Question: Dear Doc: What can be done to keep up one's hair when it is
not entirely grown out?--A. M. T. B. D. B. I.
Answer: Cut it off, my dears.
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Question: Dear Doc: What can be done for eye-strain caused by drawing
maps of the Aegean Sea?--Sophomore Class.
Answer: Don't do 'em. You will flunk anyway.