CHAPTER III.

CAPUA.

The southward approach to Baltimore is very well managed. The railroad

makes an abrupt curve, as it sweeps round the marshy woodlands through

which the Patapsco opens into the bay; so that you have a fair view of

the entire city, swelling always upwards from the water's edge, on a

cluster of low, irregular hills, to the summit of Mount Vernon. From

that highest point soars skyward a white, glistening pillar crowned by

Washington's statue. I have seldom seen a monument better placed, and it

is worthy of its advantages. The figure retains much of the strength and

grace for which in life it was renowned, and, if ever features were

created, worthy of the deftest sculptor and the purest marble, such,

surely, was the birthright of that noble, serene face.

No one, that has sojourned in Washington, can be ten minutes in

Baltimore without being aware of a great and refreshing change. You

leave the hurry and bustle of traffic behind at the railway station, and

are never subjected to such nuisances till you return thither. Even in

the exclusively commercial squares of the city there reigns comparative

leisure, for, except in the establishments of government contractors, or

others directly connected with the supply of the army, business is by no

means brisk just now. You may pass through Baltimore street, the main

artery bisecting the town from east to west, at any hour, without

encountering a denser or busier throng than you would meet in Regent

street, any afternoon _out_ of the season, and, about the usual

promenade time, the proportion of fair _flâncuses_, to the meaner

masculine herd, would be nearly the same.

I betook myself to Guy's hotel, which had been recommended to me as

quiet and comfortable: for many people it would have been _too_ quiet.

The black waiters carried the science of "taking things easy" to a rare

perfection; they were thoroughly polite, and even kindly in manner, and

never dreamed of objecting to any practicable order, but--as for

carrying it out within any specified time--_altra cosa_. After a few

vain attempts and futile remonstrances, the prudent and philosophical

guest would recognize resignedly the absolute impossibility of obtaining

breakfast, however simple, under forty-five minutes from the moment of

commanding the same; indeed that was very good time, and I positively

aver that I have waited longer for eggs, tea, and toast. I never tried

abuse or reproach, for I chanced, early in my stay, to be present when

an impatient traveler voided the vials of his wrath on the head of the

chief attendant: insisting, with many strange oaths, on his right to

obtain cooked food, of some sort, within the half-hour.

Years ago, I was amused, at the _Gaietés_, by a common-place scene

enough of stage-temptation. _Madelon_, driven into her last

intrenchments by the sophistries of the wily aristocrat, objected

timidly, "_Mais, Monseigneur, j'aime mon mari._" For a moment the

_Marquis_ was surprised, and seemed to reflect. Then he said,

"_Tiens--tu aimes ton mari? C'est bizarre: mais--après tout--ce n'est

pas defendu._" As he spoke, he smiled upon his simple vassal--evidently

wavering between amusement and compassion.

With just such a smile--allowing for the exaggeration of the African

physiognomy--did "Leonoro" contemplate his victim, and me, the

bystander, and then sauntered slowly from the room, without uttering one

word. It was a great moral lesson, and I profited by it. But, in truth,

there was little to complain of; the quarters were clean and

comfortable, and one got, in time, as much as any reasonable man could

desire. The arrangements are on the European system, _i.e._, there are

no fixed hours for meals, which are ordered from the _carte_, and no

fixed charge for board. I should have remained there permanently, had it

not been for one objection, which eventually overcame my aversion to

change. The basement story of the house was occupied by a bar and oyster

saloon; the pungent testaceous odors, mounting from those lower regions,

gave the offended nostrils no respite or rest; in a few minutes, a

robust appetite, albeit watered by cunning bitters, would wither, like a

flower in the fume of sulphur. Half-a-dozen before dinner, have always

satiated my own desire for these mollusks; before many days were over, I

utterly abominated the name of the species; familiarity only made the

nuisance more intolerable, and I fled at last, fairly _ostracised_. How

the _habitués_ stood it was a mystery, till I recognized the fact, that

there is no accident of pleasure or pain to which humanity is liable, no

antecedent of rest or exertion, no untimeliness of hour or incongruity

of place, which will render an apple or an oyster inopportune to an

American _bourgeois_.

My first visit in Baltimore was to the British Consul, to whom I brought

credentials from a member of the Washington Legation. I shall not easily

forget the many courtesies, for which I have never adequately thanked

Mr. Bernal: few English travelers leave Baltimore, without carrying away

grateful recollections of his pleasant house in Franklin street, and

without having received some kindness, social or substantial, from the

fair hands which dispense its hospitalities so gently and gracefully.

On that same evening my name was entered as an honorary member of the

Maryland Club. It would be absurd to compare this institution with the

palaces of our own metropolis; but, in all respects, it may fairly rank

with the best class of yacht clubs. You find there, besides the ordinary

writing and reading accommodation, a pleasant lounge from early

afternoon to early morning; a fair French cook, pitilessly monotonous in

his _carte_; a good steady rubber at limited points; and a perfect

billiard-room. In this last apartment it is well worth while to linger,

sometimes, for half an hour, to watch the play, if the "Chief" chances

to be there. I have never seen an amateur to compare with this great

artist, for certainty and power of cue. A short time before my arrival,

at the carom game, on a table without pockets, he scored 1,015 on _one

break_. I heard this from a dozen eye-witnesses.

I went through many introductions that evening; and, in the next

fortnight, received ample and daily proofs of the proverbial hospitality

of Baltimore. There are residents--praisers of the time gone by, who

cease not to lament the convivial decadence of the city; but such

deficiency is by no means apparent to a stranger.

If _gourmandize_ be the favorite failing in these parts, there is surely

some excuse for the sinners. Probably no one tract on earth, of the same

extent, can boast of so many delicacies peculiar to itself, as the

shores of the Chesapeake. Of these, the most remarkable is the

"terrapin": it is about the size of a common land tortoise, and haunts

the shallow waters of the bay and the salt marshes around. They say he

was a bold man who first ate an oyster; a much more undaunted

experimentalist was the first taster of the terrapin. I strongly advise

no one to look at the live animal, till he has thoroughly learnt to like

the savory meat; _then_ he will be enabled to laugh all qualms and

scruples to scorn. Comparisons have been drawn between the terrapin and

the turtle--very absurdly; for, beyond the fact of both being

testudines, there is not a point of resemblance. Individually, I

prefer the tiny "diamond-back" to his gigantic congener, as more

delicate and less cloying to the palate. Then there is the superb

"canvas-back,"--peerless among water-fowl--never eaten in perfection out

of sight of the sandbanks where he plucks the wild sea-celery; and, in

their due season, "soft crabs," and "bay mackerel." Last of all, there

are oysters (well worth the name!) of every shape, color, and size. They

assert that the "cherrystones" are superior to our own Colchester

natives in flavor: for reasons before stated, I cared not to contest the

point.

A dinner based upon these materials, with a saddle of five-year-old

mutton from the Eastern Shore, as the main _pièce de résistance_, might

have satisfied the defunct Earl Dudley, of fastidious memory. The wines

deserve a separate paragraph.

For generations past, there has prevailed a great rivalry and emulation

amongst the Amphitryons of Baltimore. They seem to have taken as much

pride in their cellars, as a Briton might do in his racing or hunting

stables--bestowing the same elaborate care on their construction and

management. The prices given for rare brands appear fabulous, even to

those who have heard at home, three or four "commissioners" at an

auction, with plenipotentiary powers, disputing the favorite bin of some

deceased Dean or Don. But when you consider, what the lost interest on

capital lying dormant for seventy years will amount to, the apparent

extravagance of cost is easily accounted for.

That is no uncommon age for Madeira. No European palate can form an idea

of this wonderful wine; for, when in mature perfection, it is utterly

ruined by transport beyond the seas. The vintages of Portugal and

Hungary are thin and tame beside the puissant liquor that, after half a

century's subjection to southern suns, enters slowly on its prime, with

abated fire, but undiminished strength. Drink it _then_, and you will

own, that from the juice of no other grape can be drawn such subtlety of

flavor, such delicacy of fragrance, passing the perfume of flowers.

Climate of course is the first consideration. I believe Baltimore and

Savannah limit, northward and southward, the region wherein the maturing

process can be thoroughly perfected.

Those pleasant banquets began early, about 5 P. M., and were indefinitely

prolonged; for cigars are not supposed to interfere with the proper

appreciation of Madeira, and the revelers here cherish the honest old

English custom of chanting over their liquor. Closing my eyes now, so as

to shut out the dingy drab walls of this my prison-chamber, I can call

up one of those cheery scenes quite distinctly: I can hear the "Chief's"

voice close at my ear, trolling forth the traditional West Point ditty

of "Benny Havens," or the rude sea-ballad, full of quaint pathos:--

'Twas a Friday morning when we set sail;

then--deeper and fuller tones, rolling out Barry Cornwall's sonorous

verses of "King Death." It is good to look back on hours like these,

though I doubt if the ill-cooked meats, whereof I hope soon to

partake--not unthankfully--will be improved by the memory.

In spite of this large hospitality, instances even of individual excess

are comparatively rare. I have seen more aberration of intellect and

convivial eccentricity after a Greenwich dinner, or a heavy

"guest-night," than was displayed at any one of these Baltimore

entertainments: a stranger endowed with a fair constitution, abstaining

from morning drinks, and paying attention to the Irishman's paternal

advice--"Keep your back from the fire, and don't mix your liquors"--may

take his place, with comfort and confidence.

But my social recollections of Baltimore are by no means exclusively

bacchanalian. British stock, lamentably at a discount in other parts of

the Union, is, perhaps, a trifle above par here. The popularity of our

representatives--masculine and feminine--may have something to do with

this; at any rate, the avenues of the best and pleasantest circles are

easily opened to any Englishman of warranted position and name.

If a traveler were to enter a drawing-room here, expecting to be

surprised at every turn by some incongruity of speech or demeanor, such

as book-makers have attributed to our American cousins, he would not

fill a page of his mental note-book. I had no such prejudices to be

disappointed. After experience of society in many lands, I begin to

think that well-bred and educated people speak and behave after much the

same fashion all the world over. Few Baltimorean voices are free from a

perceptible accent; it is more marked in the gentler sex, but rarely so

strong as to be disagreeable. The ear is never offended by the New

England twang, or Connecticut drawl, and some tones rang true as silver.

You hear, of course, occasional peculiarities of expression, and words

somewhat distorted from our Anglican meaning, but these are not much

more frequent or strange than provincial idioms at home. I was only once

fairly puzzled in this wise.

It was at a public "assembly." I had just been presented to the

Queen rose of a rosebud garden of girls,

a very gazelle, too, for litheness and grace; the music of the _Sirène_

had begun, and my arm had encircled my partner's willowy waist; when I

felt her hang back, and saw on her fair face a distressed look of

penitence and perplexity: "I'm so sorry," she murmured, "but I can't

dance _loose_." Perfectly vague as to her meaning, I assured her that

she should be guided after as _serree_ a fashion as she chose; but this

evidently did not touch the difficulty. By the merest chance, I observed

that all the cavaliers put themselves, as it were, in position, their

left hand locked in the right of their _valseuse_, before making a

start, omitting the preliminary paces that get you well into the swing.

It was all plain sailing then, and swift sailing, too; the rest of the

performance was completed with perfect unanimity, much to my own

satisfaction, and, I trust, not to the discontent of my fairy-footed

charge.

The freedom and independent self-reliance of the Baltimorean

_demoiselles_ is very remarkable. At home they receive and entertain

their own friends, of either sex, quite naturally, and--taking their

walks abroad, or returning from an evening party--trust themselves

unhesitatingly to the escort of a single cavalier. Yet, you would

scarcely find a solitary imitation of the "fast girls" who have been

giving our own ethical writers so much uneasiness of late. It speaks

well for the tone of society, where such a state of things can prevail

without fear and without reproach. Though Baltimore breeds gossips,

numerous and garrulous as is the wont of provincial cities, I never

heard a slander or a suspicion leveled against the most intrepid of

those innocent Unas.

From the _morale_ one must needs pass to the _personel_. On the

appearance of a _debutante_, they say, the first question in Boston is,

"Is she clever?" In New York, "Is she wealthy?" In Philadelphia, "Is she

well-born?" In Baltimore, "Is she beautiful?" And, for many years past,

common report has conceded the Golden Apple to the Monumental city. I

think the distinction has been fairly won.

The small, delicate features, the long, liquid, iridescent eyes, the

sweet, indolent _morbidezza_, that make southern beauty so perilously

fascinating, are not uncommon here, and are often united to a clearness

and brilliancy of complexion scarcely to be found nearer the tropics.

The Upper Ten Thousand by no means monopolize these personal advantages.

At the hour of "dress parade" you cannot walk five steps without

encountering a face well worthy of a second look. Occasionally, too, you

catch a provokingly brief glimpse of a high, slender instep, and an

ankle modeled to match it. The fashion of Balmorals and kilted kirtles

prevails not here; and maids and matrons are absurdly reluctant to

submit their pedal perfections to the passing critic. Even on a day when

it is a question of Mud _v._ Modesty, you may escort an intimate

acquaintance for an hour, and depart, doubting as to the color of her

hosen. But, conceding the justice of Baltimore's claim, and the constant

recurrence of a more than _stata pulchritudo_--I am bound to confess

that, with a single exception, I saw nothing approaching _supreme_

perfection of form or feature.

The exception was a very remarkable one.

I write these words, as reverently as if I were drawing the portrait of

the fair Austrian Empress, or any other crowned beauty: indeed, I always

looked on that face, simply as a wonderful picture, and so I remember it

now. I have never seen a countenance more faultlessly lovely. The _pose_

of the small head, and the sweep of the neck, resembled the miniatures

of Giulia Grisi in her youth, but the lines were more delicately drawn,

and the _contour_ more refined; the broad open forehead, the brows

firmly arched, without an approach to heaviness, the thin chiselled

nostril and perfect mouth, cast in the softest feminine mould, reminded

you of the First Napoleon. Quick mobility of expression would have been

inharmonious there. With all its purity of outline, the face was not

severe or coldly statuesque--only superbly serene, not lightly to be

ruffled by any sudden revulsion of feeling; a face, of which you never

realized the perfect glory till the pink-coral tint flushed faintly

through the clear pale cheeks, while the lift of the long trailing

lashes revealed the magnificent eyes, lighting up, slowly and surely, to

the full of their stormy splendor. It chanced, that the lady was a

vehement Unionist, and "rose," very freely, on the subject of the war.

Sincere in her honest patriotism, I doubt if she ever guessed at the

real object of her opponent in the arguments which not unfrequently

arose. If there be any indiscretion in this pen-and-ink sketch from

nature, I should bitterly regret the involuntary error, though its

subject, to the world in general, remains nameless as Lenore.

There is another peculiarity of Baltimore society, which a stranger will

only perceive when he has passed withinside its porches. It is divided,

not only into sets, but, as it were, into clans. Several of the leading

families, generally belonging to the territorial aristocracy (let the

word stand) that took root in the State at, or soon after, its

settlement, have so intermarried, as to create the most curious net of

cousinship, the meshes of which are yearly becoming more intricate and

numerous. Yet there are no especial indications of exclusiveness or

spirit of _clique_; rather it is the homely feeling of kinsmanship,

which makes the intercourse of relations more familiar and

unceremonious, than that of intimate acquaintances or friends.

Cadets from many powerful houses in all the three kingdoms, were among

the early colonists of Maryland. It is good to mark, how gallantly the

"old blood" hold its own, even here; how, the descendants of soldiers

and statesmen have already attained the pride of place that their

ancestors won at home centuries ago, by a like valiance of sword,

tongue, or pen. Take one family, for instance, with whose members I was

fortunate enough to be especially intimate.

For generations past, the Howards have been men of mark in Maryland.

Wherever hard or famous work was to be done, in field or senate, one, at

least, of the name was sure to be found in the front. The present head

of the family sustains right well the reputations of the worthies who

went before him. A staunch friend and an uncompromising

adversary--valuing political honesty no more lightly than private

honor--liberal and unsuspicious to a fault in his social relations--very

frank and simple in speech--in manner always courteous and cordial--it

would be hard to find, in Europe, an apter representative of the ancient

régime. I believe, that those who really know General Howard, will not

consider this sketch a flattery or an exaggeration. He was a candidate

for the Governorship at the last election, and so powerful was his

acknowledged personal _prestige_, that, in despite of overt intimidation

and secret influences, which made a free voting an absurdity, the Black

Republicans exulted over his withdrawal as an important victory.

Though ordinary business is so slack in Baltimore just at present,

almost every male resident, not engaged in law or physic, has, or

supposes himself to have, something to do. Instances of absolute

idleness are very rare. So, by ten, A. M., all the men betake themselves

to their offices, and there busy themselves about their affairs, after a

fashion, energetic or desultory, till after two o'clock. The dinner hour

varies from three to half-past five. Post-prandial labor is generally

declined; wisely, too, for few American digestions will bear trifling

with; though Nature must have gifted some of my acquaintance with a

marvellous internal mechanism. How, otherwise, could they stand a long

unbroken course of free living, with such infinitesimal correctives of

exercise? The evening is spent after each man's fancy--at the club, or

at one of the many houses where a familiar is certain to meet a welcome,

and more or less of pleasant company. The entertainments are often more

extensive and formal, embracing, of course, music, and such are

invariably wound up by a supper. I have heard certain of our seniors

grow quite pathetic over the abolition of those social, if unsalubrious,

repasts. I wonder at such regrets no longer, if I cannot share them.

There is surely an hilarious informality about these _media-nochi_ that

attaches to no antecedent feast; the freedom of a picnic, without its

manifold inconveniences: as the witching hour draws nearer, the

"brightest eyes that ever have shone" glitter yet more gloriously, till

in their nearer and dearer splendor a Chaldean would forget the stars;

and the "sweetest lips that ever were kissed" sip the creaming Verzenay,

or savor the delicate "olio," with a keener honesty of zest. The

supper-tables are almost always adorned by some of the pretty, quaint

conceits of an artist, whose fame extends far beyond Baltimore. Mr.

Hermann's ice-imitations of all fruits and flowers, are marvellously

vivid and natural: I have never seen them equalled by any continental

_glaciers_.

I have lingered, perhaps, too long over too trifling details; and yet, I

wish I had done my subject more justice. Be it remembered, that I

visited Baltimore at a season of unusual social depression. I do not

speak of the stagnation in commerce, and the ruin of Southern interests

and possessions, from which many have suffered heavy pecuniary loss: the

effects of the war come home to the fair city yet more sharply. For

months past the best part of her _jeunesse dorèe_ have been fighting--as

only the daintily born and bred _can_ fight, at bitter need--in the van

of Southern armies.

Every fresh rumor of battle adds to the crowd of pale, anxious faces,

and every bulletin lengthens the list of mourners. There are few

families, Federal or Secessionist, who have not relatives--none that

have not dear friends--exposed to hourly peril, from disease, if not

from lead or steel. The suspense felt in England during the Crimean or

Indian wars, cannot be compared to that which many here are forced to

endure. _We_ knew, at least, where our soldiers were, and heard often

how they fared: their sickness, wounds, and deaths were all recorded.

But the scenes of this war's vast theatre are so often shifted, and

communication with the remoter parts of the Southwest is so uncertain,

that months will elapse without a line of tidings from the absent; the

grass has grown and withered again, over many graves, before the weary

hearts at home knew that the time was past, for waiting, and watching,

and prayers.

The last season in New York, they say, has been the gayest known for

many years. The _nouveaux riches_ have been spending their ill or well

gotten gains right royally. But the temptations to exuberant festivity

are few indeed in Baltimore, just now: with all that they have to endure

and fear, it speaks well for the hardihood of her citizens, that they

can maintain even a chastened cheerfulness.

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