CHAPTER XIX. UNWARRANTABLE INTRUSION.

|Sir Henry Wilberforce sat sipping his morning coffee in his most

leisurely fashion by the table in his own private salon at the Hôtel de

l'Allemagne in Rome. 'Capital man, this fellow Churchill,' he said to

himself approvingly, as he saw Colin close the door noiselessly behind

him! 'By far the best person for the place I've ever had since that

fool Simpson went off so suddenly and got married, confound him. He's

so quiet and unobtrusive in all his movements, and he talks so well, and

has such a respectable accent and manner. Now Dobbs's accent was

quite enough to drive a man wild. I always wanted to throw a boot at

him--indeed I've done it more than once--he was so utterly unendurable.

This fellow, on the other hand, talks really just like a gentleman; in

fact, the only thing I've got to say against him, so far (there's always

something or other turning up in the long run), the only thing I've got

to say against him yet, is that he's positively a deuced sight _too_

gentlemanly and nice-looking and well-mannered altogether. A servant

oughtn't to be _too_ well-mannered. Why, that old Mrs. Cregoe, with the

obvious wig and the powdered face, who sits at the table d'hote nearly

opposite me, actually went up and spoke to him in the passage yesterday,

taking him for one of the visitors! Awkward, exceedingly awkward, when

people mistake your man for your nephew, as she did! But otherwise, the

fellow's really a capital servant. He--well, what the dickens do _you_

want now, I wonder?'

'A signorina below wishes to speak with you, excellency,' the Italian

servant put in, bowing.

'A signorina! What the deuce! Did she give her card, Agostino?'

'The signorina said you would not know her, signor. Shall I introduce

her? Ah! here she is.'

Sir Henry rose and made a slight stiff inclination, as who should say:

'Now what the devil can _you_ want with me, I wonder?' Gwen, nothing

abashed, laid down her card upon the table, which Sir Henry then and

there took up and looked at narrowly, putting on his eyeglass for the

purpose.

'What an ill-mannered surly old bear,' Gwen thought to herself; 'and

what an absurd thing that that delightful Mr. Churchill should have to

go as the old wretch's valet. I shall take care to put a stop to that

arrangement, anyhow.'

'Well,' Sir Henry said, glancing suspiciously from the card to Gwen 'May

I ask--ur--to what I owe the honour of this visit?'

'Oh, certainly,' Gwen answered with perfect composure (she was never

lacking in that repose that stamps the caste of Vere de Vere). 'But as

it's rather a long story to tell, perhaps you'll excuse my sitting down

while I tell it.' And Gwen half took a chair herself, but at the same

time half compelled Sir Henry to push it towards her also, with a sort

of grudging unmannerly politeness. Sir Henry, after standing himself for

a second or two longer, and then discovering that Gwen was waiting for

him to be seated before beginning to disclose her business, dropped in a

helpless querulous fashion into the small armchair opposite, and

prepared himself feebly for the tête-à-tête.

'The business I've come about,' Gwen went oft quietly, is a rather

peculiar one. The fact is my father and I travelled to Rome the other

day in the same railway carriage with your servant, whose name, he told

us, is Colin Churchill.'

Sir Henry nodded a non-committing acquiescence. 'The deuce!' he thought

to himself. 'Something or other turned up already against him.--I

hope, I'm sure, Miss--ur--let me see your card here once more--ur--Miss

Howard-Russell--I hope, I'm sure, he didn't in any way behave

impertinently, or make himself at all disagreeable to you. You see,

one's obliged to put one's servants into carriages with other people on

these continental lines, which of course is very unpleasant for--ur--for

those other people.'

'Not at all,' Gwen answered with a charming smile, which almost melted

even stony old Sir Henry. 'Not at all; quite the contrary, I assure

you. His society and conversation were really quite delightful. Indeed,

that's just what I've come about.'

Sir Henry wriggled uneasily in his chair, put up his eyeglass for

the third time, and stared at Gwen in puzzled wonderment. His valet's

society was really quite delightful! How extraordinary! Could this very

handsome and quite presentable young woman--with a double-barrelled

surname too--be after all nothing more than a lady's maid who had had a

flirtation with his new valet? But if so, and if she had come to propose

for Churchill, so to speak, what the deuce could she want to see _him_

for? He dropped his eyeglass once more in silent dubitation, and merely

muttered cautiously: 'Indeed!'

'Yes, very much so altogether,' Gwen went on boldly, in spite of Sir

Henry's freezing rigidity. 'The fact is, I wanted to speak to you about

him, because, you know, really and truly, he isn't a valet at all, and

he oughtn't to be one.'

Sir Henry started visibly. 'Not a valet!' he cried. 'Why, if it conies

to that, I've found him a very useful and capable person for the place.

But I don't quite understand you. Am I to gather that you mean he's an

impostor--a thief in disguise, or something of that sort? I picked him

up, certainly, under rather peculiar circumstances, just because he

could speak a little Italian.'

Gwen laughed a little joyous ringing laugh. 'Oh, no!' she said quickly,

'nothing of that sort, certainly. I meant quite the opposite. Mr.

Churchill's a sculptor, and a very accomplished well-read artist.'

Sir Henry rose from his chair nervously.

'You don't mean to say so!' he cried in surprise. 'You quite astonish

me. And yet, now you mention it, I've certainly noticed that the young

man had a very gentlemanly voice and accent. And then his manners--quite

unexceptionable. But what the deuce--excuse an old man's freedom of

language--what the deuce, my dear madam, does he mean by playing such

a scurvy trick upon me as this--passing himself off for an ordinary

valet?'

'That's just what I've come about, Sir Henry. He happened to mention

your name to my father and myself, and to allude to the nature of his

relations with you; and I was so much interested in the young man that

I looked your name up in the visitors' list in the “Italian Times,” and

came round to speak to you about him.'

Sir Henry raised his eyebrows slightly, but answered nothing.

'And he's not playing you any trick; that's the worst of it,' Gwen went

on boldly, taking no notice of Sir Henry's indifferent politeness. 'He's

poor, and he's a sculptor. He's been working for several years with a

small Italian artist in the Marylebone Road.'

'Ah! yes, yes; I remember. He said he'd been engaged as a marble-cutter

since he left his last situation. Why, bless my soul, his last situation

was with old Mr. Philip Howard-Russell, of Wootton Mandeville. Let me

see--your card--ah! quite so. He must have been some relation of yours,

I should imagine.'

'My uncle,' Gwen answered, glancing up at him defiantly. To her the

relationship was no introduction.

Sir Henry bowed again slightly. 'Excuse my stupidity,' he said, with

more politeness than he had hitherto shown. 'I ought of course to have

recognised your name at once. I knew your uncle. A most delightful man,

and a brother collector.--The selfish old pig,' he thought to himself

with an internal sneer; 'he was the most disagreeable bumptious

old fellow I ever met in the whole course of my experience. Why, he

pretended to doubt the genuineness of my Pinturicchio! But at least he

was a man of good family, and his niece, in spite of the interest she

evidently takes in my servant Churchill, is no doubt a person whom one

ought to treat civilly.' For Sir Henry was one of those ingenuous people

who don't think there is any necessity at all for treating civilly that

inconsiderable section of humanity which doesn't happen to be connected

with men of good family.

'Yes,' Gwen went on, 'Mr. Churchill, as we learnt quite incidentally,

was a long time since, when he was quite a boy, in my Uncle Philip's

employment. But he has risen by his own talent since then, and now he's

a sculptor: there's his card which he gave me, and he has described

himself there correctly, as you see. Now, he's poor, it seems, and as he

was very anxious to come to Rome, and could find no other way of coming,

he decided to come here as a valet. Wasn't that splendid of him! You can

see at once that such devotion to art shows what a very remarkable young

man he must really be--you're a lover of art yourself, and so you can

sympathise with him--to come away as a servant, so as to get to Rome and

see the works of Michael Angelo, and Raphael, and--and--and--all that

sort of thing, you know,' Gwen added feebly, breaking down in her

strenuous effort for a completion to her imagined trio.

Sir Henry hawed a moment. 'Well, 'he said slowly, 'I must confess I don't

exactly agree with you that it was such a very splendid thing of him

to palm himself off upon me as a servant in this abominable underhand

manner. You'll excuse me, my dear madam, but it seems to me--I may be

wrong, but it seems to me certainly--that a man's either a servant or

a sculptor: confound it all, he can't very well be both together. If he

comes to me and gets a place on the representation that he's a valet,

and then goes and represents to you that he's a sculptor, why, in that

case--in that case, I say, it's the very devil. You'll excuse my saying

it, but hang me if I can see what there is after all so very fine or

splendid about it.'

Gwen bit her lip. 'If you'd heard how beautifully he talked about art

in the train,' she said persuasively, 'and how much he knew about Millet

and Thorwaldsen and the old masters, and how at home he was in all the

great picture-galleries in England, you wouldn't be surprised that he

should wish, by hook or by crook, to come to Italy. Why, he can talk

quite charmingly and delightfully about--about--about Titian and

Perugino and Caravaggio, and I'm sure I don't know how many other great

painters and people.'

Sir Henry bent his head again in silent acquiescence. He remembered now

that mysterious remark of Colin's, on the day of their first meeting, as

to the rival Pinturicchio in the Knowle gallery. The woman was evidently

right: that fellow Churchill was a bit of an artist, and had been

quizzing his personal peculiarities for a whole fortnight, under cover

of acting as valet. Now it's all very well for an enthusiastic young

sculptor to go coming to Rome as a man-servant, in order to study

Michael Angelo and Thorwald-sen, so long as he comes as somebody else's

man-servant; but when he comes as one's own attendant, hang it all,

you know, that's quite another matter. 'Well,' Sir Henry said, looking

curiously at Gwen's embarrassed face, 'and what do you wish to ask me

about my man Churchill?'

Gwen flushed up angrily at the obvious insolence of his inquiry, but

she took no notice of it in words for the sake of her errand. 'I only

called,' she said quietly, 'though it's a little unusual for a lady to

do so' (Sir Henry inclined his head gravely once more, as who should

say I quite agree with you), 'because I felt so much interested in Mr.

Churchill. I think it isn't right to let him remain as a servant; he

ought to be allowed to continue his work as a sculptor without delay.

Sir Henry, you'll release him from his engagement, I'm sure, and let him

go on with his own proper studies.'

'Release him, my dear young lady,' Sir Henry answered sardonically.

'Release him! release him! By Jove, that's hardly the word I should

myself apply to it. I shall certainly send him packing, you may be sure,

at the earliest convenient opportunity, and he may consider himself

deuced lucky if I don't get him into serious trouble for engaging

himself to me under what comes perilously near being false pretences.

You must excuse my frankness, Miss Howard-Russell; but I'm an old man,

and I don't see why I should be left at a minute's notice here in Rome,

at the mercy of these confounded foreigners, without a valet. After what

you tell me, it's plain I can't have him here spying upon me all the

time in every action; but it's devilish uncomfortable, I can tell you,

to be left a thousand miles away from home without anybody on earth to

do anything for one.'

What could Gwen say? She felt instinctively in her own mind that Sir

Henry's complaint was perfectly natural and excusable. When a man

engages a man-servant, he means to engage a person of a certain

comparatively fixed and recognisable social status, and he certainly

doesn't want to have his habits and manners of life made an open secret

to a fellow-being of something like his own level of intelligence and

education; But, on the other hand, she could see, too, that this nice

distinction was never likely to occur to Colin's simple intelligence.

Little as she had seen of him, and little as he had told her of his

story, she quite understood that the old vicar's expageboy wouldn't

be able, in all probability, to feel the difference to Sir Henry

Wilberforce between having him for a valet and having any ordinary

gentleman's servant. However, happily, it didn't much matter what Sir

Henry thought about it: the important point was that that clever young

Mr. Churchill was to be released forthwith from his absurd engagement

and left free to follow his own natural artistic promptings. That was

all, of course, that Gwen, for her part, really cared about.

'Then you'll dismiss him, I suppose?' she asked again after an awkward

pause. 'You'll allow him to take to his proper work as a sculptor?'

'Why, really, my dear lady, I don't care twopence, so far as that goes,

what the dickens he chooses to take to as soon as he's left me; but I'm

certainly not going to keep an educated sculptor fellow spying about me

any longer and collecting notes to retail by-and-by to half Rome upon my

personal peculiarities. Oh dear no, certainly not. I shall pay him his

month's wages and compensation for board and lodging, and I shall send

him about his business this very minute.'

Gwen rose and bowed slightly in her most stately manner. 'If that's so,'

she said quietly, 'the object of my visit's more than attained already.

I won't keep you any longer. Good morning.'

Sir Henry rose in return and answered,

'Good morning,' with frigid courtesy.

Gwen moved towards the door, which Sir Henry was just about to open for

her, when Agostino flung it wide once more from outside, and announced

in a loud voice: 'Signor Churchill, Signor Vintrop.'

Gwen trembled a little. Mr. Churchill! Must she meet him, then, face to

face under these very awkward circumstances? It seemed so, for there was

no escape from it. She couldn't get away before they entered.

The two strangers thus announced walked into the salon together, and

in a moment Gwen saw that it wasn't Colin, but somebody else, somewhat

older, yet a little like him. At the very same moment Hiram Winthrop,

entering that unknown room in that unknown city, felt a sudden thrill

course fiercely through his inmost marrow, and looked up with a glance

of instantaneous recognition to the strange lady. How wonderful! how

magnificent! how unexpected! It was she; it was the glorious apparition

of the Thousand Islands; it was (he knew no other name for her), it was

Gwen of Chester!

Shy and retiring as he was by nature, Hiram so far forgot everything

else at that moment, except his joy at this unexpected meeting, that

he advanced quite naturally and held out his hand to Gwen, who took it

frankly, but with a curious smile of half-inquiring welcome.

'You don't remember me, Miss Gwen,' he said in a voice of some little

disappointment (he could only call her by her Christian name, which mode

of address sounds far less familiar to American ears than to us more

ceremonious English). 'My name is Winthrop, and I've had the pleasure

of meeting you before--once--have you forgotten?... at the Thousand

Islands.'

Gwen shook her head a little doubtfully. 'Well, to say the truth,' she

answered with a pleasant smile, 'I don't quite recollect you. We met so

many people, you see, while we were in America.'

'But I was painting a sketch of a little island near Alexandria Bay,'

Hiram went on eagerly, but somewhat crestfallen (how strange that he

should remember her every feature so well, while she! she had utterly

forgotten him). 'Don't you recollect? you were walking with your father

near the river, and you came across two of us sketching, under a little

cliff at Alexandria Bay, and you came down and looked at my picture.'

'Oh, yes,' Gwen cried, a sudden flash of recognition spreading over her

face. 'I remember all about it now. I remember your picture perfectly.'

(Hiram's eyes brightened immediately.) 'There was a single little island

in it, of course, with a solitary great dark pine towering above it,

against a liquid deep blue background of cloudless sky.' (Hiram nodded

in delight at her accurate description.) 'Oh yes, I remember the picture

perfectly, though I've quite forgotten you yourself.

But I recollect your friend so well; such a charming person, the most

delightful conversation--a Mr. Audouin, he said his name was. I remember

him more distinctly than almost anybody else we met during the whole of

our American visit.'

Poor Hiram! How little Gwen knew as she said those simple words she was

plunging a dagger into his very heart! He almost reeled beneath that

crushing, terrible disappointment. Here for all those long months he had

been treasuring up the picture of Gwen upon his mental vision, thinking

of her, looking at her, dreaming about her; he had come to Europe hoping

and trusting somewhere or other at last to find her; he had stumbled

up against her accidentally his very first day in Rome, and now that he

stood there actually face to face with her, the queen of his fancy, his

heart's ideal--why, she herself had positively forgotten all about him!

She remembered Audouin, that supplanter Audouin; but she had clean

forgotten poor solitary yearning Hiram! What else could he expect,

indeed? It was all perfectly natural. Who was he, that such a one as

Gwen should ever remember him? What presumption, what folly on his part

to expect he could have left the slightest image imprinted upon her

memory! And yet, somehow, in spite of sober reason, he couldn't help

feeling horribly and unutterably disappointed. His face fell with a

sudden collapse, but he managed feebly to mutter half aloud: 'Oh, yes, a

most delightful person, Mr. Audouin.'

Meanwhile, Sir Henry, fidgeting with the back of a chair in his hand,

stood waiting to hear what was the meaning of this singular irruption

of American barbarians. Who were they? Had they come by appointment?

Why did they recognise this real or pretended niece of that old idiot,

Howard-Russell? Was it all a plant to rob or intimidate him? Why

the deuce did they all stand there, shaking hands and exchanging

reminiscences in his own hired salon, and take no notice at all of

him, Sir Henry Wilberforce, the real proprietor and sole representative

authority of that sacred apartment? It was really all most

extraordinary, most irregular, most mysterious.

Sam broke the momentary silence by coming forward towards the old man,

and saying in his clear, half-American tone: 'I presume I'm addressing

Sir Henry Wilberforce?'

Sir Henry nodded. A Yankee, clearly. And yet he gave his name as

Churchill, and wanted no doubt to represent himself as the other

Churchill's brother!

'Well,' Sam went on (and Gwen could not help but wait and listen), 'I've

come to see you about my brother. I asked for him from the person in the

white choker----'

'Agostino,' Sir Henry murmured feebly.

'But he said, as far as I could make out his lingo, that my brother was

gone out. So I just thought the best thing, under the circumstances,

would be to come in and speak to you.' 'And may I ask,' Sir Henry

inquired, still fingering the back of the chair in a nervous manner,

'who your brother may be, and what the devil I have got to do with him?'

'Oh, his name's Churchill,' Sam answered, with some little confusion,

glancing over towards Gwen, who stood listening, half-amused and

half-embarrassed. 'Colin Churchill.

That's my card, you see, colonel-----'

Sir Henry took it and looked at it languidly. 'I see,' he said. 'You

are--ahem--my valet's brother.'

Sam flushed a little angrily. 'That's the very business I've come here

about,' he said, looking as though he would like to knock down the

feeble supercilious old Pantaloon who stood there quavering and

shivering before him. 'My brother being determined to come to Rome to be

a sculptor, and not having the means to come with of his own, you see,

colonel-----'

'My precise military rank, if any, must be a matter of absolute

indifference to you, sir,' Sir Henry interrupted coolly.

'Well, he didn't apply to his family for the means to do so, as he might

have done,' Sam went on, without noticing the interruption, 'but chose

to take a place, quite beneath his natural position, as _your_ valet,

Sir Henry Wilberforce. I happened to come to England at the time from

America, where I've been residing for some years, and learnt on inquiry

that he had taken this very foolish step; so I followed him at once to

Rome, to release him from such an unwise arrangement, if possible, and

to make things pleasant all round, as between the whole lot of us. I

ain't sorry that Colin's gone out, for it enables us to clear off the

whole thing right away, without telling him anything about it. What I

propose, Sir Henry Wilberforce,'--Sam repeated the full name each time a

little viciously, with some adopted republican aversion--'is just this:

I'll telegraph to London to the Couriers' Society to get you a suitable

person sent out here to replace him. If you like, I'll get you a

selection sent out on approval, and I'll pay their expenses; we

don't want to put you to any inconvenience, you understand, Sir Henry

Wilberforce. But what we stick at is only one point--my brother Colin

can't stop here with you another minute; that's certain. He's got to

leave right away, and go straight off to his own business.'

Sir Henry Wilberforce wrung his hands in helpless despair at this

inexplicable inroad of so many aggressive strangers. 'Upon my word,' he

said piteously, 'I wish to goodness I'd never seen or heard at all of

this extraordinary young man Churchill. Such a deuce of a hullabaloo and

corrobboree as they're kicking up about him, the whole three of them, I

never heard in all my confounded lifetime. Dash their geniuses! Who the

dickens wants a genius for a valet? I'll take precious good care, when

once I'm out of this deuced hobble, that I never engage a fellow who's

been first cousin to a marble-cutter as my servant in future. First this

young lady comes down upon me and lectures me in the name of high art,

what the devil do I mean by keeping this delightful young sculptor

pottering about as my own body-servant. And then this pair of Yankees

come down upon me, in the name of brotherly affection, and ask me what

the devil do I mean by keeping this eminently respectable brother of

theirs in a menial position that I never for a moment wanted him to get

into.--Why, what the devil do you mean yourself, sir, by invading my

premises in this unceremonious manner? Who the devil cares twopence

about you or your brother? If your brother's a sculptor, why the devil

doesn't he stick to his own profession? What the devil does he mean by

coming and passing himself off upon me as a servant? Will you have the

kindness, all of you, to leave my rooms at your earliest convenience,

and be dashed to you? And will you tell this interesting young sculptor,

if you see him, that he may pack up his traps and clear out as soon as

possible? That'll do, thank you. Good morning. Good morning.' And Sir

Henry stood with the door in his hand, waiting for the three to take

their departure.

That same evening, when Sir Henry came in from dinner much agitated, he

found an envelope lying on his table, which he took up and opened in a

surly fashion, saying to himself meanwhile: 'Some deuced impertinence

of that fellow Churchill, I'll be bound--the confounded rascal.' But

it contained only a couple of English bank-notes; a small memorandum of

Colin's railway expenses and other disbursements made by Sir Henry

on his account, as well as of the month's wages, due by a servant who

voluntarily leaves his master without full notice; and finally a

sheet of white note-paper, bearing the words, 'With Saml. Churchill's

compliments.'

Sir Henry crumpled up the paper and memorandum angrily, with hardly a

glance, and flung them into the empty grate; but he folded the notes

carefully, and put them into the inner compartment of his purse. Then

he sat down at his davenport and wrote out a telegram from Wilberforce,

Rome, to Dobbs, 74 Albert Terrace, Dalston, London. 'Come here at

once; expenses paid; wages raised five pounds; no boots thrown. Answer

immediately. W.'

'And if ever I have anything to do again with these confounded

marble-cutters and sculptors,' he soliloquised vehemently, 'why, my name

isn't Henry Wilberforce.'

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