III.

To many readers it may seem impious to say that under the head of Repartee

we must classify many of those words of Jesus with which he cuts through

the sophistry of opponents and disentangles himself from the webs that are

woven about him. Let it be remembered, however, that we are dealing with

his utterances simply as literature; with their religious significance, we

are not now concerned. We are discussing the sayings of Jesus as we would

the sayings of Johnson or Goldsmith.

One of the most striking instances is found in the controversy over

exorcism. When the scribes who came down from Jerusalem charged, "He hath

Beelzebub and by the prince of the devils casts he out devils," he quickly

reduced the accusation to an absurdity: "How can Satan cast out Satan? If

he rise up against himself and be divided, he cannot stand, but hath an

end." He goes further--"If I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your

children cast them out?"

There was one occasion, however, when Jesus himself seems to have been

vanquished by a swift rejoinder. When the Syro-Phenician woman came to him

in behalf of her daughter, in order to test her faith he said,--"Let the

children first be filled, for it is not meet to take the children's bread

and to cast it unto the dogs." "Yes, Lord," she answered, "yet the dogs

under the table eat of the children's crumbs." These words came from a

bright intellect as well as from a trusting heart. Jesus appreciated the

keenness of the reply no less than the confidence it expressed. "_For this

saying_ go thy way; the devil is gone out of thy daughter." "For once,"

says Macbeth, "Jesus was refuted and that by his own figure; and he wished

to be refuted."

How we enjoy such a dilemma as the one in which he placed the chief

priests and the scribes and the elders! They asked him, "By what authority

doest thou these things? And who gave thee authority to do these things?"

"I will also ask of you one question," says Jesus, "and answer me, and I

will tell you by what authority I do these things--the baptism of John,

was it from heaven, or of men? answer me." "And they reasoned with

themselves, saying, If we shall say from heaven, he will say, Why then did

ye not believe him? But if we shall say of men,--they feared the people;

for all men counted John that he was a prophet, indeed. And they answered

and said unto Jesus, We can not tell." "And Jesus answered and said unto

them, Neither tell I you by what authority I do these things."

Another time "came to Jesus Scribes and Pharisees which were of Jerusalem,

saying, Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the Elders? for

they wash not their hands when they eat bread?" How quick and effective

the reply: "Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your

tradition?" Nothing could be said in response. The question was absolutely

closed. The disciples violate your tradition? Very good; but what does

your tradition violate? Can we not see his opponents, falling back beaten,

knitting their brows, taking counsel together, planning some overwhelming

defeat for this impudent young heretic? What Thersites said of Ajax would

well apply to them: "He bites his lips with a politic regard, as who

should say, There were wit in this head an' 'twould out; and so there is,

but it lies as coldly in him as fire in a flint, which will not show

without knocking."

When the woman poured the spikenard on the head of Jesus, Judas, the

virtuous Judas, forsooth! made objection. "Why was not this ointment sold

for three hundred pence _and given to the poor_?" Why not, indeed,--for

Judas is custodian of the poor fund. "Judas," returns his Master,--and

there was pathos as well as rebuke in the words,--"Judas, the poor ye have

with you always, and whenever ye will, ye may do them good." This was the

first time Judas had ever manifested any solicitude for the poor. "But me,

ye have not always." Judas was silenced; but he began to brood revenge.

Soon he stole out and went to the chief priests. He had not secured the

price of the spikenard, but he would indemnify himself by selling his

Master!

With what relish do we read the trenchant replies of Jesus to the Scribes

and Pharisees and Herodians who had leagued to "entangle him in his talk."

Easily as Samson broke the green withes, did he break the verbal fetters

they forged. "In the resurrection, they neither marry nor are given in

marriage!" "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God

the things that are God's." What can be more admirable viewed simply as

repartee,--as illustrations of the "dexterous leap of thought by which the

mind escapes from a seemingly hopeless dilemma?" If one were to read such

fragments of Gospel history for the first time, without the idea that he

must attach a solemn and awful meaning to every word, how would he delight

in these intellectual contests and hail the genius of the victor!

After the besiegers, in the preceding incident, had exhausted their

fruitless ingenuity, Jesus turns upon them with the question, "What think

ye of Christ? Whose Son is he?" "The Son of David," they feebly mutter.

"How then doth David call him Lord? If David call him Lord, how is he his

son?" That ended the controversy. The combined forces of theology and

politics retired in confusion, evidently looking, as Dickens said of the

portraits of the Dedlock family, "as if they did not know what to make of

it." They had lost the battle. One can imagine the evangelist who

afterwards wrote the account, almost chuckling with inward satisfaction,

as he recalled the scene and recorded the result: "And no man was able to

answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day ask him any more

questions."

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