturesque, it

fascinated us. It had such a quaint, old-world air, suggestive of untold

rest--a peacefulness that is hardly of to-day.

Passing through another stretch of level Fenland, wide and free, we

reached the pretty village of Anwick, where, as we drove through, we

noticed a charming thatched cottage with big dormer windows in the roof,

and walls so ivy-grown that we could not tell whether they were of

stone, or flint, or brick,--a picture by the way. Here also we noticed

three curious round buildings, each with a conical roof of thatch, from

the apex of which rose a circular chimney. One of these did duty as a

blacksmith’s shop. After Anwick the country gradually lost its fen-like

character, hedges took the place of dykes as fences, the streams were no

longer embanked, the land became mildly undulating, and suddenly we

found ourselves back again in “sleepy Sleaford.” Here the gray-haired

waiter recognised and welcomed us. While chatting with him as he laid

our evening meal, he told us that he had come to the inn for a day, and

had stayed on there for fifty years!

We left Sleaford early the next morning bound for Beckingham, and beyond

to either Newark or Grantham. We went to Beckingham, as our antiquarian

friend we had met at Horncastle had told us that the old hall there was

full of the most beautiful and interesting art treasures, including some

priceless tapestry. “I will write to the rector of the village,” said he

in the kindness of his heart; “he is a friend of mine, and I will tell

him you are coming, and ask him to show you over the hall; you must not

miss it. And if you go home through Grantham, as I expect you will, you

really must see Staunton Hall near there; it is a house with a history.

I will give you a letter of introduction to the owner in case you may be

able to use it.” And this he did thereupon! Such was an example of the

many kindnesses _pressed_ upon us in the course of our tour. And to be a

little previous, I may here state that on arriving at Beckingham, the

genial rector there would not hear of our proceeding farther that day,

but good-naturedly insisted upon our staying with him for the night as

his guests, stabling our horses besides! Could kindness to utter

strangers much farther go? “You’re heartily welcome,” said the rector

smiling, and most hospitably did he entertain us. But, as I have already

remarked, I am a little previous.

[Sidenote: _LINCOLNSHIRE UPLANDS_]

Shortly after leaving Sleaford we entered upon a wild, open country,

hilly and sparsely populated, a country that reminded us forcibly of the

Cotswolds, and one as different as possible from the level lowlands we

had traversed the previous day. Once more it was brought to our minds

that Lincolnshire is a land of hills as well as of fens! We were upon a

glorious stretch of uplands that rose and fell around us in mighty

sweeps, chequered by great fields, and enlivened here and there by

comfortable-looking stone-built farmsteads, each with its rambling

colony of outbuildings and corn-ricks gathered around. These, with a

stray cottage or two for farm-labourers, saved the prospect from being

desolate. Here water seems as scarce as it is over-abundant in the Fens!

Indeed, we were afterwards told that sometimes in dry summers water in

the district is a rarer article than beer! This may be a slight

exaggeration, though one gentleman who had a house in the neighbourhood

assured us, that owing to his having to fetch all the water used in his

establishment, he reckoned that in the year water was a dearer commodity

to him than ale!

It was a grand drive we had over those bracing uplands, and we were

sorry when this portion of our stage came to an end, and we found

ourselves descending from them through a deep rocky cutting, overhung

with shady trees, into the very charming village of Leadenham, that

struck us as being clean, neat, and picturesque, a dreamy spot yet not

dull. The houses there are well built of stone, and most of them have

pleasant gardens, and all of them look cheerful. In the church we

noticed some rather curious stained glass, but nothing else of special

interest.

Beyond Leadenham we entered upon a rich, level, and purely agricultural

country, the most notable feature of which was the large size of the

fields. A short drive brought us to Brant Broughton, another very

charming village, with an old church remarkable for the beauty and

richness of its interior decorations. In the porch of this we were

attracted by some curious lettering that we could make nothing of,

except two dates 1630 and 1636. The church is glorious with gilt and

colour, stained glass, and carvings; it looks all very Catholic and

artistic, and should please those who like an ornate place of worship.

Not only is the church beautiful here, but the churchyard is well kept.

These two things should ever go together, but, alas! such is the rare

exception.

[Sidenote: _A DISAPPOINTMENT_]

Then we had an uneventful drive on to Beckingham, where, as already

related, we received a hearty welcome. But the hall which we had been

sent here to see was bare! This was a disappointment as we had been led

to expect so much of it. The house itself was plain and of no

architectural merit whatever, not worth crossing even a road to see. The

rector informed us that the property was left by the late squire to the

second son of his eldest son, failing him to the second son of his

second son; and there has never been a second son to either of them. The

last squire but one was, according to report, somewhat of a character,

for on winter evenings he used to go the round of the village at eight

o’clock and act the part of the Curfew, calling out to the cottagers as

he went by that it was time to go to bed and put the fires out! What the

cottagers thought of this proceeding we did not learn.

The church of Beckingham is of no special interest, though, like most

ancient churches, it possesses some curious features, and contains a

quaint old Elizabethan clock in the tower, still keeping, more or less,

faithful time. In 1810, the then rector, we were told, used to pay his

workmen’s wages on a Sunday morning, and the village shops were kept

open on that day. Amongst the Entry of Marriages here, the following is

perhaps worthy of a passing note:--“Under the Directory for the Public

Worship of God, 1645, Robert Parker and Anne Vicars were married on the

24th of May 1647, according to the Directory.” Amongst the Entry of

Burials we made a note of the following:--“Thomas Parker was buried in

his mother’s garden, April 15, 1681.” It seems to have been not a very

uncommon thing at the period for persons to be buried in gardens, burial

in a churchyard being considered by some as flavouring too much of

Popery! This was the second record of such an interment we had come upon

within a week. Beckingham, we learnt, was five miles from a railway; it

looked a thousand to us, though when we came to think of it we had to

confess that we had never been so far from a railway in our lives,

except when on the mid-Atlantic! It used to be called

“Beckingham-behind-the-Times,” the rector said. Well, it does not look

as though it were much ahead of them now! It is a primitive place,

without the virtue of being picturesque.

Next morning our kind host with thoughtful intent took us out to call on

some of his oldest parishioners, the youngest of whom was eighty-two, in

case we might gather something of interest from their conversation. One

old man we visited was eighty-nine, and his wife was eighty-five. His

father and grandfather had lived and died in Beckingham, he told us, and

though close upon ninety he still managed to do all the work on a garden

of over an acre. He had only travelled in a train once, and that was to

London; he had only smoked once, and then he smoked five ounces of

tobacco right

[Sidenote: _CHATS WITH ANCIENT FOLK_]

off, and his tongue was sore for weeks afterwards; he could see no

pleasure in smoking. When he was a young man he used generally to walk

to Lincoln and back on Sundays, a distance of twenty-nine miles, besides

doing his regular work as a farm-labourer on week-days, for which he was

paid the exorbitant wage of from 7s. to 9s. a week, out of which he

actually managed to pay rent for a cottage and brought up a family of

twelve children. “My hours of toil were from six o’clock in the morning

till six o’clock in the evening, and I had to start from my home at five

and got back at seven.” We thought the expression “my hours of toil”

much to the point; but he did not appear to consider that his life had

been a particularly hard one, indeed he remarked that he could not

understand the present generation--“they can neither work nor walk,” and

he praised God that he could still work!

Then we visited a Mrs. Sarah Watson, who said she was born in 1805. When

she was a girl she saw a man hanging on a gibbet at Harby in

Lincolnshire, which stood on the spot where he committed a murder. She

used to go out to the gibbet with friends to watch which of the

murderer’s bones would fall off next! “Ah! them were the good old days,”

she exclaimed, “life were exciting then. Now I cannot walk; but I’m fond

of reading. I’ve read the Bible through from the first page to the last,

all save the hard names, and I’ve begun it afresh but have not got

through it again yet. I’ve read _Pilgrims Progress_; that _is_ an

interesting book, I did enjoy it.” There was something very pathetic in

our talks with these poor and patient old folk, and I could moralise

here were I inclined that way, but I prefer to leave my readers to do

this for themselves. I give the text and spare the sermon!

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