CHAPTER VI.

BREAKING AND TRAINING MULES—PERFORMING AND “COMIC” MULES.

Mules appear fated to labor under an unfavorable and unenviable

reputation. Not only has that rather objectionable quality of

stubbornness been supposed to exist in their disposition to such an

undue degree as to give rise to the saying, “as stubborn as a mule,” but

this general reputation for intelligence is by no means first rate. That

the mule is by nature inclined to be rather stubborn is undoubtedly

true, but it is very questionable whether the wonderful displays of this

quality sometimes met with, are not actually as much due to the very

measures adopted to overcome the fault as to the natural disposition of

the animal. With proper treatment and a little judicious training the

objectionable features in a mule’s disposition might be easily remedied.

[Illustration: A LAZY CURE FOR LAZINESS.]

There is a clever invention attributed to a certain lazy Hindoo, for

overcoming the proverbial laziness of the mule. It appears that the man

was employed to oversee a mule working one of those primitive mills in

use to this day in India. The man seems to have been slightly inclined

toward laziness himself, and was anxious to contrive some plan which

would enable him to keep the mule in motion and monopolize all the

indolence himself. This he at last accomplished with the aid of a clever

device, shown in the accompanying illustration, which explains itself.

We give it as a curiosity in the “art of training animals,” without

vouching for its strict fidelity to the truth.

The following instructions are given by Mr. Riley, an experienced

authority, for breaking mules:

“In breaking the mule, most persons are apt to get out of patience with

him. I have got out of patience with him myself. But patience is the

great essential in breaking; and in the use of it you will find that you

get along much better. The mule is an unnatural animal, and hence more

timid of man than the horse; and yet he is tractable and capable of

being taught to understand what you want him to do. And when he

understands what you want, and has gained your confidence, you will, if

you treat him kindly, have little trouble in making him perform his

duty.

“In commencing to break the mule, take hold of him gently, talk to him

kindly. Don’t spring at him, as if he were a tiger you were in dread of.

Don’t yell at him; don’t jerk him; don’t strike him with a club, as is

often done; don’t get excited at his jumping and kicking. Approach and

handle him the same as you would an animal already broken, and through

kindness you will, in less than a week, have your mule more tractable,

better broken, and kinder than you would in a month, had you used the

whip. Mules, with very few exceptions, are born kickers. Breed them as

carefully as you will, the moment they are able to stand up, and you put

your hand on them, they will kick. It is, indeed, their natural means of

defense, and they resort to it through the force of instinct. In

commencing to break them, then, kicking is the first thing to guard

against and overcome. The young mule kicks because he is afraid of a

man. He has seen those entrusted with their care beat and abuse the

older ones, and he very naturally fears the same treatment as soon as a

man approaches him. Most persons entrusted with the care of these young

and green mules have not had experience enough with them to know that

this defect of kicking is soonest remedied by kind treatment. Careful

study of the animal’s nature, and long experience with the animal have

taught me that, in breaking the mule, whipping and harsh treatment

almost invariably make him a worse kicker. They certainly make him more

timid and afraid of you. And just as long as you fight a mule and keep

him afraid of you, just so long will you be in danger of his kicking

you. You must convince him through kindness that you are not going to

hurt or punish him. And the sooner you do this, the sooner you are out

of danger from his feet.”

PERFORMING MULES.

[Illustration: A “COMIC” MULE.]

Chief among circus attractions, especially in the eyes of the boys, are

the trick or “comic” mules. A couple of these animals are attached to

nearly every troupe, and quite a variety of tricks are performed by

them. The performance usually the most eagerly looked forward to, is

that reserved for the final part of the exhibition. The regular

performances being concluded, one of the mules is retained in the ring

and the ring-master invites some boy present among the audience to come

forward and take a ride—if he can. There are generally plenty of eager

respondents to this invitation, one of whom is permitted to enter the

ring. The ring-master leads the mule up to the boy as though to assist

him in mounting. If the boy is “green” he will probably be somewhat

astonished, as soon as the mule is brought near him, at having the pit

of his stomach made a target for the reception of the said mule’s heels.

If he has already seen a similar performance he will have anticipated

this little episode, which can always be calculated upon without fear of

disappointment. After many struggles the boy perhaps succeeds in

mounting the mule and then an amusing contest ensues between them—the

boy’s efforts being directed to maintain his hold, and the mule’s to

dislodge him. Running at full speed, the animal tries to throw his rider

by stopping suddenly, and if successful in this attempt, the boy is

either thrown head first among his companions, or, if he lands in the

ring, is chased out by the mule.

It is rarely that any one succeeds in maintaining his hold for more than

a few minutes, unless he is a capital rider, in which case he may be

able to master the animal; should this result be at all likely, the

ring-master will, on some pretext, interfere and select some less expert

rider from the audience. Finally an attaché of the circus, disguised as

a countryman, volunteers to ride the mule, and after considerable

caricature riding, and ridiculous posturing, he concludes the

performance.

Sometimes to enhance the interest in the affair a reward of five dollars

is offered to any one who will ride the mule three times around the

ring. This was usually done by Dan ——, a prominent circus manager. We

were present on one occasion when a big burly “rough” entered the ring

at Dan’s general invitation, to compete for the prize. The mule was

particularly spunky but he was finally forced to succumb, and

notwithstanding all Dan’s attempts to balk the rider, the mule was

ridden the requisite number of times around the ring. Lest any of our

readers should be led to cherish the delusion that _they_ might thus

earn a reward for displaying their mule breaking abilities, we may

mention that, in this case at least, the rider did _not_ receive the

money. The showman assured him that the offer was only in fun and

declined to hand over the amount. The rough thereupon “pitched in” and

administered a thrashing to the showman before he could be prevented. A

general fight was only averted by the exertions of the police. We

believe Dan, while he remained in that locality, did not repeat his

offer.

Very little special instruction is required for “comic mules.” The

kicking part of the performance may be taught according to the

instructions given for teaching horses the same act. The mule is allowed

with strangers to give full vent to all the natural viciousness of his

nature, and is encouraged therein. Toward his trainer, and those

connected with the establishment, such conduct is not allowed. He soon

learns from experience that the worst conduct toward boys in the ring is

meritorious, and being annoyed by their persistent efforts to ride him,

he resorts to every possible device, without requiring any instruction,

to get rid of his tormentors.

Another humorous scene sometimes enacted by the mules is a prize fight,

the principals being rigged up in costume and furnished with boxing

gloves, while two small donkeys are made to seat themselves and hold

sponges, as though personating the seconds. Sometimes this latter

character is assumed by the clown and ring-master, though it makes

little difference. The actions of the mules have a very slight

resemblance to a combat and the costumes make them look funny and

satisfy the audience. The training required is merely to make them stand

erect.

[Illustration: AN ASININE PRIZE FIGHT.]

Mules, though possessing less intelligence than horses, may be taught

many of the tricks which the latter perform, and the same instructions

will suffice for training them.

The sure-footedness of mules has enabled trainers to teach them, in

several cases, a very effective and showy trick—that of walking over a

number of empty bottles placed upright on a floor or platform. This feat

is always highly successful wherever performed, and it is really an

excellent one. The bottles used are large, stout porter bottles, which

will readily sustain a great weight if placed directly on top. To teach

the trick the bottles are at first secured in a platform composed of a

double thickness of planks, in the upper one of which holes are cut. In

these holes the bottles are placed; the bottoms resting on the lower

layer of planks, while the upper one holds them securely in place.

Before teaching this trick the animal is usually taught the ordinary

pedestal trick, as explained in a preceding chapter, as a preparatory

lesson. He will then more readily acquire the bottle feat. He is first

made to place one fore foot on top of a bottle’s neck, then the other

fore foot on another. Then the first foot is tapped with the whip to

make him raise it and advance it to the succeeding bottle; as he does

this his hind foot is struck gently to force him to place it on the

vacated bottle. Six or eight bottles are sufficient to commence with,

additions being made as the animal becomes proficient. When the trick is

learned it is unnecessary to secure the bottles in any way; if the mule

places his foot squarely on the top, as he should be made to do, there

is no danger of either breaking or upsetting them.

[Illustration: THE PORTER BOTTLE FEAT.]

There is a trick related of a couple of English costermongers, or

perambulating vegetable dealers, which is amusing if not of practical

value. These two worthies were in the habit of passing their donkey

through a Devonshire toll gate, on their return trip, free of charge, by

making him walk through on his hind legs, arm in arm with them, and

taking advantage of the twilight to represent him as a friend slightly

under the influence of liquor!

At the south, where mules are almost universally used for many purposes

for which horses are used at the north, the negroes are in the habit of

directing their movements in many cases entirely by the voice. The

animals of that section being as a rule more gently treated, are of a

better disposition than their northern brethren. The course of training

practiced by their stable masters is by no means systematic, but the

animals manage by some means to learn to understand and obey the far

from lucid commands. We have often been surprised to see how readily the

mules would detect the meaning of what, to our ears, was entirely

unintelligible. Probably practice had taught them what was required just

as the mules which convey travelers through the wild mountain passes of

Spain are reported to stop immediately upon hearing the hail of any of

the banditti who infest those regions—habitual experience of the customs

of those gentry having taught them to come to a stand still.

There is an amusing, though, possibly, not strictly authentic, story

told in connection with the performance of the pantomime of Humpty

Dumpty, some years ago, in this city. In this spectacle a small mule was

made to appear quite comically by the dexterity of his heels. During the

season the regular animal fell ill, and an amateur was substituted. When

one of the characters touched the new mule to make him kick, he began in

admirable style. He kicked off the fellow and kicked him twice before he

touched the boards. Then he ran toward several of the other dramatis

personæ, and kicked them. Every movable object on the stage, animate or

inanimate, he kicked off. Next he began on the scenery. He kicked down a

whole forest, three good sized cottages, a picturesque cascade, a

granite prison, a robber’s cave, a royal palace, the Rialto and Vesuvius

in eruption, and was about to attack the grand transformation scene from

Midsummer Night’s Dream, when a rope was thrown around his neck, and he

was dragged off by the whole strength of the company, assisted by all

the able bodied supernumeraries. The audience, many of whom supposed the

obstreperous mule part of the performance, were delighted at his energy,

and demanded with deafening plaudits, a repetition of the scene. The

uproar was so great that the manager came out and said that an

intermission of fifteen minutes would be given to enable some of the

actors to recover the breath that the active mule had kicked out of

them, and pledged his honor that the brute should never make another

appearance on the Olympic stage. At this the audience roared louder than

ever, and for nearly half an hour the performance was suspended by the

universal guffaw. Every night afterward while the piece ran, the kicking

mule was called for, and the manager of the theater it is said, in

consequence, had to insert an advertisement in the daily papers, stating

that the animal was mysteriously knocked in the head the same night of

his highly successful débût.

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