SAMUEL JOHNSON

(September 1831) _The Life of Samuel Johnson LL. D. Including a Journal

Of a Tour to the Hebrides by James Boswell, Esq. A new Edition, with

numerous Additions and Notes By JOHN WILSON CROKER, LL.D., F.R.S. Five

volumes, 8vo. London: 1831_

|THIS work has greatly disappointed us. Whatever faults we may have been

prepared to find in it, we fully expected that it would be a valuable

addition to English literature; that it would contain many curious

facts, and many judicious remarks; that the style of the notes would be

neat, clear, and precise; and that the typographical execution would be,

as in new editions of classical works it ought to be, almost faultless.

We are sorry to be obliged to say that the merits of Mr. Croker’s

performance are on a par with those of a certain leg of mutton on which

Dr. Johnson dined, while travelling from London to Oxford, and which he,

with characteristic energy, pronounced to be “as bad as bad could be,

ill fed, ill killed, ill kept, and ill dressed.” This edition is ill

compiled, ill arranged, ill written, and ill printed.

Nothing in the work has astonished us so much as the ignorance or

carelessness of Mr. Croker with respect to facts and dates. Many of his

blunders are such as we should be surprised to hear any well-educated

gentleman commit, even in conversation. The notes absolutely swarm with

misstatements, into which the editor never would have fallen, if he had

taken the slightest pains to investigate the truth of his assertions, or

if he had even been well acquainted with the book on which he undertook

to comment. We will give a few instances.

Mr. Croker tells us in a note that Derrick, who was master of the

ceremonies at Bath, died very poor in 1760. [Vol. i. 394.] We read on;

and, a few pages later, we find Dr. Johnson and Boswell talking of

this same Derrick as still living and reigning, as having retrieved his

character, as possessing so much power over his subjects at Bath, that

his opposition might be fatal to Sheridan’s lectures on oratory. [i.

404.] And all this is in 1763. The fact is, that Derrick died in 1769.

In one note we read, that Sir Herbert Croft, the author of that pompous

and foolish account of Young, which appears among the Lives of the

Poets, died in 1805. [Vol. iv. 321.] Another note in the same volume

states, that this same Sir Herbert Croft died at Paris, after residing

abroad for fifteen years, on the 27th of April, 1816. [iv. 428.]

Mr. Croker informs us, that Sir William Forbes of Pitsligo, the author

of the Life of Beattie, died in 1816. [ii. 262.] A Sir William Forbes

undoubtedly died in that year, but not the Sir William Forbes in

question, whose death took place in 1806. It is notorious, indeed, that

the biographer of Beattie lived just long enough to complete the history

of his friend. Eight or nine years before the date which Mr. Croker has

assigned for Sir William’s death, Sir Walter Scott lamented that event

in the introduction to the fourth canto of Marmion. Every schoolgirl

knows the lines:=

```“Scarce had lamented Forbes paid

```The tribute to his Minstrel’s shade;

```The tale of friendship scarce was told,

```Ere the narrator’s heart was cold:

```Far may we search before we find

```A heart so manly and so kind!”=

In one place, we are told, that Allan Ramsay, the painter, was born in

1709, and died in 1784; [iv. 105.] in another, that he died in 1784, in

the seventy-first year of his age. [v. 281.]

In one place, Mr. Croker says, that at the commencement of the intimacy

between Dr. Johnson and Mrs. Thrale, in 1765, the lady was twenty-five

years old. [i. 510.] In other places he says, that Mrs. Thrale’s

thirty-fifth year coincided with Johnson’s seventieth. [iv. 271, 322.]

Johnson was born in 1709. If, therefore, Mrs. Thrale’s thirty-fifth year

coincided with Johnson’s seventieth, she could have been only twenty-one

years old in 1765. This is not all. Mr. Croker, in another place,

assigns the year 1777 as the date of the complimentary lines which

Johnson made on Mrs. Thrale’s thirty-fifth birthday. [iii. 463.] If

this date be correct, Mrs. Thrale must have been born in 1742, and

could have been only twenty-three when her acquaintance with Johnson

commenced. Mr. Croker therefore gives us three different statements

as to her age. Two of the three must be incorrect. We will not decide

between them; we will only say, that the reasons which Mr. Croker gives

for thinking that Mrs. Thrale was exactly thirty-five years old when

Johnson was seventy, appear to us utterly frivolous.

Again, Mr. Croker informs his readers that “Lord Mansfield survived

Johnson full ten years.” [ii. 151.] Lord Mansfield survived Dr. Johnson

just eight years and a quarter.

Johnson found in the library of a French lady, whom he visited during

his short visit to Paris, some works which he regarded with great

disdain. “I looked,” says he, “into the books in the lady’s closet, and,

in contempt, showed them to Mr. Thrale. Prince Titi, Bibliotheque des

Fees, and other books.” [iii. 271.] The History of Prince Titi, observes

Mr. Croker, “was said to be the autobiography of Frederick Prince of

Wales, but was probably written by Ralph his secretary.” A more absurd

note never was penned. The History of Prince Titi, to which Mr. Croker

refers, whether written by Prince Frederick or by Ralph, was certainly

never published. If Mr. Croker had taken the trouble to read with

attention that very passage in Park’s Royal and Noble Authors which he

cites as his authority, he would have seen that the manuscript was given

up to the Government. Even if this memoir had been printed, it is not

very likely to find its way into a French lady’s bookcase. And would any

man in his senses speak contemptuously of a French lady, for having in

her possession an English work, so curious and interesting as a Life

of Prince Frederick, whether written by himself or by a confidential

secretary, must have been? The history at which Johnson laughed was a

very proper companion to the Bibliotheque des Fees, a fairy tale about

good Prince Titi and naughty Prince Violent. Mr. Croker may find it in

the Magasin des Enfans, the first French book which the little girls of

England read to their governesses.

Mr. Croker states that Mr. Henry Bate, who afterwards assumed the name

of Dudley, was proprietor of the Morning Herald, and fought a duel

with George Robinson Stoney, in consequence of some attacks on Lady

Strathmore which appeared in that paper. [v. 196.] Now Mr. Bate was then

connected, not with the Morning Herald, but with the Morning Post; and

the dispute took place before the Morning Herald was in existence. The

duel was fought in January 1777. The Chronicle of the Annual Register

for that year contains an account of the transaction, and distinctly

states that Mr. Bate was editor of the Morning Post. The Morning

Herald, as any person may see by looking at any number of it, was not

established till some years after this affair. For this blunder there

is, we must acknowledge some excuse; for it certainly seems almost

incredible to a person living in our time that any human being should

ever have stooped to fight with a writer in the Morning Post.

“James de Duglas,” says Mr. Croker, “was requested by King Robert Bruce,

in his last hours, to repair, with his heart, to Jerusalem, and humbly

to deposit it at the sepulchre of our Lord, which he did in 1329.” [Vol.

iv. 29.] Now, it is well known that he did no such thing, and for a very

sufficient reason, because he was killed by the way. Nor was it in

1329 that he set out. Robert Bruce died in 1329, and the expedition of

Douglas took place in the following year, “Quand le printemps vint et la

saison,” says Froissart, in June 1330, says Lord Hailes, whom Mr. Croker

cites as the authority for his statement.

Mr. Croker tells us that the great Marquis of Montrose was beheaded at

Edinburgh in 1650. [ii. 526.] There is not a forward boy at any school

in England who does not know that the marquis was hanged. The account of

the execution is one of the finest passages in Lord Clarendon’s History.

We can scarcely suppose that Mr. Croker has never read that passage;

and yet we can scarcely suppose that any person who has ever perused

so noble and pathetic a story can have utterly forgotten all its most

striking circumstances.

“Lord Townshend,” says Mr. Croker, “was not Secretary of State till

1720.” [iii. 52.] Can Mr. Croker possibly be ignorant that Lord

Townshend was made Secretary of State at the Accession of George I. in

1714, that he continued to be Secretary of State till he was displaced

by the intrigues of Sunderland and Stanhope at the close of 1716, and

that he returned to the office of Secretary of State, not in 1720 but in

1721?

Mr. Croker, indeed, is generally unfortunate in his statements

respecting the Townshend family. He tells us that Charles Townshend, the

Chancellor of the Exchequer, was “nephew of the Prime Minister, and son

of a peer who was Secretary of State, and leader of the House of Lords.”

[iii. 368.] Charles Townshend was not nephew, but grandnephew, of the

Duke of Newcastle, not son, but grandson, of the Lord Townshend who was

Secretary of State, and leader of the House of Lords.

“General Burgoyne surrendered at Saratoga,” says Mr. Croker, “in March

1778.” [iv. 222.] General Bourgoyne surrendered on the 17th of October

1777.

“Nothing,” says Mr. Croker, “can be more unfounded than the assertion

that Byng fell a martyr to political party. By a strange coincidence

of circumstances, it happened that there was a total change of

administration between his condemnation and his death: so that one party

presided at his trial, and another at his execution: there can be no

stronger proof that he was not a political martyr.” [i. 298.] Now what

will our readers think of this writer, when we assure them that this

statement, so confidently made, respecting events so notorious, is

absolutely untrue? One and the same administration was in office when

the court-martial on Byng commenced its sittings, through the whole

trial, at the condemnation, and at the execution. In the month of

November 1756, the Duke of Newcastle and Lord Hardwicke resigned; the

Duke of Devonshire became First Lord of the Treasury, and Mr. Pitt,

Secretary of State. This administration lasted till the month of April

1757. Byng’s court-martial began to sit on the 28th of December 1756. He

was shot on the 14th of March 1757. There is something at once diverting

and provoking in the cool and authoritative manner in which Mr. Croker

makes these random assertions. We do not suspect him of intentionally

falsifying history. But of this high literary misdemeanour we do without

hesitation accuse him that he has no adequate sense of the obligation

which a writer, who professes to relate facts, owes to the public. We

accuse him of a negligence and an ignorance analogous to that crassa

negligentia, and that crassa ignorantia, on which the law animadverts

in magistrates and surgeons, even when malice and corruption are

not imputed. We accuse him of having undertaken a work which, if not

performed with strict accuracy, must be very much worse than useless,

and of having performed it as if the difference between an accurate and

an inaccurate statement was not worth the trouble of looking into the

most common book of reference.

But we must proceed. These volumes contain mistakes more gross, if

possible, than any that we have yet mentioned. Boswell has recorded some

observations made by Johnson on the changes which had taken place in

Gibbon’s religious opinions. That Gibbon when a lad at Oxford turned

Catholic is well known. “It is said,” cried Johnson, laughing, “that

he has been a Mahommedan.” “This sarcasm,” says the editor, “probably

alludes to the tenderness with which Gibbon’s malevolence to

Christianity induced him to treat Mahommedanism in his history.” Now the

sarcasm was uttered in 1776; and that part of the History of the Decline

and Fall of the Roman Empire which relates to Mahommedanism was not

published till 1788, twelve years after the date of this conversation,

and near four years after the death of Johnson.

[A defence of this blunder was attempted. That the celebrated chapters

in which Gibbon has traced the progress of Mahommedanism were not

written in 1776 could not be denied. But it was confidently asserted

that his partiality to Mahommedanism appeared in his first volume. This

assertion is untrue. No passage which can by any art be construed into

the faintest indication of the faintest partiality for Mahommedanism

has ever been quoted or ever will be quoted from the first volume of the

History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

To what, then, it has been asked, could Johnson allude? Possibly to some

anecdote or some conversation of which all trace is lost. One conjecture

may be offered, though with diffidence. Gibbon tells us in his Memoirs,

that at Oxford he took a fancy for studying Arabic, and was prevented

from doing so by the remonstrances of his tutor. Soon after this,

the young man fell in with Bossuet’s controversial writings, and was

speedily converted by them to the Roman Catholic faith. The apostasy of

a gentleman commoner would of course be for a time the chief subject

of conversation in the common room of Magdalene. His whim about Arabic

learning would naturally be mentioned, and would give occasion to some

jokes about the probability of his turning Mussulman. If such jokes were

made, Johnson, who frequently visited Oxford, was very likely to hear of

them.]

“It was in the year 1761,” says Mr. Croker, “that Goldsmith published

his Vicar of Wakefield. This leads the editor to observe a more serious

inaccuracy of Mrs. Piozzi, than Mr. Boswell notices, when he says

Johnson left her table to go and sell the Vicar of Wakefield for

Goldsmith. Now Dr. Johnson was not acquainted with the Thrales till

1765, four years after the book had been published.” [Vol. v. 409]

Mr. Croker, in reprehending the fancied inaccuracy of Mrs. Thrale, has

himself shown a degree of inaccuracy, or, to speak more properly, a

degree of ignorance, hardly credible. In the first place, Johnson became

acquainted with the Thrales, not in 1765, but in 1764, and during the

last weeks of 1764 dined with them every Thursday, as is written in Mrs.

Piozzi’s anecdotes. In the second place, Goldsmith published the Vicar

of Wakefield, not in 1761, but in 1766. Mrs. Thrale does not pretend to

remember the precise date of the summons which called Johnson from her

table to the help of his friend. She says only that it was near the

beginning of her acquaintance with Johnson, and certainly not later than

1766. Her accuracy is therefore completely vindicated. It was probably

after one of her Thursday dinners in 1764 that the celebrated scene of

the landlady, the sheriff’s officer, and the bottle of Madeira, took

place. [This paragraph has been altered; and a slight inaccuracy

immaterial to the argument, has been removed.]

The very page which contains this monstrous blunder, contains another

blunder, if possible, more monstrous still. Sir Joseph Mawbey, a foolish

member of Parliament, at whose speeches and whose pig-styes the wits

of Brookes’s were, fifty years ago, in the habit of laughing most

unmercifully, stated, on the authority of Garrick, that Johnson, while

sitting in a coffee-house at Oxford, about the time of his doctor’s

degree, used some contemptuous expressions respecting Home’s play

and Macpherson’s Ossian. “Many men,” he said, “many women, and many

children, might have written Douglas.” Mr. Croker conceives that he

has detected an inaccuracy, and glories over poor Sir Joseph in a most

characteristic manner. I have quoted this anecdote solely with the

view of showing to how little credit hearsay anecdotes are in general

entitled. Here is a story published by Sir Joseph Mawbey, a member of

the House of Commons, and a person every way worthy of credit, who says

he had it from Garrick. Now mark: Johnson’s visit to Oxford, about the

time of his doctor’s degree, was in 1754, the first time he had been

there since he left the university. But Douglas was not acted till 1756,

and Ossian not published till 1760. All, therefore, that is new in Sir

Joseph Mawbey’s story is false. [Vol. v. 409.] Assuredly we need not go

far to find ample proof that a member of the House of Commons may commit

a very gross error. Now mark, say we, in the language of Mr. Croker. The

fact is, that Johnson took his Master’s degree in 1754, [i. 262.] and

his Doctor’s degree in 1775. [iii. 205.] In the spring of 1776, [iii.

326.] he paid a visit to Oxford, and at this visit a conversation

respecting the works on Home and Macpherson might have taken place, and,

in all probability, did take place. The only real objection to the story

Mr. Croker has missed. Boswell states, apparently on the best authority,

that, as early at least as the year 1763, Johnson, in conversation with

Blair, used the same expressions respecting Ossian, which Sir Joseph

represents him as having used respecting Douglas. [i. 405.] Sir Joseph,

or Garrick, confounded, we suspect, the two stories. But their error is

venial, compared with that of Mr. Croker.

We will not multiply instances of this scandalous inaccuracy. It is

clear that a writer who, even when warned by the text on which he

is commenting, falls into such mistakes as these, is entitled to no

confidence whatever. Mr. Croker has committed an error of five years

with respect to the publication of Goldsmith’s novel, an error of twelve

years with respect to the publication of part of Gibbon’s History, an

error of twenty-one years with respect to an event in Johnson’s life

so important as the taking of the doctoral degree. Two of these three

errors he has committed, while ostentatiously displaying his own

accuracy, and correcting what he represents as the loose assertions of

others. How can his readers take on trust his statements concerning

the births, marriages, divorces, and deaths of a crowd of people, whose

names are scarcely known to this generation? It is not likely that a

person who is ignorant of what almost everybody knows can know that of

which almost everybody is ignorant. We did not open this book with any

wish to find blemishes in it. We have made no curious researches. The

work itself, and a very common knowledge of literary and political

history, have enabled us to detect the mistakes which we have pointed

out, and many other mistakes of the same kind. We must say, and we say

it with regret, that we do not consider the authority of Mr. Croker,

unsupported by other evidence, as sufficient to justify any writer who

may follow him in relating a single anecdote or in assigning a date to a

single event.

Mr. Croker shows almost as much ignorance and heedlessness in his

criticisms as in his statements concerning facts. Dr. Johnson said, very

reasonably as it appears to us, that some of the satires of Juvenal

are too gross for imitation. Mr. Croker, who, by the way, is angry with

Johnson for defending Prior’s tales against the charge of indecency,

resents this aspersion on Juvenal, and indeed refuses to believe that

the doctor can have said anything so absurd. “He probably said--some

passages of them--for there are none of Juvenal’s satires to which the

same objection may be made as to one of Horace’s, that it is altogether

gross and licentious.” [Vol. i. 167.] Surely Mr. Croker can never have

read the second and ninth satires of Juvenal.

Indeed the decisions of this editor on points of classical learning,

though pronounced in a very authoritative tone, are generally such that,

if a schoolboy under our care were to utter them, our soul assuredly

should not spare for his crying. It is no disgrace to a gentleman who

has been engaged during near thirty years in political life that he has

forgotten his Greek and Latin. But he becomes justly ridiculous if,

when no longer able to construe a plain sentence, he affects to sit in

judgment on the most delicate questions of style and metre. From one

blunder, a blunder which no good scholar would have made, Mr. Croker

was saved, as he informs us, by Sir Robert Peel, who quoted a passage

exactly in point from Horace. We heartily wish that Sir Robert,

whose classical attainments are well known, had been more frequently

consulted. Unhappily he was not always at his friend’s elbow; and we

have therefore a rich abundance of the strangest errors. Boswell has

preserved a poor epigram by Johnson, inscribed “Ad Lauram parituram.”

Mr. Croker censures the poet for applying the word puella to a lady in

Laura’s situation, and for talking of the beauty of Lucina. “Lucina,” he

says, “was never famed for her beauty.” [i. 133.] If Sir Robert Peel

had seen this note, he probably would have again refuted Mr. Croker’s

criticisms by an appeal to Horace. In the secular ode, Lucina is used

as one of the names of Diana, and the beauty of Diana is extolled by all

the most orthodox doctors of the ancient mythology, from Homer in his

Odyssey, to Claudian in his Rape of Proserpine. In another ode, Horace

describes Diana as the goddess who assists the “laborantes utero

puellas.” But we are ashamed to detain our readers with this fourth-form

learning.

Boswell found, in his tour to the Hebrides, an inscription written by

a Scotch minister. It runs thus: “Joannes Macleod, etc. gentis suae

Philarchus, etc Florae Macdonald matrimoniali vinculo conjugatus turrem

hanc Beganodunensem proaevorum habitaculum longe vetustissimum, diu

penitus labefactatam anno aerae vulgaris MDCLXXXVI. instauravit.”--“The

minister,” says Mr. Croker, “seems to have been no contemptible

Latinist. Is not Philarchus a very happy term to express the paternal

and kindly authority of the head of a clan?” [ii. 458.] The composition

of this eminent Latinist, short as it is, contains several words that

are just as much Coptic as Latin, to say nothing of the incorrect

structure of the sentence. The word Philarchus, even if it were a happy

term expressing a paternal and kindly authority, would prove nothing for

the minister’s Latin, whatever it might prove for his Greek. But it is

clear that the word Philarchus means, not a man who rules by love, but

a man who loves rule. The Attic writers of the best age used the

word philarchos in the sense which we assign to it. Would Mr. Croker

translate philosophos, a man who acquires wisdom by means of love,

or philokerdes, a man who makes money by means of love? In fact, it

requires no Bentley or Casaubon to perceive that Philarchus is merely a

false spelling for Phylarchus, the chief of a tribe.

Mr. Croker has favoured us with some Greek of his own. “At the altar,”

says Dr. Johnson, “I recommended my th ph.” “These letters,” says the

editor, “(which Dr. Strahan seems not to have understood) probably mean

phnetoi philoi, departed friends.” [Vol. iv. 251. An attempt was made

to vindicate this blunder by quoting a grossly corrupt passage from the

Iketides of Euripides=

```bathi kai antiason gonaton, epi kheira balousa,

```teknon te thnaton komisai demas.=

[The true reading, as every scholar knows, is teknon, tethneoton komisai

demas. Indeed without this emendation it would not be easy to construe

the words, even if thnaton could bear the meaning which Mr. Croker

assigns to it.] Johnson was not a first-rate Greek scholar; but he knew

more Greek than most boys when they leave school; and no schoolboy could

venture to use the word thnetoi in the sense which Mr. Croker ascribes

to it without imminent danger of a flogging.

Mr. Croker has also given us a specimen of his skill in translating

Latin. Johnson wrote a note in which he consulted his friend, Dr.

Lawrence, on the propriety of losing some blood. The note contains these

words:--“Si per te licet, imperatur nuncio Holderum ad me deducere.”

Johnson should rather have written “imperatum est.” But the meaning of

the words is perfectly clear. “If you say yes, the messenger has orders

to bring Holder to me.” Mr. Croker translates the words as follows: “If

you consent, pray tell the messenger to bring Holder to me.” [v. 17.]

If Mr. Croker is resolved to write on points of classical learning, we

would advise him to begin by giving an hour every morning to our old

friend Corderius.

Indeed we cannot open any volume of this work in any place, and turn it

over for two minutes in any direction, without lighting on a blunder.

Johnson, in his Life of Tickell, stated that a poem entitled “The

Royal Progress,” which appears in the last volume of the Spectator, was

written on the accession of George I. The word “arrival” was afterwards

substituted for accession.” “The reader will observe,” says Mr. Croker,

that the Whig term accession, which might imply legality, was altered

into a statement of the simple fact of King George’s arrival.” [iv.

425.] Now Johnson, though a bigoted Tory, was not quite such a fool as

Mr. Croker here represents him to be. In the Life of Granville, Lord

Lansdowne, which stands a very few pages from the Life of Tickell,

mention is made of the accession of Anne, and of the accession of George

I. The word arrival was used in the Life of Tickell for the simplest

of all reasons. It was used because the subject of the poem called “The

Royal Progress” was the arrival of the king, and not his accession,

which took place near two months before his arrival.

The editor’s want of perspicacity is indeed very amusing. He is

perpetually telling us that he cannot understand something in the text

which is as plain as language can make it. “Mattaire,” said Dr. Johnson,

“wrote Latin verses from time to time, and published a set in his old

age, which he called Senilia, in which he shows so little learning or

taste in writing, as to make Carteret a dactyl.” [iv. 335.] Hereupon we

have this note: “The editor does not understand this objection, nor

the following observation.” The following observation, which Mr. Croker

cannot understand, is simply this: “In matters of genealogy,” says

Johnson, “it is necessary to give the bare names as they are. But in

poetry and in prose of any elegance in the writing, they require to have

inflection given to them.” If Mr. Croker had told Johnson that this was

unintelligible, the doctor would probably have replied, as he replied

on another occasion, “I have found you a reason, sir; I am not bound

to find you an understanding.” Everybody who knows anything of Latinity

knows that, in genealogical tables, Joannes Baro de Carteret, or

Vice-comes de Carteret, may be tolerated, but that in compositions which

pretend to elegance, Carteretus, or some other form which admits of

inflection, ought to be used.

All our readers have doubtless seen the two distichs of Sir William

Jones, respecting the division of the time of a lawyer. One of the

distichs is translated from some old Latin lines; the other is original.

The former runs thus:=

```“Six hours to sleep, to law’s grave study six,

```Four spend in prayer, the rest on nature fix.”=

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