THE TENTH MILESTONE

1886

Society life in the big cities of America in 1886 had become a strange

nightmare of extravagance and late hours. It was developing a queer race

of people. Temporarily, the Lenten season stopped the rustle and flash

of toilettes, chained the dancers, and put away the tempting chalice of

social excitement. When Lent came in the society of the big cities of

America was an exhausted multitude. It seemed to me as though two or

three winters of germans and cotillions would be enough to ruin the best

of health. The victims of these strange exhaustions were countless. No

man or woman could endure the wear and tear of social life in America

without sickness and depletion of health. The demands were at war with

the natural laws of the human race.

Even the hour set for the average assembling of a "society event" in

1886 was an outrage. Once it was eight o'clock at night, soon it was

adjourned to nine-thirty, and then to ten, and there were threats that

it would soon be eleven. A gentleman wrote me this way for advice about

his social burden:

"What shall I do? We have many friends, and I am invited out

perpetually. I am on a salary in a large business house in New York. I

am obliged to arise in the morning at seven o'clock, but I cannot get

home from those parties till one in the morning. The late supper and the

excitement leave me sleepless. I must either give up society or give up

business, which is my living. My wife is not willing that I should give

up society, because she is very popular. My health is breaking down.

What shall I do?"

It was not the idle class that wasted their nights at these parties; it

was the business men dragged into the fashions and foibles of the idle,

which made that strange and unique thing we call society in America.

I should have replied to that man that his wife was a fool. If she were

willing to sacrifice his health, and with it her support, for the

greeting and applause of these midnight functions, I pitied him. Let him

lose his health, his business, and his home, and no one would want to

invite him anywhere. All the diamond-backed terrapins at fifty dollars a

dozen which he might be invited to enjoy after that would do him no

harm. Society would drop him so suddenly that it would knock the breath

out of him. The recipe for a man in this predicament, a man tired of

life, and who desired to get out of it without the reputation of a

suicide, was very simple. He only had to take chicken salad regularly at

midnight, in large quantities, and to wash it down with bumpers of wine,

reaching his pillow about 2 a.m. If the third winter of this did not

bring his obituary, it would be because that man was proof against that

which had slain a host larger than any other that fell on any

battle-field of the ages. The Scandinavian warriors believed that in the

next world they would sit in the Hall of Odin, and drink wine from the

skulls of their enemies. But society, by its requirements of late hours

and conviviality, demanded that a man should drink out of his own skull,

having rendered it brainless first. I had great admiration for the

suavities and graces of life, but it is beyond any human capacity to

endure what society imposes upon many in America. Drinking other

people's health to the disadvantage of one's own health is a poor

courtesy at best. Our entertainments grew more and more extravagant,

more and more demoralising. I wondered if our society was not swinging

around to become akin to the worst days of Roman society. The princely

banquet-rooms of the Romans had revolving ceilings representing the

firmament; fictitious clouds rained perfumed essences upon the guests,

who were seated on gold benches, at tables made of ivory and

tortoise-shell. Each course of food, as it was brought into the banquet

room, was preceded by flutes and trumpets. There was no wise man or

woman to stand up from the elaborate banquet tables of American society

at this time and cry "Halt!" It might have been done in Washington, or

in New York, or in Brooklyn, but it was not.

The way American society was moving in 1886 was the way to death. The

great majority, the major key in the weird symphony of American life,

was not of society.

We had no masses really, although we borrowed the term from Europe and

used it busily to describe our working people, who were massive enough

as a body of men, but they were not the masses. Neither were they the

mob, which was a term some were fond of using in describing the

destruction of property on railroads in the spring of 1886. The

labouring men had nothing to do with these injuries. They were done by

the desperadoes who lurked in all big cities. I made a Western trip

during this strike, and I found the labouring men quiet, peaceful, but

idle. The depôts were filled with them, the streets were filled with

them, but they were in suspense, and it lasted twenty-five days. Then

followed the darkness and squalor--less bread, less comfort, less

civilisation of heart and mind. It was hard on the women and children.

Senator Manderson, the son of my old friend in Philadelphia, introduced

a bill into the United States Senate for the arbitration of strikes. It

proposed a national board of mediation between capital and labour.

Jay Gould was the most abused of men just then. He was denounced by both

contestants in this American conflict most uselessly. The knights of

Labour came in for an equal amount of abuse. We were excited and could

not reason. The men had just as much right to band together for mutual

benefit as Jay Gould had a right to get rich. It was believed by many

that Mr. Gould made his fortune out of the labouring classes. Mr. Gould

made it out of the capitalists. His regular diet was a capitalist per

diem, not a poor man--capitalist stewed, broiled, roasted, panned,

fricaseed, devilled, on the half shell. He was personally, as I knew

him, a man of such kindness that he would not hurt a fly, but he played

ten pins on Wall Street. A great many adventurers went there to play

with him, and if their ball rolled down the side of the financial alley

while he made a ten strike or two or three spares, the fellows who were

beaten howled. That was about all there really was in the denunciation

of Jay Gould.

I couldn't help thinking sometimes, when the United States seemed to

change its smile of prosperity to a sudden smile of anger or petulance,

that we were a spoiled nation, too much pampered by divine blessings.

If we had not been our own rulers, but had been ruled--what would

America have been then? We were like Ireland crying for liberty and

abusing liberty the more we got of it.

Mr. Gladstone's policy of Home Rule for Ireland, announced in April,

1886, proposed an Irish Parliament and the Viceroy. It should remain,

however, a part of England. I fully believed then that Ireland would

have Home Rule some day, and in another century I believed that Ireland

would stand to England as the United States stands to England, a

friendly and neighbouring power. I believed that Ireland would some day

write her own Declaration of Independence. Liberty, the fundamental

instinct of the most primitive living thing, would be the world's

everlasting conflict.

Our exclusion of the Chinese, which came up in the spring of 1886, when

an Ambassador from China was roughly handled in San Francisco, was a

disgrace to our own instincts of liberty. A great many people did not

want them because they did not like the way they dressed. They objected

to the Chinaman's queue. George Washington wore one, so did Benjamin

Franklin and John Hancock. The Chinese dress was not worse than some

American clothes I have seen. Some may remember the crinoline

monstrosities of '65, as I do--the coal-scuttle bonnets, the silver

knee-buckles! The headgear of the fair sex has never ceased to be a

mystery and a shock during all my lifetime. I remember being asked by a

lady-reporter in Brooklyn if I thought ladies should remove their hats

in the theatre, and I told her to tell them to keep them on, because in

obstructing the stage they were accomplishing something worth while. Any

fine afternoon the spring fashions of 1886, displayed in Madison Square

between two and four o'clock, were absurdities of costume that eclipsed

anything then worn by the Chinese.

The Joss House of the Chinese was entitled to as much respect in the

United States, under the constitution, as the Roman Catholic church, or

the Quaker Meeting house, or any other religious temple. A new path was

made for the Chinese into America via Mexico, when 600,000 were to be

imported for work on Mexican territory. In the discussion it aroused it

was urged that Mexico ought to be blocked because the Chinese would not

spend their money in America. In one year, in San Francisco, the Chinese

paid $2,400,000 in rent for residences and warehouses. Our higher

civilisation was already threatened with that style of man who spends

three times more money than he makes, and yet we did not want the

thrifty unassuming religious Chinaman to counteract our mania for

extravagance. This entire agitation emanated from corrupt politics. The

Republican and Democratic parties both wanted the electoral votes of

California in the forthcoming Presidential election, and, in order to

get that vote, it was necessary to oppose the Chinese. Whenever these

Asiatic men obtain equal suffrage in America the Republican party will

fondle them, and the Democrats will try to prove that they always had a

deep affection for them, and some of the political bosses will go around

with an opium pipe sticking out of their pockets and their hair coiled

into a suggestion of a queue.

The ship of state was in an awful mess. No sooner was the good man in

power than politics struggled to pull him down to make room for the

knaves. When Thomas Jefferson was inaugurated, the _Sentinel_ of Boston

wrote the obituary of the American nation. I quote it as a literary

scrap of the past:

"MONUMENTAL INSCRIPTION--expired yesterday, regretted by all good men,

THE FEDERAL ADMINISTRATION OF THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES, aged

12 years. This Monumental Inscription to the virtues and the services of

the deceased is raised by the Sentinel of Boston."

It might have been a recent editorial. Van Buren was always cartooned as

a fox or a rat. Horace Greeley told me once that he had not had a sound

sleep for fifteen years, and he was finally put to death by American

politics. The cartoons of Mr. Blaine and Mr. Cleveland during their

election battle, as compared to those of fifty years before, were

seraphic as the themes of Raphael. It was not necessary to go so far

back for precedent. The game had not changed. The building of our new

Raymond Street jail in Brooklyn, in 1886, was a game which the

politicians played, called "money, money, who has got the money?"

Suddenly there was an arraignment in the courts. Mr. Jaehne was

incarcerated in Sing Sing for bribery. Twenty-five New York aldermen

were accused. Nineteen of them were saloon keepers. There was a fearful

indifference to the illiteracy of our leaders in 1886. It threatened the

national intelligence of the future.

In the rhapsody of May, however, in the resurrection of the superlative

beauties of spring, we forgot our human deficiencies. In the first week

of lilacs, the Americanised flower of Persia, we aspired to the breadth

and height and the heaven of our gardens. The generous lilac, like a

great purple sea of loveliness, swept over us in the full tide of

spring. It was the forerunner of joy; joy of fish in the brooks, of

insects in the air, of cattle in the fields, of wings to the sky.

Sunshine, shaken from the sacred robes of God! Spring, the spiritual

essence of heaven and physical beauty come to earth in many forms--in

the rose, in the hawthorn white and scarlet, in the passion flower. In

this season of transition we hear the murmurings of heaven. There were

spring poets in 1886, as there had been in all ages.

Love and marriage came over the country like a divine opiate, inspired,

I believe, by that love story in the White House, which culminated on

June 2, 1886, in the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Cleveland. Never in my

knowledge were there so many weddings all over the United States as

during the week when this official wedding took place in the White

House. The representatives of the foreign Governments in Washington were

not invited to Mr. Cleveland's wedding. We all hoped that they would not

make such fools of themselves as to protest--but they did. They were

displeased at the President's omission to invite them. It was always a

wish of Mr. Cleveland's to separate the happiness of his private life

from that of his public career, so as to protect Mrs. Cleveland from the

glare to which he himself was exposed. His wedding was an intimate,

private matter to him, and if there is any time in a man's life when he

ought to do as he pleases it is when he gets married. It was a

remarkable wedding in some respects, remarkable for its love story, for

its distinguished character, its American privacy, its independent

spirit. The whole country was rapturously happy over it. The foreign

ministers who growled might have benefited by the example of Americanism

in the affair. Even the reporters, none of whom were invited, were happy

over it, and gave a more vivid account of the joyous scene than they

could have given had they been present.

The difference in the ages of the President and his beautiful bride was

widely discussed. Into the garland of bridal roses let no one ever twist

a sprig of night-shade. If 49 would marry 22, if summer is fascinated

with spring, whose business is it but their own? Both May and August are

old enough to take care of themselves, and their marriage is the most

noteworthy moment of their too short season of life. Some day her voice

is silenced, and the end of the world has come for him--the morning

dead, the night dead, the air dead, the world dead. For his sake, for

her sake, do not spoil their radiance with an impious regret. They will

endure the thorns of life when they are stronger in each other's love.

That June wedding at the White House was the nucleus of happiness, from

which grew a great wave of matrimony. The speed of God's will was

increasing in America. Most of the things managed by divine instinct are

characterised by speed--rapid currents, swift lightnings, swift coming

and going of lives. In the old-fashioned days a man got a notion that

there was sanctity in tardiness. It was a great mistake. In America we

had arrived at that state of mind when we wanted everything fast--first

and fast. Fast horses, fast boats, fast runners are all good things for

the human race.

The great yacht races of September 7, 1886, in which the "May Flower"

distanced the "Galatea" by two miles and a half, was a spanking race.

Our sporting blood was roused to fighting pitch, and we became more

active in every way of outdoor sports. Lawn tennis tournaments were

epidemic all over the country. There were good and bad effects from all

of them. Those romping sports developed a much finer physical condition

in our American women. Lawn tennis and croquet were hardening and

beautifying the race. From the English and German women we adopted

athletics for our own women. Our girls began to travel more frequently

in Europe. It looked as though many of the young ladies who prided

themselves upon their bewitching languors and fashionable dreaminess,

would be neglected by young men in favour of the more athletic types. It

had been decided, in the social channels of our life, that doll babies

were not of much use in the struggle, that women must have the capacity

and the strength to sweep out a room without fainting; that to make an

eatable loaf of bread was more important than the satin cheek or the

colour of hair that one strong fever could uproot. I was accused of

being ambitious that Americans should have a race of Amazons. I was not.

I did want them to have bodies to fit their great souls. What I did wish

to avoid, in this natural transition, was a misdirected use of its

advantages. There is dissipation in outdoor life, as well as indoors,

and this was to be deplored. I wanted everything American to come out

ahead.

In science we were still far behind. The Charleston earthquake in

September, 1886, proved this. Our philosophers were disgusted that the

ministers and churches down there devoted their time to praying and

moralising about the earthquake, when only natural phenomena were the

cause. Science had no information or comfort to give, however. The only

thing the scientist did was to predict a great tidal wave which would

come and destroy all that was left of the previous calamity. Science

lied again. The tidal wave did not come; the September rains stopped,

and Charleston began to rebuild. That is one of the wonderful things

about America; we are not only able to restore our damages, but we have

a mania for rebuilding. Our chief fault lies in the fact that we

rebuild for profit rather than for beauty of character or moral

strength.

There had been a time during my pastorate when Brooklyn promised to be

the greatest watering place in America. We were in a fair way of

becoming the summer capital of the United States. It was destroyed by

the loafers and the dissoluteness of Coney Island. In the autumn of

1886, Brooklyn was more indignant than I had ever seen it before, and I

knew it intimately for a quarter of a century. Our trade was damaged,

our residences were depreciated, because the gamblers and liquor dealers

were in power. Part of the summer people were too busy looking for a sea

serpent reported to be in the East River or up the Hudson to observe

that a Dragon of Evil was twining about the neck and waist and body of

the two great cities by the sea.

In contrast to all this political treachery in the North there developed

a peculiar symbol of political sincerity in Tennesee. Two brothers,

Robert and Alfred Taylor, were running for Governor of that State--one

on the Republican and the other on the Democratic ticket. At night they

occupied the same room together. On the same platform they uttered

sentiments directly opposite in meaning. And yet, Robert said to a crowd

about to hoot his brother Alfred, "When you insult my brother you insult

me." This was a symbol of political decency that we needed. One of the

great wants of the world, however, was a better example in "high life."

We were shocked by the moral downfall of Sir Charles Dilke in England,

by the dissolute conduct of an American official in Mexico, by the

dissipations of a Senator who attempted to address the United States

Senate in a state of intoxication.

Mr. Cleveland's frequent exercise of the President's right of veto was

a hopeful policy in national affairs. The habit of voting away thousands

of dollars of other people's money in Congress needed a check. The

popular means of accomplishing this out of the national treasury was in

bills introduced by Congressmen for public buildings. Each Congressman

wanted to favour the other. The President's veto was the only cure. This

prodigality of the National Legislature grew out of an enormous surplus

in the Treasury. It was too great a temptation to the law-makers.

$70,000,000 in a pile added to a reserve of $100,000,000 was an infamous

lure. I urged that this money should be turned back to the people to

whom it belonged. The Government had no more right to it than I had to

five dollars of overpay, and yet, by over-taxation, the Government had

done the same sort of thing. This money did not belong to the

Government, but to the people from whom they had taken it. From private

sources in Washington I learned that officials were overwhelmed with

demands for pensions from first-class loafers who had never been of any

service to their country before or since the war. They were too lazy or

cranky to work for themselves. Grover Cleveland vetoed them by the

hundred. We needed the veto power in America as much as the Roman

Government had required it in their tribunes. Poland had recognised it.

The Kings of Norway, Sweden, and the Netherlands had used it. With the

exception of two states in the Union, all the American Governors had the

privilege. Because a railroad company buys up a majority of the

legislature there is no reason why a Governor should sign the charter.

There was no reason why the President should make appointments upon

indiscriminate claims because the ante-room of the White House was

filled with applicants, as they were in Cleveland's first

administration. My sympathies were with the grand army men against these

pretenders.

What a waste of money it seemed to me there was in keeping up useless

American embassies abroad. They had been established when it took six

weeks to go to Liverpool and six months to China, so that it was

necessary to have representation at the foreign courts. As far back as

1866 it was only half an hour from Washington to London, to Berlin, to

Madrid. I have seen no crisis in any of these foreign cities which made

our ambassadors a necessity there. International business could be

managed by the State Department. The foreign embassy was merely a good

excuse to get rid of some competent rival for the Presidency. The cable

was enough Minister Plenipotentiary for the United States, and always

should be. I regarded it as humiliating to the constitution of the

United States that we should be complimenting foreign despotism in this

way.

The war rage of Europe was destined to make a market for our bread stuff

in 1886, but at the cost of further suffering and disaster. I have no

sentimentality about the conflicts of life, because the Bible is a

history of battles and hand to hand struggles, but war is no longer

needed in the world. War is a system of political greed where men are

hired at starvation wages to kill each other. Could there be anything

more savage? It is the inoffensive who are killed, while the principals

in the quarrel sit snugly at home on throne chairs.

A private letter, I think it was, written during the Crimean war by a

sailor to his wife, describing his sensations after having killed a man

for the first time, is a unique demonstration of the psychology of the

soldier's fate.

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