CHAPTER XVI.

EDUCATED HOGS AND THEIR TRAINING.

Hogs are not very intellectual animals, but, fortunately for the

trainer, what they lack in intelligence is made up in appetite, and by

appealing to their stomachs their education is accomplished. “Learned

pigs” and “educated hogs” are more common in England than in this

country, though, probably, like the opera, they will in time become an

acclimated institution. We had the pleasure of seeing the performance of

quite an excellent artist in the pork line, who was traveling through

the eastern states under the title of “Wicked Will,” as a side show to a

circus.

Will traveled in a cage very similar to those used in menageries, except

that it was smaller. This cage at the exhibitions was placed upon a

platform with the grated part facing toward the audience. It was rather

higher than was necessary to accommodate the hog, the upper part

containing a number of compartments about six inches in depth, in which

were kept corn, curry-combs, and other toilet articles. The exhibitor

lifts the lid which covers these receptacles, takes a few grains of corn

in his hand and drops them quietly on the carpet; then he opens a door

at one of the small ends of the cage and Will emerges, grunting and

sniffing around. The cage door is now shut, and while Will hunts for

kernels of corn that have been scattered around, the exhibitor gives a

little dose of natural history, hog characteristics, etc.

[Illustration: EDUCATED HOG.]

The performance commences by the exhibitor placing ten cards, on which

the numerals from one to naught are printed, in regular order across the

front of the platform. Then he asks Will a number of questions, such as

the number of days in a week, in a month, in a year—it is of no

consequence _what_, so long as the answers can be given in numbers. The

hog goes slowly from card to card, with his nose down, commencing at the

figure 1. When he comes to the right number he takes it in his mouth and

brings it to his master.

“Now,” says the exhibitor, “if any lady or gentleman will tell the hog

the year they were born in, he’ll tell them their age.”

Somebody in the crowd gives the date of his birth, and at his master’s

command Will selects the figures showing the man’s age. This is repeated

a number of times for different individuals, to the wonder of the crowd.

Then a watch is borrowed and the hog tells, in the same manner, the hour

and minutes.

A suit of thirteen cards are substituted for the numbers, and the hog

selects them as required to reply to various questions. After these have

served their turn they are replaced by a number of cards on each of

which is printed a single word in large type. Then the exhibitor

continues in something like this manner:

“Now, Will, I suppose you are very much obliged to these ladies and

gentlemen for their attendance this evening; [Will selects cards, on

which is printed Yes; and now, Will, I want you to tell these ladies and

gentlemen what day this is [hog dues so]; and what are you going to give

the ladies that come to see you? [Kiss.] Well, that’s very gallant! And

what reward do you want for amusing these people? [Corn.] And what

induces me to exhibit you? [Money.] So you think I am fond of money, do

you? [Yes.] And I wonder if there is anything else I’m fond of? [Rum.]

And what happens when I get a little too much of that article? [Drunk.]”

And so on with a multitude of other questions which would be tiresome to

repeat, but which it is quite amusing to see the hog answer. The card in

each case would be brought to the exhibitor, who in all cases where the

correct card was selected, dropped a few kernels of corn as a reward.

Occasionally a wrong one would be brought, in which case a sly kick, or

hit on the nose, was administered. Sometimes the hog seemed in doubt and

would pick up a card and replace it, taking another; once or twice he

stopped midway between two cards, turning his nose first toward one and

then toward the other, squealing dismally, a very picture of perplexity.

He had sense enough to know what he would get in case of a mistake. His

mistakes, however, were very few.

The whole performance really consists in the hog selecting the card

under the direction of his master. If the latter be watched narrowly, it

will be seen that he changes his position from time to time, as the hog

passes from one card to another. If the hog stops before he reaches the

proper card the trainer moves his foot in the direction in which the hog

should go; if he passes it the foot is moved in the other direction.

When no movement is made the hog knows he is before the right card and

picks it up. When the hog becomes confused and frightened this movement

of the foot is quite obvious to a close observer, for at such times the

hog does not so readily take the cue. This signaling is the secret of

the performance; but before the hog can understand these signals, or

will pick up the cards, a regular system of training must be pursued.

The pig—for the education begins when the animal is young—is first

taught to come to the trainer when called. This is readily done by

rewarding him when he obeys and thrashing him when he fails to do so. He

is then taught to pick up articles in pretty much the same manner as in

teaching dogs, and which we have already fully described. During the

lessons the pig is rewarded with corn for obeying, and he is also fed

immediately after his lesson, being kept a trifle hungry at other times.

At first an ear of corn may be used in teaching him to pick up articles.

He will naturally pick this up when placed on the ground. Instead of

letting him keep it, however, call him to you, and on taking it away

recompense him with some kernels of corn. He will soon learn that it

pays better to bring you the ear over and over again, and be rewarded

each time, than keep it himself. Then a cob without corn may be

substituted. By-and-by cobs may be arranged in a row some foot or two

apart, and the pig required to bring some one of them you have in mind.

This is the difficult part; the pig will be inclined to pick up

whichever comes handiest. This must be prevented by gently hitting his

snout, and ordering him to “go on.” Always start him at the left of the

line; you will be able thus to guide him better than when he goes

hap-hazard. Keep on his left side, moving your foot toward him to keep

him moving in the direction of the desired article. Avoid coming between

him and the article. When he comes to it make no movement. If he picks

it up, call him to you, take it from his mouth, reward him with corn,

apple, or some other dainty, and replace the article in the row. If,

however, he passes by it, change your position to his right side, and

move your foot to urge him back.

These movements of the foot, during tuition, are, of course, more

vigorous than those used at public exhibitions. At first they merely

threaten him and drive him in the required direction, but by-and-by he

learns to observe them and to understand and profit by them. It is

possible sometimes during the lessons to help the pig’s selection by

pointing out the card or article, but this is not desirable, as it is of

course unavailable in public, and the trainer must compel the animal to

do his duty so soon as he is out of the “rudiments,” with no more help

than can be used in public.

Pigs are very fond of having their backs scratched, and this will often

attach them to their instructor, make them more docile, and consequently

more easily instructed. They are not very apt pupils, and though they

_may_ be taught several tricks performed by dogs, it is very seldom

their education extends beyond what we have described. We have known an

exhibitor advertise a hog who would “go through the multiplication

table,” but this proved to be a catch; a hoop being covered with paper

on which the multiplication table was printed, the hog was made to jump

through it. The humor of the “sell” saved the exhibitor from the

indignation his deception might otherwise have aroused.

In Holland, quite a number of years ago, a hog ran a race against a fast

trotting horse. The training adopted to prepare the hog for this novel

contest was a good illustration of “educating through the stomach,” and

the performance sufficiently curious, we think, to warrant insertion

here. Somewhat condensed the story is substantially this:

A member of a sporting club at the Hague was bragging of the speed of a

certain horse possessed by him. Another member asserted that he had a

hog which he should not fear to match against him, and this proposal,

though at first laughed at as a jest, ended in a match of six English

miles, for one thousand guilders; fourteen days being allowed the owner

of Nero, the hog, for training; and the horse to carry two persons. The

course selected was the avenue leading from the Hague to the sea shore

at Scheveningen; the hour, eleven o’clock.

The first day’s training consisted in giving Nero nothing to eat. On the

second day, at eleven o’clock, his master appeared, and fastening a rope

securely to one of Nero’s hind trotters, drove him, with many a kick and

forcible persuasion all the way over the course of Scheveningen. Here

Nero received two herrings, which he ravenously devoured. It is said

that hogs—or at least Dutch hogs—prefer fish to any other food. On this

scanty meal Nero had to tramp home.

The third day the hog was ravenous, but had to bide his time till, at

eleven o’clock, his master presented himself for another trip to the

course. After a liberal and energetic application to the booted foot,

and a little loud and angry discussion between the two parties, they

arrived at their journey’s end, where Nero was regaled with three

herrings, being one extra, which he dispatched voraciously in double

quick time, looking for more, but in vain. He was then, with much

coaxing and kicking, persuaded to resume the return trip homeward, and

which was safely accomplished, although not without considerable

opposition, accompanied by vigorous squealing and determined grunting on

the part of Nero.

On the fourth day, when his master presented himself, Nero seemed to

understand somewhat the object of his calling; he walked off, not only

without compulsion, but with considerable alacrity, at a good round pace

to get to his journey’s end, where his master regaled him not alone with

his coveted dinner of three herrings, but, as a reward, yet another

herring extra. On the fifth day Nero was fully up to the game, and his

master experienced considerable difficulty to keep up with him. At

Scheveningen the usual allowance—now of four herrings—was placed at his

disposal, and disposed of by him in short meter.

On the days following, and up to the time of the race, his master had no

farther difficulty with Nero, but to keep up with him, Nero invariably

taking the lead, although on the return trips the same difficulties

always recurred. A vigorous application of boots was in such cases the

only convincing argument with Nero, who never could see the point nor

comprehend the necessity, of this back-track movement, and ever

obstreperously squealed or grunted his objections. On the ninth day Nero

had become perfectly trained, and having grown extremely thin upon his

scanty meals, he now ran like a race-horse, invariably distancing his

master, who followed with a fast trotting horse in harness. Both

exercise and spare diet were, however, strictly adhered to up to the day

preceding the one on which the race was to come off. On that, the

thirteenth day, as on the first day, poor Nero was again starved. At the

usual hour of eleven his master appeared, but Nero was doomed to

disappointment—no trot, no herrings on that day. With eager eye and

impatient grunt he signified his desire to be released from his pen;

but, alas, it was not to be.

On the fourteenth day both horse and hog appeared at the starting post,

eager for the race. It was a beautiful day, and the road was lined the

entire distance, on both sides, with anxious and delighted spectators

eager to see the sport. Punctually at eleven o’clock, at tap of drum off

they started, amidst the shouts and hurrahs of the multitude. The first

two miles were closely contested—it was emphatically a neck and neck

race; but Nero, light as feather, and having in his mind’s eye,

probably, his delectable meal, now fairly flew over the course,

gradually leaving the horse behind, keeping the lead the entire

distance. Amidst shouts and hurrahs, the waving of handkerchiefs, and

the wildest excitement, he reached the winning post, beating the horse

by half a mile, and winning the race triumphantly.

For this extraordinary performance, Nero was rewarded with a pailful of

herrings, which, having feasted upon to his heart’s content, he waddled

back to the Hague, in the care of his master, “the admired of all

admirers.” His master, pocketing the purse of one thousand guilders,

generously spent one hundred guilders for Nero’s portrait, which is now

preserved at the sportsman’s club at the Hague.

It is said that hogs may be taught to destroy thistles. The tuition

consists only in trampling them down, mashing the buds, and sprinkling

salt thereon. The hogs eat these at first on account of the salt, but in

so doing they acquire a relish for the thistles themselves, and this

taste once acquired the thistles are eagerly sought for and devoured. It

is claimed that one hog that has been taught in this way will teach all

others in the drove. Possibly seeing him eat they imagine they are

losing a treat and so eat too. If this statement proves true, the hint

may be useful to farmers.

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