OUR NEXT LITTLE BATTLE.

(_From our Prophetic Reporter, a trifle in advance._)

NOWHAR, _April 1_.--Wett River crossed yesterday in most brilliant

style. Dashaway Regiment carried landing at point of bayonet, the

Muffs keeping up well-directed fire during the entire operation.

However, they seemed to feel effect of our artillery and Maxims.

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When landing effected, Sapping Miners constructed iron bridge

(with glass covering to protect the troops from the rain) within

five-and-twenty minutes. During the construction Muffs fired

continuously at working parties. Flag-staffs riddled with shot,

consequently colours could not be run up. A round from couple of

quick-firing guns cleared heights of human obstructions.

On completion of bridge, two troops of 147th Irregular Prancers

charged enemy with much dash. As gallant horsemen approached Muffs

(numbering about twenty thousand) concentrated their fire. For few

minutes Irregulars had to pass through perfect fog of bullets. This

ordeal did not damp their courage; soon came to close quarters with

foe. In a moment Muffs were in confusion, flying, before pursuing

sabres. Irregulars followed retreating enemy for many miles with

complete success.

While these operations being carried out 17th Battalion of

Cutandthrust Regiment made assault on fortress protecting right flank

of Muffs. Enemy opposed charge with well-sustained artillery fire,

which had it been more judiciously directed might have caused

considerable annoyance. As it was, many Cutandthrusts lowered their

heads to allow of undisturbed passage of shrapnell. On reaching

walls redcoats hopped over like birds. Garrison stubbornly defended

position. Cutandthrusts extended, advancing in their new formation.

With wild cheer they again charged. Although this advance caused

Muffs to fall back, they still retained their ground. At this moment

machine-guns of battalion were brought into play with best results. A

couple of rounds immediately broke up enemy's columns and put them

to flight. Muffs were then routed by 53rd Regiment of Indian Tiger

Eaters.

By midday position secured. At invitation of bugles exploring party

"ceased firing," and prepared for mess.

_Later._--I have just received a return of killed and wounded on both

sides, which I here give:--_Muffs._--Killed, about 20,000; wounded,

twice as many more. _British._--Killed, none; wounded, No. 35,604,821

Private SMITH (Cutandthrust Regiment), slight scratch on fourth finger

of left hand.

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NEW NAME FOR IT (_by Brother Bung_).--Local Hop-shun!

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