MISSIONARIES.

_Question_. What is your opinion of foreign missions?

_Answer_. In the first place, there seems to be a pretty good

opening in this country for missionary work. We have a good many

Indians who are not Methodists. I have never known one to be

converted. A good many have been killed by Christians, but their

souls have not been saved. Maybe the Methodists had better turn

their attention to the heathen of our own country. Then we have

a good many Mormons who rely on the truth of the Old Testament and

follow the example of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. It seems to me

that the Methodists better convert the Mormons before attacking

the tribes of Central Africa. There is plenty of work to be done

right here. A few good bishops might be employed for a time in

converting Dr. Briggs and Professor Swing, to say nothing of other

heretical Presbyterians.

There is no need of going to China to convert the Chinese. There

are thousands of them here. In China our missionaries will tell

the followers of Confucius about the love and forgiveness of

Christians, and when the Chinese come here they are robbed, assaulted,

and often murdered. Would it not be a good thing for the Methodists

to civilize our own Christians to such a degree that they would

not murder a man simply because he belongs to another race and

worships other gods?

So, too, I think it would be a good thing for the Methodists to go

South and persuade their brethren in that country to treat the

colored people with kindness. A few efforts might be made to

convert the "White-caps" in Ohio, Indiana and some other States.

My advice to the Methodists is to do what little good they can

right here and now. It seems cruel to preach to the heathen a

gospel that is dying out even here, and fill their poor minds with

the absurd dogmas and cruel creeds that intelligent men have outgrown

and thrown away.

Honest commerce will do a thousand times more good than all the

missionaries on earth. I do not believe that an intelligent Chinaman

or an intelligent Hindoo has ever been or ever will be converted

into a Methodist. If Methodism is good we need it here, and if it

is not good, do not fool the heathen with it.

--_The Press_, Cleveland, Ohio, November 12, 1891.

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