CHRONICLES OF THE CANONGATE.

(_By the author of Waverley_.)

[We have the pleasure of submitting to our readers, (almost entire,)

one of the stories of the forthcoming _Chronicles of the Canongate_,

it being the second narrative, and the last in the first volume, and

as well as the others, founded on true incidents. The _Chronicles_

are domestic tales; but the _Two Drovers_ should not be taken as a

specimen of the work. Slender as are its incidents, it proves that

"Richard (or Walter) is himself again," for in no vein of writing is

the author of Waverley more felicitous than in delineating scenes of

actual life, splendid as are his narratives of the fairy scenes and

halls of romance: and in the prevailing taste for this description of

writing, we think the Chronicles of the Canongate bid fair to enjoy

popularity equal to any of Sir Walter's previous productions.]

_The Two Drovers_.

It was the day after the Doune Fair when my story commences. It had

been a brisk market, several dealers had attended from the northern

and midland counties in England, and the English money had flown so

merrily about as to gladden the hearts of the Highland farmers. Many

large droves were about to set off for England, under the protection

of their owners, or of the topsmen whom they employed in the tedious,

laborious and responsible office of driving the cattle for many

hundred miles, from the market where they had been purchased, to the

fields or farm-yards where they were to be fattened for the shambles.

Of the number who left Doune in the morning, and with the purpose we

have described, not a _Glunamie_ of them all cocked his bonnet more

briskly, or gartered his tartan hose under knee over a pair of more

promising _spiogs_ (legs), than did Robin Oig M'Combich, called

familiarly Robin Oig, that is Young, or the Lesser, Robin. Though

small of stature, as the epithet Oig implies, and not very strongly

limbed, he was as light and alert as one of the deer of his mountains.

He had an elasticity of step, which, in the course of a long march,

made many a stout fellow envy him; and the manner in which he busked

his plaid and adjusted his bonnet, argued a consciousness that so

smart a John Highlandman as himself would not pass unnoticed among the

Lowland lasses. The ruddy cheek, red lips, and white teeth, set off a

countenance which had gained by exposure to the weather, a healthful

and hardy rather than a rugged hue. If Robin Oig did not laugh,

or even smile frequently, as indeed is not the practice among his

countrymen, his bright eyes usually gleamed from under his bonnet

with an expression of cheerfulness ready to be turned into mirth.

The departure of Robin Oig was an incident in the little town, in

and near which he had many friends male and female. He was a topping

person in his way, transacted considerable business on his own behalf,

and was intrusted by the best farmers in the Highlands, in preference

to any other drover in that district. He might have increased his

business to any extent had he condescended to manage it by deputy; but

except a lad or two, sister's sons of his own, Robin rejected the idea

of assistance, conscious, perhaps how much his reputation depended

upon his attending in person to the practical discharge of his duty

in every instance. He remained, therefore, contented with the highest

premium given to persons of his description, and comforted himself

with the hopes that a few journeys to England might enable him to

conduct business on his own account, in a manner becoming his birth.

For Robin Oig's father, Lachlan M'Combich, (or, _son of my friend_,

his actual clan surname being M'Gregor,) had been so called by the

celebrated Rob Roy, because of the particular friendship which had

subsisted between the grandsire of Robin and that renowned cateran.

Some people even say, that Robin Oig derived his Christian name from a

man, as renowned in the wilds of Lochlomond, as ever was his namesake

Robin Hood, in the precincts of merry Sherwood. "Of such ancestry,"

as James Boswell says, "who would not be proud?" Robin Oig was proud

accordingly; but his frequent visits to England and to the Lowlands

had given him tact enough to know that pretensions, which still gave

him a little right to distinction in his own lonely glen, might be

both obnoxious and ridiculous if preferred elsewhere. The pride of

birth, therefore, was like the miser's treasure, the secret subject of

his contemplation, but never exhibited to strangers as a subject of

boasting.

Many were the words of gratulation and goodluck which were bestowed on

Robin Oig. The judges commended his drove, especially the best of them,

which were Robin's own property. Some thrust out their snuff-mulls for

the parting pinch--others tendered the _doch-an-dorrach_, or parting

cup. All cried--"Good-luck travel out with you and come home with

you.--Give you luck in the Saxon market--brave notes in the

_leabhar-dhu_, (black pocket-book,) and plenty of English gold in the

_sporran_ (pouch of goat-skin.)"

The bonny lasses made their adieus more modestly, and more than one,

it was said, would have given her best brooch to be certain that it

was upon her that his eye last rested as he turned towards his road.

Robin Oig had just given the preliminary "_Hoo-hoo!_" to urge forward

the loiterers of the drove, when there was a cry behind him.

"Stay, Robin--bide a blink. Here is Janet of Tomahourich--auld Janet,

your father's sister."

"Plague on her, for an auld Highland witch and spaewife," said a

farmer from the Carse of Stirling; "she'll cast some of her cantrips

on the cattle."

"She canna do that," said another sapient of the same

profession--"Robin Oig is no the lad to leave any of them, without

tying Saint Mungo's knot on their tails, and that will put to her

speed the best witch that ever flew over Dimayet upon a broomstick."

It may not be indifferent to the reader to know, that the Highland

cattle are peculiarly liable to be _taken_, or infected, by spells and

witchcraft, which judicious people guard against by knitting knots of

peculiar complexity on the tuft of hair which terminates the animal's

tail.

But the old woman who was the object of the farmer's suspicion, seemed

only busied about the drover, without paying any attention to the

flock. Robin, on the contrary, appeared rather impatient of her

presence.

"What auld-world fancy," he said, "has brought you so early from the

ingle-side this morning, Muhme? I am sure I bid you good even, and had

your God-speed, last night."

"And left me more siller than the useless old woman will use till you

come back again, bird of my bosom," said the sibyl. "But it is little

I would care for the food that nourishes me, or the fire that warms

me, or for God's blessed sun itself, if aught but weal should happen

to the grandson of my father. So let me walk the _deasil_ round you,

that you may go safe out into the far foreign land, and come safe

home."

Robin Oig stopped, half embarrassed, half laughing, and signing to

those around that he only complied with the old woman to soothe her

humour. In the meantime, she traced around him, with wavering steps,

the propitiation, which some have thought has been derived from the

Druidical mythology. It consists, as is well known, in the person who

makes the _deasil_, walking three times round the person who is the

object of the ceremony, taking care to move according to the course

of the sun. At once, however, she stopped short, and exclaimed, in a

voice of alarm and horror, "Grandson of my father, there is blood on

your hand." "Hush, for God's sake, aunt," said Robin Oig; "you will

bring more trouble on yourself with this Taishataragh (second sight)

than you will be able to get out of for many a day."

The old woman only repeated, with a ghastly look, "There is blood on

your hand, and it is English blood. The blood of the Gael is richer

and redder. Let us see--let us--"

Ere Robin Oig could prevent her, which, indeed, could only have been

by positive violence, so hasty and peremptory were her proceedings,

she had drawn from his side the dirk which lodged in the folds of his

plaid, and held it up, exclaiming, although the weapon gleamed clear

and bright in the sun, "Blood, blood--Saxon blood again. Robin Oig

M'Combich, go not this day to England!"

"Prutt, trutt," answered Robin Oig, "that will never do neither--it

would be next thing to running the country. For shame, Muhme--give me

the dirk. You cannot tell by the colour the difference betwixt the

blood of a black bullock and a white one, and you speak of knowing

Saxon from Gaelic blood. All men have their blood from Adam, Muhme.

Give me my skenedhu, and let me go on my road. I should have been half

way to Stirling brig by this time--Give me my dirk, and let me go."

"Never will I give it to you," said the old woman--"Never will I quit

my hold on your plaid, unless you promise me not to wear that unhappy

weapon."

The women around him urged him also, saying few of his aunt's words

fell to the ground; and as the Lowland farmers continued to look

moodily on the scene, Robin Oig determined to close it at any

sacrifice.

"Well, then," said the young drover, giving the scabbard of the weapon

to Hugh Morrison, "you Lowlanders care nothing for these freats. Keep

my dirk for me. I cannot give it you, because it was my father's; but

your drove follows ours, and I am content it should be in your

keeping, not in mine. Will this do, Muhme?"

"It must", said the old woman--"that is, if the Lowlander is mad

enough to carry the knife."

The strong westlandman laughed aloud.

"Good wife," said he, "I am Hugh Morrison from Glenae, come of the

Manly Morrisons of auld langsyne, that never took short weapon against

a man in their lives. And neither needed they; they had their

broadswords, and I have this bit supple (showing a formidable

cudgel)--for dirking ower the board, I leave that to John Highlandman.

Ye needna snort, none of you Highlanders, and you in especial, Robin.

I'll keep the bit knife, if you are feared for the auld spae-wife's

tale, and give it back to you whenever you want it."

Robin was not particularly pleased with some part of Hugh Morrison's

speech; but he had learned in his travels more patience than belonged

to his Highland constitution originally, and he accepted the service

of the descendant of the Manly Morrisons, without finding fault with

the rather depreciating manner in which it was offered.

"If he had not had his morning in his head, and been but a

Dumfries-shire hog into the boot, he would have spoken more like a

gentleman. But you cannot have more of a sow but a grumph. It's a

shame my father's knife should ever slash a haggis for the like of

him."

Thus saying, (but saying it in Gaelic,) Robin drove on his cattle, and

waved farewell to all behind him. He was in the greater haste, because

he expected to join at Falkirk a comrade and brother in profession,

with whom he proposed to travel in company.

Robin Oig's chosen friend was a young Englishman, Harry Wakefield by

name, well known at every northern market, and in his way as much

famed and honoured as our Highland driver of bullocks. He was nearly

six feet high, gallantly formed to keep the rounds at Smithfield, or

maintain the ring at a wrestling-match; and although he might have

been overmatched, perhaps, among the regular professors of the Fancy,

yet as a chance customer, he was able to give a bellyful to any

amateur of the pugilistic art. Doncaster races saw him in his glory,

betting his guinea, and generally successfully; nor was there a main

fought in Yorkshire, the feeders being persons of celebrity, at which

he was not to be seen, if business permitted. But though a _sprack_

lad, and fond of pleasure and its haunts, Harry Wakefield was steady,

and not the cautious Robin Oig M'Combich himself was more attentive to

the main chance. His holidays were holidays indeed; but his days of

work were dedicated to steady and persevering labour. In countenance

and temper, Wakefield was the model of Old England's merry yeomen,

whose clothyard shafts, in so many hundred battles, asserted her

superiority over the nations, and whose good sabres, in our own time,

are her cheapest and most assured defence. His mirth was readily

excited; for, strong in limb and constitution, and fortunate in

circumstances, he was disposed to be pleased with every thing about

him; and such difficulties as he might occasionally encounter, were,

to a man of his energy, rather matter of amusement than serious

annoyance. With all the merits of a sanguine temper, our young English

drover was not without his defects. He was irascible, and sometimes to

the verge of being quarrelsome; and perhaps not the less inclined to

bring his disputes to a pugilistic decision, because he found few

antagonists able to stand up to him in the boxing-ring.

It is difficult to say how Henry Wakefield and Robin Oig first became

intimates; but it is certain a close acquaintance had taken place

betwixt them, although they had apparently few common topics of

conversation or of interest, so soon as their talk ceased to be of

bullocks. Robin Oig, indeed, spoke the English language rather

imperfectly upon any other topics but stots and kyloes, and Harry

Wakefield could never bring his broad Yorkshire tongue to utter a

single word of Gaelic. It was in vain Robin spent a whole morning,

during a walk over Minch-Moor, in attempting to teach his companion to

utter, with true precision, the shibboleth _Llhu_, which is the Gaelic

for a calf.

The pair of friends had traversed with their usual cordiality the

grassy wilds of Liddesdale, and crossed the opposite part of

Cumberland, emphatically called the Waste. In these solitary regions,

the cattle under the charge of our drovers subsisted themselves

cheaply, by picking their food as they went along the drove-road, or

sometimes by the tempting opportunity of a _start and owerloup_, or

invasion of the neighbouring pasture, where an occasion presented

itself. But now the scene changed before them; they were descending

towards a fertile and enclosed country, where no such liberties could

be taken with impunity, or without a previous arrangement and bargain

with the possessors of the ground. This was more especially the case,

as a great northern fair was upon the eve of taking place, where both

the Scotch and English drover expected to dispose of a part of their

cattle, which it was desirable to produce in the market, rested and in

good order. Fields were therefore difficult to be obtained, and only

upon high terms. This necessity occasioned a temporary separation

betwixt the two friends, who went to bargain, each as he could, for

the separate accommodation of his herd. Unhappily it chanced that both

of them, unknown to each other, thought of bargaining for the ground

they wanted on the property of a country gentleman of some fortune,

whose estate lay in the neighbourhood. The English drover applied to

the bailiff on the property, who was known to him. It chanced that the

Cumbrian Squire, who had entertained some suspicions of his manager's

honesty, was taking occasional measures to ascertain how far they were

well founded, and had desired that any inquiries about his enclosures,

with a view to occupy them for a temporary purpose, should be referred

to himself. As, however, Mr. Ireby had gone the day before upon a

journey of some miles distance to the northward, the bailiff chose

to consider the check upon his full powers as for the time removed,

and concluded that he should best consult his master's interest

and perhaps his own, in making an agreement with Harry Wakefield.

Meanwhile, ignorant of what his comrade was doing, Robin Oig, on his

side, chanced to be overtaken by a well-looked smart little man upon a

pony, most knowingly hogged and cropped, as was then the fashion, the

rider wearing tight leather breeches, and long-necked bright spurs.

This cavalier asked one or two pertinent questions about markets and

the price of stock. So Donald, seeing him a well-judging, civil

gentleman, took the freedom to ask him whether he could let him know

if there was any grass-land to be let in that neighbourhood, for the

temporary accommodation of his drove. He could not have put the

question to more willing ears. The gentleman of the buckskins was the

proprietor, with whose bailiff Harry Wakefield had dealt, or was in

the act of dealing.

"Thou art in good luck, my canny Scot," said Mr. Ireby, "to have

spoken to me, for I see thy cattle have done their day's work, and I

have at my disposal the only field within three miles that is to be

let in these parts."

"The drove can pe gang two, three, four miles very pratty weel

indeed--" said the cautious Highlander; "put what would his honour pe

axing for the peasts pe the head, if she was to tak the park for twa

or three days?"

"We wont differ, Sawney, if you let me have six stots for winterers,

in the way of reason."

"And which peasts wad your honour pe for having?"

"Why--let me see--the two black--the dun one--yon doddy--him with the

twisted horn--and brockit--How much by the head?"

"Ah," said Robin, "your honour is a shudge--a real shudge--I couldna

have set off the pest six peasts petter myself, me that ken them as if

they were my pairns, puir things."

"Well, how much per head, Sawney," continued Mr. Ireby.

"It was high markets at Doune and Falkirk," answered Robin.

And thus the conversation proceeded, until they had agreed on the

_prix juste_ for the bullocks, the Squire throwing in the temporary

accommodation of the enclosure for the cattle into the boot, and Robin

making, as he thought, a very good bargain, providing the grass was

but tolerable. The Squire walked his pony alongside of the drove,

partly to show him the way, and see him put into possession of the

field, and partly to learn the latest news of the northern markets.

They arrived at the field, and the pasture seemed excellent. But what

was their surprise when they saw the bailiff quietly inducting the

cattle of Harry Wakefield into the grassy Goshen which had just been

assigned to those of Robin Oig M'Combich by the proprietor himself.

Squire Ireby set spurs to his horse, dashed up to his servant, and

learning what had passed between the parties, briefly informed the

English drover that his bailiff had let the ground without his

authority, and that he might seek grass for his cattle wherever he

would, since he was to get none there. At the same time he rebuked his

servant severely for having transgressed his commands, and ordered him

instantly to assist in ejecting the hungry and weary cattle of Harry

Wakefield, which were just beginning to enjoy a meal of unusual

plenty, and to introduce those of his comrade, whom the English drover

now began to consider as a rival.

The feelings which arose in Wakefield's mind, would have induced him

to resist Mr. Ireby's decision; but every Englishman has a tolerably

accurate sense of law and justice, and John Fleecebumpkin, the

bailiff, having acknowledged that he had exceeded his commission,

Wakefield saw nothing else for it than to collect his hungry and

disappointed charge, and drive them on to seek quarters elsewhere.

Robin Oig saw what had happened with regret, and hastened to offer

to his English friend to share with him the disputed possession. But

Wakefield's pride was severely hurt, and he answered disdainfully,

"Take it all man--take it all--never make two bites of a cherry--thou

canst talk over the gentry, and blear a plain man's eye--Out upon you,

man--I would not kiss any man's dirty latchets for leave to bake in

his oven."

Robin Oig, sorry but not surprised at his comrade's displeasure,

hastened to entreat his friend to wait but an hour till he had gone

to the Squire's house to receive payment for the cattle he had sold,

and he would come back and help him to drive the cattle into some

convenient place of rest, and explain to him the whole mistake they

had both of them fallen into. But the Englishman continued indignant:

"Thou hast been selling, hast thou? Ay, ay--thou is a cunning lad for

kenning the hours of bargaining. Go to the devil with thyself, for I

will ne'er see thy fause loon's visage again--thou should be ashamed

to look me in the face."

"I am ashamed to look no man in the face," said Robin Oig, something

moved; "and, moreover, I will look you in the face this blessed day,

if you will bide at the Clachan down yonder."

"Mayhap you had as well keep away," said his comrade; and turning his

back on his former friend, he collected his unwilling associates,

assisted by the bailiff, who took some real and some affected interest

in seeing Wakefield accommodated.

After spending some time in negotiating with more than one of the

neighbouring farmers, who could not, or would not, afford the

accommodation desired, Henry Wakefield, at last, and in his necessity,

accomplished his point by means of the landlord of the alehouse at which

Robin Oig and he had agreed to pass the night, when they first separated

from each other. Mine host was content to let him turn his cattle on a

piece of barren moor, at a price little less than the bailiff had asked

for the disputed enclosure; and the wretchedness of the pasture, as well

as the price paid for it, were set down as exaggerations of the breach

of faith and friendship of his Scottish crony. This turn of Wakefield's

passions was encouraged by the bailiff (who had his own reasons for

being offended against poor Robin, as having been the unwitting cause of

his falling into disgrace with his master), as well as by the innkeper,

and two or three chance guests, who soothed the drover in his resentment

against his quondam associate,--some from the ancient grudge against the

Scots, which, when it exists any where, is to be found lurking in the

Border counties, and some from the general love of mischief, which

characterizes mankind in all ranks of life, to the honour of Adam's

children be it spoken. Good John Barleycorn also, who always heightens

and exaggerates the prevailing passions, be they angry or kindly, was

not wanting in his offices on this occasion; and confusion to false

friends and hard masters, was pledged in more than one tankard.

In the meanwhile, Mr. Ireby found some amusement in detaining the

northern drover at his ancient hall. He caused a cold round of beef

to be placed before the Scot in the butler's pantry, together with a

foaming tankard of home-brewed, and took pleasure in seeing the hearty

appetite with which these unwonted edibles were discussed by Robin Oig

M'Combich. The squire himself lighting his pipe, compounded between his

patrician dignity and his love of agricultural gossip, by walking up and

down while he conversed with his guest.

"I passed another drove," said the squire, with one of your countrymen

behind them, they were something less beasts than your drove--doddies

most of them; a big man was with them--none of your kilts though, but

a decent pair of breeches;--d'ye know who he may be?"

"Hout ay--that might, could, and would pe Hughie Morrison--I didna

think he could hae peen sae weel up. He has made a day on us; put his

Argyle-shires will have wearied shanks. How far was he pehind?"

"I think about six or seven miles," answered the squire, "for I passed

them at the Christenbury Cragg, and I overtook you at the Hollan Bush.

If his beasts be leg-weary, he will be may be selling bargains."

"Na, na, Hughie Morrison is no the man for pargains--ye maun come to

some Highland body like Robin Oig hersell for the like of these;--put

I maun be wishing you good night, and twenty of them, let alane ane,

and I maun down to the Clachan to see if the lad Henry Waakfelt is out

of his humdudgeons yet."

The party at the alehouse were still in full talk, and the treachery

of Robin Oig still the theme of conversation, when the supposed

culprit entered the apartment. His arrival, as usually happens in

such a case, put an instant stop to the discussion of which he had

furnished the subject, and he was received by the company assembled

with that chilling silence, which more than a thousand exclamations

tells an intruder that he is unwelcome. Surprised and offended, but

not appalled by the reception which he experienced, Robin entered with

an undaunted, and even a haughty air, attempted no greeting as he saw

he was received with none, and placed himself by the side of the fire,

a little apart from a table, at which Harry Wakefield, the bailiff,

and two or three other persons, were seated. The ample Cumbrian

kitchen would have afforded plenty of room even for a larger

separation.

Robin, thus seated, proceeded to light his pipe, and call for a pint

of twopenny.

"We have no twopenny ale," answered Ralph Heskett, the landlord; but

as thou find'st thy own tobacco, its like thou may'st find thine own

liquor too--it's the wont of thy country, I wot."

"Shame, goodman," said the landlady, a blithe, bustling housewife,

hastening herself to suply the guest with liquor--"Thou knowest well

enow what the strange man wants, and it's thy trade to be a civil man.

Thou shouldest know, that if the Scot likes a small pot, he pays a

sure penny."

Without taking any notice of this nuptial dialogue, the Highlander

took the flagon in his hand, and, addressing the company generally,

drank the interesting toast of "Good markets," to the party assembled.

"The better that the wind blew fewer dealers from the north," said one

of the farmers, and fewer Highland runts to eat up the English

meadows."

"Soul of my pody, put you are wrang there, my friend," answered Robin,

with composure, "it is your fat Englishmen that eat up our Scots

cattle, puir things."

"I wish there was a summat to eat up their drovers," said another;

"a plain Englishman canna make bread within a kenning of them."

"Or an honest servant keep his master's favour, but they will come

sliding in between him and the sunshine," said the bailiff.

"If these pe jokes," said Robin Oig, with the same composure, "there

is ower mony jokes upon one man."

"It is no joke, but downright earnest," said the bailiff. "Harkye,

Mr. Robin Ogg, or whatever is your name, it's right we should tell you

that we are all of one opinion, and that is, that you, Mr. Robin Ogg,

have behaved to our friend, Mr. Harry Wakefield here, like a raff and

a blackguard."

"Nae doubt, nae doubt," answered Robin with great composure; "and you

are a set of very feeling judges, for whose prains or pehaviour I wad

not gae a pinch of sneeshing. If Mr. Harry Waakfelt kens where he is

wranged, he kens where he may be righted."

"He speaks truth," said Wakefield, who had listened to what passed,

divided between the offence which he had taken at Robin's late

behaviour, and the revival of his habitual acts of friendship.

He now rose and went towards Robin, who got up from his seat as he

approached, and held out his hand.

"That's right, Harry--go it--serve him out!" resounded on all

sides--"tip him the nailer--show him the mill."

"Hold your peace, all of you, and be----," said Wakefield; and then

addressing his comrade, he took him by the extended hand, with

something alike of respect and defiance. "Robin," he said, "thou hast

used me ill enough this day; but if you mean, like a frank fellow, to

shake hands, and take a tussel for love on the sod, why I'll forgie

thee, man, and we shall be better friends than ever."

"And would it not pe petter to be cooed friends without more of the

matter?" said Robin; "we will be much petter friendships with our

panes hale than broken."

Harry Wakefield dropped the hand of his friend, or rather threw it

from him.

"I did not think I had been keeping company for three years with a

coward."

"Coward belongs to none of my name," said Robin, whose eyes began to

kindle, but keeping the command of his temper. "It was no coward's

legs or hands, Harry Waakfelt, that drew you out of the fords of

Fried, when you was drifting ower the place rock, and every eel in the

river expected his share of you."

"And that is true enough, too," said the Englishman, struck by the

appeal.

"Adzooks!" exclaimed the bailiff--"sure Harry Wakefield, the nattiest

lad at Whitson Tryste, Wooler Fair, Carlisle Sands, or Stagshaw Bank,

is not going to show white feather? Ah, this comes of living so long

with kilts and bonnets--men forget the use of their daddies."

"I may teach you, Master Fleecebumpkin, that I have not lost the use

of mine," said Wakefield, and then went on. "This will never do,

Robin. We must have a turn-up, or we shall be the talk of the country

side. I'll be d----d if I hurt thee--I'll put on the gloves gin thou

like. Come, stand forward like a man."

"To pe peaten like a dog," said Robin; "is there any reason in that?

If you think I have done you wrong, I'll go before your shudge, though

I neither know his law nor his language."

A general cry of "No, no--no law, no lawyer! a bellyful and be

friends," was echoed by the bystanders.

"But," continued Robin, "if I am to fight, I have no skill to fight

like a jackanapes, with hands and nails."

"How would you fight then?" said his antagonist; "though I am thinking

it would be hard to bring you to the scratch any how."

"I would fight with proadswords, and sink point on the first plood

drawn----- like a gentlemans."

A loud shout of laughter followed the proposal, which indeed had

rather escaped from poor Robin's swelling heart, than been the

dictates of his sober judgment.

"Gentleman, quotha!" was echoed on all sides, with a shout of

unextinguishable laughter; "a very pretty gentleman, God wot--Canst

get two swords for the gentleman to fight with, Ralph Heskett?"

"No, but I can send to the armoury at Carlisle, and lend them two

forks to be making shift with in the meantime."

"Tush, man," said another, "the bonny Scots come into the world with

the blue bonnet on their heads, and dirk and pistol at their belt."

"Best send post," said Mr. Fleecebumpkin, "to the squire of Corby

Castle to come and stand second to the _gentleman_."

In the midst of this torrent of general ridicule, the Highlander

instinctively griped beneath the folds of his plaid.

"But it's better not," he said in his own language. "A hundred curses

on the swine-eaters, who know neither decency nor civility!"

"Make room, the pack of you," he said, advancing to the door.

But his former friend interposed his sturdy bulk, and opposed his

leaving the house; and when Robin Oig attempted to make his way by

force, he hit him down on the floor, with as much ease as a boy bowls

down a nine-pin.

"A ring, a ring!" was now shouted, until the dark rafters, and the

hams that hung on them, trembled again, and the very platters on the

_bink_ clattered against each other. "Well done, Harry."--"Give it him

home, Harry."--"Take care of him now--he sees his own blood!"

Such were the exclamations, while the Highlander, starting from the

ground, all his coldness and caution lost in frantic rage, sprung at

his antagonist with the fury, the activity, and the vindictive purpose

of an incensed tiger-cat. But when could rage encounter science and

temper? Robin Oig again went down in the unequal contest; and as the

blow was necessarily a severe one, he lay motionless on the floor of

the kitchen. The landlady ran to offer some aid, but Mr. Fleecebumpkin

would not permit her to approach.

"Let him alone," he said, "he will come to within time, and come up to

the scratch again. He has not got half his broth yet."

"He has got all I mean to give him though," said his antagonist, whose

heart began to relent towards his old associate; "and I would rather by

half give the rest to yourself, Mr. Fleecebumpkin, for you pretend to

know a thing or two, and Robin had not art enough even to peel before

setting to, but fought with his plaid dangling about him.--Stand up,

Robin, my man! all friends now; and let me hear the man that will speak

a word against you, or your country, for your sake."

Robin Oig was still under the dominion of his passion, and eager to

renew the onset; but being withheld on the one side by the

peace-making Dame Heskett, and on the other, aware that Wakefield no

longer meant to renew the combat, his fury sunk into gloomy

sullenness.

"Come, come, never grudge so much at it, man," said the brave-spirited

Englishman, with the placability of his country; "shake hands, and we

will be better friends than ever."

"Friends!" exclaimed Robin Oig with strong emphasis--"friends!--Never.

Look to yourself, Harry Waakfelt."

"Then the curse of Cromwell on your proud Scots stomach, as the man

says in the play, and you may do your worst and be d----; for one man

can say nothing more to another after a tussel, than that he is sorry

for it."

On these terms the friends parted; Robin Oig drew out, in silence, a

piece of money, threw it on the table, and then left the alehouse. But

turning at the door, he shook his hand at Wakefield, pointing with his

fore-finger upwards, in a manner which might imply either a threat or

a caution. He then disappeared in the moonlight.

(_To be concluded in our next_.)

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