The Spolger Soother
The residence of Mr. Spolger, situate about a mile beyond the town,
was a large and particularly ugly building constructed on strictly
hygienic principles. The inventor of the "Soother" had lived in an
ancient mansion, badly drained and badly ventilated, which had been
erected many years before; but when his son entered in possession of
his inheritance, he had pulled down the old house, and built a
barrack-like structure in which beauty gave way entirely to utility.
Square, aggressively square, with walls of glaring white stone, it
stood in the midst of a large piece of ground perfectly denuded of
trees, as Mr. Spolger deemed trees damp and unhealthy, so the bare
space was gravelled and asphalted like a barrack-yard. Plenty of
staring plate-glass windows admitted light into the interior, which
was composed of lofty square rooms, lofty oblong corridors, all
smoothly whitewashed.
The floors of polished wood, innocent of carpets, were dangerous to
the unwary, and the furniture, all of solid oak, was made for strength
rather than loveliness. There were few pictures on the walls, as Mr.
Spolger thought that looking at works of art strained the optic nerve,
and there were no draperies on the windows in case any disease might
lurk in them. The bare inside looked out on to the bare barrack
ground, and the treeless barrack ground looked into the glaring
inside, so it was all very nice and healthy and abominably ugly.
In the midst of this fairy-like creation sat the proprietor thereof,
by a hot-air stove, wrapped in a woollen dressing-gown, and engaged in
measuring out his daily drops. A respectful manservant, wrinkled like
a snake, and black-clothed like a rook, stood beside Mr. Spolger with
a small printed form of directions, which he was reading for his
master's information, with regard to the effects of the drops. The
servant, Gimp by name, was moist about the eyes, a fact which
suggested drink, and he read the dull little pamphlet in a subdued
whisper which was pleasant to the ears of the valetudinarian.
"The effect of these drops," droned Gimp, with a weary sigh, for the
pamphlet was by no means exciting, "is to raise the spirits. Mrs.
Mopps, of Whitechapel, who suffered from rheumatics engendered by her
daily occupation of charing, was advised to try them by a humble
friend who had been cured by them of liver complaint. Mrs. Mopps did
so, and took four drops daily in a wine-glassful of gin. She is now
cured--"
"Ah!" said Spolger, with great satisfaction, "she is now cured."
"And doesn't suffer more than three days a week," finished Gimp, in a
depressed tone.
"Oh, she's not quite cured, then," observed his master, regretfully;
"it must have been the gin. Gin is so very bad."
"Very bad, sir," replied Gimp, like a parrot.
"It makes the eyes moist."
Mr. Gimp closed his own eyes tightly, aware that they betrayed him;
but his master was too busy with his own ailments to trouble about the
looks of any one else, and went on carefully with his measuring.
"Eight," he said, handing the bottle back to Gimp, "I think that will
do for a beginning. How many diseases does it cure, did you say?"
"Seven," said Gimp, drearily; "liver, rheumatism, headache, bed sores,
nerves, consumption, and delirious trimmings."
"Quite an all-round medicine. I've got a liver, and I often have a
headache. I had rheumatism the winter before last; my nerves, of
course, I always have. Bed sores? No, I've not had bed sores--yet."
"Not been in bed long enough, sir, I think," hinted Gimp,
respectfully.
"No, quite right; but I may come to it. Consumption? Well, you know,
Gimp, I'm not quite sure of my lung? What's the last?"
"Delirious trimmings, sir."
"I've not had that--I don't think I ever will have it; drink is death
to me. I hope these drops will do me good. Give me the water, please.
Ah, there that's right. Now!"
He drank off the mixture slowly, with the air of a connoisseur, and
gave the empty glass to the servant.
"Not much taste, Gimp. No; I've tasted nastier. Put the glass away,
please. Have you heard how Miss Marson is to-day?"
"Just the same, sir. Delirious."
"Ah! how terrible! I wonder if those drops would do her good?"
"I think not, sir," said Gimp, drifting towards the door; "it's 'er
'ead, ain't it, sir, not drink?"
"Yes, yes! You're quite right, Gimp. I must go over and see her again;
and the day's so damp. Oh, dear, dear! Close the door, please, there's
such a draught."
Gimp did as he was told, and retreated noiselessly from the room,
after which Mr. Spolger went over all his ailments in his own mind to
make sure that he had forgotten none of them, examined his tongue in
the mirror, felt his pulse carefully, and having thus ministered to
his own selfishness, gave a thought to the lady he was engaged to.
"Poor Florry!" he moaned thoughtfully, "how she must have loved that
man, and he wasn't healthy. I'm sure there was consumption in his
family. I wonder if she loves me as much. Ah, that faint was such a
shock to my nerves; so unexpected. I'd had pins and needles in the
left leg. That is the first sign of paralysis. Oh, I do hope I'm not
going to get paralysis."
This idea so alarmed him that he arose hastily to see if his limbs
would support him, and fell back in his chair with a subdued shriek as
the shrill tones of an electric bell rang through the room.
"The front-door bell," he said, peevishly. "Oh, my nerves! I must
really have the sound softened. I wonder who wants to see me. I won't
be seen. Who is it?"
This question was addressed to Mr. Gimp, who had entered the room in
his usual stealthy manner, and now handed his master two cards.
"Mr. Roger Axton and Mr. Octavius Fanks," read Spolger, slowly. "I
can't see them, Gimp, I really can't. The action of the drops demands
perfect quiet."
"The gentlemen have druv from town, sir."
"Well, they must just drive back again," said his master, crossly. "My
compliments, Gimp, and I'm too ill to see them."
Gimp obediently retreated, but shortly afterwards returned with a curt
message.
"Mr. Axton ses he must see you, sir."
"Oh, dear, dear!" moaned Spolger, irritably, "those healthy people
have no consideration for an invalid. Well, if I must, Gimp, I must.
But I see them under protest. Let them understand distinctly--under
protest."
Gimp once more disappeared, and on his reappearance ushered in Axton
and Fanks, whom Mr. Spolger received with peevish politeness.
"I'm sorry I kept you waiting, gentlemen," he said, waving his hand,
"but my health, you know. I'm a mere wreck. I don't want to be jarred
on. Pray be seated! Mr. Axton, you don't look well. Mr.--Mr.--"
"Fanks," said that gentleman, introducing himself, "Octavius Fanks,
detective."
"Oh, indeed," replied Spolger, starting, "a detective, eh! I think
I've seen your name in the papers lately."
"Yes," said Axton, bluntly, "in connection with the Jarlchester
affair."
"Oh, indeed," repeated their host once more; "suicide, I believe,
although Mr. Melstane did look consumptive. I incline to the latter.
Now which idea do you favour, Mr. Fanks--suicide or consumption?"
"Neither! It was a case of murder."
"Murder!"
Mr. Spolger jumped up in his chair as if he had been shot, and his
face turned a chalky white.
"Pooh pooh!" he said at length, with an attempt at jocularity,
"absurd, monstrous! The jury said suicide."
"I'm aware of that," responded Fanks, coolly, "but I don't agree with
the jury. Sebastian Melstane was murdered."
"By whom?"
"That's the mystery."
Spolger said nothing, but wriggled uneasily in his chair under the
somewhat embarrassing gaze of his visitors, and at length burst out
into feeble protests against their candour.
"Why do you speak to me like this? I don't know anything about
murders. They upset my nerves. I'm quite unstrung with all I've come
through. What with Miss Marson's illness, and Melstane's death, and
all kind of things, I'm quite uneasy in my mind."
"What about?" asked Fanks, sharply.
"I've mentioned what about," retorted Spolger, tartly. "I wish you
would go away."
"So we will when you've answered our questions."
"I won't answer any questions."
"Oh, yes, you will. It will be wiser for you to do so."
"I--I--don't understand," stammered Spolger, feebly.
"Then I'll explain," said Fanks, composedly. "Melstane died from
taking a morphia pill, which was placed in a box of tonic pills by
some unknown person."
"And what's that got to do with me?"
"Everything," said Axton, suddenly speaking. "Remember the story you
told at Mr. Marson's the other day. You had the box of tonic pills in
your possession for a time, and--"
"Oh," interrupted Spolger, very indignantly. "And I suppose you'll say
that I put the morphia pill into the box in order to kill Melstane!"
"That's the idea," said Fanks, coolly.
"A very ridiculous one."
"I don't see it. You did not like Melstane, because he was loved by
Miss Marson. You use morphia for your 'Soother,' so what was to
prevent your acting as you suggest?"
"Don't--don't!" cried Spolger, putting out his shaking hands with a
sudden movement of terror. "You'll argue the rope round my neck before
I can defend myself. I did not like Melstane, certainly, but I had not
the slightest idea of killing him. I'll swear it."
Fanks suddenly arose to his feet, and walked across the room to a
shelf whereon were displayed a number of drugs in glass bottles. The
invalid had risen to his feet, and was looking steadily at him, while
Axton, similarly fascinated by Fanks' actions, leaned forward to see
what he was doing.
The detective's hand hovered lightly over the array of bottles, then
suddenly swooped down with the swiftness of a hawk upon one which he
bore to the table. It was a large glass bottle half filled with a
white powder, and labelled "Morphia."
"There!" he said, as he placed it before Spolger, triumphantly.
"I know that bottle. But what has that to do with this murder?"
"Melstane died from morphia."
"It's no good going over the old ground," said Spolger, with a scowl.
"I can easily prove my innocence. Please touch that bell, Mr. Axton."
Roger did so, whereupon a shrill sound rang through the house, and Mr.
Spolger dropped back into his chair with an expression of acute
suffering on his face. Then Gimp made his appearance with such
marvellous rapidity that it was quite plain that he must have been
listening outside the door, but he walked into the room with the
utmost composure, and waited to be addressed.
"Gimp," said his master, sharply, "do you remember the day Mr.
Melstane called?"
"I do, sir."
"Do you remember what took place?"
"Certainly, sir."
"Then tell these gentlemen all about it."
Gimp at once addressed himself to Fanks, who stood by the table with
one hand on the jar of morphia and the other in his pocket, looking at
the servant to see if he was speaking the truth.
"Mr. Melstane called, sir," said the respectable Gimp, deliberately,
"a few weeks ago to see my master. He saw him, and I believe, sir,
they had words."
Spolger nodded his head to affirm that such was the case. "I was
called in, sir, to show Mr. Melstane out. I did so, and he swore
awful."
"And after you showed Mr. Melstane out?"
"I came back, sir, to this room, and found my master much
agitated--nerves, I think, sir."
"Yes; a bad attack!"
"My master pointed to a pill-box on the floor, and told me to run
after Mr. Melstane with it. I did so, but could not see him, so I took
the pill-box down to Mr. Melstane's lodgings that evening."
"The pill-box was in your possession the whole time?"
"Yes, sir! It was wrapped in white paper, and sealed with red wax,
sir. I didn't know it was a pill-box till master told me."
"And I knew it was, because Melstane held it out to me and asked me if
I made pills like that," said Spolger, savagely. "Well, Mr. Axton, I
hope you are satisfied."
"Perfectly," said Fanks, with great politeness; "but please tell me,
when did you use this morphia last?"
"Not for months," replied Spolger; "the pills are made at the factory,
and I never trouble about them. I don't know if you've noticed it,
sir, in your desire to make out a case against me, but that bottle is
tied with string across the stopper and sealed."
"Ah! that's the very thing I'm coming to. The seal is broken."
"Impossible!" cried Spolger, coming to the table to examine the
bottle; "I haven't used it for a long time, and sealed it when I last
used it! Gimp, how is this?"
"I'm sure I don't know, sir; the bottle ain't been touched to my
knowledge."
"Does any one else come into this room?"
"None of the servants," said Spolger, after a pause;
"Gimp looks after everything here."
"Oh! what about your visitors?"
"Well, now and then I see some one here--just like yourselves."
There was a faint hesitation in his tone, which Fanks was quick to
detect, and which prompted his next question: "Has Mr. Marson been in
here?"
"Often!"
"And Miss Varlins?"
"Oh, yes! both the ladies have been here; but they would not touch any
of my drugs. They know how particular I am."
Fanks said nothing, but remained for a time in meditative silence,
which Spolger broke by asking him if he would take some refreshment.
"No, thank you," he replied, quickly. "I'm much obliged to you, sir,
for your courtesy. Are you ready, Roger?"
"Oh, yes, I'm coming," said Axton, rising to his feet. "Have you heard
how Miss Marson is to-day, Spolger?"
"Just the same, I believe."
"Poor girl!"
"Yes, it's dreadful!" responded Spolger, with a groan; "of course the
marriage will have to be put off. I'm not sorry, because I'm so upset.
Fancy being taken for a murderer!"
"Oh! not as bad as that," said Fanks, good-naturedly; "I only thought
you might throw some light on the mysterious affair."
"Well, I can't," said Spolger, curtly.
"No; I see that. Good day, sir."
"Good day," replied their host, with a bow. "I hope you'll be
successful in your search for the real criminal."
Fanks made no reply, as he had his own idea regarding Mr. Spolger's
good wishes, but departed, followed by Axton; the last thing they
heard being the voice of the invalid complaining about the door being
left open.
When they were seated in their cab and once more on their way to
Ironfields, Fanks broke the silence first.
"Roger, it was a mare's nest after all."
"Yes; he knows nothing."
"I'm not so sure about that."
"Do you mean to say he is concealing something?"
"I don't know what to say," said Fanks, testily, "but I think some one
else is concealing something."
"Whom do you mean?"
"You'll be angry if I tell you."
"No, I won't. Who is it?"
"Judith Varlins!"
Extracts From A Detectives Note-Book
". . . It is as I thought . . . The packet was delivered to Judas
. . . We (Roger and myself) met Miss Varlins by chance and had a very
strange interview with her . . . She did not want me to look at the
letters . . . I got my own way at last, when the packet was delivered
by Judas . . . She looked at the letters, and I saw an expression of
great relief on her face . . .
"Query. Could she have written to Jarlchester to Melstane? . . . Were
there any letters there likely to implicate her in the crime? . . .
". . . If so, those letters, I think, have been stolen, and by Judas
. . . However, I can't tell for certain . . . I looked over those
letters and found nothing . . . Strange! Query, What does Miss Varlins
mean by this strange conduct? . . .
". . . Roger told me a queer story about Spolger concerning the
pill-box . . . We went up to see Spolger, but the whole affair turned
out to be a mare's nest . . . All my suspicions now point to Judith
Varlins . . .
". . . Spolger and Axton have both proved their innocence of the
crime.
". . . Query. What about Miss Varlins?. . ."