FRIDAY, THE THIRTEENTH

We worked feverishly and hoped that there would be no more disputes

concerning the chairs. Some thought the ones from the dining room

ought to be used; others thought not. The chairs were brought down and

then taken back with much strife along the way. Would anyone want to

play bridge? We wondered. Would anyone bring cards to play bridge

with? We wondered again. The fact that wax was being applied to the

floor caused a good deal of worry, for we were afraid we would fall

and break our necks if too much was put on. However, even in that

predicament, we were determined to be gracious and smiling. Did

everyone know that all the autumn boughs in blue and silver were tied

on with red string? We fervently hoped they didn't, for we were in no

condition to do anything about it if they did. Thus our thoughts ran

as we slammed down tables, tied on table cloths, and practised our

Spanish dance in uniforms and low heeled shoes. At five-thirty we went

home, thankful that we didn't have to wash the windows and clean up

the furnace room.

Much credit must be given to those few guests who realized that the

gym was supposed to represent a cabaret. We greatly appreciate their

penetration. They perhaps didn't know that fortune-telling and fishing

for tin automobiles in the telephone booth were a part of the

procedure at a cabaret dance. But if they didn't know these things,

they had much to learn, for that's what they did at our party and who

were we to spurn their filthy lucre? They also danced and ate heartily

of the ice cream and cake we served. Many thought the popcorn balls

were a holdup, but they refrained from throwing them at us when we

asked ten cents.

An attempt was made at amusement when we gave two dances; one with

castanets and tambourines and much swirling and swooping; another with

Spanish shawls draped on us. This latter one was more or less of a

failure, for we couldn't seem to get into step when we did it a second

time. The audience, however, applauded, regardless of the fact, and

didn't see that the dance was any worse than it had been the first

time. About eleven-thirty it was gently hinted that the time had come

for the party to break up. We went on aching feet, hoping that since

the party had been a success financially, the guests were not making

too many derogatory remarks about it as a social function.

Dawn broke, and blushed to see the sight at Northrop School: packs of

cards scattered in fifty-two different places, tables every which way,

covers off, cake and popcorn balls scattered liberally on the floor. A

few of us came to clean up, and cleaned with many yawns. After a few

hours the gym began to take on its natural air of bleakness, and we

left it to the tender mercies of Clyde and Mullen, hoping that the

Junior-Senior would be a good one.

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