SOME LIVE TOPICS.

_Question_. Shall you attend the Albany Freethought Convention?

_Answer_. I have agreed to be present not only, but to address

the convention, on Sunday, the 13th of September. I am greatly

gratified to know that the interest in the question of intellectual

liberty is growing from year to year. Everywhere I go it seems to

be the topic of conversation. No matter upon what subject people

begin to talk, in a little while the discussion takes a religious

turn, and people who a few moments before had not the slightest

thought of saying a word about the churches, or about the Bible,

are giving their opinions in full. I hear discussions of this kind

in all the public conveyances, at the hotels, on the piazzas at

the seaside--and they are not discussions in which I take any part,

because I rarely say anything upon these questions except in public,

unless I am directly addressed.

There is a general feeling that the church has ruled the world long

enough. People are beginning to see that no amount of eloquence,

or faith, or erudition, or authority, can make the records of

barbarism satisfactory to the heart and brain of this century.

They have also found that a falsehood in Hebrew in no more credible

than in plain English. People at last are beginning to be satisfied

that cruel laws were never good laws, no matter whether inspired

or uninspired. The Christian religion, like every other religion

depending upon inspired writings, is wrecked upon the facts of

nature. So long as inspired writers confined themselves to the

supernatural world; so long as they talked about angels and Gods

and heavens and hells; so long as they described only things that

man has never seen, and never will see, they were safe, not from

contradiction, but from demonstration. But these writings had to

have a foundation, even for their falsehoods, and that foundation

was in Nature. The foundation had to be something about which

somebody knew something, or supposed they knew something. They

told something about this world that agreed with the then general

opinion. Had these inspired writers told the truth about Nature--

had they said that the world revolved on its axis, and made a

circuit about the sun--they could have gained no credence for their

statements about other worlds. They were forced to agree with

their contemporaries about this world, and there is where they made

the fundamental mistake. Having grown in knowledge, the world has

discovered that these inspired men knew nothing about this earth;

that the inspired books are filled with mistakes--not only mistakes

that we can contradict, but mistakes that we can demonstrate to be

mistakes. Had they told the truth in their day, about this earth,

they would not have been believed about other worlds, because their

contemporaries would have used their own knowledge about this world

to test the knowledge of these inspired men. We pursue the same

course; and what we know about this world we use as the standard,

and by that standard we have found that the inspired men knew

nothing about Nature as it is. Finding that they were mistaken

about this world, we have no confidence in what they have said

about another. Every religion has had its philosophy about this

world, and every one has been mistaken. As education becomes

general, as scientific modes are adopted, this will become clearer

and clearer, until "ignorant as inspiration" will be a comparison.

_Question_. Have you seen the memorial to the New York Legislature,

to be presented this winter, asking for the repeal of such laws as

practically unite church and state?

_Answer_. I have seen a memorial asking that church property be

taxed like other property; that no more money should be appropriated

from the public treasury for the support of institutions managed

by and in the interest of sectarian denominations; for the repeal

of all laws compelling the observance of Sunday as a religious day.

Such memorials ought to be addressed to the Legislatures of all

the States. The money of the public should only be used for the

benefit of the public. Public money should not be used for what

a few gentlemen think is for the benefit of the public. Personally,

I think it would be for the benefit of the public to have Infidel

or scientific--which is the same thing--lectures delivered in every

town, in every State, on every Sunday; but knowing that a great

many men disagree with me on this point, I do not claim that such

lectures ought to be paid for with public money. The Methodist

Church ought not to be sustained by taxation, nor the Catholic,

nor any other church. To relieve their property from taxation is

to appropriate money, to the extent of that tax, for the support

of that church. Whenever a burden is lifted from one piece of

property, it is distributed over the rest of the property of the

State, and to release one kind of property is to increase the tax

on all other kinds.

There was a time when people really supposed the churches were

saving souls from the eternal wrath of a God of infinite love.

Being engaged in such a philanthropic work, and at the time nobody

having the courage to deny it--the church being all-powerful--all

other property was taxed to support the church; but now the more

civilized part of the community, being satisfied that a God of

infinite love will not be eternally unjust, feel as though the

church should support herself. To exempt the church from taxation

is to pay a part of the priest's salary. The Catholic now objects

to being taxed to support a school in which his religion is not

taught. He is not satisfied with the school that says nothing on

the subject of religion. He insists that it is an outrage to tax

him to support a school where the teacher simply teaches what he

knows. And yet this same Catholic wants his church exempted from

taxation, and the tax of an Atheist or of a Jew increased, when he

teaches in his untaxed church that the Atheist and Jew will both

be eternally damned! Is it possible for impudence to go further?

I insist that no religion should be taught in any school supported

by public money; and by religion I mean superstition. Only that

should be taught in a school that somebody can learn and that

somebody can know. In my judgment, every church should be taxed

precisely the same as other property. The church may claim that

it is one of the instruments of civilization and therefore should

be exempt. If you exempt that which is useful, you exempt every

trade and every profession. In my judgment, theatres have done

more to civilize mankind than churches; that is to say, theatres

have done something to civilize mankind--churches nothing. The

effect of all superstition has been to render men barbarous. I do

not believe in the civilizing effects of falsehood.

There was a time when ministers were supposed to be in the employ

of God, and it was thought that God selected them with great care

--that their profession had something sacred about it. These ideas

are no longer entertained by sensible people. Ministers should be

paid like other professional men, and those who like their preaching

should pay for the preach. They should depend, as actors do, upon

their popularity, upon the amount of sense, or nonsense, that they

have for sale. They should depend upon the market like other

people, and if people do not want to hear sermons badly enough to

build churches and pay for them, and pay the taxes on them, and

hire the preacher, let the money be diverted to some other use.

The pulpit should no longer be a pauper. I do not believe in

carrying on any business with the contribution box. All the

sectarian institutions ought to support themselves. These should

be no Methodist or Catholic or Presbyterian hospitals or orphan

asylums. All these should be supported by the State. There is no

such thing as Catholic charity, or Methodist charity. Charity

belongs to humanity, not to any particular form of faith or religion.

You will find as charitable people who never heard of religion, as

you can find in the church. The State should provide for those

who ought to be provided for. A few Methodists beg of everybody

they meet--send women with subscription papers, asking money from

all classes of people, and nearly everybody gives something from

politeness, or to keep from being annoyed; and when the institution

is finished, it is pointed at as the result of Methodism.

Probably a majority of the people in this country suppose that

there was no charity in the world until the Christian religion was

founded. Great men have repeated this falsehood, until ignorance

and thoughtlessness believe it. There were orphan asylums in China,

in India, and in Egypt thousands of years before Christ was born;

and there certainly never was a time in the history of the whole

world when there was less charity in Europe than during the centuries

when the Church of Christ had absolute power. There were hundreds

of Mohammedan asylums before Christianity had built ten in the

entire world.

All institutions for the care of unfortunate people should be

secular--should be supported by the State. The money for the

purpose should be raised by taxation, to the end that the burden

may be borne by those able to bear it. As it is now, most of the

money is paid, not by the rich, but by the generous, and those most

able to help their needy fellow citizens are the very ones who do

nothing. If the money is raised by taxation, then the burden will

fall where it ought to fall, and these institutions will no longer

be supported by the generous and emotional, and the rich and stingy

will no longer be able to evade the duties of citizenship and of

humanity.

Now, as to the Sunday laws, we know that they are only spasmodically

enforced. Now and then a few people are arrested for selling papers

or cigars. Some unfortunate barber is grabbed by a policeman

because he has been caught shaving a Christian, Sunday morning.

Now and then some poor fellow with a hack, trying to make a dollar

or two to feed his horses, or to take care of his wife and children,

is arrested as though he were a murderer. But in a few days the

public are inconvenienced to that degree that the arrests stop and

business goes on in its accustomed channels, Sunday and all.

Now and then society becomes so pious, so virtuous, that people

are compelled to enter saloons by the back door; others are compelled

to drink beer with the front shutters up; but otherwise the stream

that goes down the thirsty throats is unbroken. The ministers have

done their best to prevent all recreation on the Sabbath. They

would like to stop all the boats on the Hudson, and on the sea--

stop all the excursion trains. They would like to compel every

human being that lives in the city of New York to remain within

its limits twenty-four hours every Sunday. They hate the parks;

they hate music; they hate anything that keeps a man away from

church. Most of the churches are empty during the summer, and now

most of the ministers leave themselves, and give over the entire

city to the Devil and his emissaries. And yet if the ministers had

their way, there would be no form of human enjoyment except prayer,

signing subscription papers, putting money in contribution boxes,

listening to sermons, reading the cheerful histories of the Old

Testament, imagining the joys of heaven and the torments of hell.

The church is opposed to the theatre, is the enemy of the opera,

looks upon dancing as a crime, hates billiards, despises cards,

opposes roller-skating, and even entertains a certain kind of

prejudice against croquet.

_Question_. Do you think that the orthodox church gets its ideas

of the Sabbath from the teachings of Christ?

_Answer_. I do not hold Christ responsible for these idiotic ideas

concerning the Sabbath. He regarded the Sabbath as something made

for man--which was a very sensible view. The holiest day is the

happiest day. The most sacred day is the one in which have been

done the most good deeds. There are two reasons given in the Bible

for keeping the Sabbath. One is that God made the world in six

days, and rested on the seventh. Now that all the ministers admit

that he did not make the world in six days, but that he made it in

six "periods," this reason is no longer applicable. The other

reason is that he brought the Jews out of Egypt with a "mighty

hand." This may be a very good reason still for the observance of

the Sabbath by the Jews, but the real Sabbath, that is to say, the

day to be commemorated, is our Saturday, and why should we commemorate

the wrong day? That disposes of the second reason.

Nothing can be more inconsistent than the theories and practice of

the churches about the Sabbath. The cars run Sundays, and out of

the profits hundreds of ministers are supported. The great iron

and steel works fill with smoke and fire the Sabbath air, and the

proprietors divide the profits with the churches. The printers of

the city are busy Sunday afternoons and evenings, and the presses

during the nights, so that the sermons of Sunday can reach the

heathen on Monday. The servants of the rich are denied the privileges

of the sanctuary. The coachman sits on the box out-doors, while

his employer kneels in church preparing himself for the heavenly

chariot. The iceman goes about on the holy day, keeping believers

cool, they knowing at the same time that he is making it hot for

himself in the world to come. Christians cross the Atlantic,

knowing that the ship will pursue its way on the Sabbath. They

write letters to their friends knowing that they will be carried

in violation of Jehovah's law, by wicked men. Yet they hate to

see a pale-faced sewing girl enjoying a few hours by the sea; a

poor mechanic walking in the fields; or a tired mother watching

her children playing on the grass. Nothing ever was, nothing ever

will be, more utterly absurd and disgusting than a Puritan Sunday.

Nothing ever did make a home more hateful than the strict observance

of the Sabbath. It fills the house with hypocrisy and the meanest

kind of petty tyranny. The parents look sour and stern, the children

sad and sulky. They are compelled to talk upon subjects about

which they feel no interest, or to read books that are thought good

only because they are so stupid.

_Question_. What have you to say about the growth of Catholicism,

the activity of the Salvation Army, and the success of revivalists

like the Rev. Samuel Jones? Is Christianity really gaining a strong

hold on the masses?

_Answer_. Catholicism is growing in this country, and it is the

only country on earth in which it is growing. Its growth here

depends entirely upon immigration, not upon intellectual conquest.

Catholic emigrants who leave their homes in the Old World because

they have never had any liberty, and who are Catholics for the same

reason, add to the number of Catholics here, but their children's

children will not be Catholics. Their children will not be very

good Catholics, and even these immigrants themselves, in a few

years, will not grovel quite so low in the presence of a priest.

The Catholic Church is gaining no ground in Catholic countries.

The Salvation Army is the result of two things--the general belief

in what are known as the fundamentals of Christianity, and the

heartlessness of the church. The church in England--that is to

say, the Church of England--having succeeded--that is to say, being

supported by general taxation--that is to say, being a successful,

well-fed parasite--naturally neglected those who did not in any

way contribute to its support. It became aristocratic. Splendid

churches were built; younger sons with good voices were put in the

pulpits; the pulpit became the asylum for aristocratic mediocrity,

and in this way the Church of England lost interest in the masses

and the masses lost interest in the Church of England. The neglected

poor, who really had some belief in religion, and who had not been

absolutely petrified by form and patronage, were ready for the

Salvation Army. They were not at home in the church. They could

not pay. They preferred the freedom of the street. They preferred

to attend a church where rags were no objection. Had the church

loved and labored with the poor the Salvation Army never would have

existed. These people are simply giving their idea of Christianity,

and in their way endeavoring to do what they consider good. I

don't suppose the Salvation Army will accomplish much. To improve

mankind you must change conditions. It is not enough to work simply

upon the emotional nature. The surroundings must be such as

naturally produce virtuous actions. If we are to believe recent

reports from London, the Church of England, even with the assistance

of the Salvation Army, has accomplished but little. It would be

hard to find any country with less morality. You would search long

in the jungles of Africa to find greater depravity.

I account for revivalists like the Rev. Samuel Jones in the same

way. There is in every community an ignorant class--what you might

call a literal class--who believe in the real blood atonement; who

believe in heaven and hell, and harps and gridirons; who have never

had their faith weakened by reading commentators or books harmonizing

science and religion. They love to hear the good old doctrine;

they want hell described; they want it described so that they can

hear the moans and shrieks; they want heaven described; they want

to see God on a throne, and they want to feel that they are finally

to have the pleasure of looking over the battlements of heaven and

seeing all their enemies among the damned. The Rev. Mr. Munger

has suddenly become a revivalist. According to the papers he is

sought for in every direction. His popularity seems to rest upon

the fact that he brutally beat a girl twelve years old because she

did not say her prayers to suit him. Muscular Christianity is what

the ignorant people want. I regard all these efforts--including

those made by Mr. Moody and Mr. Hammond--as evidence that Christianity,

as an intellectual factor, has almost spent its force. It no longer

governs the intellectual world.

_Question_. Are not the Catholics the least progressive? And are

they not, in spite of their professions to the contrary, enemies

to republican liberty?

_Answer_. Every church that has a standard higher than human

welfare is dangerous. A church that puts a book above the laws

and constitution of its country, that puts a book above the welfare

of mankind, is dangerous to human liberty. Every church that puts

itself above the legally expressed will of the people is dangerous.

Every church that holds itself under greater obligation to a pope

than to a people is dangerous to human liberty. Every church that

puts religion above humanity--above the well-being of man in this

world--is dangerous. The Catholic Church may be more dangerous,

not because its doctrines are more dangerous, but because, on the

average, its members more sincerely believe its doctrines, and

because that church can be hurled as a solid body in any given

direction. For these reasons it is more dangerous than other

churches; but the doctrines are no more dangerous than those of

the Protestant churches. The man who would sacrifice the well-

being of man to please an imaginary phantom that he calls God, is

also dangerous. The only safe standard is the well-being of man

in this world. Whenever this world is sacrificed for the sake of

another, a mistake has been made. The only God that man can know

is the aggregate of all beings capable of suffering and of joy

within the reach of his influence. To increase the happiness of

such beings is to worship the only God that man can know.

_Question_. What have you to say to the assertion of Dr. Deems

that there were never so many Christians as now?

_Answer_. I suppose that the population of the earth is greater

now than at any other time within the historic period. This being

so, there may be more Christians, so-called, in this world than

there were a hundred years ago. Of course, the reverend doctor,

in making up his aggregate of Christians, counts all kinds and

sects--Unitarians, Universalists, and all the other "ans" and "ists"

and "ics" and "ites" and "ers." But Dr. Deems must admit that only

a few years ago most of the persons he now calls Christians would

have been burnt as heretics and Infidels. Let us compare the

average New York Christian with the Christian of two hundred years

ago. It is probably safe to say that there is not now in the city

of New York a genuine Presbyterian outside of an insane asylum.

Probably no one could be found who will to-day admit that he believes

absolutely in the Presbyterian Confession of Faith. There is

probably not an Episcopalian who believes in the Thirty-nine

Articles. Probably there is not an intelligent minister in the

city of New York, outside of the Catholic Church, who believes that

everything in the Bible is true. Probably no clergyman, of any

standing, would be willing to take the ground that everything in

the Old Testament--leaving out the question of inspiration--is

actually true. Very few ministers now preach the doctrine of

eternal punishment. Most of them would be ashamed to utter that

brutal falsehood. A large majority of gentlemen who attend church

take the liberty of disagreeing with the preacher. They would have

been very poor Christians two hundred years ago. A majority of

the ministers take the liberty of disagreeing, in many things, with

their Presbyteries and Synods. They would have been very poor

preachers two hundred years ago. Dr. Deems forgets that most

Christians are only nominally so. Very few believe their creeds.

Very few even try to live in accordance with what they call Christian

doctrines. Nobody loves his enemies. No Christian when smitten

on one cheek turns the other. Most Christians do take a little

thought for the morrow. They do not depend entirely upon the

providence of God. Most Christians now have greater confidence in

the average life-insurance company than in God--feel easier when

dying to know that they have a policy, through which they expect

the widow will receive ten thousand dollars, than when thinking of

all the Scripture promises. Even church-members do not trust in

God to protect their own property. They insult heaven by putting

lightning rods on their temples. They insure the churches against

the act of God. The experience of man has shown the wisdom of

relying on something that we know something about, instead of upon

the shadowy supernatural. The poor wretches to-day in Spain,

depending upon their priests, die like poisoned flies; die with

prayers between their pallid lips; die in their filth and faith.

_Question_. What have you to say on the Mormon question?

_Answer_. The institution of polygamy is infamous and disgusting

beyond expression. It destroys what we call, and all civilized

people call, "the family." It pollutes the fireside, and, above

all, as Burns would say, "petrifies the feeling." It is, however,

one of the institutions of Jehovah. It is protected by the Bible.

It has inspiration on its side. Sinai, with its barren, granite

peaks, is a perpetual witness in its favor. The beloved of God

practiced it, and, according to the sacred word, the wisest man

had, I believe, about seven hundred wives. This man received his

wisdom directly from God. It is hard for the average Bible worshiper

to attack this institution without casting a certain stain upon

his own book.

Only a few years ago slavery was upheld by the same Bible. Slavery

having been abolished, the passages in the inspired volume upholding

it have been mostly forgotten, but polygamy lives, and the polygamists,

with great volubility, repeat the passages in their favor. We send

our missionaries to Utah, with their Bibles, to convert the Mormons.

The Mormons show, by these very Bibles, that God is on their side.

Nothing remain now for the missionaries except to get back their

Bibles and come home. The preachers do not appeal to the Bible

for the purpose of putting down Mormonism. They say: "Send the

army." If the people of this country could only be honest; if they

would only admit that the Old Testament is but the record of a

barbarous people; if the Samson of the nineteenth century would

not allow its limbs to be bound by the Delilah of superstition, it

could with one blow destroy this monster. What shall we say of

the moral force of Christianity, when it utterly fails in the

presence of Mormonism? What shall we say of a Bible that we dare

not read to a Mormon as an argument against legalized lust, or as

an argument against illegal lust?

I am opposed to polygamy. I want it exterminated by law; but I

hate to see the exterminators insist that God, only a few thousand

years ago, was as bad as the Mormons are to-day. In my judgment,

such a God ought to be exterminated.

_Question_. What do you think of men like the Rev. Henry Ward

Beecher and the Rev. R. Heber Newton? Do they deserve any credit

for the course they have taken?

_Answer_. Mr. Beecher is evidently endeavoring to shore up the

walls of the falling temple. He sees the cracks; he knows that

the building is out of plumb; he feels that the foundation is

insecure. Lies can take the place of stones only so long as they

are thoroughly believed. Mr. Beecher is trying to do something to

harmonize superstition and science. He is reading between the

lines. He has discovered that Darwin is only a later Saint Paul,

or that Saint Paul was the original Darwin. He is endeavoring to

make the New Testament a scientific text-book. Of course he will

fail. But his intentions are good. Thousands of people will read

the New Testament with more freedom than heretofore. They will

look for new meanings; and he who looks for new meanings will not

be satisfied with the old ones. Mr. Beecher, instead of strengthening

the walls, will make them weaker.

There is no harmony between religion and science. When science

was a child, religion sought to strangle it in the cradle. Now

that science has attained its youth, and superstition is in its

dotage, the trembling, palsied wreck says to the athlete: "Let us

be friends." It reminds me of the bargain the cock wished to make

with the horse: "Let us agree not to step on each other's feet."

Mr. Beecher, having done away with hell, substitutes annihilation.

His doctrine at present is that only a fortunate few are immortal,

and that the great mass return to dreamless dust. This, of course,

is far better than hell, and is a great improvement on the orthodox

view. Mr. Beecher cannot believe that God would make such a mistake

as to make men doomed to suffer eternal pain. Why, I ask, should

God give life to men whom he knows are unworthy of life? Why should

he annihilate his mistakes? Why should he make mistakes that need

annihilation?

It can hardly be said that Mr. Beecher's idea is a new one. It

was taught, with an addition, thousands of years ago, in India,

and the addition almost answers my objection. The old doctrine

was that only the soul that bears fruit, only the soul that bursts

into blossom, will at the death of the body rejoin the Infinite,

and that all other souls--souls not having blossomed--will go back

into low forms and make the journey up to man once more, and should

they then blossom and bear fruit, will be held worthy to join the

Infinite, but should they again fail, they again go back; and this

process is repeated until they do blossom, and in this way all

souls at last become perfect. I suggest that Mr. Beecher make at

least this addition to his doctrine.

But allow me to say that, in my judgment, Mr. Beecher is doing

great good. He may not convince many people that he is right, but

he will certainly convince a great many people that Christianity

is wrong.

_Question_. In what estimation do you hold Charles Watts and Samuel

Putnam, and what do you think of their labors in the cause of

Freethought?

_Answer_. Mr. Watts is an extremely logical man, with a direct

and straightforward manner and mind. He has paid great attention

to what is called "Secularism." He thoroughly understands

organization, and he is undoubtedly one of the strongest debaters

in the field. He has had great experience. He has demolished more

divines than any man of my acquaintance. I have read several of

his debates. In discussion he is quick, pertinent, logical, and,

above all, good natured.

There is not in all he says a touch of malice. He can afford to

be generous to his antagonists, because he is always the victor,

and is always sure of the victory. Last winter wherever I went,

I heard the most favorable accounts of Mr. Watts. All who heard

him were delighted.

Mr. Putnam is one of the most thorough believers in intellectual

liberty in the world. He believes with all his heart, is full of

enthusiasm, ready to make any sacrifice, and to endure any hardship.

Had he lived a few years ago, he would have been a martyr. He has

written some of the most stirring appeals to the Liberals of this

country that I have ever read. He believes that Freethought has

a future; that the time is coming when the superstitions of the

world will either be forgotten, or remembered--some of them with

smiles--most of them with tears. Mr. Putnam, although endowed with

a poetic nature, with poetic insight, clings to the known, builds

upon the experience of man, and believes in fancies only when they

are used as the wings of a fact. I have never met a man who appeared

to be more thoroughly devoted to the great cause of mental freedom.

I have read his books with great interest, and find in them many

pages filled with philosophy and pathos. I have met him often and

I never heard him utter a harsh word about any human being. His

good nature is as unfailing as the air. His abilities are of the

highest order. It is a positive pleasure to meet him. He is so

enthusiastic, so unselfish, so natural, so appreciative of others,

so thoughtful for the cause, and so careless of himself, that he

compels the admiration of every one who really loves the just and

true.

--_The Truth Seeker_, New York, September 5, 1885.

The Works of Robert G. Ingersoll, Volume VIII. Interviews · 第 189 / 269 题