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THE BOOK OF THE LADIES

[Illustration: MESSIRE PIERRE DE BOURDEILLE

SEIGNEUR DE BRANTOME.]

_The Reign and Amours of the

Bourbon Régime_

A Brilliant Description of

the Courts of Louis XVI,

Amours, Debauchery, Intrigues,

and State Secrets, including

Suppressed and Confiscated MSS.

[Illustration]

The Book of the

Illustrious Dames

BY

PIERRE DE BOURDEÏLLE, ABBÉ DE BRANTÔME

WITH INTRODUCTORY ESSAY BY

C.-A. SAINTE-BEUVE

_Unexpurgated Rendition into English_

PRIVATELY PRINTED FOR MEMBERS OF THE

VERSAILLES HISTORICAL SOCIETY

NEW YORK

Copyright, 1899.

BY H. P. & CO.

_All Rights Reserved._

Édition de Luxe

_This edition is limited to two

hundred copies, of which this

is Number_ ........ .....

CONTENTS.

PAGE

INTRODUCTION 1

DISCOURSE I. ANNE DE BRETAGNE, Queen of France 25

_Sainte-Beuve’s remarks upon her_ 40

DISCOURSE II. CATHERINE DE’ MEDICI, Queen, and mother of

our last kings 44

_Sainte-Beuve’s remarks upon her_ 85

DISCOURSE III. MARIE STUART, Queen of Scotland, formerly

Queen of our France 89

_Sainte-Beuve’s essay on her_ 121

DISCOURSE IV. ÉLISABETH OF FRANCE, Queen of Spain 138

DISCOURSE V. MARGUERITE, Queen of France and of Navarre,

sole daughter now remaining of the Noble House of France 152

_Sainte-Beuve’s essay on her_ 193

DISCOURSE VI. MESDAMES, the Daughters of the Noble House

of France:

Madame Yoland 214

Madame Jeanne 215

Madame Anne 216

Madame Claude 219

Madame Renée 220

Mesdames Charlotte, Louise, Magdelaine, Marguerite 223

Mesdames Élisabeth, Claude, and Marguerite 229

Madame Diane 231

MARGUERITE DE VALOIS, Queen of Navarre 234

_Sainte-Beuve’s essay on the latter_ 243

DISCOURSE VII. OF VARIOUS ILLUSTRIOUS LADIES:

Isabelle d’Autriche, wife of Charles IX 262

Jeanne d’Autriche, wife of the Infante of Portugal 270

Marie d’Autriche, wife of the King of Hungary 273

Louise de Lorraine, wife of Henri III 280

Marguerite de Lorraine, wife of the Duc de Joyeuse 282

Christine of Denmark, wife of the Duc de Lorraine 283

Marie d’Autriche, wife of the Emperor Maximilian II 291

Blanche de Montferrat, Duchesse de Savoie 293

Catherine de Clèves, wife of Henri I. de Lorraine, Duc de Guise 297

Madame de Bourdeille 297

APPENDIX 299

INDEX 305

LIST OF PHOTOGRAVURE ILLUSTRATIONS.

PIERRE DE BOURDEILLE, ABBÉ AND SEIGNEUR DE BRANTÔME _Frontispiece_

From an old engraving by I. Von Schley.

PAGE

FRANÇOIS DE LORRAINE, DUC DE GUISE 8

By François Clouet; in the Louvre.

DISCOURSE

I. TOMB OF LOUIS XII. AND ANNE DE BRETAGNE 34

By Jean Juste, in the Cathedral of Saint-Denis. The king and

queen are carved as skeletons within the twelve columns;

above they kneel at their prie-dieus, and the tradition is

that the portraits are faithful. The cardinal virtues, Justice,

Prudence, Temperance, and Fortitude, sit at the corners of

the monument: the twelve apostles between the pillars; and

round the base, between the virtues, are exquisite representations

(not visible in the reproduction) of the king’s campaigns in Italy.

II. CATHERINE DE’ MEDICI, QUEEN OF FRANCE 44

School of the sixteenth century; in the Louvre.

II. HENRI II., KING OF FRANCE 52

By François Clouet; in the Louvre.

II. BALL AT THE COURT OF HENRI III., WITH PORTRAITS 81

Attributed to François Clouet; in the Louvre. See description

in note to Discourse VII.

III. MARIE STUART, QUEEN OF FRANCE AND SCOTLAND 90

Painter unknown; in the Uffizi Gallery, Florence.

III. THE SAME 120

School of the sixteenth century; Versailles.

V. HENRI IV., KING OF FRANCE 166

By Franz Pourbus (le jeune); in the Louvre.

V. ÉLISABETH DE FRANCE, QUEEN OF SPAIN 185

By Rubens; in the Louvre.

V. CORONATION OF MARIE DE’ MEDICI, WITH PORTRAITS 211

By Rubens (Peter Paul); in the Louvre. See description in

note to the Discourse.

VI. FRANÇOIS I., KING OF FRANCE 224

By Jean Clouet; in the Louvre.

VI. DIANE DE FRANCE, DUCHESSE D’ANGOULÊME 232

School of the sixteenth century; in the Louvre.

VII. ISABELLE D’AUTRICHE, WIFE OF CHARLES IX. 262

By François Clouet; in the Louvre.

VII. CHARLES IX., KING OF FRANCE 271

By François Clouet; in the Louvre.

VII. LOUISE DE LORRAINE, WIFE OF HENRI III 280

School of the sixteenth century; in the Louvre.

VII. HENRI III., KING OF FRANCE 286

School of the sixteenth century; in the Louvre.

INTRODUCTION.[1]

The title, “Vie des Dames Illustres,” given habitually to one volume of

Brantôme’s Works, is not that which was chosen by its author. It was

given by his first editor fifty years after his death; Brantôme himself

having called his work “The Book of the Ladies.”

One of his earliest commentators, Castelnaud, almost a cotemporary, says

of him in his Memoirs:--

“Pierre de Bourdeille, Abbé de Brantôme, author of volumes of which I

have availed myself in various parts of this history, used his quality

as one of those warrior abbés who were called _Abbates Milites_ under

the second race of our kings; never ceasing for all that to follow arms

and the Court, where his services won him the Collar of the Order and

the dignity of gentleman of the Bedchamber to the King.

“He frequented, with unusual esteem for his courage and intelligence,

the principal Courts of Europe, such as Spain, Portugal (where the king

honoured him with his Order), Scotland, and those of the Princes of

Italy. He went to Malta, seeking an occasion to distinguish himself, and

after that lost none in our wars of France. But, although he managed

perfectly all the great captains of his time and belonged to them by

alliance of friendship, fortune was ever contrary to him; so that he

never obtained a position worthy, not of his merits only, but of a name

so illustrious as his.

“It was this that made him of a rather bad humour in his retreat at

Brantôme, where he set himself to compose his books in different frames

of mind, according as the persons who recurred to his memory stirred his

bile or touched his heart. It is to be wished that he had written a

discourse on himself alone, like other seigneurs of his time. He would

then have shown us much, if nothing were omitted in it; but perhaps he

abstained from doing this in order not to declare his inclinations for

the House of Lorraine at the very moment of the ruin of all its schemes;

for he was greatly attached to that house, and it appears in various

places that he had more respect than affection for the House of Bourbon.

It was this that made him take part against the Salic law, in behalf of

Queen Marguerite, whom he esteemed infinitely, and whom he saw, with

regret, deprived of the Crown of France.

“In many other matters he gives out sentiments which have more of the

courtier than the abbé; indeed to be a courtier was his principal

profession, as it still is with the greater part of the abbés of the

present day; and in view of this quality we must pardon various little

liberties which would be less pardonable in a sworn historian.

“I do not speak of the volume of the ‘Dames Galantes’ in order not to

condemn the memory of a nobleman whose other Works have rendered him

worthy of so much esteem; I attribute the crime of that book to the

dissolute habits of the Court of his time, about which more terrible

tales could be told than those he relates.

“There is something to complain of in the method with which he writes;

but perhaps the name of ‘Notes’ may cover this defect. However that may

be, we can gather from him much and very important knowledge on our

History; and France is so indebted to him for this labour that I do not

hesitate to say that the services of his sword must yield in value to

those of his pen. He had much wit and was well read in Letters. In youth

he was very pleasing; but I have heard those who knew him intimately say

that the griefs of his old age lay heavier upon him than his arms, and

were more displeasing than the toils and fatigues of war by sea or land.

He regretted his past days, the loss of friends, and he saw nothing that

could equal the Court of the Valois, in which he was born and bred....”

“The family of Bourdeille is not only illustrious in temporal

prosperities, but it is remarkable throughout antiquity for the valour

of its ancestors. King Charlemagne held it in great esteem, which he

showed by choosing, when the splendid abbey of Brantôme was founded in

Périgord, that the Seigneur de Bourdeille should be associated in that

pious work and be, with him, the founder of the Monastery. He therefore

made him its patron, and obliged his posterity to defend it against all

who might molest the monks and hinder them in the enjoyment of their

property.

“If we may rely on ancient deeds [_pancartes_] still in possession of

this family, we must accord it a first rank among those which claim to

be descended from kings, inasmuch as they carry back its origin to

Marcomir, King of France, and Tiloa Bourdelia, daughter of a king of

England.

“The same old deeds relate that Nicanor, son of this Marcomir, being

appealed to by the people of Aquitaine to assist them in throwing off

the Roman yoke, and having come with an army very near to Bordeaux, was

compelled to withdraw by the violence of the Romans, who were stronger

than he, and also by a tempest that arose in the sea. Nicanor cast

anchor at an island, uninhabited on account of the wild beasts that

peopled it, and especially certain griffins, animals with four feet, and

heads and wings like eagles.

“He had no sooner set foot on land with his men than he was forced to

fight these monsters, and after battling with them a long time, not

without loss of soldiers, he succeeded in vanquishing them. With his own

hand he killed the largest and fiercest of them all, and cut off his

paws. This victory greatly rejoiced all the neighbouring countries,

which had suffered much damage from these beasts.

“On account of this affair, Nicanor was ever after surnamed ‘The

Griffin’ and honoured by every one, like Hercules when he killed the

Stymphalides in Arcadia, those birds of prey that feed on human flesh.

This is the origin of the arms which the Seigneurs de Brantôme bear to

this day, to wit: Or, two griffins’ paws gules, onglée azure, counter

barred.”

* * * * *

Pierre de Bourdeille, third son of François, Vicomte de Bourdeille and

Anne de Vivonne de la Châtaignerie, was born in the Périgord in 1537,

under the reign of François I. The family of Bourdeille is one of the

most ancient and respected in the Périgord, which province borders on

Gascony and echoes, if we may say so, the caustic tongue and rambling,

restless temperaments that flourish on the banks of the Garonne. “Not to

boast of myself,” says Brantôme, “I can assert that none of my race have

ever been home-keeping; they have spent as much time in travels and wars

as any, no matter who they be, in France.”

As for his father, Brantôme gives an amusing account of him as a true

Gascon seigneur. He began life by running away from home to go to the

wars in Italy, and roam the world as an adventurer. He was, says

Brantôme, “a jovial fellow, who could say his word and talk familiarly

to the greatest personages.” Pope Julius II. took a fancy to him. “One

day they were playing cards together and the pope won from my father

three hundred crowns and his horses, which were very fine, and all his

equipments. After he had lost all, he said: ‘_Chadieu bénit_!’ (that was

his oath when he was angry; when he was good-natured he swore: ‘_Chardon

bénit!_’)--‘_Chadieu bénit!_ pope, play me five hundred crowns against

one of my ears, redeemable in eight days. If I don’t redeem it I’ll give

you leave to cut it off, and eat it if you like.’ The pope took him at

his word; and confessed afterwards that if my father had not redeemed

his ear, he would not have cut it off, but he would have forced him to

keep him company. They began to play again, and fortune willed that my

father won back everything except a fine courser, a pretty little

Spanish horse, and a handsome mule. The pope cut short the game and

would not play any more. My father said to him: ‘Hey! _Chadieu_! pope,

leave me my horse for money’ (for he was very fond of him) ‘and keep the

courser, who will throw you and break your neck, for he is too rough for

you; and keep the mule too, and may she rear and break your leg!’ The

pope laughed so he could not stop himself. At last, getting his breath,

he cried out: ‘I’ll do better; I’ll give you back your two horses, but

not the mule, and I’ll give you two other fine ones if you will keep me

company as far as Rome and stay with me there two months; we’ll pass the

time well, and it shall not cost you anything.’ My father answered:

‘_Chadieu!_ pope, if you gave me your mitre and your cap, too, I would

not do it; I wouldn’t quit my general and my companions just for your

pleasure. Good-bye to you, rascal.’ The pope laughed, while all the

great captains, French and Italians, who always spoke so reverently to

his Holiness, were amazed and laughed too at such liberty of language.

When the pope was on the point of leaving, he said to him, ‘Ask what

you want of me and you shall have it,’ thinking my father would ask for

his horses; but my father did not ask anything, except for a license and

dispensation to eat butter in Lent, for his stomach could never get

accustomed to olive and nut oil. The pope gave it him readily, and sent

him a bull, which was long to be seen in the archives of our house.”

The young Pierre de Bourdeille spent the first years of his existence at

the Court of Marguerite de Valois, sister of François I., to whom his

mother was lady-in-waiting. After the death of that princess in 1549 he

came to Paris to begin his studies, which he ended at Poitiers about the

year 1556.

Being the youngest of the family he was destined if not for the Church

at least for church benefices, which he never lacked through life. An

elder brother, Captain de Bourdeille, a valiant soldier, having been

killed at the siege of Hesdin by a cannon-ball which took off his head

and the arm that held a glass of water he was drinking on the breach,

King Henri II. desired, in recognition of so glorious a death, to do

some favour to the Bourdeille family; and the abbey of Brantôme falling

vacant at this very time, he gave it to the young Pierre de Bourdeille,

then sixteen years old, who henceforth bore the name of Seigneur and

Abbé de Brantôme, abbreviated after a while to Brantôme, by which name

he is known to posterity. In a few legal deeds of the period, especially

family documents, he is mentioned as “the reverend father in God, the

Abbé de Brantôme.”

Brantôme had possessed his abbey about a year when he began to dream of

going to the wars in Italy; this was the high-road to glory for the

young French nobles, ever since Charles VIII. had shown them the way.

Brantôme obtained from François I. permission to cut timber in the

forest of Saint-Trieix; this cut brought him in five hundred golden

crowns, with which he departed in 1558, “bearing,” he says, “a matchlock

arquebuse, a fine powder-horn from Milan, and mounted on a hackney worth

a hundred crowns, followed by six or seven gentlemen, soldiers

themselves, well set-up, armed and mounted the same, but on good stout

nags.”

He went first to Geneva, and there he saw the Calvinist emigration;

continuing his way he stayed at Milan and Ferrara, reaching Rome soon

after the death of Paul IV. There he was welcomed by the Grand-Prior of

France, François de Guise, who had brought his brother, the Cardinal of

Lorraine, to assist in the election of a new pontiff.

This was the epoch of the Renaissance,--that epoch when the knightly

king made all Europe resound with the fame of his amorous and warlike

prowess; when Titian and Primaticcio were leaving on the walls of

palaces their immortal handiwork; when Jean Goujon was carving his

figures on the fountains and the façades of the Louvre; when Rabelais

was inciting that mighty roar of laughter which, in itself, is a whole

human comedy; when the Marguerite of Marguerites was telling in her

“Heptameron” those charming tales of love. François I. dies; his son

succeeds him; Protestantism makes serious progress. Montgomery kills

Henri II., and François II. ascends the throne only to live a year; and

then it is that Marie Stuart leaves France, the tears in her eyes, sadly

singing as the beloved shores over which she had reigned so short a

while recede from sight: “Farewell, my pleasant land of France,

farewell!”

Returning to France without any warrior fame but closely attached by

this time to the Guises, Brantôme took to a Court life. He assisted in a

tournament between the grand-prior, François de Guise, disguised as an

Egyptian woman, “having on her arm a little monkey swaddled as an

infant, which kept its baby face there is no telling how,” and M. de

Nemours, dressed as a bourgeoise housekeeper wearing at her belt more

than a hundred keys attached to a thick silver chain. He witnessed the

terrible scene of the execution of the Huguenot nobles at Amboise

(March, 1560); was at Orléans when the Prince de Condé was arrested, and

at Poissy for the reception of the Knights of Saint-Michel. In short, he

was no more “home-keeping” in France than in foreign parts.

Charles IX., then about ten years old, succeeded his brother François

II. in December, 1560. The following year Duc François de Guise was

commissioned to escort his niece, Marie Stuart, to Scotland. Brantôme

went with them, saw the threatening reception given to the queen by her

sullen subjects, and then returned with the duke by way of England. In

London, Queen Elizabeth greeted them most graciously, deigning to dance

more than once with Duc François, to whom she said: “Monsieur mon

prieur” (that was how she called him) “I like you very much, but not

your brother, who tore my town of Calais from me.”

[Illustration: _Duc François de Guise_]

Brantôme returned to France at the moment when the edict of

Saint-Germain granting to Protestants the exercise of their religion was

promulgated, and he was struck by the change of aspect presented by the

Court and the whole nation. The two armed parties were face to face; the

Calvinists, scarcely escaped from persecution, seemed certain of

approaching triumph; the Prince de Condé, with four hundred gentlemen,

escorted the preachers to Charenton through the midst of a quivering

population. “Death to papists!”--the very cry Brantôme had first heard

on landing in Scotland, where it sounded so ill to his ears--was

beginning to be heard in France, to which the cry of “Death to the

Huguenots!” responded in the breasts of an irritated populace. Brantôme

did not hesitate as to the side he should take,--he was abbé, and

attached to the Guises; he fought through the war with them, took part

in the sieges of Blois, Bourges, and Rouen, was present at the battle of

Dreux, where he lost his protector the grand-prior, and attached himself

henceforth to François de Guise, the elder, whom he followed to the

siege of Orléans in 1563, where the duke was assassinated by Poltrot de

Méré under circumstances which Brantôme has vividly described in his

chapter on that great captain.

In 1564 Brantôme entered the household of the Duc d’Anjou (afterwards

Henri III.) as gentleman-in-waiting to the prince, on a salary of six

hundred livres a year. But, being seized again by his passion for

distant expeditions, he engaged during the same year in an enterprise

conducted by Spaniards against the Emperor of Morocco, and went with the

troops of Don Garcia of Toledo to besiege and take the towns on the

Barbary coast. He returned by way of Lisbon, pleased the king of

Portugal, Sebastiano, who conferred upon him his Order of the Christ,

and went from there to Madrid, where Queen Élisabeth gave him the

cordial welcome on which he plumes himself in his Discourse upon that

princess. He was commissioned by her to carry to her mother, Catherine

de’ Medici, the desire she felt to have an interview with her; which

interview took place at Bayonne, Brantôme not failing to be present.

In that same year, 1565, Sultan Suleiman attacked the island of Malta.

The grand-master of the Knights of Saint-John, Parisot de La Valette,

called for the help of all Christian powers. The French government had

treaties with the Ottoman Porte which did not allow it to come openly to

the assistance of the Knights; but many gentlemen, both Catholic and

Protestant, took part as volunteers. Among them went Brantôme,

naturally. “We were,” he says, “about three hundred gentlemen and eight

hundred soldiers. M. de Strozzi and M. de Bussac were with us, and to

them we deferred our own wills. It was only a little troop, but as

active and valiant as ever left France to fight the Infidel.”

While at Malta he seems to have had a fancy to enter the Order of the

Knights of Saint-John, but Philippe Strozzi dissuaded him. “He gave me

to understand,” says Brantôme, “that I should do wrong to abandon the

fine fortune that awaited me in France, whether from the hand of my

king, or from that of a beautiful, virtuous lady, and rich, to whom I

was just then servant and welcome guest, so that I had hope of marrying

her.”

He left Malta on a galley of the Order, intending to go to Naples,

according to a promise he had made to the “beautiful and virtuous lady,”

the Marchesa del Vasto. But a contrary wind defeated his project, which

he did not renounce without regret. In after years he considered this

mischance a strong feature in his unfortunate destiny. “It was

possible,” he says, “that by means of Mme. la marquise I might have

encountered good luck, either by marriage or otherwise, for she did me

the kindness to love me. But I believe that my unhappy fate was resolved

to bring me back to France, where never did fortune smile upon me; I

have always been duped by vain expectations: I have received much honour

and esteem, but of property and rank, none at all. Companions of mine

who would have been proud had I deigned to speak to them at Court or in

the chamber of the king or queen, have long been advanced before me; I

see them round as pumpkins and highly exalted, though I will not, for

all that, defer to them to the length of my thumb-nail. That proverb,

‘No one is a prophet in his own country,’ was made for me. If I had

served foreign sovereigns as I have my own I should now be as loaded

with wealth and dignities as I am with sorrows and years. Patience! if

Fate has thus woven my days, I curse her! If my princes have done it, I

send them all to the devil, if they are not there already.”

But when he started from Malta Brantôme was still young, being then only

twenty-eight years of age. “Jogging, meandering, vagabondizing,” as he

says, he reached Venice; there he thought of going into Hungary in

search of the Turks, whom he had not been able to meet in Malta. But the

death of Sultan Suleiman stopped the invasion for one year at least, and

Brantôme reluctantly decided to return to France, passing through

Piedmont, where he gave a proof of his disinterestedness, which he

relates in his sketch of Marguerite, Duchesse de Savoie.

Reaching his own land he found the war he had been so far to seek

without encountering it; whereupon he recruited a company of

foot-soldiers, and took part in the third civil war with the title of

commander of two companies, though in fact there was but one. Shortly

after this he resigned his command to serve upon the staff of Monsieur,

commander-in-chief of the royal army. After the battle of Jarnac (March

15, 1569), being sick of an intermittent fever, he retired to his abbey,

where his presence throughout the troubles was far from useless. But

always more eager for distant expeditions than for the dulness of civil

war, Brantôme let himself be tempted by a grand project of Maréchal

Strozzi, who dreamed of nothing less than a descent on South America and

the conquest of Peru. Brantôme was commissioned in 1571 to go to the

port of Brouage and direct the preparations for the armament. It was

this enterprise that prevented him from being present at the battle of

Lepanto (October 7, 1571). “I should have gone there resolutely, as did

that brave M. de Grillon,” he says, “if it had not been for M. de

Strozzi, who amused me a whole year with that fine embarkation at

Brouage, which ended in nothing but the ruin of our purses,--to those of

us at least who owned the vessels.” But if the duties which kept him at

Brouage robbed him of the glory of being present at the greatest battle

of the age, it also saved him from being a witness of the Saint

Bartholomew.

The treaty of June 24, 1573, put an end to the siege of Rochelle and the

fourth civil war. Charles IX. died on May 30, 1574. Monsieur, elected

the year before to the throne of Poland, was in that distant country

when the death of his brother made him king of France. He hastened to

return. Brantôme went to meet him at Lyons and was one of the gentlemen

of his Bedchamber from 1575 to 1583. During the years just passed

Brantôme, besides the principal events already named in which he

participated, took part in various little or great events in the daily

life of the Court, such as: the quarrel of Sussy and Saint-Fal, the

splendid disgrace of Bussy d’Amboise, the death and obsequies of Charles

IX., the coronation of Henri III., etc. Throughout them all he played

the part of interested spectator, of active supernumerary without

importance; discontented at times and sulky, but always unable to make

himself feared.

The years went by in this sterile round. He was now thirty-five years

old. The hope of a great fortune was realized no more on the side of his

king than on that of his beautiful, virtuous, and rich lady. He is, no

doubt, “liked, known, and made welcome by the kings, his masters, by his

queens and his princesses, and all the great seigneurs, who held him in

such esteem that the name of Brantôme had great renown.” But he is not

satisfied with the Court small-change in which his services are paid. He

is vexed that his own lightheartedness is taken at its word; he would be

very glad indeed if that love of liberty with which he decked himself

were put to greater trials. Philosopher in spite of himself, he finds

his disappointments all the more painful because of his own opinion of

his merits. He sees men to whom he believes himself superior, preferred

before him. “His companions, not equal to him,” he says in the epitaph

he composed for himself, “surpassed him in benefits received, in

promotions and ranks, but never in virtue or in merit.” And he adds,

with posthumous resignation: “God be praised nevertheless for all, and

for his sacred mercy!”

Meantime, perchance a queen, Catherine de’ Medici or Marguerite de

Valois, deigns to drop into his ear some trifling word which he relishes

with delight. Henri de Guise [le Balafré], who was ten years younger

than himself, called him “my son;” and the Baron de Montesquieu, the one

that killed the Prince de Condé at Jarnac and was very much older than

Brantôme, who had pulled him out of the water during certain aquatic

games on the Seine, called him “father.” Such were the familiarities

with which he was treated.

He was, it is true, chevalier of the Order of Saint-Michel, but that was

not enough to console his ambition. He complained that they degraded

that honour, no longer reserved to the nobility of the sword. He thinks

it bad, for instance, that it was granted to his neighbour, Michel de

Montaigne. “We have seen,” he says, “counsellors coming from the courts

of parliament, abandoning robes and the square cap to drag a sword

behind them, and at once the king decks them with the collar, without

any pretext of their going to war. This is what was given to the Sieur

de Montaigne, who would have done much better to continue to write his

Essays instead of changing his pen into a sword, which does not suit

him. The Marquis de Trans obtained the Order very easily from the king

for one of his neighbours, no doubt in derision, for he is a great

joker.” Brantôme always speaks very slightingly of Montaigne because the

latter was of lesser nobility than his own; but that does not prevent

the Sieur de Montaigne from being to our eyes a much greater man than

the Seigneur de Brantôme.

Brantôme continued to follow the Court. He accompanied the queen-mother

when she went in 1576 to Poitou to bring back the Duc d’Alençon, who was

dabbling in plots. He accompanied her again when she conducted in 1578

her daughter Marguerite to Navarre; and at their solemn entry into

Bordeaux he had the honour of being near them on the “scaffold,” or, as

we should say in the present day, the platform. He had also the luck to

hear at Saint-Germain-en-Laye King Henri III. make during his dinner, in

presence of the Duc de Joyeuse (on whose nuptials the fluent monarch was

destined to spend a million), a discourse worthy of Cato against luxury

and extravagance.

In 1582, his elder brother, André de Bourdeille, seneschal and governor

of the Périgord, died. He left a son scarcely nine years old. Brantôme

had obtained from King Henri III. a promise that he should hold those

offices until the majority of his nephew, on condition of transmitting

them at that time. The king confirmed this promise on several occasions

during the last illness of André de Bourdeille. But at the latter’s

death it was discovered that he had bound himself in his daughter’s

marriage contract to resign those offices to his son-in-law. The king

considered that he ought to respect this family arrangement. Brantôme

was keenly hurt. “On the second day of the year,” he says, “as the king

was returning from his ceremony of the Saint-Esprit, I made my complaint

to him, more in anger than to implore him, as he well understood. He

made me excuses, although he was my king. Among other reasons he said

plainly that he could not refuse that resignation when presented to him,

or he should be unjust. I made him no reply, except: ‘Well, sire, I

ought not to have put faith in you; a good reason never to serve you

again as I have served you.’ On which I went away much vexed. I met

several of my companions, to whom I related everything. I protested and

swore that if I had a thousand lives not one would I employ for a King

of France. I cursed my luck, I cursed life, I loathed the king’s favour,

I despised with a curling lip those beggarly fellows loaded with royal

favours who were in no wise as worthy of them as I. Hanging to my belt

was the gilt key to the king’s bedroom; I unfastened it and flung it

from the Quai des Augustins, where I stood, into the river below. I

never again entered the king’s room; I abhorred it, and I swore never to

set foot in it any more. I did not, however, cease to frequent the Court

and to show myself in the room of the queen, who did me the honour to

like me, and in those of her ladies and maids of honour and of the

princesses, seigneurs, and princes, my good friends. I talked aloud

about my displeasure, so that the king, hearing of what I said, sent me

a few words by M. du Halde, his head _valet de chambre_. I contented

myself with answering that I was the king’s most obedient, and said no

more.”

Monsieur (the Duc d’Alençon) took notice of Brantôme, and made him his

chamberlain. About this time it was that he began to compose for this

prince the “Discourses” afterwards made into a book and called “Vies des

Dames Galantes,” which he dedicated to the Duc d’Alençon. The latter

died in 1584,--a loss that dashed once more the hopes of Brantôme and of

others who, like him, had pinned their faith upon that prince. After

all, Brantôme had some reason to complain of his evil star.

Then it was that Brantôme meditated vast and even criminal projects,

which he himself has revealed to us: “I resolved to sell the little

property I possessed in France and go off and serve that great King of

Spain, very illustrious and noble remunerator of services rendered to

him, not compelling his servitors to importune him, but done of his own

free will and wise opinion, and out of just consideration. Whereupon I

reflected and ruminated within myself that I was able to serve him well;

for there is not a harbour nor a seaport from Picardy to Bayonne that I

do not know perfectly, except those of Bretagne which I have not seen;

and I know equally well all the weak spots on the coast of Languedoc

from Grasse to Provence. To make myself sure of my facts, I had recently

made a new tour to several of the towns, pretending to wish to arm a

ship and send it on a voyage, or go myself. In fact, I had played my

game so well that I had discovered half a dozen towns on these coasts

easy to capture on their weak sides, which I knew then and which I still

know. I therefore thought I could serve the King of Spain in these

directions so well that I might count on obtaining the reward of great

wealth and dignities. But before I banished myself from France I

proposed to sell my estates and put the money in a bank of Spain or

Italy. I also proposed, and I discoursed of it to the Comte de La

Rochefoucauld, to ask leave of absence from the king that I might not be

called a deserter, and to be relieved of my oath as a subject in order

to go wherever I should find myself better off than in his kingdom. I

believe he could not have refused my request; because everyone is free

to change his country and choose another. But however that might be, if

he had refused me I should have gone all the same, neither more nor less

like a valet who is angry with his master and wants to leave him; if the

latter will not give him leave to go, it is not reprehensible to take it

and attach himself to another master.”

Thus reasoned Brantôme. He returns on several occasions to these lawless

opinions; he argues, apropos of the Connétable de Bourbon and La Noue,

against the scruples of those who are willing to leave their country,

but not to take up arms against her. “I’faith!” he cries, “here are

fine, scrupulous philosophers! Their quartan fevers! While I hold shyly

back, pray who will feed me? Whereas if I bare my sword to the wind it

will give me food and magnify my fame.”

Such ideas were current in those days among the nobles, in whom the

patriotic sentiment, long subordinated to that of caste, was only

developed later. These projects of treachery should therefore not be

judged altogether with the severity of modern ideas. Besides, Brantôme

is working himself up; it does not belong to every one to produce such

grand disasters as these he meditates. Moreover, thought is far from

action; events may intervene. People call them fate or chance, but

chance will often simply aid the secret impulses of conscience, and bind

our will to that it chooses.

“Fine human schemes I made!” Brantôme resumes. “On the very point of

their accomplishment the war of the League broke out and turmoiled

things in such a way that no one would buy lands, for every man had

trouble enough to keep what he owned, neither would he strip himself of

money. Those who had promised to buy my property excused themselves. To

go to foreign parts without resources was madness,--it would only have

exposed me to all sorts of misery; I had too much experience to commit

that folly. To complete the destruction of my designs, one day, at the

height of my vigor and jollity, a miserable horse, whose white skin

might have warned me of nothing good, reared and fell over upon me

breaking and crushing my loins, so that for four years I lay in my bed,

maimed, impotent in every limb, unable to turn or move without torture

and all the agony in the world; and since then my health has never been

what it once was. Thus man proposes, and God disposes. God does all

things for the best! It is possible that if I had realized my plans I

should have done more harm to my country than the renegade of Algiers

did to his; and because of it, I might have been perpetually cursed of

God and man.”

Consequently, this great scheme remained a dream; no one need ever have

known anything about it if Brantôme himself had not taken pains to

inform us of it with much complacency.

The cruel fall which stopped his guilty projects must have occurred in

1585. At the end of three years and a half of suffering he met, he tells

us, “with a very great personage and operator, called M.

Saint-Christophe, whom God raised up for my good and cure, who succeeded

in relieving me after many other doctors had failed.” As soon as he was

nearly well he began once more to travel. It does not appear that he

frequented the Court after the death of Catherine de’ Medici, which took

place in January, 1589; but he was present, in that year, at the baptism

of the posthumous son of Henri de Guise, whom the Parisians adopted

after the father’s murder at Blois, and named _Paris_. Agrippa

d’Aubigné, in his caricature of the Procession of the League, gives

Brantôme a small place as bearer of bells. But was he really there? It

seems doubtful; he makes somewhere the judicious reflection that: “One

may well be surprised that so many French nobles put themselves on the

side of the League, for if it had got the upper hand it is very certain

that the clergy would have deprived them of church property and wiped

their lips forever of it, which result would have cut the wings of their

extravagance for a very long while.” The secular Abbé de Brantôme had

therefore as good reasons for not being a Leaguer as for not being a

Huguenot.

In 1590 he went to make his obeisance to Marguerite, Queen of Navarre,

then confined in the Château d’Usson in Auvergne. He presented to her

his “discourse” on “Spanish Rhodomontades,” perhaps also a first copy of

the life of that princess (which appears in this volume), and he also

showed her the titles of the other books he had composed. He was so

enchanted with the greeting Queen Marguerite, la Reine Margot, gave him,

“the sole remaining daughter of the noble house of France, the most

beautiful, most noble, grandest, most generous, most magnanimous, and

most accomplished princess in the world” (when Brantôme praises he does

not do it by halves), that he promised to dedicate to her the entire

collection of his works,--a promise he faithfully fulfilled.

His health, now decidedly affected, confined more and more to his own

home this indefatigable rover, who had, as he said, “the nature of a

minstrel who prefers the house of others to his own.” Condemned to a

sedentary life, he used his activity as he could. He caused to be built

the noble castle of Richemont, with much pains and at great expense. He

grew quarrelsome and litigious; brought suits against his relations,

against his neighbours, against his monks, whom he accused of

ingratitude. By his will he bequeathed his lawsuits to his heirs, and

forbade each and all to compromise them.

Difficult to live with, soured, dissatisfied with the world, he was not,

it would seem, in easy circumstances. He did not spare posterity the

recital of his plaints: “Favours, grandeurs, boasts, and vanities, all

the pleasant things of the good old days are gone like the wind. Nothing

remains to me but to _have been_ all that; sometimes that memory pleases

me, and sometimes it vexes me. Nearing a decrepit old age, the worst of

all woes, nearing, too, a poverty which cannot be cured as in our

flourishing years when nought is impossible, repenting me a hundred

thousand times for the fine extravagances I committed in other days, and

regretting I did not save enough then to support me now in feeble age,

when I lack all of which I once possessed too much,--I see, with a

bursting heart, an infinite number of paltry fellows raised to rank and

riches, while Fortune, treacherous and blind that she is, feeds me on

air and then deserts and mocks me. If she would only put me quickly into

the hands of death I would still forgive her the wrongs she has done me.

But there is the worst of it; we can neither live nor die as we wish.

Therefore, let destiny do as it will, never shall I cease to curse it

from heart and lip. And worst of all do I detest old age weighed down by

poverty. As the queen-mother said to me one day when I had the honour to

speak to her on this subject about another person, ‘Old age brings us

inconveniences enough without the additional burden of poverty; the two

united are the height of misery, against which there is one only

sovereign cure, and that is death. Happy he who finds it when he reaches

fifty-six, for after that our life is but labour and sorrow, and we eat

but the bread of ashes, as saith the prophet.’”

He continued, however, to write, retracing all that he had seen and

garnered either while making his campaigns with the great captains of

his time, or in gossiping with idle gentlemen in the halls of the

Louvre. It was thus he composed his biographical and anecdotical

volumes, which he retouched and rewrote at intervals, making several

successive copies. That he had the future of his writings much at heart,

in spite of a scornful air of indifference which he sometimes assumed,

appears very plainly from the following clause in his will:

“I will,” he says, “and I expressly charge my heirs to cause to be

printed my Books, which I have composed from my mind and invention with

great toil and trouble, written by my hand, and transcribed clearly by

that of Mataud, my hired secretary; the which will be found in five

volumes covered with velvet, black, tan, green, blue, and a large

volume, which is that of ‘The Ladies,’ covered with green velvet, and

another covered with vellum and gilded thereon, which is that of ‘The

Rhodomontades.’ They will be found in one of my wicker trunks, carefully

protected. Fine things will be found in them, such as tales, discourses,

histories, and witticisms; which no one can disdain, it seems to me, if

once they are placed under his nose and eyes. In order to have them

printed according to my fancy, I charge with that purpose Madame la

Comtesse de Duretal, my dear niece, or some other person she may choose.

And to do this I order that enough be taken from my whole property to

pay the costs of the said printing, and my heirs are not to divide or

use my property until this printing is provided for. It is not probable

that it will cost much; for the printers, when they cast their eyes upon

the books, would pay to print them instead of exacting money; for they

do print many gratis that are not worth as much as mine. I can boast of

this; for I have shown them, at least in part, to several among that

trade, who offered to print them for nothing. But I do not choose that

they be printed during my life. Above all, I will that the said printing

be in fine, large letters, in a great volume to make the better show,

with license from the king, who will give it readily; or without

license, if that can be. Care must also be taken that the printer does

not put on another name than mine; otherwise I shall be frustrated of

all my trouble and of the fame that is my due. I also will that the

first book that issues from the press shall be given as a gift, well

bound and covered in velvet, to Queen Marguerite, my very illustrious

mistress, who did me the honour to read some of my writings, and who

thought them fine and esteemed them.”

This will was made about the year 1609. On the 15th of July, 1614,

Brantôme died, after living his last years in complete oblivion; he was

buried, according to his wishes, in the chapel of his château of

Richemont. In spite of his express directions, neither the Comtesse de

Duretal nor any other of his heirs executed the clause in his will

relating to the publication of his works. Possibly they feared it might

create some scandal, or it may be that they could not obtain the royal

license. The manuscripts remained in the château of Richemont. Little by

little, as time went on, they attracted attention; copies were made

which found their way to the cabinets and libraries of collectors. They

were finally printed in Holland; and the first volume, which appeared in

Leyden from the press of Jean Sambix the younger, sold by F. Foppons,

Brussels, 1665, was that which here follows: “The Book of the Ladies,”

called by the publisher, not by Brantôme, “Lives of Illustrious Dames.”

It is not easy to distinguish the exact periods at which Brantôme wrote

his works. “The Book of the Ladies,” first and second parts,--_Dames

Illustres and Dames Galantes_,--were evidently the first written; then

followed “The Lives of Great and Illustrious French Captains,” “Lives of

Great Foreign Captains,” “Anecdotes concerning Duels,” “The

Rhodomontades,” and “Spanish Oaths.” Brantôme did not write his Memoirs,

properly so-called; his biographical facts and incidents are scattered

throughout the above-named volumes.

The following translation of the “Book of the Ladies” does not pretend

to imitate Brantôme’s style. To do so would seem an affectation in

English, and attract attention to itself which it is always desirable to

avoid in translating. Wherever a few of Brantôme’s quaint turns of

phrase are given, it is only as they fall naturally into English.

THE BOOK OF THE LADIES.

DISCOURSE I.

ANNE DE BRETAGNE, QUEEN OF FRANCE.

Inasmuch as I must speak of ladies, I do not choose to speak of former

dames, of whom the histories are full; that would be blotting paper in

vain, for enough has been written about them, and even the great

Boccaccio has made a fine book solely on that subject [_De claris

mulieribus_].

I shall begin therefore with our queen, Anne de Bretagne, the most

worthy and honourable queen that has ever been since Queen Blanche,

mother of the King Saint-Louis, and very sage and virtuous.

This Queen Anne was the rich heiress of the duchy of Bretagne, which was

held to be one of the finest of Christendom, and for that reason she was

sought in marriage by the greatest persons. M. le Duc d’Orléans,

afterwards King Louis XII., in his young days courted her, and did for

her sake his fine feats of arms in Bretagne, and even at the battle of

Saint Aubin, where he was taken prisoner fighting on foot at the head of

his infantry. I have heard say that this capture was the reason why he

did not espouse her then; for thereon intervened Maximilian, Duke of

Austria, since emperor, who married her by the proxy of his uncle the

Prince of Orange in the great church at Nantes. But King Charles VIII.,

having advised with his council that it was not good to have so

powerful a seigneur encroach and get a footing in his kingdom, broke off

a marriage that had been settled between himself and Marguerite of

Flanders, took the said Anne from Maximilian, her affianced, and wedded

her himself; so that every one conjectured thereon that a marriage thus

made would be luckless in issue.

Now if Anne was desired for her property, she was as much so for her

virtues and merits; for she was beautiful and agreeable; as I have heard

say by elderly persons who knew her, and according to her portrait,

which I have seen from life; resembling in face the beautiful Demoiselle

de Châteauneuf, who has been so renowned at the Court for her beauty;

and that is sufficient to tell the beauty of Queen Anne as I have heard

it portrayed to the queen-mother [Catherine de’ Medici].

Her figure was fine and of medium height. It is true that one foot was

shorter than the other the least in the world; but this was little

perceived, and hardly to be noticed, so that her beauty was not at all

spoilt by it; for I myself have seen very handsome women with that

defect who yet were extreme in beauty, like Mme. la Princesse de Condé,

of the house of Longueville.

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