Chapter 45

The Great Oration

The outlook for the approaching winter was—as usual—gloomy in the

extreme. One of the leading daily newspapers published an article

prophesying a period of severe industrial depression. “As the

warehouses were glutted with the things produced by the working

classes, there was no need for them to do any more work—at present; and

so they would now have to go and starve until such time as their

masters had sold or consumed the things already produced.” Of course,

the writer of the article did not put it exactly like that, but that

was what it amounted to. This article was quoted by nearly all the

other papers, both Liberal and Conservative. The Tory papers—ignoring

the fact that all the Protectionist countries were in exactly the same

condition, published yards of misleading articles about Tariff Reform.

The Liberal papers said Tariff Reform was no remedy. Look at America

and Germany—worse than here! Still, the situation was undoubtedly very

serious—continued the Liberal papers—and Something would have to be

done. They did not say exactly what, because, of course, they did not

know; but Something would have to be done—tomorrow. They talked vaguely

about Re-afforestation, and Reclaiming of Foreshores, and Sea walls:

but of course there was the question of Cost! that was a difficulty.

But all the same Something would have to be done. Some Experiments must

be tried! Great caution was necessary in dealing with such difficult

problems! We must go slow, and if in the meantime a few thousand

children die of starvation, or become “rickety” or consumptive through

lack of proper nutrition it is, of course, very regrettable, but after

all they are only working-class children, so it doesn’t matter a great

deal.

Most of the writers of these Liberal and Tory papers seemed to think

that all that was necessary was to find “Work” for the “working” class!

That was their conception of a civilized nation in the twentieth

century! For the majority of the people to work like brutes in order to

obtain a “living wage” for themselves and to create luxuries for a

small minority of persons who are too lazy to work at all! And although

this was all they thought was necessary, they did not know what to do

in order to bring even that much to pass! Winter was returning,

bringing in its train the usual crop of horrors, and the Liberal and

Tory monopolists of wisdom did not know what to do!

Rushton’s had so little work in that nearly all the hands expected that

they would be slaughtered the next Saturday after the “Beano” and there

was one man—Jim Smith he was called—who was not allowed to live even

till then: he got the sack before breakfast on the Monday morning after

the Beano.

This man was about forty-five years old, but very short for his age,

being only a little over five feet in height. The other men used to say

that Little Jim was not made right, for while his body was big enough

for a six-footer, his legs were very short, and the fact that he was

rather inclined to be fat added to the oddity of his appearance.

On the Monday morning after the Beano he was painting an upper room in

a house where several other men were working, and it was customary for

the coddy to shout “Yo! Ho!” at mealtimes, to let the hands know when

it was time to leave off work. At about ten minutes to eight, Jim had

squared the part of the work he had been doing—the window—so he decided

not to start on the door or the skirting until after breakfast. Whilst

he was waiting for the foreman to shout “Yo! Ho!” his mind reverted to

the Beano, and he began to hum the tunes of some of the songs that had

been sung. He hummed the tune of “He’s a jolly good fellow”, and he

could not get the tune out of his mind: it kept buzzing in his head. He

wondered what time it was? It could not be very far off eight now, to

judge by the amount of work he had done since six o’clock. He had

rubbed down and stopped all the woodwork and painted the window. A

jolly good two hours’ work! He was only getting sixpence-halfpenny an

hour and if he hadn’t earned a bob he hadn’t earned nothing! Anyhow,

whether he had done enough for ’em or not he wasn’t goin’ to do no more

before breakfast.

The tune of “He’s a jolly good fellow” was still buzzing in his head;

he thrust his hands deep down in his trouser pockets, and began to

polka round the room, humming softly:

“I won’t do no more before breakfast!

I won’t do no more before breakfast!

I won’t do no more before breakfast!

So ’ip ’ip ’ip ’ooray!

So ’ip ’ip ’ip ’ooray So ’ip ’ip ’ooray!

I won’t do no more before breakfast—etc.”

“No! and you won’t do but very little after breakfast, here!” shouted

Hunter, suddenly entering the room.

“I’ve bin watchin’ of you through the crack of the door for the last

’arf hour; and you’ve not done a dam’ stroke all the time. You make out

yer time sheet, and go to the office at nine o’clock and git yer money;

we can’t afford to pay you for playing the fool.”

Leaving the man dumbfounded and without waiting for a reply, Misery

went downstairs and after kicking up a devil of a row with the foreman

for the lack of discipline on the job, he instructed him that Smith was

not to be permitted to resume work after breakfast. Then he rode away.

He had come in so stealthily that no one had known anything of his

arrival until they heard him bellowing at Smith.

The latter did not stay to take breakfast but went off at once, and

when he was gone the other chaps said it served him bloody well right:

he was always singing, he ought to have more sense. You can’t do as you

like nowadays you know!

Easton—who was working at another job with Crass as his foreman—knew

that unless some more work came in he was likely to be one of those who

would have to go. As far as he could see it was only a week or two at

the most before everything would be finished up. But notwithstanding

the prospect of being out of work so soon he was far happier than he

had been for several months past, for he imagined he had discovered the

cause of Ruth’s strange manner.

This knowledge came to him on the night of the Beano. When he arrived

home he found that Ruth had already gone to bed: she had not been well,

and it was Mrs Linden’s explanation of her illness that led Easton to

think that he had discovered the cause of the unhappiness of the last

few months. Now that he knew—as he thought—he blamed himself for not

having been more considerate and patient with her. At the same time he

was at a loss to understand why she had not told him about it herself.

The only explanation he could think of was the one suggested by Mrs

Linden—that at such times women often behaved strangely. However that

might be, he was glad to think he knew the reason of it all, and he

resolved that he would be more gentle and forebearing with her.

The place where he was working was practically finished. It was a large

house called “The Refuge”, very similar to “The Cave”, and during the

last week or two, it had become what they called a “hospital”. That is,

as the other jobs became finished the men were nearly all sent to this

one, so that there was quite a large crowd of them there. The inside

work was all finished—with the exception of the kitchen, which was used

as a mess room, and the scullery, which was the paint shop.

Everybody was working on the job. Poor old Joe Philpot, whose

rheumatism had been very bad lately, was doing a very rough

job—painting the gable from a long ladder.

But though there were plenty of younger men more suitable for this,

Philpot did not care to complain for fear Crass or Misery should think

he was not up to his work. At dinner time all the old hands assembled

in the kitchen, including Crass, Easton, Harlow, Bundy and Dick

Wantley, who still sat on a pail behind his usual moat.

Philpot and Harlow were absent and everybody wondered what had become

of them.

Several times during the morning they had been seen whispering together

and comparing scraps of paper, and various theories were put forward to

account for their disappearance. Most of the men thought they must have

heard something good about the probable winner of the Handicap and had

gone to put something on. Some others thought that perhaps they had

heard of another “job” about to be started by some other firm and had

gone to inquire about it.

“Looks to me as if they’ll stand a very good chance of gettin’ drowned

if they’re gone very far,” remarked Easton, referring to the weather.

It had been threatening to rain all the morning, and during the last

few minutes it had become so dark that Crass lit the gas, so that—as he

expressed it—they should be able to see the way to their mouths.

Outside, the wind grew more boisterous every moment; the darkness

continued to increase, and presently there succeeded a torrential

downfall of rain, which beat fiercely against the windows, and poured

in torrents down the glass. The men glanced gloomily at each other. No

more work could be done outside that day, and there was nothing left to

do inside. As they were paid by the hour, this would mean that they

would have to lose half a day’s pay.

“If it keeps on like this we won’t be able to do no more work, and we

won’t be able to go home either,” remarked Easton.

“Well, we’re all right ’ere, ain’t we?” said the man behind the moat;

“there’s a nice fire and plenty of heasy chairs. Wot the ’ell more do

you want?”

“Yes,” remarked another philosopher. “If we only had a shove-ha’penny

table or a ring board, I reckon we should be able to enjoy ourselves

all right.”

Philpot and Harlow were still absent, and the others again fell to

wondering where they could be.

“I see old Joe up on ’is ladder only a few minutes before twelve,”

remarked Wantley.

Everyone agreed that it was a mystery.

At this moment the two truants returned, looking very important.

Philpot was armed with a hammer and carried a pair of steps, while

Harlow bore a large piece of wallpaper which the two of them proceeded

to tack on the wall, much to the amusement of the others, who read the

announcement opposite written in charcoal.

Every day at meals since Barrington’s unexpected outburst at the Beano

dinner, the men had been trying their best to “kid him on” to make

another speech, but so far without success. If anything, he had been

even more silent and reserved than before, as if he felt some regret

that he had spoken as he had on that occasion. Crass and his disciples

attributed Barrington’s manner to fear that he was going to get the

sack for his trouble and they agreed amongst themselves that it would

serve him bloody well right if ’e did get the push.

When they had fixed the poster on the wall, Philpot stood the steps in

the corner of the room, with the back part facing outwards, and then,

everything being ready for the lecturer, the two sat down in their

accustomed places and began to eat their dinners, Harlow remarking that

they would have to buck up or they would be too late for the meeting;

and the rest of the crowd began to discuss the poster.

“Wot the ’ell does PLO mean?” demanded Bundy, with a puzzled

expression.

“Plain Layer On,” answered Philpot modestly.

“’Ave you ever ’eard the Professor preach before?” inquired the man on

the pail, addressing Bundy.

Imperial Bankquet Hall

“The Refuge”

on Thursday at 12.30 prompt

Professor Barrington

WILL DELIVER A

ORATION

ENTITLED

THE GREAT SECRET, OR

HOW TO LIVE WITHOUT WORK

The Rev. Joe Philpot PLO

(Late absconding secretary of the light refreshment fund)

Will take the chair and anything else

he can lay his hands on.

At The End Of The Lecture

A MEETING WILL BE

ARRANGED

And carried out according to the

Marquis of Queensbury’s Rules.

A Collection will be took up

in aid of the cost of printing

“Only once, at the Beano,” replied that individual; “an’ that was once

too often!”

“Finest speaker I ever ’eard,” said the man on the pail with

enthusiasm. “I wouldn’t miss this lecture for anything: this is one of

’is best subjects. I got ’ere about two hours before the doors was

opened, so as to be sure to get a seat.”

“Yes, it’s a very good subject,” said Crass, with a sneer. “I believe

most of the Labour Members in Parliament is well up in it.”

“And wot about the other members?” demanded Philpot. “Seems to me as if

most of them knows something about it too.”

“The difference is,” said Owen, “the working classes voluntarily pay to

keep the Labour Members, but whether they like it or not, they have to

keep the others.”

“The Labour members is sent to the ’Ouse of Commons,” said Harlow, “and

paid their wages to do certain work for the benefit of the working

classes, just the same as we’re sent ’ere and paid our wages by the

Bloke to paint this ’ouse.”

“Yes,” said Crass; “but if we didn’t do the work we’re paid to do, we

should bloody soon get the sack.”

“I can’t see how we’ve got to keep the other members,” said Slyme;

“they’re mostly rich men, and they live on their own money.”

“Of course,” said Crass. “And I should like to know where we should be

without ’em! Talk about us keepin’ them! It seems to me more like it

that they keeps us! The likes of us lives on rich people. Where should

we be if it wasn’t for all the money they spend and the work they ’as

done? If the owner of this ’ouse ’adn’t ’ad the money to spend to ’ave

it done up, most of us would ’ave bin out of work this last six weeks,

and starvin’, the same as lots of others ’as been.”

“Oh yes, that’s right enough,” agreed Bundy. “Labour is no good without

Capital. Before any work can be done there’s one thing necessary, and

that’s money. It would be easy to find work for all the unemployed if

the local authorities could only raise the money.”

“Yes; that’s quite true,” said Owen. “And that proves that money is the

cause of poverty, because poverty consists in being short of the

necessaries of life: the necessaries of life are all produced by labour

applied to the raw materials: the raw materials exist in abundance and

there are plenty of people able and willing to work; but under present

conditions no work can be done without money; and so we have the

spectacle of a great army of people compelled to stand idle and starve

by the side of the raw materials from which their labour could produce

abundance of all the things they need—they are rendered helpless by the

power of Money! Those who possess all the money say that the

necessaries of life shall not be produced except for their profit.”

“Yes! and you can’t alter it,” said Crass, triumphantly. “It’s always

been like it, and it always will be like it.”

“’Ear! ’Ear!” shouted the man behind the moat. “There’s always been

rich and poor in the world, and there always will be.”

Several others expressed their enthusiastic agreement with Crass’s

opinion, and most of them appeared to be highly delighted to think that

the existing state of affairs could never be altered.

“It hasn’t always been like it, and it won’t always be like it,” said

Owen. “The time will come, and it’s not very far distant, when the

necessaries of life will be produced for use and not for profit. The

time is coming when it will no longer be possible for a few selfish

people to condemn thousands of men and women and little children to

live in misery and die of want.”

“Ah well, it won’t be in your time, or mine either,” said Crass

gleefully, and most of the others laughed with imbecile satisfaction.

“I’ve ’eard a ’ell of a lot about this ’ere Socialism,” remarked the

man behind the moat, “but up to now I’ve never met nobody wot could

tell you plainly exactly wot it is.”

“Yes; that’s what I should like to know too,” said Easton.

“Socialism means, ‘What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine’s me own,’”

observed Bundy, and during the laughter that greeted this definition

Slyme was heard to say that Socialism meant Materialism, Atheism and

Free Love, and if it were ever to come about it would degrade men and

women to the level of brute beasts. Harlow said Socialism was a

beautiful ideal, which he for one would be very glad to see realized,

and he was afraid it was altogether too good to be practical, because

human nature is too mean and selfish. Sawkins said that Socialism was a

lot of bloody rot, and Crass expressed the opinion—which he had culled

from the delectable columns of the Obscurer—that it meant robbing the

industrious for the benefit of the idle and thriftless.

Philpot had by this time finished his bread and cheese, and, having

taken a final draught of tea, he rose to his feet, and crossing over to

the corner of the room, ascended the pulpit, being immediately greeted

with a tremendous outburst of hooting, howling and booing, which he

smilingly acknowledged by removing his cap from his bald head and

bowing repeatedly. When the storm of shrieks, yells, groans and

catcalls had in some degree subsided, and Philpot was able to make

himself heard, he addressed the meeting as follows:

“Gentlemen: First of all I beg to thank you very sincerely for the

magnificent and cordial reception you have given me on this occasion,

and I shall try to deserve your good opinion by opening the meeting as

briefly as possible.

“Putting all jokes aside, I think we’re all agreed about one thing, and

that is, that there’s plenty of room for improvement in things in

general. (Hear, hear.) As our other lecturer, Professor Owen, pointed

out in one of ’is lectures and as most of you ’ave read in the

newspapers, although British trade was never so good before as it is

now, there was never so much misery and poverty, and so many people out

of work, and so many small shopkeepers goin’ up the spout as there is

at this partickiler time. Now, some people tells us as the way to put

everything right is to ’ave Free Trade and plenty of cheap food. Well,

we’ve got them all now, but the misery seems to go on all around us all

the same. Then there’s other people tells us as the “Friscal Policy” is

the thing to put everything right. (‘Hear, hear’ from Crass and several

others.) And then there’s another lot that ses that Socialism is the

only remedy. Well, we all know pretty well wot Free Trade and

Protection means, but most of us don’t know exactly what Socialism

means; and I say as it’s the dooty of every man to try and find out

which is the right thing to vote for, and when ’e’s found it out, to do

wot ’e can to ’elp to bring it about. And that’s the reason we’ve gorn

to the enormous expense of engaging Professor Barrington to come ’ere

this afternoon and tell us exactly what Socialism is.

“As I ’ope you’re all just as anxious to ’ear it as I am myself, I will

not stand between you and the lecturer no longer, but will now call

upon ’im to address you.”

Philpot was loudly applauded as he descended from the pulpit, and in

response to the clamorous demands of the crowd, Barrington, who in the

meantime had yielded to Owen’s entreaties that he would avail himself

of this opportunity of proclaiming the glad tidings of the good time

that is to be, got up on the steps in his turn.

Harlow, desiring that everything should be done decently and in order,

had meantime arranged in front of the pulpit a carpenter’s sawing

stool, and an empty pail with a small piece of board laid across it, to

serve as a seat and a table for the chairman. Over the table he draped

a large red handkerchief. At the right he placed a plumber’s large

hammer; at the left, a battered and much-chipped jam-jar, full of tea.

Philpot having taken his seat on the pail at this table and announced

his intention of bashing out with the hammer the brains of any

individual who ventured to disturb the meeting, Barrington commenced:

“Mr Chairman and Gentlemen. For the sake of clearness, and in order to

avoid confusing one subject with another, I have decided to divide the

oration into two parts. First, I will try to explain as well as I am

able what Socialism is. I will try to describe to you the plan or

system upon which the Co-operative Commonwealth of the future will be

organized; and, secondly, I will try to tell you how it can be brought

about. But before proceeding with the first part of the subject, I

would like to refer very slightly to the widespread delusion that

Socialism is impossible because it means a complete change from an

order of things which has always existed. We constantly hear it said

that because there have always been rich and poor in the world, there

always must be. I want to point out to you first of all, that it is not

true that even in its essential features, the present system has

existed from all time; it is not true that there have always been rich

and poor in the world, in the sense that we understand riches and

poverty today.

“These statements are lies that have been invented for the purpose of

creating in us a feeling of resignation to the evils of our condition.

They are lies which have been fostered by those who imagine that it is

to their interest that we should be content to see our children

condemned to the same poverty and degradation that we have endured

ourselves.

I do not propose—because there is not time, although it is really part

of my subject—to go back to the beginnings of history, and describe in

detail the different systems of social organization which evolved from

and superseded each other at different periods, but it is necessary to

remind you that the changes that have taken place in the past have been

even greater than the change proposed by Socialists today. The change

from savagery and cannibalism when men used to devour the captives they

took in war—to the beginning of chattel slavery, when the tribes or

clans into which mankind were divided—whose social organization was a

kind of Communism, all the individuals belonging to the tribe being

practically social equals, members of one great family—found it more

profitable to keep their captives as slaves than to eat them. The

change from the primitive Communism of the tribes, into the more

individualistic organization of the nations, and the development of

private ownership of the land and slaves and means of subsistence. The

change from chattel slavery into Feudalism; and the change from

Feudalism into the earlier form of Capitalism; and the equally great

change from what might be called the individualistic capitalism which

displaced Feudalism, to the system of Co-operative Capitalism and Wage

Slavery of today.”

“I believe you must ’ave swollered a bloody dictionary,” exclaimed the

man behind the moat.

“Keep horder,” shouted Philpot, fiercely, striking the table with the

hammer, and there were loud shouts of “Chair” and “Chuck ’im out,” from

several quarters.

When order was restored, the lecturer proceeded:

“So it is not true that practically the same state of affairs as we

have today has always existed. It is not true that anything like the

poverty that prevails at present existed at any previous period of the

world’s history. When the workers were the property of their masters,

it was to their owners’ interest to see that they were properly clothed

and fed; they were not allowed to be idle, and they were not allowed to

starve. Under Feudalism also, although there were certain intolerable

circumstances, the position of the workers was, economically,

infinitely better than it is today. The worker was in subjection to his

Lord, but in return his lord had certain responsibilities and duties to

perform, and there was a large measure of community of interest between

them.

“I do not intend to dwell upon this point at length, but in support of

what I have said I will quote as nearly as I can from memory the words

of the historian Froude.

“‘I do not believe,’ says Mr Froude, ‘that the condition of the people

in Mediaeval Europe was as miserable as is pretended. I do not believe

that the distribution of the necessaries of life was as unequal as it

is at present. If the tenant lived hard, the lord had little luxury.

Earls and countesses breakfasted at five in the morning, on salt beef

and herring, a slice of bread and a draught of ale from a blackjack.

Lords and servants dined in the same hall and shared the same meal.’

“When we arrive at the system that displaced Feudalism, we find that

the condition of the workers was better in every way than it is at

present. The instruments of production—the primitive machinery and the

tools necessary for the creation of wealth—belonged to the skilled

workers who used them, and the things they produced were also the

property of those who made them.

“In those days a master painter, a master shoemaker, a master saddler,

or any other master tradesmen, was really a skilled artisan working on

his own account. He usually had one or two apprentices, who were

socially his equals, eating at the same table and associating with the

other members of his family. It was quite a common occurrence for the

apprentice—after he had attained proficiency in his work—to marry his

master’s daughter and succeed to his master’s business. In those days

to be a ‘master’ tradesman meant to be master of the trade, not merely

of some underpaid drudges in one’s employment. The apprentices were

there to master the trade, qualifying themselves to become master

workers themselves; not mere sweaters and exploiters of the labour of

others, but useful members of society. In those days, because there was

no labour-saving machinery the community was dependent for its

existence on the productions of hand labour. Consequently the majority

of the people were employed in some kind of productive work, and the

workers were honoured and respected citizens, living in comfort on the

fruits of their labour. They were not rich as we understand wealth now,

but they did not starve and they were not regarded with contempt, as

are their successors of today.

“The next great change came with the introduction of steam machinery.

That power came to the aid of mankind in their struggle for existence,

enabling them to create easily and in abundance those things of which

they had previously been able to produce only a bare sufficiency. A

wonderful power—equalling and surpassing the marvels that were imagined

by the writers of fairy tales and Eastern stories—a power so vast—so

marvellous, that it is difficult to find words to convey anything like

an adequate conception of it.

“We all remember the story, in The Arabian Nights, of Aladdin, who in

his poverty became possessed of the Wonderful Lamp and—he was poor no

longer. He merely had to rub the Lamp—the Genie appeared, and at

Aladdin’s command he produced an abundance of everything that the youth

could ask or dream of. With the discovery of steam machinery, mankind

became possessed of a similar power to that imagined by the Eastern

writer. At the command of its masters the Wonderful Lamp of Machinery

produces an enormous, overwhelming, stupendous abundance and

superfluity of every material thing necessary for human existence and

happiness. With less labour than was formerly required to cultivate

acres, we can now cultivate miles of land. In response to human

industry, aided by science and machinery, the fruitful earth teems with

such lavish abundance as was never known or deemed possible before. If

you go into the different factories and workshops you will see

prodigious quantities of commodities of every kind pouring out of the

wonderful machinery, literally like water from a tap.

“One would naturally and reasonably suppose that the discovery or

invention of such an aid to human industry would result in increased

happiness and comfort for every one; but as you all know, the reverse

is the case; and the reason of that extraordinary result, is the reason

of all the poverty and unhappiness that we see around us and endure

today—it is simply because—the machinery became the property of a

comparatively few individuals and private companies, who use it not for

the benefit of the community but to create profits for themselves.

“As this labour-saving machinery became more extensively used, the

prosperous class of skilled workers gradually disappeared. Some of the

wealthier of them became distributers instead of producers of wealth;

that is to say, they became shopkeepers, retailing the commodities that

were produced for the most part by machinery. But the majority of them

in course of time degenerated into a class of mere wage earners, having

no property in the machines they used, and no property in the things

they made.

“They sold their labour for so much per hour, and when they could not

find any employer to buy it from them, they were reduced to

destitution.

“Whilst the unemployed workers were starving and those in employment

not much better off, the individuals and private companies who owned

the machinery accumulated fortunes; but their profits were diminished

and their working expenses increased by what led to the latest great

change in the organization of the production of the necessaries of

life—the formation of the Limited Companies and the Trusts; the

decision of the private companies to combine and co-operate with each

other in order to increase their profits and decrease their working

expenses. The results of these combines have been—an increase in the

quantities of the things produced: a decrease in the number of wage

earners employed—and enormously increased profits for the shareholders.

“But it is not only the wage-earning class that is being hurt; for

while they are being annihilated by the machinery and the efficient

organization of industry by the trusts that control and are beginning

to monopolize production, the shopkeeping classes are also being slowly

but surely crushed out of existence by the huge companies that are able

by the greater magnitude of their operations to buy and sell more

cheaply than the small traders.

“The consequence of all this is that the majority of the people are in

a condition of more or less abject poverty—living from hand to mouth.

It is an admitted fact that about thirteen millions of our people are

always on the verge of starvation. The significant results of this

poverty face us on every side. The alarming and persistent increase of

insanity. The large number of would-be recruits for the army who have

to be rejected because they are physically unfit; and the shameful

condition of the children of the poor. More than one-third of the

children of the working classes in London have some sort of mental or

physical defect; defects in development; defects of eyesight; abnormal

nervousness; rickets, and mental dullness. The difference in height and

weight and general condition of the children in poor schools and the

children of the so-called better classes, constitutes a crime that

calls aloud to Heaven for vengeance upon those who are responsible for

it.

“It is childish to imagine that any measure of Tariff Reform or

Political Reform such as a paltry tax on foreign-made goods or

abolishing the House of Lords, or disestablishing the Church—or

miserable Old Age Pensions, or a contemptible tax on land, can deal

with such a state of affairs as this. They have no House of Lords in

America or France, and yet their condition is not materially different

from ours. You may be deceived into thinking that such measures as

those are great things. You may fight for them and vote for them, but

after you have got them you will find that they will make no

appreciable improvement in your condition. You will still have to slave

and drudge to gain a bare sufficiency of the necessaries of life. You

will still have to eat the same kind of food and wear the same kind of

clothes and boots as now. Your masters will still have you in their

power to insult and sweat and drive. Your general condition will be

just the same as at present because such measures as those are not

remedies but red herrings, intended by those who trail them to draw us

away from the only remedy, which is to be found only in the Public

Ownership of the Machinery, and the National Organization of Industry

for the production and distribution of the necessaries of life, not for

the profit of a few but for the benefit of all!

“That is the next great change; not merely desirable, but imperatively

necessary and inevitable! That is Socialism!

“It is not a wild dream of Superhuman Unselfishness. No one will be

asked to sacrifice himself for the benefit of others or to love his

neighbours better than himself as is the case under the present system,

which demands that the majority shall unselfishly be content to labour

and live in wretchedness for the benefit of a few. There is no such

principle of Philanthropy in Socialism, which simply means that even as

all industries are now owned by shareholders, and organized and

directed by committees and officers elected by the shareholders, so

shall they in future belong to the State, that is, the whole people—and

they shall be organized and directed by committees and officers elected

by the community.

“Under existing circumstances the community is exposed to the danger of

being invaded and robbed and massacred by some foreign power. Therefore

the community has organized and owns and controls an Army and Navy to

protect it from that danger. Under existing circumstances the community

is menaced by another equally great danger—the people are mentally and

physically degenerating from lack of proper food and clothing.

Socialists say that the community should undertake and organize the

business of producing and distributing all these things; that the State

should be the only employer of labour and should own all the factories,

mills, mines, farms, railways, fishing fleets, sheep farms, poultry

farms and cattle ranches.

“Under existing circumstances the community is degenerating mentally

and physically because the majority cannot afford to have decent houses

to live in. Socialists say that the community should take in hand the

business of providing proper houses for all its members, that the State

should be the only landlord, that all the land and all the houses

should belong to the whole people...

“We must do this if we are to keep our old place in the van of human

progress. A nation of ignorant, unintelligent, half-starved,

broken-spirited degenerates cannot hope to lead humanity in its

never-ceasing march onward to the conquest of the future.

“Vain, mightiest fleet of iron framed;

Vain the all-shattering guns

Unless proud England keep, untamed,

The stout hearts of her sons.

“All the evils that I have referred to are only symptoms of the one

disease that is sapping the moral, mental and physical life of the

nation, and all attempts to cure these symptoms are foredoomed to

failure, simply because they are the symptoms and not the disease. All

the talk of Temperance, and the attempts to compel temperance, are

foredoomed to failure, because drunkenness is a symptom, and not the

disease.

“India is a rich productive country. Every year millions of pounds

worth of wealth are produced by her people, only to be stolen from them

by means of the Money Trick by the capitalist and official class. Her

industrious sons and daughters, who are nearly all total abstainers,

live in abject poverty, and their misery is not caused by laziness or

want of thrift, or by Intemperance. They are poor for the same reason

that we are poor—Because we are Robbed.

“The hundreds of thousands of pounds that are yearly wasted in

well-meant but useless charity accomplish no lasting good, because

while charity soothes the symptoms it ignores the disease, which is—the

PRIVATE OWNERSHIP of the means of producing the necessaries of life,

and the restriction of production, by a few selfish individuals for

their own profit. And for that disease there is no other remedy than

the one I have told you of—the PUBLIC OWNERSHIP and cultivation of the

land, the PUBLIC OWNERSHIP of the mines, railways, canals, ships,

factories and all the other means of production, and the establishment

of an Industrial Civil Service—a National Army of Industry—for the

purpose of producing the necessaries, comforts and refinements of life

in that abundance which has been made possible by science and

machinery—for the use and benefit of the _whole of the people_.”

“Yes: and where’s the money to come from for all this?” shouted Crass,

fiercely.

“Hear, hear,” cried the man behind the moat.

“There’s no money difficulty about it,” replied Barrington. “We can

easily find all the money we shall need.”

“Of course,” said Slyme, who had been reading the Daily Ananias,

“there’s all the money in the Post Office Savings Bank. The Socialists

could steal that for a start; and as for the mines and land and

factories, they can all be took from the owners by force.”

“There will be no need for force and no need to steal anything from

anybody.”

“And there’s another thing I objects to,” said Crass. “And that’s all

this ’ere talk about hignorance: wot about all the money wots spent

every year for edication?”

“You should rather say—‘What about all the money that’s wasted every

year on education?’ What can be more brutal and senseless than trying

to ‘educate’ a poor little, hungry, ill-clad child? Such so-called

‘instruction’ is like the seed in the parable of the Sower, which fell

on stony ground and withered away because it had no depth of earth; and

even in those cases where it does take root and grow, it becomes like

the seed that fell among thorns and the thorns grew up and choked it,

and it bore no fruit.

“The majority of us forget in a year or two all that we learnt at

school because the conditions of our lives are such as to destroy all

inclination for culture or refinement. We must see that the children

are properly clothed and fed and that they are not made to get up in

the middle of the night to go to work for several hours before they go

to school. We must make it illegal for any greedy, heartless

profit-hunter to hire them and make them labour for several hours in

the evening after school, or all day and till nearly midnight on

Saturday. We must first see that our children are cared for, as well as

the children of savage races, before we can expect a proper return for

the money that we spend on education.”

“I don’t mind admitting that this ’ere scheme of national ownership and

industries is all right if it could only be done,” said Harlow, “but at

present, all the land, railways and factories, belongs to private

capitalists; they can’t be bought without money, and you say you ain’t

goin’ to take ’em away by force, so I should like to know how the

bloody ’ell you are goin’ to get ’em?”

“We certainly don’t propose to buy them with money, for the simple

reason that there is not sufficient money in existence to pay for them.

“If all the gold and silver money in the World were gathered together

into one heap, it would scarcely be sufficient to buy all the private

property in England. The people who own all these things now never

really paid for them with money—they obtained possession of them by

means of the ‘Money Trick’ which Owen explained to us some time ago.”

“They obtained possession of them by usin’ their brain,” said Crass.

“Exactly,” replied the lecturer. “They tell us themselves that that is

how they got them away from us; they call their profits the ‘wages of

intelligence’. Whilst we have been working, they have been using their

intelligence in order to obtain possession of the things we have

created. The time has now arrived for us to use _our_ intelligence in

order to get back the things they have robbed us of, and to prevent

them from robbing us any more. As for how it is to be done, we might

copy the methods that they have found so successful.”

“Oh, then you DO mean to rob them after all,” cried Slyme,

triumphantly. “If it’s true that they robbed the workers, and if we’re

to adopt the same method then we’ll be robbers too!”

“When a thief is caught having in his possession the property of others

it is not robbery to take the things away from him and to restore them

to their rightful owners,” retorted Barrington.

“I can’t allow this ’ere disorder to go on no longer,” shouted Philpot,

banging the table with the plumber’s hammer as several men began

talking at the same time.

“There will be plenty of tuneropperty for questions and opposition at

the hend of the horation, when the pulpit will be throwed open to

anyone as likes to debate the question. I now calls upon the professor

to proceed with the second part of the horation: and anyone wot

interrupts will get a lick under the ear-’ole with this”—waving the

hammer—“and the body will be chucked out of the bloody winder.”

Loud cheers greeted this announcement. It was still raining heavily, so

they thought they might as well pass the time listening to Barrington

as in any other way.

“A large part of the land may be got back in the same way as it was

taken from us. The ancestors of the present holders obtained possession

of it by simply passing Acts of Enclosure: the nation should regain

possession of those lands by passing Acts of Resumption. And with

regard to the other land, the present holders should be allowed to

retain possession of it during their lives and then it should revert to

the State, to be used for the benefit of all. Britain should belong to

the British people, not to a few selfish individuals. As for the

railways, they have already been nationalized in some other countries,

and what other countries can do we can do also. In New Zealand,

Australia, South Africa, Germany, Belgium, Italy, Japan and some other

countries some of the railways are already the property of the State.

As for the method by which we can obtain possession of them, the

difficulty is not to discover a method, but rather to decide which of

many methods we shall adopt. One method would be to simply pass an Act

declaring that as it was contrary to the public interest that they

should be owned by private individuals, the railways would henceforth

be the property of the nation. All railways servants, managers and

officials would continue in their employment; the only difference being

that they would now be in the employ of the State. As to the

shareholders—”

“They could all be knocked on the ’ead, I suppose,” interrupted Crass.

“Or go to the workhouse,” said Slyme.

“Or to ’ell,” suggested the man behind the moat.

“—The State would continue to pay to the shareholders the same

dividends they had received on an average for, say, the previous three

years. These payments would be continued to the present shareholders

for life, or the payments might be limited to a stated number of years

and the shares would be made non-transferable, like the railway tickets

of today. As for the factories, shops, and other means of production

and distribution, the State must adopt the same methods of doing

business as the present owners. I mean that even as the big Trusts and

companies are crushing—by competition—the individual workers and small

traders, so the State should crush the trusts by competition. It is

surely justifiable for the State to do for the benefit of the whole

people that which the capitalists are already doing for the profit of a

few shareholders. The first step in this direction will be the

establishment of Retail Stores for the purpose of supplying all

national and municipal employees with the necessaries of life at the

lowest possible prices. At first the Administration will purchase these

things from the private manufacturers, in such large quantities that it

will be able to obtain them at the very cheapest rate, and as there

will be no heavy rents to pay for showy shops, and no advertising

expenses, and as the object of the Administration will be not to make

profit, but to supply its workmen and officials with goods at the

lowest price, they will be able to sell them much cheaper than the

profit-making private stores.

“The National Service Retail Stores will be for the benefit of only

those in the public service; and gold, silver or copper money will not

be accepted in payment for the things sold. At first, all public

servants will continue to be paid in metal money, but those who desire

it will be paid all or part of their wages in paper money of the same

nominal value, which will be accepted in payment for their purchases at

the National Stores and at the National Hotels, Restaurants and other

places which will be established for the convenience of those in the

State service. The money will resemble bank-notes. It will be made of a

special very strong paper, and will be of all value, from a penny to a

pound.

“As the National Service Stores will sell practically everything that

could be obtained elsewhere, and as twenty shillings in paper money

will be able to purchase much more at the stores than twenty shillings

of metal money would purchase anywhere else, it will not be long before

nearly all public servants will prefer to be paid in paper money. As

far as paying the salaries and wages of most of its officials and

workmen is concerned, the Administration will not then have any need of

metal money. But it will require metal money to pay the private

manufacturers who supply the goods sold in the National Stores. But—all

these things are made by labour; so in order to avoid having to pay

metal money for them, the State will now commence to employ productive

labour. All the public land suitable for the purpose will be put into

cultivation and State factories will be established for manufacturing

food, boots, clothing, furniture and all other necessaries and comforts

of life. All those who are out of employment and willing to work, will

be given employment on these farms and in these factories. In order

that the men employed shall not have to work unpleasantly hard, and

that their hours of labour may be as short as possible—at first, say,

eight hours per day—and also to make sure that the greatest possible

quantity of everything shall be produced, these factories and farms

will be equipped with the most up-to-date and efficient labour-saving

machinery. The people employed in the farms and factories will be paid

with paper money... The commodities they produce will go to replenish

the stocks of the National Service Stores, where the workers will be

able to purchase with their paper money everything they need.

“As we shall employ the greatest possible number of labour-saving

machines, and adopt the most scientific methods in our farms and

factories, the quantities of goods we shall be able to produce will be

so enormous that we shall be able to pay our workers very high wages—in

paper money—and we shall be able to sell our produce so cheaply, that

all public servants will be able to enjoy abundance of everything.

“When the workers who are being exploited and sweated by the private

capitalists realize how much worse off they are than the workers in the

employ of the State, they will come and ask to be allowed to work for

the State, and also, for paper money. That will mean that the State

Army of Productive Workers will be continually increasing in numbers.

More State factories will be built, more land will be put into

cultivation. Men will be given employment making bricks, woodwork,

paints, glass, wallpapers and all kinds of building materials and

others will be set to work building—on State land—beautiful houses,

which will be let to those employed in the service of the State. The

rent will be paid with paper money.

“State fishing fleets will be established and the quantities of

commodities of all kinds produced will be so great that the State

employees and officials will not be able to use it all. With their

paper money they will be able to buy enough and more than enough to

satisfy all their needs abundantly, but there will still be a great and

continuously increasing surplus stock in the possession of the State.

“The Socialist Administration will now acquire or build fleets of steam

trading vessels, which will of course be manned and officered by State

employees—the same as the Royal Navy is now. These fleets of National

trading vessels will carry the surplus stocks I have mentioned, to

foreign countries, and will there sell or exchange them for some of the

products of those countries, things that we do not produce ourselves.

These things will be brought to England and sold at the National

Service Stores, at the lowest possible price, for paper money, to those

in the service of the State. This of course will only have the effect

of introducing greater variety into the stocks—it will not diminish the

surplus: and as there would be no sense in continuing to produce more

of these things than necessary, it would then be the duty of the

Administration to curtail or restrict production of the necessaries of

life. This could be done by reducing the hours of the workers without

reducing their wages so as to enable them to continue to purchase as

much as before.

“Another way of preventing over production of mere necessaries and

comforts will be to employ a large number of workers producing the

refinements and pleasures of life, more artistic houses, furniture,

pictures, musical instruments and so forth.

“In the centre of every district a large Institute or pleasure house

could be erected, containing a magnificently appointed and decorated

theatre; Concert Hall, Lecture Hall, Gymnasium, Billiard Rooms, Reading

Rooms, Refreshment Rooms, and so on. A detachment of the Industrial

Army would be employed as actors, artistes, musicians, singers and

entertainers. In fact everyone that could be spared from the most

important work of all—that of producing the necessaries of life—would

be employed in creating pleasure, culture, and education. All these

people—like the other branches of the public service—would be paid with

paper money, and with it all of them would be able to purchase

abundance of all those things which constitute civilization.

“Meanwhile, as a result of all this, the kind-hearted private employers

and capitalists would find that no one would come and work for them to

be driven and bullied and sweated for a miserable trifle of metal money

that is scarcely enough to purchase sufficient of the necessaries of

life to keep body and soul together.

“These kind-hearted capitalists will protest against what they will

call the unfair competition of State industry, and some of them may

threaten to leave the country and take their capital with them... As

most of these persons are too lazy to work, and as we will not need

their money, we shall be very glad to see them go. But with regard to

their real capital—their factories, farms, mines or machinery—that will

be a different matter... To allow these things to remain idle and

unproductive would constitute an injury to the community. So a law will

be passed, declaring that all land not cultivated by the owner, or any

factory shut down for more than a specified time, will be taken

possession of by the State and worked for the benefit of the

community... Fair compensation will be paid in paper money to the

former owners, who will be granted an income or pension of so much a

year either for life or for a stated period according to circumstances

and the ages of the persons concerned.

“As for the private traders, the wholesale and retail dealers in the

things produced by labour, they will be forced by the State competition

to close down their shops and warehouses—first, because they will not

be able to replenish their stocks; and, secondly, because even if they

were able to do so, they would not be able to sell them. This will

throw out of work a great host of people who are at present engaged in

useless occupations; the managers and assistants in the shops of which

we now see half a dozen of the same sort in a single street; the

thousands of men and women who are slaving away their lives producing

advertisements, for, in most cases, a miserable pittance of metal

money, with which many of them are unable to procure sufficient of the

necessaries of life to secure them from starvation.

“The masons, carpenters, painters, glaziers, and all the others engaged

in maintaining these unnecessary stores and shops will all be thrown

out of employment, but all of them who are willing to work will be

welcomed by the State and will be at once employed helping either to

produce or distribute the necessaries and comforts of life. They will

have to work fewer hours than before... They will not have to work so

hard—for there will be no need to drive or bully, because there will be

plenty of people to do the work, and most of it will be done by

machinery—and with their paper money they will be able to buy abundance

of the things they help to produce. The shops and stores where these

people were formerly employed will be acquired by the State, which will

pay the former owners fair compensation in the same manner as to the

factory owners. Some of the buildings will be utilized by the State as

National Service Stores, others transformed into factories and others

will be pulled down to make room for dwellings, or public buildings...

It will be the duty of the Government to build a sufficient number of

houses to accommodate the families of all those in its employment, and

as a consequence of this and because of the general disorganization and

decay of what is now called ‘business’, all other house property of all

kinds will rapidly depreciate in value. The slums and the wretched

dwellings now occupied by the working classes—the miserable,

uncomfortable, jerry-built ‘villas’ occupied by the lower middle

classes and by ‘business’ people, will be left empty and valueless upon

the hands of their rack renting landlords, who will very soon

voluntarily offer to hand them and the ground they stand upon to the

state on the same terms as those accorded to the other property owners,

namely—in return for a pension. Some of these people will be content to

live in idleness on the income allowed them for life as compensation by

the State: others will devote themselves to art or science and some

others will offer their services to the community as managers and

superintendents, and the State will always be glad to employ all those

who are willing to help in the Great Work of production and

distribution.

“By this time the nation will be the sole employer of labour, and as no

one will be able to procure the necessaries of life without paper

money, and as the only way to obtain this will be working, it will mean

that every mentally and physically capable person in the community will

be helping in the great work of PRODUCTION and DISTRIBUTION. We shall

not need as at present, to maintain a police force to protect the

property of the idle rich from the starving wretches whom they have

robbed. There will be no unemployed and no overlapping of labour, which

will be organized and concentrated for the accomplishment of the only

rational object—the creation of the things we require... For every one

labour-saving machine in use today, we will, if necessary, employ a

thousand machines! and consequently there will be produced such a

stupendous, enormous, prodigious, overwhelming abundance of everything

that soon the Community will be faced once more with the serious

problem of OVER-PRODUCTION.

“To deal with this, it will be necessary to reduce the hours of our

workers to four or five hours a day... All young people will be allowed

to continue at public schools and universities and will not be required

to take any part in the work or the nation until they are twenty-one

years of age. At the age of forty-five, everyone will be allowed to

retire from the State service on full pay... All these will be able to

spend the rest of their days according to their own inclinations; some

will settle down quietly at home, and amuse themselves in the same ways

as people of wealth and leisure do at the present day—with some hobby,

or by taking part in the organization of social functions, such as

balls, parties, entertainments, the organization of Public Games and

Athletic Tournaments, Races and all kinds of sports.

“Some will prefer to continue in the service of the State. Actors,

artists, sculptors, musicians and others will go on working for their

own pleasure and honour... Some will devote their leisure to science,

art, or literature. Others will prefer to travel on the State

steamships to different parts of the world to see for themselves all

those things of which most of us have now but a dim and vague

conception. The wonders of India and Egypt, the glories of Rome, the

artistic treasures of the continent and the sublime scenery of other

lands.

“Thus—for the first time in the history of humanity—the benefits and

pleasures conferred upon mankind by science and civilization will be

enjoyed equally by all, upon the one condition, that they shall do

their share of the work, that is necessary in order to make all these

things possible.

“These are the principles upon which the CO-OPERATIVE COMMONWEALTH of

the future will be organized. The State in which no one will be

distinguished or honoured above his fellows except for Virtue or

Talent. Where no man will find his profit in another’s loss, and we

shall no longer be masters and servants, but brothers, free men, and

friends. Where there will be no weary, broken men and women passing

their joyless lives in toil and want, and no little children crying

because they are hungry or cold.

“A State wherein it will be possible to put into practice the teachings

of Him whom so many now pretend to follow. A society which shall have

justice and co-operation for its foundation, and International

Brotherhood and love for its law.

“Such are the days that shall be! but

What are the deeds of today,

In the days of the years we dwell in,

That wear our lives away?

Why, then, and for what we are waiting?

There are but three words to speak

‘We will it,’ and what is the foreman

but the dream strong wakened and weak?

“Oh, why and for what are we waiting, while

our brothers droop and die?

And on every wind of the heavens, a

wasted life goes by.

“How long shall they reproach us, where

crowd on crowd they dwell

Poor ghosts of the wicked city,

gold crushed, hungry hell?

“Through squalid life they laboured in

sordid grief they died

Those sons of a mighty mother, those

props of England’s pride.

They are gone, there is none can undo

it, nor save our souls from the curse,

But many a million cometh, and shall

they be better or worse?

“It is We must answer and hasten and open wide the door,

For the rich man’s hurrying terror, and the slow foot hope of the poor,

Yea, the voiceless wrath of the wretched and their unlearned

discontent,

We must give it voice and wisdom, till the waiting tide be spent

Come then since all things call us, the living and the dead,

And o’er the weltering tangle a glimmering light is shed.”

As Barrington descended from the Pulpit and walked back to his

accustomed seat, a loud shout of applause burst from a few men in the

crowd, who stood up and waved their caps and cheered again and again.

When order was restored, Philpot rose and addressed the meeting:

“Is there any gentleman wot would like to ask the Speaker a question?”

No one spoke and the Chairman again put the question without obtaining

any response, but at length one of the new hands who had been “taken

on” about a week previously to replace another painter who had been

sacked for being too slow—stood up and said there was one point that he

would like a little more information about. This man had two patches on

the seat of his trousers, which were also very much frayed and ragged

at the bottoms of the legs: the lining of his coat was all in rags, as

were also the bottoms of the sleeves; his boots were old and had been

many times mended and patched; the sole of one of them had begun to

separate from the upper and he had sewn these parts together with a few

stitches of copper wire. He had been out of employment for several

weeks and it was evident from the pinched expression of his still

haggard face that during that time he had not had sufficient to eat.

This man was not a drunkard, neither was he one of those semi-mythical

persons who are too lazy to work. He was married and had several

children. One of them, a boy of fourteen years old, earned five

shillings a week as a light porter at a Grocer’s.

Being a householder the man had a vote, but he had never hitherto taken

much interest in what he called “politics”. In his opinion, those

matters were not for the likes of him. He believed in leaving such

difficult subjects to be dealt with by his betters. In his present

unhappy condition he was a walking testimonial to the wisdom and virtue

and benevolence of those same “betters” who have hitherto managed the

affairs of the world with results so very satisfactory for themselves.

“I should like to ask the speaker,” he said, “supposin’ all this that

’e talks about is done—what’s to become of the King, and the Royal

Family, and all the Big Pots?”

“’Ear, ’ear,” cried Crass, eagerly—and Ned Dawson and the man behind

the moat both said that that was what they would like to know, too.

“I am much more concerned about what is to become of ourselves if these

things are not done,” replied Barrington. “I think we should try to

cultivate a little more respect of our own families and to concern

ourselves a little less about ‘Royal’ Families. I fail to see any

reason why we should worry ourselves about those people; they’re all

right—they have all they need, and as far as I am aware, nobody wishes

to harm them and they are well able to look after themselves. They will

fare the same as the other rich people.”

“I should like to ask,” said Harlow, “wot’s to become of all the gold

and silver and copper money? Wouldn’t it be of no use at all?”

“It would be of far more use under Socialism than it is at present. The

State would of course become possessed of a large quantity of it in the

early stages of the development of the Socialist system, because—at

first—while the State would be paying all its officers and productive

workers in paper, the rest of the community—those not in State

employ—would be paying their taxes in gold as at present. All

travellers on the State railways—other than State employees—would pay

their fares in metal money, and gold and silver would pour into the

State Treasury from many other sources. The State would receive gold

and silver and—for the most part—pay out paper. By the time the system

of State employment was fully established, gold and silver would only

be of value as metal and the State would purchase it from whoever

possessed and wished to sell it—at so much per pound as raw material:

instead of hiding it away in the vaults of banks, or locking it up in

iron safes, we shall make use of it. Some of the gold will be

manufactured into articles of jewellery, to be sold for paper money and

worn by the sweethearts and wives and daughters of the workers; some of

it will be beaten out into gold leaf to be used in the decoration of

the houses of the citizens and of public buildings. As for the silver,

it will be made into various articles of utility for domestic use. The

workers will not then, as now, have to eat their food with poisonous

lead or brass spoons and forks, we shall have these things of silver

and if there is not enough silver we shall probably have a

non-poisonous alloy of that metal.”

“As far as I can make out,” said Harlow, “the paper money will be just

as valuable as gold and silver is now. Well, wot’s to prevent artful

dodgers like old Misery and Rushton saving it up and buying and selling

things with it, and so livin’ without work?”

“Of course,” said Crass, scornfully. “It would never do!”

“That’s a very simple matter; any man who lives without doing any

useful work is living on the labour of others, he is robbing others of

part of the result of their labour. The object of Socialism is to stop

this robbery, to make it impossible. So no one will be able to hoard up

or accumulate the paper money because it will be dated, and will become

worthless if it is not spent within a certain time after its issue. As

for buying and selling for profit—from whom would they buy? And to whom

would they sell?”

“Well, they might buy some of the things the workers didn’t want, for

less than the workers paid for them, and then they could sell ’em

again.”

“They’d have to sell them for less than the price charged at the

National Stores, and if you think about it a little you’ll see that it

would not be very profitable. It would be with the object of preventing

any attempts at private trading that the Administration would refuse to

pay compensation to private owners in a lump sum. All such

compensations would be paid, as I said, in the form of a pension of so

much per year.

“Another very effective way to prevent private trading would be to make

it a criminal offence against the well-being of the community. At

present many forms of business are illegal unless you take out a

licence; under Socialism no one would be allowed to trade without a

licence, and no licences would be issued.”

“Wouldn’t a man be allowed to save up his money if he wanted to,”

demanded Slyme with indignation.

“There will be nothing to prevent a man going without some of the

things he might have if he is foolish enough to do so, but he would

never be able to save up enough to avoid doing his share of useful

service. Besides, what need would there be for anyone to save? One’s

old age would be provided for. No one could ever be out of employment.

If one was ill the State hospitals and Medical Service would be free.

As for one’s children, they would attend the State Free Schools and

Colleges and when of age they would enter the State Service, their

futures provided for. Can you tell us why anyone would need or wish to

save?”

Slyme couldn’t.

“Are there any more questions?” demanded Philpot.

“While we are speaking of money,” added Barrington, “I should like to

remind you that even under the present system there are many things

which cost money to maintain, that we enjoy without having to pay for

directly. The public roads and pavements cost money to make and

maintain and light. So do the parks, museums and bridges. But they are

free to all. Under a Socialist Administration this principle will be

extended—in addition to the free services we enjoy now we shall then

maintain the trains and railways for the use of the public, free. And

as time goes on, this method of doing business will be adopted in many

other directions.”

“I’ve read somewhere,” said Harlow, “that whenever a Government in any

country has started issuing paper money it has always led to

bankruptcy. How do you know that the same thing would not happen under

a Socialist Administration?”

“’Ear, ’ear,” said Crass. “I was just goin’ to say the same thing.”

“If the Government of a country began to issue large amounts of paper

money under the present system,” Barrington replied, “it would

inevitably lead to bankruptcy, for the simple reason that paper money

under the present system—bank-notes, bank drafts, postal orders,

cheques or any other form—is merely a printed promise to pay the

amount—in gold or silver—on demand or at a certain date. Under the

present system if a Government issues more paper money than it

possesses gold and silver to redeem, it is of course bankrupt. But the

paper money that will be issued under a Socialist Administration will

not be a promise to pay in gold or silver on demand or at any time. It

will be a promise to supply commodities to the amount specified on the

note, and as there could be no dearth of those things there could be no

possibility of bankruptcy.”

“I should like to know who’s goin’ to appoint the hofficers of this

’ere hindustrial harmy,” said the man on the pail. “We don’t want to be

bullied and chivied and chased about by a lot of sergeants and

corporals like a lot of soldiers, you know.”

“’Ear, ’ear,” said Crass. “You must ’ave some masters. Someone’s got to

be in charge of the work.”

“We don’t have to put up with any bullying or chivying or chasing now,

do we?” said Barrington. “So of course we could not have anything of

that sort under Socialism. We could not put up with it at all! Even if

it were only for four or five hours a day. Under the present system we

have no voice in appointing our masters and overseers and foremen—we

have no choice as to what master we shall work under. If our masters do

not treat us fairly we have no remedy against them. Under Socialism it

will be different; the workers will be part of the community; the

officers or managers and foremen will be the servants of the community,

and if any one of these men were to abuse his position he could be

promptly removed. As for the details of the organization of the

Industrial Army, the difficulty is, again, not so much to devise a way,

but to decide which of many ways would be the best, and the perfect way

will probably be developed only after experiment and experience. The

one thing we have to hold fast to is the fundamental principle of State

employment or National service. Production for use and not for profit.

The national organization of industry under democratic control. One way

of arranging this business would be for the community to elect a

Parliament in much the same way as is done at present. The only persons

eligible for election to be veterans of the industrial Army, men and

women who had put in their twenty-five years of service.

“This Administrative Body would have control of the different State

Departments. There would be a Department of Agriculture, a Department

of Railways and so on, each with its minister and staff.

“All these Members of Parliament would be the relatives—in some cases

the mothers and fathers of those in the Industrial Service, and they

would be relied upon to see that the conditions of that service were

the best possible.

“As for the different branches of the State Service, they could be

organized on somewhat the same lines as the different branches of the

Public Service are now—like the Navy, the Post Office and as the State

Railways in some other countries, or as are the different branches of

the Military Army, with the difference that all promotions will be from

the ranks, by examinations, and by merit only. As every recruit will

have had the same class of education they will all have absolute

equality of opportunity and the men who would attain to positions of

authority would be the best men, and not as at present, the worst.”

“How do you make that out?” demanded Crass.

“Under the present system, the men who become masters and employers

succeed because they are cunning and selfish, not because they

understand or are capable of doing the work out of which they make

their money. Most of the employers in the building trade for instance

would be incapable of doing any skilled work. Very few of them would be

worth their salt as journeymen. The only work they do is to scheme to

reap the benefit of the labour of others.

“The men who now become managers and foremen are selected not because

of their ability as craftsmen, but because they are good slave-drivers

and useful producers of profit for their employers.”

“How are you goin’ to prevent the selfish and cunnin’, as you call ’em,

from gettin’ on top THEN as they do now?” said Harlow.

“The fact that all workers will receive the same pay, no matter what

class of work they are engaged in, or what their position, will ensure

our getting the very best man to do all the higher work and to organize

our business.”

Crass laughed: “What! Everybody to get the same wages?”

“Yes: there will be such an enormous quantity of everything produced,

that their wages will enable everyone to purchase abundance of

everything they require. Even if some were paid more than others they

would not be able to spend it. There would be no need to save it, and

as there will be no starving poor, there will be no one to give it away

to. If it were possible to save and accumulate money it would bring

into being an idle class, living on their fellows: it would lead to the

downfall of our system, and a return to the same anarchy that exists at

present. Besides, if higher wages were paid to those engaged in the

higher work or occupying positions of authority it would prevent our

getting the best men. Unfit persons would try for the positions because

of the higher pay. That is what happens now. Under the present system

men intrigue for and obtain or are pitchforked into positions for which

they have no natural ability at all; the only reason they desire these

positions is because of the salaries attached to them. These fellows

get the money and the work is done by underpaid subordinates whom the

world never hears of. Under Socialism, this money incentive will be

done away with, and consequently the only men who will try for these

positions will be those who, being naturally fitted for the work, would

like to do it. For instance a man who is a born organizer will not

refuse to undertake such work because he will not be paid more for it.

Such a man will desire to do it and will esteem it a privilege to be

allowed to do it. He will revel in it. To think out all the details of

some undertaking, to plan and scheme and organize, is not work for a

man like that. It is a pleasure. But for a man who has sought and

secured such a position, not because he liked the work, but because he

liked the salary—such work as this would be unpleasant labour. Under

Socialism the unfit man would not apply for that post but would strive

after some other for which he was fit and which he would therefore

desire and enjoy. There are some men who would rather have charge of

and organize and be responsible for work than do it with their hands.

There are others who would rather do delicate or difficult or artistic

work, than plain work. A man who is a born artist would rather paint a

frieze or a picture or carve a statue than he would do plain work, or

take charge of and direct the labour of others. And there are another

sort of men who would rather do ordinary plain work than take charge,

or attempt higher branches for which they have neither liking or

natural talent.

“But there is one thing—a most important point that you seem to

entirely lose sight of, and that is, that all these different kinds and

classes are equal in one respect—THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY NECESSARY. Each

is a necessary and indispensable part of the whole; therefore everyone

who has done his full share of necessary work is justly entitled to a

full share of the results. The men who put the slates on are just as

indispensable as the men who lay the foundations. The work of the men

who build the walls and make the doors is just as necessary as the work

of the men who decorate the cornice. None of them would be of much use

without the architect, and the plans of the architect would come to

nothing, his building would be a mere castle in the air, if it were not

for the other workers. Each part of the work is equally necessary,

useful and indispensable if the building is to be perfected. Some of

these men work harder with their brains than with their hands and some

work harder with their hands than with their brains, BUT EACH ONE DOES

HIS FULL SHARE OF THE WORK. This truth will be recognized and acted

upon by those who build up and maintain the fabric of our Co-operative

Commonwealth. Every man who does his full share of the useful and

necessary work according to his abilities shall have his full share of

the total result. Herein will be its great difference from the present

system, under which it is possible for the cunning and selfish ones to

take advantage of the simplicity of others and rob them of part of the

fruits of their labour. As for those who will be engaged in the higher

branches, they will be sufficiently rewarded by being privileged to do

the work they are fitted for and enjoy. The only men and women who are

capable of good and great work of any kind are those who, being

naturally fit for it, love the work for its own sake and not for the

money it brings them. Under the present system, many men who have no

need of money produce great works, not for gain but for pleasure: their

wealth enables them to follow their natural inclinations. Under the

present system many men and women capable of great works are prevented

from giving expression to their powers by poverty and lack of

opportunity: they live in sorrow and die heartbroken, and the community

is the loser. These are the men and women who will be our artists,

sculptors, architects, engineers and captains of industry.

“Under the present system there are men at the head of affairs whose

only object is the accumulation of money. Some of them possess great

abilities and the system has practically compelled them to employ those

abilities for their own selfish ends to the hurt of the community. Some

of them have built up great fortunes out of the sweat and blood and

tears of men and women and little children. For those who delight in

such work as this, there will be no place in our Co-operative

Commonwealth.”

“Is there any more questions?” demanded Philpot.

“Yes,” said Harlow. “If there won’t be no extry pay and if anybody will

have all they need for just doing their part of the work, what

encouragement will there be for anyone to worry his brains out trying

to invent some new machine, or make some new discovery?”

“Well,” said Barrington, “I think that’s covered by the last answer,

but if it were found necessary—which is highly improbable—to offer some

material reward in addition to the respect, esteem or honour that would

be enjoyed by the author of an invention that was a boon to the

community, it could be arranged by allowing him to retire before the

expiration of his twenty-five years service. The boon he had conferred

on the community by the invention, would be considered equivalent to so

many years work. But a man like that would not desire to cease working;

that sort go on working all their lives, for love. There’s Edison for

instance. He is one of the very few inventors who have made money out

of their work; he is a rich man, but the only use his wealth seems to

be to him is to procure himself facilities for going on with his work;

his life is a round of what some people would call painful labour: but

it is not painful labour to him; it’s just pleasure, he works for the

love of it. Another way would be to absolve a man of that sort from the

necessity of ordinary work, so as to give him a chance to get on with

other inventions. It would be to the interests of the community to

encourage him in every way and to place materials and facilities at his

disposal.

“But you must remember that even under the present system, Honour and

Praise are held to be greater than money. How many soldiers would

prefer money to the honour of wearing the intrinsically valueless

Victoria Cross?

“Even now men think less of money than they do of the respect, esteem

or honour they are able to procure with it. Many men spend the greater

part of their lives striving to accumulate money, and when they have

succeeded, they proceed to spend it to obtain the respect of their

fellow-men. Some of them spend thousands of pounds for the honour of

being able to write ‘MP’ after their names. Others buy titles. Others

pay huge sums to gain admission to exclusive circles of society. Others

give the money away in charity, or found libraries or universities. The

reason they do these things is that they desire to be applauded and

honoured by their fellow-men.

“This desire is strongest in the most capable men—the men of genius.

Therefore, under Socialism the principal incentive to great work will

be the same as now—Honour and Praise. But, under the present system,

Honour and Praise can be bought with money, and it does not matter much

how the money was obtained.

“Under Socialism it will be different. The Cross of Honour and the

Laurel Crown will not be bought and sold for filthy lucre. They will be

the supreme rewards of Virtue and of Talent.”

“Anyone else like to be flattened out?” inquired Philpot.

“What would you do with them what spends all their money in drink?”

asked Slyme.

“I might reasonably ask you, ‘What’s done with them or what you propose

to do with them now?’ There are many men and women whose lives are so

full of toil and sorrow and the misery caused by abject poverty, who

are so shut out from all that makes life worth living, that the time

they spend in the public house is the only ray of sunshine in their

cheerless lives. Their mental and material poverty is so great that

they are deprived of and incapable of understanding the intellectual

and social pleasures of civilization... Under Socialism there will be

no such class as this. Everyone will be educated, and social life and

rational pleasure will be within the reach of all. Therefore we do not

believe that there will be such a class. Any individuals who abandoned

themselves to such a course would be avoided by their fellows; but if

they became very degraded, we should still remember that they were our

brother men and women, and we should regard them as suffering from a

disease inherited from their uncivilized forefathers and try to cure

them by placing them under some restraint: in an institute for

instance.”

“Another good way to deal with ’em,” said Harlow, “would be to allow

them double pay, so as they could drink themselves to death. We could

do without the likes of them.”

“Call the next case,” said Philpot.

“This ’ere abundance that you’re always talking about,” said Crass,

“you can’t be sure that it would be possible to produce all that.

You’re only assoomin’ that it could be done.”

Barrington pointed to the still visible outlines of the “Hoblong” that

Owen had drawn on the wall to illustrate a previous lecture.

“Even under the present silly system of restricted production, with the

majority of the population engaged in useless, unproductive,

unnecessary work, and large numbers never doing any work at all, there

is enough produced to go all round after a fashion. More than enough,

for in consequence of what they call ‘Over-Production’, the markets are

periodically glutted with commodities of all kinds, and then for a time

the factories are closed and production ceases. And yet we can all

manage to exist—after a fashion. This proves that if productive

industry were organized on the lines advocated by Socialists there

could be produced such a prodigious quantity of everything, that

everyone could live in plenty and comfort. The problem of how to

produce sufficient for all to enjoy abundance is already solved: the

problem that then remains is—How to get rid of those whose greed and

callous indifference to the sufferings of others, prevents it being

done.”

“Yes! and you’ll never be able to get rid of ’em, mate,” cried Crass,

triumphantly—and the man with the copper wire stitches in his boot said

that it couldn’t be done.

“Well, we mean to have a good try, anyhow,” said Barrington.

Crass and most of the others tried hard to think of something to say in

defence of the existing state of affairs, or against the proposals put

forward by the lecturer; but finding nothing, they maintained a sullen

and gloomy silence. The man with the copper wire stitches in his boot

in particular appeared to be very much upset; perhaps he was afraid

that if the things advocated by the speaker ever came to pass he would

not have any boots at all. To assume that he had some such thought as

this, is the only rational way to account for his hostility, for in his

case no change could have been for the worse unless it reduced him to

almost absolute nakedness and starvation.

To judge by their unwillingness to consider any proposals to alter the

present system, one might have supposed that they were afraid of losing

something, instead of having nothing to lose—except their poverty.

It was not till the chairman had made several urgent appeals for more

questions that Crass brightened up: a glad smile slowly spread over and

illuminated his greasy visage: he had at last thought of a most serious

and insurmountable obstacle to the establishment of the Co-operative

Commonwealth.

“What,” he demanded, in a loud voice, “what are you goin’ to do, in

this ’ere Socialist Republic of yours, with them wot WON’T WORK!”

As Crass flung this bombshell into the Socialist camp, the miserable,

ragged-trousered crew around him could scarce forbear a cheer; but the

more intelligent part of the audience only laughed.

“We don’t believe that there will be any such people as that,” said

Barrington.

“There’s plenty of ’em about now, anyway,” sneered Crass.

“You can’t change ’uman nature, you know,” cried the man behind the

moat, and the one who had the copper wire stitches in his boot laughed

scornfully.

“Yes, I know there are plenty such now,” rejoined Barrington. “It’s

only what is to be expected, considering that practically all workers

live in poverty, and are regarded with contempt. The conditions under

which most of the work is done at present are so unpleasant and

degrading that everyone refuses to do any unless they are compelled;

none of us here, for instance, would continue to work for Rushton if it

were not for the fact that we have either to do so or starve; and when

we do work we only just earn enough to keep body and soul together.

Under the present system everybody who can possibly manage to do so

avoids doing any work, the only difference being that some people do

their loafing better than others. The aristocracy are too lazy to work,

but they seem to get on all right; they have their tenants to work for

them. Rushton is too lazy to work, so he has arranged that we and

Nimrod shall work instead, and he fares much better than any of us who

do work. Then there is another kind of loafers who go about begging and

occasionally starving rather than submit to such abominable conditions

as are offered to them. These last are generally not much worse off

than we are and they are often better off. At present, people have

everything to gain and but little to lose by refusing to work. Under

Socialism it would be just the reverse; the conditions of labour would

be so pleasant, the hours of obligatory work so few, and the reward so

great, that it is absurd to imagine that any one would be so foolish as

to incur the contempt of his fellows and make himself a social outcast

by refusing to do the small share of work demanded of him by the

community of which he was a member.

“As for what we should do to such individuals if there did happen to be

some, I can assure you that we would not treat them as you treat them

now. We would not dress them up in silk and satin and broadcloth and

fine linen: we would not embellish them, as you do, with jewels of gold

and jewels of silver and with precious stones; neither should we allow

them to fare sumptuously every day. Our method of dealing with them

would be quite different from yours. In the Co-operative Commonwealth

there will be no place for loafers; whether they call themselves

aristocrats or tramps, those who are too lazy to work shall have no

share in the things that are produced by the labour of others. Those

who do nothing shall have nothing. If any man will not work, neither

shall he eat. Under the present system a man who is really too lazy to

work may stop you in the street and tell you that he cannot get

employment. For all you know, he may be telling the truth, and if you

have any feeling and are able, you will help him. But in the Socialist

State no one would have such an excuse, because everyone that was

willing would be welcome to come and help in the work of producing

wealth and happiness for all, and afterwards he would also be welcome

to his full share of the results.”

“Any more complaints?” inquired the chairman, breaking the gloomy

silence that followed.

“I don’t want anyone to think that I am blaming any of these

present-day loafers,” Barrington added. “The wealthy ones cannot be

expected voluntarily to come and work under existing conditions and if

they were to do so they would be doing more harm than good—they would

be doing some poor wretches out of employment. They are not to be

blamed; the people who are to blame are the working classes themselves,

who demand and vote for the continuance of the present system. As for

the other class of loafers—those at the bottom, the tramps and people

of that sort, if they were to become sober and industrious tomorrow,

they also would be doing more harm than good to the other workers; it

would increase the competition for work. If all the loafers in

Mugsborough could suddenly be transformed into decent house painters

next week, Nimrod might be able to cut down the wages another penny an

hour. I don’t wish to speak disrespectfully of these tramps at all.

Some of them are such simply because they would rather starve than

submit to the degrading conditions that we submit to, they do not see

the force of being bullied and chased, and driven about in order to

gain semi-starvation and rags. They are able to get those without

working; and I sometimes think that they are more worthy of respect and

are altogether a nobler type of beings than a lot of broken-spirited

wretches like ourselves, who are always at the mercy of our masters,

and always in dread of the sack.”

“Any more questions?” said the chairman.

“Do you mean to say as the time will ever come when the gentry will mix

up on equal terms with the likes of us?” demanded the man behind the

moat, scornfully.

“Oh, no,” replied the lecturer. “When we get Socialism there won’t be

any people like us. Everybody will be civilized.”

The man behind the moat did not seem very satisfied with this answer,

and told the others that he could not see anything to laugh at.

“Is there any more questions?” cried Philpot. “Now is your chance to

get some of your own back, but don’t hall speak at once.”

“I should like to know who’s goin’ to do all the dirty work?” said

Slyme. “If everyone is to be allowed to choose ’is own trade, who’d be

fool enough to choose to be a scavenger, a sweep, a dustman or a sewer

man? nobody wouldn’t want to do such jobs as them and everyone would be

after the soft jobs.”

“Of course,” cried Crass, eagerly clutching at this last straw. “The

thing sounds all right till you comes to look into it, but it wouldn’t

never work!”

“It would be very easy to deal with any difficulty of that sort,”

replied Barrington, “if it were found that too many people were

desirous of pursuing certain callings, it would be known that the

conditions attached to those kinds of work were unfairly easy, as

compared with other lines, so the conditions in those trades would be

made more severe. A higher degree of skill would be required. If we

found that too many persons wished to be doctors, architects, engineers

and so forth, we would increase the severity of the examinations. This

would scare away all but the most gifted and enthusiastic. We should

thus at one stroke reduce the number of applicants and secure the very

best men for the work—we should have better doctors, better architects,

better engineers than before.

“As regards those disagreeable tasks for which there was a difficulty

in obtaining volunteers, we should adopt the opposite means. Suppose

that six hours was the general thing; and we found that we could not

get any sewer men; we should reduce the hours of labour in that

department to four, or if necessary to two, in order to compensate for

the disagreeable nature of the work.

“Another way out of such difficulties would be to have a separate

division of the Industrial army to do all such work, and to make it

obligatory for every man to put in his first year of State service as a

member of this corps. There would be no hardship in that. Everyone gets

the benefit of such work; there would be no injustice in requiring

everyone to share. This would have the effect also of stimulating

invention; it would be to everyone’s interest to think out means of

doing away with such kinds of work and there is no doubt that most of

it will be done by machinery in some way or other. A few years ago the

only way to light up the streets of a town was to go round to each

separate gas lamp and light each jet, one at a time: now, we press a

few buttons and light up the town with electricity. In the future we

shall probably be able to press a button and flush the sewers.”

“What about religion?” said Slyme. “I suppose there won’t be no

churches nor chapels; we shall all have to be atheists.”

“Everybody will be perfectly free to enjoy their own opinions and to

practise any religion they like; but no religion or sect will be

maintained by the State. If any congregation or body of people wish to

have a building for their own exclusive use as a church or chapel or

lecture hall it will be supplied to them by the State on the same terms

as those upon which dwelling houses will be supplied; the State will

construct the special kind of building and the congregation will have

to pay the rent, the amount to be based on the cost of construction, in

paper money of course. As far as the embellishment or decoration of

such places is concerned, there will of course be nothing to prevent

the members of the congregation if they wish from doing any such work

as that themselves in their own spare time of which they will have

plenty.”

“If everybody’s got to do their share of work, where’s the minister and

clergymen to come from?”

“There are at least three ways out of that difficulty. First, ministers

of religion could be drawn from the ranks of the Veterans—men over

forty-five years old who had completed their term of State service. You

must remember that these will not be worn out wrecks, as too many of

the working classes are at that age now. They will have had good food

and clothing and good general conditions all their lives; and

consequently they will be in the very prime of life. They will be

younger than many of us now are at thirty; they will be ideal men for

the positions we are speaking of. All well educated in their youth, and

all will have had plenty of leisure for self culture during the years

of their State service and they will have the additional recommendation

that their congregation will not be required to pay anything for their

services.

“Another way: If a congregation wished to retain the full-time services

of a young man whom they thought specially gifted but who had not

completed his term of State service, they could secure him by paying

the State for his services; thus the young man would still remain in

State employment, he would still continue to receive his pay from the

National Treasury, and at the age of forty-five would be entitled to

his pension like any other worker, and after that the congregation

would not have to pay the State anything.

“A third—and as it seems to me, the most respectable way—would be for

the individual in question to act as minister or pastor or lecturer or

whatever it was, to the congregation without seeking to get out of

doing his share of the State service. The hours of obligatory work

would be so short and the work so light that he would have abundance of

leisure to prepare his orations without sponging on his

co-religionists.”

“’Ear, ’ear!” cried Harlow.

“Of course,” added Barrington, “it would not only be congregations of

Christians who could adopt any of these methods. It is possible that a

congregation of agnostics, for instance, might want a separate building

or to maintain a lecturer.”

“What the ’ell’s an agnostic?” demanded Bundy.

“An agnostic,” said the man behind the moat, “is a bloke wot don’t

believe nothing unless ’e see it with ’is own eyes.”

“All these details,” continued the speaker, “of the organization of

affairs and the work of the Co-operative Commonwealth, are things which

do not concern us at all. They have merely been suggested by different

individuals as showing some ways in which these things could be

arranged. The exact methods to be adopted will be decided upon by the

opinion of the majority when the work is being done. Meantime, what we

have to do is to insist upon the duty of the State to provide

productive work for the unemployed, the State feeding of

schoolchildren, the nationalization or Socialization of Railways; Land;

the Trusts, and all public services that are still in the hands of

private companies. If you wish to see these things done, you must cease

from voting for Liberal and Tory sweaters, shareholders of companies,

lawyers, aristocrats, and capitalists; and you must fill the House of

Commons with Revolutionary Socialists. That is—with men who are in

favour of completely changing the present system. And in the day that

you do that, you will have solved the poverty ‘problem’. No more

tramping the streets begging for a job! No more hungry children at

home. No more broken boots and ragged clothes. No more women and

children killing themselves with painful labour whilst strong men stand

idly by; but joyous work and joyous leisure for all.”

“Is there any more questions?” cried Philpot.

“Is it true,” said Easton, “that Socialists intend to do away with the

Army and Navy?”

“Yes; it is true. Socialists believe in International Brotherhood and

peace. Nearly all wars are caused by profit-seeking capitalists,

seeking new fields for commercial exploitation, and by aristocrats who

make it the means of glorifying themselves in the eyes of the deluded

common people. You must remember that Socialism is not only a national,

but an international movement and when it is realized, there will be no

possibility of war, and we shall no longer need to maintain an army and

navy, or to waste a lot of labour building warships or manufacturing

arms and ammunition. All those people who are now employed will then be

at liberty to assist in the great work of producing the benefits of

civilization; creating wealth and knowledge and happiness for

themselves and others—Socialism means Peace on earth and goodwill to

all mankind. But in the meantime we know that the people of other

nations are not yet all Socialists; we do not forget that in foreign

countries—just the same as in Britain—there are large numbers of profit

seeking capitalists, who are so destitute of humanity, that if they

thought it could be done successfully and with profit to themselves

they would not scruple to come here to murder and to rob. We do not

forget that in foreign countries—the same as here—there are plenty of

so-called ‘Christian’ bishops and priests always ready to give their

benediction to any such murderous projects, and to blasphemously pray

to the Supreme Being to help his children to slay each other like wild

beasts. And knowing and remembering all this, we realize that until we

have done away with capitalism, aristocracy and anti-Christian

clericalism, it is our duty to be prepared to defend our homes and our

native land. And therefore we are in favour of maintaining national

defensive forces in the highest possible state of efficiency. But that

does not mean that we are in favour of the present system of organizing

those forces. We do not believe in conscription, and we do not believe

that the nation should continue to maintain a professional standing

army to be used at home for the purpose of butchering men and women of

the working classes in the interests of a handful of capitalists, as

has been done at Featherstone and Belfast; or to be used abroad to

murder and rob the people of other nations. Socialists advocate the

establishment of a National Citizen Army, for defensive purposes only.

We believe that every able bodied man should be compelled to belong to

this force and to undergo a course of military training, but without

making him into a professional soldier, or taking him away from civil

life, depriving him of the rights of citizenship or making him subject

to military ‘law’ which is only another name for tyranny and despotism.

This Citizen Army could be organized on somewhat similar lines to the

present Territorial Force, with certain differences. For instance, we

do not believe—as our present rulers do—that wealth and aristocratic

influence are the two most essential qualifications for an efficient

officer; we believe that all ranks should be attainable by any man, no

matter how poor, who is capable of passing the necessary examinations,

and that there should be no expense attached to those positions which

the Government grant, or the pay, is not sufficient to cover. The

officers could be appointed in any one of several ways: They might be

elected by the men they would have to command, the only qualification

required being that they had passed their examinations, or they might

be appointed according to merit—the candidate obtaining the highest

number of marks at the examinations to have the first call on any

vacant post, and so on in order of merit. We believe in the total

abolition of courts martial, any offence against discipline should be

punishable by the ordinary civil law—no member of the Citizen Army

being deprived of the rights of a citizen.”

“What about the Navy?” cried several voices.

“Nobody wants to interfere with the Navy except to make its

organization more democratic—the same as that of the Citizen Army—and

to protect its members from tyranny by entitling them to be tried in a

civil court for any alleged offence.

“It has been proved that if the soil of this country were

scientifically cultivated, it is capable of producing sufficient to

maintain a population of a hundred millions of people. Our present

population is only about forty millions, but so long as the land

remains in the possession of persons who refuse to allow it to be

cultivated we shall continue to be dependent on other countries for our

food supply. So long as we are in that position, and so long as foreign

countries are governed by Liberal and Tory capitalists, we shall need

the Navy to protect our overseas commerce from them. If we had a

Citizen Army such as I have mentioned, of nine or ten millions of men

and if the land of this country was properly cultivated, we should be

invincible at home. No foreign power would ever be mad enough to

attempt to land their forces on our shores. But they would now be able

to starve us all to death in a month if it were not for the Navy. It’s

a sensible and creditable position, isn’t it?” concluded Barrington.

“Even in times of peace, thousands of people standing idle and tamely

starving in their own fertile country, because a few land ‘Lords’

forbid them to cultivate it.”

“Is there any more questions?” demanded Philpot, breaking a prolonged

silence.

“Would any Liberal or Tory capitalist like to get up into the pulpit

and oppose the speaker?” the chairman went on, finding that no one

responded to his appeal for questions.

The silence continued.

“As there’s no more questions and no one won’t get up into the pulpit,

it is now my painful duty to call upon someone to move a resolution.”

“Well, Mr Chairman,” said Harlow, “I may say that when I came on this

firm I was a Liberal, but through listenin’ to several lectures by

Professor Owen and attendin’ the meetings on the hill at Windley and

reading the books and pamphlets I bought there and from Owen, I came to

the conclusion some time ago that it’s a mug’s game for us to vote for

capitalists whether they calls theirselves Liberals or Tories. They’re

all alike when you’re workin’ for ’em; I defy any man to say what’s the

difference between a Liberal and a Tory employer. There is none—there

can’t be; they’re both sweaters, and they’ve got to be, or they

wouldn’t be able to compete with each other. And since that’s what they

are, I say it’s a mug’s game for us to vote ’em into Parliament to rule

over us and to make laws that we’ve got to abide by whether we like it

or not. There’s nothing to choose between ’em, and the proof of it is

that it’s never made much difference to us which party was in or which

was out. It’s quite true that in the past both of ’em have passed good

laws, but they’ve only done it when public opinion was so strong in

favour of it that they knew there was no getting out of it, and then it

was a toss up which side did it.

“That’s the way I’ve been lookin’ at things lately, and I’d almost made

up my mind never to vote no more, or to trouble myself about politics

at all, because although I could see there was no sense in voting for

Liberal or Tory capitalists, at the same time I must admit I couldn’t

make out how Socialism was going to help us. But the explanation of it

which Professor Barrington has given us this afternoon has been a bit

of an eye opener for me, and with your permission I should like to move

as a resolution, ‘That it is the opinion of this meeting that Socialism

is the only remedy for Unemployment and Poverty.’”

The conclusion of Harlow’s address was greeted with loud cheers from

the Socialists, but most of the Liberal and Tory supporters of the

present system maintained a sulky silence.

“I’ll second that resolution,” said Easton.

“And I’ll lay a bob both ways,” remarked Bundy. The resolution was then

put, and though the majority were against it, the Chairman declared it

was carried unanimously.

By this time the violence of the storm had in a great measure abated,

but as rain was still falling it was decided not to attempt to resume

work that day. Besides, it would have been too late, even if the

weather had cleared up.

“P’raps it’s just as well it ’as rained,” remarked one man. “If it

’adn’t some of us might ’ave got the sack tonight. As it is, there’ll

be hardly enough for all of us to do tomorrer and Saturday mornin’ even

if it is fine.”

This was true: nearly all the outside was finished, and what remained

to be done was ready for the final coat. Inside all there was to do was

to colour wash the walls and to give the woodwork of the kitchen and

scullery the last coat of paint.

It was inevitable—unless the firm had some other work for them to do

somewhere else—that there would be a great slaughter on Saturday.

“Now,” said Philpot, assuming what he meant to be the manner of a

school teacher addressing children, “I wants you hall to make a

speshall heffort and get ’ere very early in the mornin’—say about four

o’clock—and them wot doos the most work tomorrer, will get a prize on

Saturday.”

“What’ll it be, the sack?” inquired Harlow.

“Yes,” replied Philpot, “and not honly will you get a prize for good

conduck tomorrer, but if you all keep on workin’ like we’ve bin doing

lately till you’re too hold and wore hout to do any more, you’ll be

allowed to go to a nice workhouse for the rest of your lives! and each

one of you will be given a title—‘Pauper!’”

And they laughed!

Although the majority of them had mothers or fathers or other near

relatives who had already succeeded to the title—they laughed!

As they were going home, Crass paused at the gate, and pointing up to

the large gable at the end of the house, he said to Philpot:

“You’ll want the longest ladder—the 65, for that, tomorrow.”

Philpot looked up at the gable.

It was very high.

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