NOT A DAY OVER TWENTY-ONE

Any one old enough to read this is old enough to remember that favourite

heroine of fiction who used to start her day by rising from her couch,

flinging wide her casement, leaning out and breathing deep the perfumed

morning air. You will recall, too, the pure white rose clambering at the

side of the casement, all jewelled with the dew of dawn. This the lady

plucked carolling. Daily she plucked it. A hardy perennial if ever there

was one. Subsequently, pressing it to her lips, she flung it into the

garden below, where stood her lover (likewise an early riser).

Romantic proceeding this, but unhygienic when you consider that her rush

for the closed casement was doubtless due to the fact that her bedroom,

hermetically sealed during the night, must have grown pretty stuffy by

morning. Her complexion was probably bad.

No such idyllic course marked the matin of our heroine. Her day's

beginning differed from the above in practically every detail. Thus:

A--When Harrietta rose from her couch (cream enamel, full-sized bed

with double hair mattress and box springs) she closed her casement with

a bang, having slept in a gale that swept her two-room-and-kitchenette

apartment on the eleventh floor in Fifty-sixth Street.

B--She never leaned out except, perhaps, to flap a dust rag, because

lean as she might, defying the laws of gravity and the house

superintendent, she could have viewed nothing more than roofs and sky

and chimneys where already roofs and sky and chimneys filled the eye

(unless you consider that by screwing around and flattening one ear and

the side of your jaw against the window jamb you could almost get a

glimpse of distant green prominently mentioned in the agent's ad as

"unexcelled view of Park").

C--The morning air wasn't perfumed for purposes of breathing deep, being

New York morning air, richly laden with the smell of warm asphalt,

smoke, gas, and, when the wind was right, the glue factory on the Jersey

shore across the river.

D--She didn't pluck a rose, carolling, because even if, by some magic

Burbankian process, Jack's bean-stalk had been made rose-bearing it

would have been hard put to it to reach this skyscraper home.

E--If she had flung it, it probably would have ended its eleven-story

flight in the hand cart of Messinger's butcher boy, who usually made

his first Fifty-sixth Street delivery at about that time.

F--The white rose would not have been jewelled and sparkling with the

dews of dawn, anyway, as at Harrietta's rising hour (between 10.30 and

11.30 A. M.) the New York City dews, if any, have left for the day.

Spartans who rise regularly at the chaste hour of seven will now regard

Harrietta with disapproval. These should be told that Harrietta never

got to bed before twelve-thirty nor to sleep before two-thirty, which,

on an eight-hour sleep count, should even things up somewhat in their

minds. They must know, too, that in one corner of her white-and-blue

bathroom reposed a pair of wooden dumb-bells, their ankles neatly

crossed. She used them daily. Also she bathed, massaged, exercised, took

facial and electric treatments; worked like a slave; lived like an

athlete in training in order to preserve her hair, skin, teeth, and

figure; almost never ate what she wanted nor as much as she liked.

That earlier lady of the closed casement and the white rose probably

never even heard of a dentifrice or a cold shower.

The result of Harrietta's rigours was that now, at thirty-seven, she

could pass for twenty-seven on Fifth Avenue at five o'clock (flesh-pink,

single-mesh face veil); twenty-five at a small dinner (rose-coloured

shades over the candles), and twenty-two, easily, behind the amber

footlights.

You will have guessed that Harrietta, the Heroine, is none other than

Harrietta Fuller, deftest of comediennes, whom you have seen in one or

all of those slim little plays in which she has made a name but no money

to speak of, being handicapped for the American stage by her

intelligence and her humour sense, and, as she would tell you, by her

very name itself.

"Harrietta Fuller! Don't you see what I mean?" she would say. "In the

first place, it's hard to remember. And it lacks force. Or maybe rhythm.

It doesn't clink. It sort of humps in the middle. A name should flow.

Take a name like Barrymore--or Bernhardt--or Duse--you can't forget

them. Oh, I'm not comparing myself to them. Don't be funny. I just

mean--why, take Harrietta alone. It's deadly. A Thackeray miss, all

black silk mitts and white cotton stockings. Long ago, in the beginning,

I thought of shortening it. But Harriet Fuller sounds like a

school-teacher, doesn't it? And Hattie Fuller makes me think, somehow,

of a burlesque actress. You know. 'Hattie Fuller and Her Bouncing

Belles.'"

At thirty-seven Harrietta Fuller had been fifteen years on the stage.

She had little money, a small stanch following, an exquisite technique,

and her fur coat was beginning to look gnawed around the edges. People

even said maddeningly: "Harrietta Fuller? I saw her when I was a kid,

years ago. Why, she must be le'see--ten--twelve--why, she must be going

on pretty close to forty."

A worshipper would defend her. "You're crazy! I saw her last month when

she was playing in Cincinnati, and she doesn't look a day over

twenty-one. That's a cute play she's in--There and Back. Not much to it,

but she's so kind and natural. Made me think of Jen a little."

That was part of Harrietta's art--making people think of Jen. Watching

her, they would whisper: "Look! Isn't that Jen all over? The way she

sits there and looks up at him while she's sewing."

Harrietta Fuller could take lines that were stilted and shoddy and speak

them in a way to make them sound natural and distinctive and real. She

was a clear blonde, but her speaking voice had in it a contralto note

that usually accompanies brunette colouring.

It surprised and gratified you, that tone, as does mellow wine when you

have expected cider. She could walk on to one of those stage library

sets that reek of the storehouse and the property carpenter, seat

herself, take up a book or a piece of handiwork, and instantly the

absurd room became a human, livable place. She had a knack of sitting,

not as an actress ordinarily seats herself in a drawing room--feet

carefully strained to show the high arch, body posed to form a

"line"--but easily, as a woman sits in her own house. If you saw her in

the supper scene of My Mistake, you will remember how she twisted her

feet about the rungs of the straight little chair in which she sat. Her

back was toward the audience throughout the scene, according to stage

directions, yet she managed to convey embarrassment, fright, terror,

determination, decision in the agonized twisting of those expressive

feet.

Authors generally claimed these bits of business as having originated

with them. For that matter, she was a favourite with playwrights, as

well she might be, considering the vitality which she injected into

their hackneyed situations. Every little while some young writer, fired

by an inflection in her voice or a nuance in her comedy, would rush back

stage to tell her that she never had had a part worthy of her, and that

he would now come to her rescue. Sometimes he kept his word, and

Harrietta, six months later, would look up from the manuscript to say:

"This is delightful! It's what I've been looking for for years. The

deftness of the comedy. And that little scene with the gardener!"

But always, after the managers had finished suggesting bits that would

brighten it up, and changes that would put it over with the Western

buyers, Harrietta would regard the mutilated manuscript sorrowingly.

"But I can't play this now, you know. It isn't the same part at all.

It's--forgive me--vulgar."

Then some little red-haired ingénue would get it, and it would run a

solid year on Broadway and two seasons on the road, and in all that time

Harrietta would have played six months, perhaps, in three different

plays, in all of which she would score what is known as a "personal

success." A personal success usually means bad business at the box

office.

Now this is immensely significant. In the advertisements of the play in

which Harrietta Fuller might be appearing you never read:

HARRIETTA FULLER

In

Thus and So

No. It was always:

THUS AND SO

With

Harrietta Fuller

Between those two prepositions lies a whole theatrical world of

difference. The "In" means stardom; the "With" that the play is

considered more important than the cast.

Don't feel sorry for Harrietta Fuller. Thousands of women have envied

her; thousands of men admired, and several have loved her devotedly,

including her father, the Rev. H. John Scoville (deceased). The H.

stands for Harry. She was named for him, of course. When he entered the

church he was advised to drop his first name and use his second as being

more fitting in his position. But the outward change did not affect his

inner self. He remained more Harry than John to the last. It was from

him Harrietta got her acting sense, her humour, her intelligence, and

her bad luck.

When Harry Scoville was eighteen he wanted to go on the stage. At twenty

he entered the ministry. It was the natural outlet for his suppressed

talents. In his day and family and environment young men did not go on

the stage. The Scovilles were Illinois pioneers and lived in Evanston,

and Mrs. Scoville (Harrietta's grandmother, you understand, though

Harrietta had not yet appeared) had a good deal to say as to whether

coleslaw or cucumber pickles should be served at the Presbyterian church

suppers, along with the veal loaf and the scalloped oysters. And when

she decided on coleslaw, coleslaw it was. A firm tread had Mother

Scoville, a light hand with pastry, and a will that was adamant. She it

was who misdirected Harry's gifts toward the pulpit instead of the

stage. He never forgave her for it, though he made a great success of

his calling and she died unsuspecting his rancour. The women of his

congregation shivered deliciously when the Rev. H. John Scoville stood

on his tiptoes at the apex of some fiery period and hurled the force of

his eloquence at them. He, the minister, was unconsciously dramatizing

himself as a minister.

The dramatic method had not then come into use in the pulpit. His method

of delivery was more restrained than that of the old-time revivalist;

less analytical and detached than that of the present-day religious

lecturer.

Presbyterian Evanston wending its way home to Sunday roast and ice cream

would say: "Wasn't Reverend Scoville powerful to-day! My!" They never

guessed how Reverend Scoville had had to restrain himself from

delivering Mark Antony's address to the Romans. He often did it in his

study when his gentle wife thought he was rehearsing next Sunday's

sermon.

As he grew older he overcame these boyish weaknesses, but he never got

over his feeling for the stage. There were certain ill-natured gossips

who claimed to have recognized the fine, upright figure and the mobile

face with hair greying at the temples as having occupied a seat in the

third row of the balcony in the old Grand Opera House during the run of

Erminie. The elders put it down as spite talk and declared that,

personally, they didn't believe a word of it. The Rev. H. John did

rather startle them when he discarded the ministerial black broadcloth

for a natty Oxford suit of almost business cut. He was a pioneer in this

among the clergy. The congregation soon became accustomed to it; in

time, boasted of it as marking their progressiveness.

He had a neat ankle, had the Reverend Scoville, in fine black lisle; a

merry eye; a rather grim look about the mouth, as has a man whose life

is a secret disappointment. His little daughter worshipped him. He

called her Harry. When Harrietta was eleven she was reading Lever and

Dickens and Dumas, while other little girls were absorbed in the Elsie

Series and The Wide, Wide World. Her father used to deliver his sermons

to her in private rehearsal, and her eager mobile face reflected his

every written mood.

"Oh, Rev!" she cried one day (it is to be regretted, but that is what

she always called him). "Oh, Rev, you should have been an actor!"

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