EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.

_House of Commons, Monday Night, April 8._--House to-night presented

that appearance seen only on big occasions. Long unfamiliar in slough

of despond in which present House been steeped since Session opened.

Every seat on either side occupied. Members sitting on Gangway steps,

flooding the side galleries, blocking the Bar, peopling even the steps

of the Chair. ARTHUR PEEL is leaving historic stage graced through

eleven years in fashion that has added fresh fame to an illustrious

name. On ordinary occasions when SPEAKER rises to address House on

current topics of business, Members who chance to have their hats on

keep them there. Now, when the stately figure is discovered standing

under the canopy of the Chair, Members without concert, but with one

accord, bare their heads. Throughout a moving scene, which

crammed much into fifteen minutes, nothing more striking than this

simultaneous, swift uncovering of the head, and the transformation

that followed when the rare sunlight, streaming in from western

windows, fell upon five hundred unshaded faces all turned towards the

tall, gowned figure standing by the Chair.

The speech will be read to-morrow by millions, who will find it word

for word and sentence by sentence in the newspapers. But the reader

will gain but faint idea of the impression the delivery produced. The

historic place, the animated scene, the electric current of such a

gathering, were much. The effect was perfected by the elocution of

the SPEAKER, perhaps the most perfect development of an attractive but

dangerous art possessed by living man.

What possibilities underlie its possession were wonderingly recognised

in the last days of the late Parliament, when the directors of the

Cambrian Railway Company were brought to the Bar of the House in

connection with the dismissal of a station-master who had given

unwelcome evidence before a Select Committee. House in the ludicrous

pickle which invariably follows on Privilege proceedings. Directors

summoned to attend were somewhere in the lobby. If it had

been permissible to follow _Dogberry's_ example in similar

circumstances--to take no note of directors, but let them go and

presently call the rest of the watch together, and thank God they

were rid of the knaves--it would have been well. But, directors

being solemnly summoned, must needs be adequately dealt with. Finally

resolved that SPEAKER should admonish them. Amid much giggling on part

of hysterically uneasy House, conscious of its own ludicrous position,

directors brought in and ranged at Bar. Then SPEAKER stood up and

"most seriously admonished" them.

No one present will forget the awesome mien, the terrible voice, with

which the task was performed. At a touch farce was transformed into

tragedy. Dignity of House, sorely imperilled, triumphantly vindicated.

To-night the SPEAKER'S phrasing was perfect. Its setting in the

delivery is untranslateable in speech or written word.

_Business done._--Speaker announces resignation. SQUIRE OF MALWOOD

brings in Local Veto Bill.

_Tuesday._--"Poof!" said SARK, mopping his brow; "glad that's over. No

knowing where it might have ended. Danger of last scene in SPEAKER'S

leave-taking closing amid burst of irritated laughter. When I was

first returned, we thought two leaders enough for one House. There was

the Government man on the Treasury Bench, the Leader of Opposition on

bench opposite. When ceremonial business to be done, these two spoke

and the whole House agreed that its opinions had found expression.

House rapidly growing into position akin to home forces of Prince of

MONACO. Nearly as many captains as privates."

These remarks wrung from troubled breast by long, at one anxious

moment apparently interminable, procession of orators in support of

resolution thanking retiring SPEAKER for services in Chair. SQUIRE OF

MALWOOD said right thing in admirable way. PRINCE ARTHUR, less ornate

in phrase, supplied a perfect second. These speeches voiced feeling

of Ministerialists and Opposition. Some reasonableness in JUSTIN

MCCARTHY'S interposition, he being leader of distinct party which, as

he hinted, had in earlier days done battle with SPEAKER. But really,

when it came to JOSEPH saying a few words for his merry men, and JOHN

REDMOND tuning afresh the Irish harp on behalf of his, prospect grew

alarming. If these leaders of sections within a division felt called

upon to make speeches on such occasion, why not JOHN BURNS as a Labour

Leader, with KEIR HARDIE to follow as captain of the Independent

Labour Party; OSBORNE MORGAN, purged of profligacy, speaking for

Wales, followed by LLOYD-GEORGE from below the Gangway; WILFRID LAWSON

for the Temperance party; Private HANBURY as representing the land

forces of the Busy B's; Cap'en TOMMY BOWLES the naval; JACOB BRIGHT

returning thanks for the ladies, WALTER M'LAREN speaking specially

for the section who desire to marry their deceased husband's

brother? Domesticity thus trenched upon, Baron DE WORMS, with wistful

"Long-Lost-Dear-Father" look on his face, might close the list by a

few words spoken on behalf of the family circle.

To-day stopped a little short of this; but shall doubtless go

the whole way next time opportunity presents itself. _Business

done._--Thanks of House voted to SPEAKER.

_Wednesday._--By contrast with ordered speech-making of yesterday

afternoon scene that took place in earliest moments of the new day's

birth prettier by far. For upwards of an hour Members passing out

homewards stopped to shake the SPEAKER'S hand and bid him farewell.

Just before quarter of hour chimed after midnight, ARTHUR PEEL spoke

his last words in House of Commons.

"The question is," he said, "that this House do now adjourn."

As he turned to leave the Chair, Members present sprang to feet,

cheering continuously till ARTHUR PEEL, for the last time robed in

Speaker's wig and gown, passed out of sight.

For Lochaber no more, Lochaber no more.

We'll maybe return to Lochaber no more.

_Le roi est mort. Vive le roi._ WILLIAM COURT GULLY elected Speaker by

majority of 11 in House of 559 Members.

[Illustration: Farewell to Mr. Speaker Peel.]

_Business done._--Elect new Speaker, and immediately give him ten

days' holiday. Adjourn till Monday 22nd.

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