* * * * *
Georges Alhamid handed the letter back to St. Simon. "There's your star
pupil," he said gently.
St. Simon nodded. "The wise fool. The guy who's got sense enough to know
that he isn't competent to do the job."
"Did you notice that he waltzed all around the real reason for the
anchor-setting program without quite hitting it?"
St. Simon smiled humorlessly. "Sure. Notice the wording of the letter.
He still thinks in terms of the Team, even when he's trying not to. He
thinks we do this just to train men to have a real good Team Spirit. He
can't see that that is only a very useful by-product."
"How could he think otherwise?" Alhamid asked. "To him, or to Tarnhorst,
the notion of deliberately tailoring a program so that it would kill off
the fools and the incompetents, setting up a program that will
deliberately destroy the men who are dangerous to society, would be
horrifying. They would accuse us of being soulless butchers who had no
respect for the dignity of the human soul."
"We're not butchering anybody," St. Simon objected. "Nobody is forced to
go through two years of anchor setting. Nobody is forced to die. We're
not running people into gas chambers or anything like that."
"No; of course not. But would you expect an Earthman like Tarnhorst to
see the difference? How could we explain to him that we have no
objection to fools other than that we object to putting them in
positions where they can harm others by their foolishness? Would you
expect him to understand that we must have a method of eliminating those
who are neither competent enough to be trusted with the lives of others
nor wise enough to see that they are not competent? How would you tell
him that the reason we send men out alone is so that if he destroys
anyone by his foolishness--after we have taught him everything we know
in the best way we know how--he will only destroy himself?"
"I wouldn't even try," St. Simon said. "There's an old saying that
neither money, education, liquor, nor women ever made a fool of a man,
they just give a born fool a chance to display his foolishness. Space
ought to be added to that list."
"Did you notice something else about that letter?" Alhamid asked. "I
mean, the very fact that he wrote a letter instead of telling you
personally?"
"Sure. He didn't trust me. He was afraid I, or someone else, would
dispose of him if we knew he knew our secret."
"I think that's it," Alhamid agreed. "He wanted to be safely away
first."
"Killing him would have brought down the biggest investigation the Earth
Congress has launched since the crack-up of the Earth-Luna ship thirty
years ago. Does he think we are fools?"
"You can't blame him. He's been brought up that way, and three months of
training isn't going to change him."
St. Simon frowned. "Suppose he changes his mind? Suppose he tells
Tarnhorst what he thinks?"
"He won't. He's told his lie, and now he'll have to stick by it or lose
his precious security. If he couldn't trade that for freedom, he sure
isn't going to throw it away." Alhamid grinned. "But can you imagine a
guy thinking that anchor setting could be completely mechanized?"
St. Simon grinned back. "I guess I'm not a very good teacher after all.
I told him and told him and told him for three solid months that the job
required judgment, but it evidently didn't sink in. He's got the heart
of a romantic and the soul of an Earthman--a very bad combination."
"He has my sympathy," Alhamid said with feeling. "Now, about you. Your
blue ticket still has three months to run, but I can't give you a class
if you're only going to run through the first half of the course with
them, and I don't have any more Earthmen for you to give special
tutoring to. You have three choices: You can loaf with pay for three
months; you can go back to space and get double pay for three months; or
you can take a regular six-month class and get double pay for the last
three months. Which'll it be?"
St. Simon grinned widely. "I'm going to loaf until I get sick of it,
then I'll go back to space and collect double pay for what's left of the
three months. First off, I'm going to take a run over to Vesta. After
that, who knows?"
"I thought so. Most of you guys would stay out there forever if you
didn't have to come back for supplies."
St. Simon shook his head. "Nope. Not true. A man's got to come back
every so often and get his feet on the ground. If you stay out there too
long, you get to talking to yourself."
* * * * *
An hour later, the spaceboat _Nancy Bell_ lifted from the surface of
Pallas and shot toward Vesta.
"Jules, old cobblestone, we have just saved civilization."
"_Jawohl, Herr Hassenpfefferesser!_ Und now ve go to find _das Maedchen,
nicht war_?"
"Herr _Professor_ Hassenpfefferesser to you, my boy."
And then, all alone in his spaceboat, Captain Jules St. Simon burst into
song:
"Oh, I'm the cook and the captain, too,
And the men of the _Nancy's_ brig;
The bosun tight, and the midshipmite,
And the crew of the captain's gig!"
And the _Nancy Bell_ sped on toward Vesta and a rendevous with Eros.