Chapter 10

The Long Hill

Bert arrived at the shop and with as little delay as possible loaded up

the handcart with all the things he had been sent for and started on

the return journey. He got on all right in the town, because the roads

were level and smooth, being paved with wood blocks. If it had only

been like that all the way it would have been easy enough, although he

was a small boy for such a large truck, and such a heavy load. While

the wood road lasted the principal trouble he experienced was the

difficulty of seeing where he was going, the handcart being so high and

himself so short. The pair of steps on the cart of course made it all

the worse in that respect. However, by taking great care he managed to

get through the town all right, although he narrowly escaped colliding

with several vehicles, including two or three motor cars and an

electric tram, besides nearly knocking over an old woman who was

carrying a large bundle of washing. From time to time he saw other

small boys of his acquaintance, some of them former schoolmates. Some

of these passed by carrying heavy loads of groceries in baskets, and

others with wooden trays full of joints of meat.

Unfortunately, the wood paving ceased at the very place where the

ground began to rise. Bert now found himself at the beginning of a long

stretch of macadamized road which rose slightly and persistently

throughout its whole length. Bert had pushed a cart up this road many

times before and consequently knew the best method of tackling it.

Experience had taught him that a full frontal attack on this hill was

liable to failure, so on this occasion he followed his usual plan of

making diagonal movements, crossing the road repeatedly from right to

left and left to right, after the fashion of a sailing ship tacking

against the wind, and halting about every twenty yards to rest and take

breath. The distance he was to go was regulated, not so much by his

powers of endurance as by the various objects by the wayside—the

lamp-posts, for instance. During each rest he used to look ahead and

select a certain lamp-post or street corner as the next stopping-place,

and when he started again he used to make the most strenuous and

desperate efforts to reach it.

Generally the goal he selected was too distant, for he usually

overestimated his strength, and whenever he was forced to give in he

ran the truck against the kerb and stood there panting for breath and

feeling profoundly disappointed at his failure.

On the present occasion, during one of these rests, it flashed upon him

that he was being a very long time: he would have to buck up or he

would get into a row: he was not even half-way up the road yet!

Selecting a distant lamp-post, he determined to reach it before resting

again.

The cart had a single shaft with a cross-piece at the end, forming the

handle: he gripped this fiercely with both hands and, placing his chest

against it, with a mighty effort he pushed the cart before him.

It seemed to get heavier and heavier every foot of the way. His whole

body, but especially the thighs and calves of his legs, pained

terribly, but still he strained and struggled and said to himself that

he would not give in until he reached the lamp-post.

Finding that the handle hurt his chest, he lowered it to his waist, but

that being even more painful he raised it again to his chest, and

struggled savagely on, panting for breath and with his heart beating

wildly.

The cart became heavier and heavier. After a while it seemed to the boy

as if there were someone at the front of it trying to push him back

down the hill. This was such a funny idea that for a moment he felt

inclined to laugh, but the inclination went almost as soon as it came

and was replaced by the dread that he would not be able to hold out

long enough to reach the lamp-post, after all. Clenching his teeth, he

made a tremendous effort and staggered forward two or three more steps

and then—the cart stopped. He struggled with it despairingly for a few

seconds, but all the strength had suddenly gone out of him: his legs

felt so weak that he nearly collapsed on to the ground, and the cart

began to move backwards down the hill. He was just able to stick to it

and guide it so that it ran into and rested against the kerb, and then

he stood holding it in a half-dazed way, very pale, saturated with

perspiration, and trembling. His legs in particular shook so much that

he felt that unless he could sit down for a little, he would FALL down.

He lowered the handle very carefully so as not to spill the whitewash

out of the pail which was hanging from a hook under the cart, then,

sitting down on the kerbstone, he leaned wearily against the wheel.

A little way down the road was a church with a clock in the tower. It

was five minutes to ten by this clock. Bert said to himself that when

it was ten he would make another start.

Whilst he was resting he thought of many things. Just behind that

church was a field with several ponds in it where he used to go with

other boys to catch effets. If it were not for the cart he would go

across now, to see whether there were any there still. He remembered

that he had been very eager to leave school and go to work, but they

used to be fine old times after all.

Then he thought of the day when his mother took him to Mr Rushton’s

office to “bind” him. He remembered that day very vividly: it was

almost a year ago. How nervous he had been! His hand had trembled so

that he was scarcely able to hold the pen. And even when it was all

over, they had both felt very miserable, somehow. His mother had been

very nervous in the office also, and when they got home she cried a lot

and called him her poor little fatherless boy, and said she hoped he

would be good and try to learn. And then he cried as well, and promised

her that he would do his best. He reflected with pride that he was

keeping his promise about being a good boy and trying to learn: in

fact, he knew a great deal about the trade already—he could paint back

doors as well as anybody! and railings as well. Owen had taught him

lots of things and had promised to do some patterns of graining for him

so that he might practise copying them at home in the evenings. Owen

was a fine chap. Bert resolved that he would tell him what Crass had

been saying to Easton. Just fancy, the cheek of a rotter like Crass,

trying to get Owen the sack! It would be more like it if Crass was to

be sacked himself, so that Owen could be the foreman.

One minute to ten.

With a heavy heart Bert watched the clock. His legs were still aching

very badly. He could not see the hands of the clock moving, but they

were creeping on all the same. Now, the minute hand was over the edge

of the number, and he began to deliberate whether he might not rest for

another five minutes? But he had been such a long time already on his

errand that he dismissed the thought. The minute hand was now upright

and it was time to go on.

Just as he was about to get up a harsh voice behind him said:

“How much longer are you going to sit there?”

Bert started up guiltily, and found himself confronted by Mr Rushton,

who was regarding him with an angry frown, whilst close by towered the

colossal figure of the obese Sweater, the expression on his greasy

countenance betokening the pain he experienced on beholding such an

appalling example of juvenile depravity.

“What do you mean by sich conduct?” demanded Rushton, indignantly. “The

idear of sitting there like that when most likely the men are waiting

for them things?”

Crimson with shame and confusion, the boy made no reply.

“You’ve been there a long time,” continued Rushton, “I’ve been watchin’

you all the time I’ve been comin’ down the road.”

Bert tried to speak to explain why he had been resting, but his mouth

and his tongue had become quite parched from terror and he was unable

to articulate a single word.

“You know, that’s not the way to get on in life, my boy,” observed

Sweater lifting his forefinger and shaking his fat head reproachfully.

“Get along with you at once!” Rushton said, roughly. “I’m surprised at

yer! The idear! Sitting down in my time!”

This was quite true. Rushton was not merely angry, but astonished at

the audacity of the boy. That anyone in his employment should dare to

have the impertinence to sit down in his time was incredible.

The boy lifted the handle of the cart and once more began to push it up

the hill. It seemed heavier now that ever, but he managed to get on

somehow. He kept glancing back after Rushton and Sweater, who presently

turned a corner and were lost to view: then he ran the cart to the kerb

again to have a breathe. He couldn’t have kept up much further without

a spell even if they had still been watching him, but he didn’t rest

for more than about half a minute this time, because he was afraid they

might be peeping round the corner at him.

After this he gave up the lamp-post system and halted for a minute or

so at regular short intervals. In this way, he at length reached the

top of the hill, and with a sigh of relief congratulated himself that

the journey was practically over.

Just before he arrived at the gate of the house, he saw Hunter sneak

out and mount his bicycle and ride away. Bert wheeled his cart up to

the front door and began carrying in the things. Whilst thus engaged he

noticed Philpot peeping cautiously over the banisters of the staircase,

and called out to him:

“Give us a hand with this bucket of whitewash, will yer, Joe?”

“Certainly, me son, with the greatest of hagony,” replied Philpot as he

hurried down the stairs.

As they were carrying it in Philpot winked at Bert and whispered:

“Did yer see Pontius Pilate anywheres outside?”

“’E went away on ’is bike just as I come in at the gate.”

“Did ’e? Thank Gord for that! I don’t wish ’im no ’arm,” said Philpot,

fervently, “but I ’opes ’e gets runned over with a motor.”

In this wish Bert entirely concurred, and similar charitable sentiments

were expressed by all the others as soon as they heard that Misery was

gone.

Just before four o’clock that afternoon Bert began to load up the truck

with the venetian blinds, which had been taken down some days

previously.

“I wonder who’ll have the job of paintin’ ’em?” remarked Philpot to

Newman.

“P’raps’s they’ll take a couple of us away from ere.”

“I shouldn’t think so. We’re short-’anded ’ere already. Most likely

they’ll put on a couple of fresh ’ands. There’s a ’ell of a lot of work

in all them blinds, you know: I reckon they’ll ’ave to ’ave three or

four coats, the state they’re in.”

“Yes. No doubt that’s what will be done,” replied Newman, and added

with a mirthless laugh:

“I don’t suppose they’ll have much difficulty in getting a couple of

chaps.”

“No, you’re right, mate. There’s plenty of ’em walkin’ about as a

week’s work would be a Gordsend to.”

“Come to think of it,” continued Newman after a pause, “I believe the

firm used to give all their blind work to old Latham, the venetian

blind maker. Prap’s they’ll give ’im this lot to do.”

“Very likely,” replied Philpot, “I should think ’e can do ’em cheaper

even than us chaps, and that’s all the firm cares about.”

How far their conjectures were fulfilled will appear later.

Shortly after Bert was gone it became so dark that it was necessary to

light the candles, and Philpot remarked that although he hated working

under such conditions, yet he was always glad when lighting up time

came, because then knocking off time was not very far behind.

About five minutes to five, just as they were all putting their things

away for the night, Nimrod suddenly appeared in the house. He had come

hoping to find some of them ready dressed to go home before the proper

time. Having failed in this laudable enterprise, he stood silently by

himself for some seconds in the drawing-room. This was a spacious and

lofty apartment with a large semicircular bay window. Round the ceiling

was a deep cornice. In the semi-darkness the room appeared to be of

even greater proportions than it really was. After standing thinking in

this room for a little while, Hunter turned and strode out to the

kitchen, where the men were preparing to go home. Owen was taking off

his blouse and apron as the other entered. Hunter addressed him with a

malevolent snarl:

“You can call at the office tonight as you go home.”

Owen’s heart seemed to stop beating. All the petty annoyances he had

endured from Hunter rushed into his memory, together with what Easton

had told him that morning. He stood, still and speechless, holding his

apron in his hand and staring at the manager.

“What for?” he ejaculated at length. “What’s the matter?”

“You’ll find out what you’re wanted for when you get there,” returned

Hunter as he went out of the room and away from the house.

When he was gone a dead silence prevailed. The hands ceased their

preparations for departure and looked at each other and at Owen in

astonishment. To stand a man off like that—when the job was not half

finished—and for no apparent reason: and of a Monday, too. It was

unheard of. There was a general chorus of indignation. Harlow and

Philpot especially were very wroth.

“If it comes to that,” Harlow shouted, “they’ve got no bloody right to

do it! We’re entitled to an hour’s notice.”

“Of course we are!” cried Philpot, his goggle eyes rolling wildly with

wrath. “And I should ’ave it too, if it was me. You take my tip, Frank:

CHARGE UP TO SIX O’CLOCK on yer time sheet and get some of your own

back.”

Everyone joined in the outburst of indignant protest. Everyone, that

is, except Crass and Slyme. But then they were not exactly in the

kitchen: they were out in the scullery putting their things away, and

so it happened that they said nothing, although they exchanged

significant looks.

Owen had by this time recovered his self-possession. He collected all

his tools and put them with his apron and blouse into his tool-bag with

the purpose of taking them with him that night, but on reflection he

resolved not to do so. After all, it was not absolutely certain that he

was going to be “stood off”: possibly they were going to send him on

some other job.

They kept all together—some walking on the pavement and some in the

road—until they got down town, and then separated. Crass, Sawkins,

Bundy and Philpot adjourned to the “Cricketers” for a drink, Newman

went on by himself, Slyme accompanied Easton who had arranged with him

to come that night to see the bedroom, and Owen went in the direction

of the office.

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