CHAPTER VI.

INCIDENTS.

It will be remembered by some, that at an early period of our regimental

history, a fever for enlistment into the regular army prevailed to a

certain extent. The causes which produced this state of things are unknown

to the writer, but it seems probable that highly colored statements as to

the relative advantages of one branch of the service over another had been

employed.

Col. Wells, as the event proved, felt no sympathy with this movement, and

had no idea of quietly looking on while his Regiment was depleted in

numbers to fill the voracious maw of Uncle Sam. Accordingly, taking his

opportunity when they were drawn up for dress parade, he expressed his

views in the case in a manner that held the attention of all to the

close. That part of his argument which covered the points of promotion and

travel, as nearly as can be recalled, was something like this. "You have

been promised opportunities for promotion and travel: as for _travel_, you

would have plenty of that, and would have to travel _pretty close to the

line_. With regard to promotion in the regular army, there is a regular

system of promotion, in which non-commissioned officers only stand a

chance of sharing, and they after years of waiting." The address, whether

from its sarcasm or its sense, was effectual in curing the uneasiness that

had prevailed.

At one time, the young and popular Captain of a certain Company saw fit to

celebrate his birthday by furnishing his men with an unusual treat. A

supply of "lager" was secured from a neighboring fort, and placed

conveniently in one of the tents, with the understanding that all were

welcomed to partake. As the evening advanced a spirit of jollity naturally

prevailed, stimulated a little, it may be, by the influence of the

Teutonic beverage, till the stentorian voice of Orderly B-- rang out even

more loudly than usual, summoning the Company to fall in for evening

roll-call, after which quiet was restored, and night settled down

peacefully as usual over our camp.

The Company in which occurred the last incident numbered among its

original members two, who were truly of a kindred spirit, though of

different birth. Once, for some infraction of discipline in which both

were concerned, they were compelled to wear "the wooden shirt," and to

march back and forth before the Captain's quarters: yet they were far from

being disheartened, but with great merriment performed this unusual sentry

duty, assisting each other, in case of any accident, with an almost

brotherly regard. One of this pair of intimate friends is believed to have

died at Andersonville. As to his comrade, many years have passed since the

writer last beheld his strongly marked features, and whether he is still

in the land of the living is a matter of uncertainty. So drops the curtain

over our heroes.

"All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players:

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts,

His acts being seven ages."

_Shakspeare._

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