CHAPTER XXI

Extraordinary anecdote of Louis XIV and madame de Maintenon--

The comtesse du Barry at Chantilly--Opinion of king and

comte de la Marche respecting the “Iron Mask”--Madame du

Barry visits madame de Lagarde

My acquaintance with the singular being I was speaking of in the last

chapter did not end here, as you will find in the sequel. I will now

give you an account of an equally strange affair, in nearly the same

words as Louis XV himself related it to me. Altho’ strongly recommended

by my sister-in-law and M. de Sartines to conceal the whole story of

my mysterious friend from the king, yet, unaccustomed to the prudential

observation of court reserve, I, one fine evening, in order to fill up a

long blank in the conversation, related the story from beginning to end.

His majesty listened with attention until I had concluded.

“This is indeed,” said he, “a most singular history; and I think you

have acted very wisely in putting an end to all such interference on the

part of the police; for in such cases you frequently run great risks

to procure a trifling gratification. We have seen something of the same

sort in our family.”

This discourse excited my curiosity; and I entreated of him to

explain himself more fully. “I ought not to do so,” replied he; “such

transactions should be kept for ever concealed; but as more than half

a century has elapsed since the event I allude to took place, I think I

may venture to break the silence I have religiously observed until now.

You are the only person I have ever mentioned it to, and I must bind you

to the strictest secrecy.”

This I faithfully promised; and so long as Louis XV lived I kept my

word.

“At the conclusion of the last century, during the month of September,”

resumed the king, “it happened that Louis XIV, and madame de Maintenon

formed the wish of consulting together some learned astrologer, in order

to ascertain whether the coming age would be productive of good or ill

to them. As neither of them knew to whom to apply, in order to attain

their object, madame de Maintenon was compelled to confide her wishes to

her friend, madame de Montchevreuil, who readily engaged to find for her

the person she required; for, spite of the severity with which the law

visited such practices, there was no scarcity of dealers in augury, who

promised good or bad fortune accordingly as they were paid for it.

“Whilst this lady was making diligent search after one perfectly

competent to satisfy madame de Maintenon, this latter, in conjunction

with the king, despite the superiority of their minds, was greatly

disturbed at the probable consequences of the step they meditated. Their

desire to penetrate into futurity appeared to them as ridiculous as it

was criminal, but their weaker feelings triumphed; and the result of

their deliberations was that far from relinquishing their intention of

searching the book of fate, they should lose neither pains nor trouble

to attain their object; and to encourage each other, they reckoned upon

their fingers the names of every person of their acquaintance, or even

belonging to the court, who had derived profit and advantage from the

predictions of fortune-tellers.

“The minds of all at this period were still imbued with those

superstitious feelings, of which many of the most illustrious persons

had given ample proof even in the preceding reign. We have become either

more wicked or more sceptical, whichever you please to term it; but this

is certain, that many of the things predicted were accomplished with an

exact punctuality, which might serve to overthrow the finest arguments

of the greatest philosophers, and which has indeed destroyed many

ingenious theories. Doubtless the hidden laws of nature have reference

to other beings than ourselves; and, beyond dispute, may be said to

govern the creatures of an unknown world as well as exercising control

over poor mortals like us.” After this short digression, of which I give

you the precise wording, the king continued as follows:

“On the following day madame de Montchevreuil paid a visit to madame de

Maintenon, in which she declared, that upon mature reflection, she could

not proceed with the commission she had undertaken: that it was tempting

Providence, and had better be abandoned. This remonstrance had no effect

upon madame de Maintenon, who shielded herself from any necessity of

retracting, by repeating to herself, that she had pledged herself to

join Louis XIV in the undertaking, and it would never do for her to

forfeit her character for firmness and good sense by now appearing

trifling and capricious. However, she feigned a seeming compliance with

the advice of madame de Montchevreuil, whilst, in reality, her mind was

resolved upon executing her project.

“There was in her household a female who was not immediately one of her

establishment, altho’ generally ranking as such; one of those active,

stirring persons, who thrust themselves into a noble family under the

equivocal title of half servant, half lady. This one had charge of all

the necessary purchases of linen, Engaged the servants, kept watch over

their conduct, procured for the marchioness whatever particulars she

might require upon any subject; and took upon herself, in a word, any

piece of service by which she could more firmly plant herself in the

family of her employers. She received no fixed wages, but their absence

was abundantly compensated in the numerous rich presents that were

continually made her. Her sleeping apartment was always immediately

adjoining that of madame de Maintenon in the castle. A person of this

description (as may be readily supposed) knew the world too well to find

any difficulty in procuring a mere fortune-teller; and as her discretion

might be confidently relied on, it was resolved by her mistress to

intrust her with the design.

“Two days after, she had removed all difficulties by discovering an

Italian priest, famed as the most skilful necromancer of his day, one

who undertook to reveal the decrees of fate to all those who should

consult him, as clearly and readily as tho’ its leaves lay open, as a

book before his eyes. But this gifted person lived in the utmost dread

of attracting the notice of parliament, and exercised his art only under

the strictest assurances of secrecy, in the most retired and secluded

manner, with every precaution to prevent the possibility of a surprise.

“These conditions were too gratifying to madame de Maintenon to cause

much delay in subscribing to them; and it was finally arranged, that

the prophet and his new applicants should meet at a house in Sévres

belonging to the royal family, then in the occupation of madame Cerfol

(the lady of whom mention has been already made). The marchioness was

to repair thither at one o’clock in the morning with a single friend. To

have taken such a measure in open daylight would have been to proclaim

their secret to all Paris. One person besides madame de Cerfol was

necessarily admitted into their confidence, and that was the duc de

Noailles, who was charged, by the king’s express orders, to take every

possible precaution to ensure their safety, as far as it could be done

without attracting public attention to so extraordinary an affair.

“At the hour appointed madame de Maintenon and the duc de Noailles

ascended a carriage which awaited them at one of the park gates, and

soon conveyed them to Sévres, whither the Italian priest had gone the

preceding night. This wretched man had celebrated alone the sacrifice of

the mass, and had consecrated several wafers.

“Everything confirmed the opinion, that the conjuror, up to the present

moment, merely supposed himself sent for to satisfy the curiosity of

some country nobleman and his lady, who were both anxious and eager to

read their future fortune thro’ his assistance. I can only suppose, if

he had been in ignorance of the real rank of those who addressed

him, the sight of the king must have quickly undeceived him, as the

conclusion of the story proves he well knew to whom he spoke when he

delivered his prediction. However this may have been, he was no sooner

alone with the marchioness, than he commenced the necessary preparations

for the performance of his sorceries and enchantments; he burned

perfumes, offered prayers, and with loud invocations adjured the powers

of hell to answer him; and in the midst of a wild and agitating sound

which pervaded the whole building, during the heavy swell of noises

too dreadful to have arisen from mortal sources, and whilst a thousand

visions were flitting to and fro, he drew the horoscope of the king and

madame de Maintenon. He promised Louis XIV that he should succeed in all

his undertakings; and that, on the very day on which he spoke the

words (the 2nd of October) one of his children had been called to the

inheritance of an immense fortune. Then giving him a small packet,

wrapped in new parchment, ‘The day in which you form the fatal

resolution of acquainting yourself with the contents of this packet,’

said he, ‘will be the last of your prosperity; but if you desire to

carry your good fortune to the highest pitch, be careful upon every

great festival, that is to say, Easter, Whit-Sunday, the Assumption,

and Christmas, to plunge a pin in this talisman, so that the point shall

pass directly thro’ it; observe to do this, and you will live perfectly

happy.’

“The king accepted this fatal present, and swore upon the Gospel never

to open the packet; he richly rewarded the priest, who from that period

lived in a retreat so well concealed as to evade the most diligent

researches of those who sought to discover it.

“Some time after news was received, that on the very 2nd of October,

1700, named by the priest, Charles II, king of Spain, had appointed in

his will Philip of France, son of the dauphin, his successor and heir,

an inheritance truly immense, as the astrologer had foretold. You may

well think how highly this realization of the prediction inspired the

king with confidence as to the fulfilment of the remainder: and, on his

part, he never failed upon any saint’s day or other solemn festival to

stick the mysterious pin in the talisman upon which so much depended.

“Nevertheless, spite of all these observances, his undertakings d id not

invariably succeed, which astonished him greatly; when one day the great

Bossuet, happening to be at madame de Maintenon’s, the conversation

turned upon magic and sorcery, necromancy and their horrible

profanations; and he expressed himself with so much force and energy,

that the king and madame de Maintenon looked at each other without

knowing what to say, and began, for the first time, to feel compunction

for what they had done, and to regret their imprudence. They talked of

it much together, and at length resolved to reveal their crime to their

confessors. The punishment imposed on the king by his spiritual adviser

was, that he should evince his contempt for the talismanic properties of

the parchment packet, by immediately opening it.

“Louis XIV did not by any means admire this method of expiating his

fault; and a sort of involuntary dread took possession of him, as, in

obedience to the command of his confessor, he went to procure the magic

parcel, which he tore open in the presence of madame de Maintenon and

father la Chaise. The packet contained nothing but a consecrated wafer,

pierced thro’ with as many pins as there had been saints’ days since

the king had received it. At the sight of this horrible sacrilege my

grandfather was filled with deep remorse and consternation, from

which it was a long time ere he recovered; and it was not until he had

undergone many severe penances, fastings, and caused numberless masses

to be said, that he felt himself at all relieved from the weight of his

crime.

“But all this was only the commencement of the divine vengeance: and

those in the secret of this unfortunate affair remarked, that this great

monarch lost from that time as many male descendants in a direct line as

he had stuck pins into the holy wafer.”

Louis XV here terminated his singular history, which struck my mind

with a sort of religious terror. I strove by every possible effort

to dissimulate, concealing from the king the emotions to which his

narration had given rise. I contented myself with observing, “that after

hearing his marvelous recital, I should only be more confirmed in my

determination to leave my young prophet to the tranquillity he desired.”

“It will be far best so,” added Louis; “I know so many fatal results

which have followed any indiscreet curiosity, that I am persuaded

you had much better leave such mysterious affairs to work their own

solution.”

I promised to follow his advice, and we then conversed upon other

subjects. Since then this anecdote has recurred to my memory; and

without wishing to impeach the sincerity of Louis XV, I have asked

myself, whether, by the opportune relation of this adventure, probably

invented by himself, he did not seek to destroy the confidence I

appeared to entertain in the predictions of my prophet. I say invented,

because the king had a peculiar readiness and facility in composing

these sort of wonderful tales, carefully noting down every circumstance

which fell under his knowledge deviating from the ordinary course of

things. He had a large collection of these legends, which he delighted

in narrating; and this he did with an ease and grace of manner I have

never seen equalled.

About this period the prince de Condé, whose gallantry never failed,

entreated the king to pay a second visit to Chantilly: and it was upon

this occasion that Louis erased from the list of court ladies all those

whose presence would be disagreeable to me during our stay at Chantilly.

One scene of pleasure followed another, and one fête succeeded another.

I accompanied his majesty without ever quitting him; and if hitherto

there had existed any doubts as to the sincerity of the king’s

attachment, the most sceptical person would now have been convinced of

the fact. Louis XV was never from my side, and appeared solely occupied

in gratifying my slightest wish; the princes of the court carefully

followed his example; and such a life as I then led was abundant

compensation for all the pains and anxieties I had endured from the

malice and jealousy of certain females, as well as the sarcastic

bitterness of men, who feared lest my influence should destroy theirs.

I may, with truth, affirm that I received the honors and attention of a

queen; verses, plays, all written to convey some praise or compliment to

me; and the king testified the lively gratification it afforded him

to see me thus an object of general solicitude, as well as of the most

flattering distinction. His conduct towards the prince de Condé became

more gracious than it had ever been observed to be to the princes of the

blood; for there existed a singular coolness in the royal family towards

all the princes of this branch. The king looked upon it as vastly

inferior to his own, because it had been separated from the throne

before the accession of Henry IV to the crown; he even asserted, that

there was much to be said upon this subject, and prudence compels me to

pass over the many histories and circumstances related by him to me of

this brilliant portion of his noble race.

Neither the prince de Condé, whom I knew well, nor the prince de la

Marche, entertained much regard for their relations; and they had always

some spiteful story in store respecting the posterity of Louis XIII.

There is one historical fact which has never been cleared up.

One day I was conversing with the comte de la Marche upon the disputes

concerning the parliaments, and expressing my fear, that, if driven to

desperate measures, the people would rise in open rebellion in favor of

the magistracy. “They would be still more clamourous,” replied he, “if

they knew all I could tell them.”

“And what do you know more than myself?’” asked I; “your highness alarms

me by speaking thus.”

“Amongst events now passed and gone is one that would materially affect

the public peace, if known.”

“You must explain yourself, my lord,” said I. He refused; but I

persisted in pressing the matter with so much earnestness, that at last

he said, in a low voice,

“Did you ever hear of the man who wore the iron mask?”

“Yes, certainly,” replied I, “who was he?”

“A great prince, and a most unfortunate man.”

“But who was he really?”

“In the eyes of the law the crown of France should have been his; but in

the conscientious view of things he certainly had no claim.”

The comte de la Marche stopped here; and, as I was not very deeply read

in history, I did not exactly comprehend the distinction he had just

made. I had frequently heard talk of the “Iron Mask,” whom people

reported to be either allied to, or sprung from, the royal family; but

all these particulars were confused in my memory. However, I was much

struck with the conversation I had had with the comte de la Marche; and

when next the conversation fell on this mysterious personage, I asked

the duc de Richelieu what he thought of him.

“Upon my honor,” replied he, “I never could find out who he really was;

not that I did not try,” added he, assuming an air of modest vanity,

which well became his green old age. “I had a mistress of tolerably high

birth, mademoiselle d’Orleans, as indeed I had the honor of having the

princesses, her august sisters. However, the former, known under the

name of mademoiselle de Charollais, was dying to do some act of kindness

that should be agreeable to me. Well, I requested she would obtain from

the regent, her father, the solution of the secret relative to the ‘Iron

Mask.’ She used every possible device, but nothing could she obtain from

her father, who protested that the mystery should never escape his lips;

and he kept his word, he never did divulge it. I even imagine that the

king himself is ignorant of it, unless indeed the cardinal de Fleury

informed him of it.” The maréchal told me afterwards that he thought the

opinion adopted by Voltaire the most probable, viz: that this unknown

person was the son of the queen Anne of Austria, mother of Louis XIV.

These last words helped, in a measure, to resolve the enigma which comte

de la Marche had left me to unravel; and, with a view to satisfy myself

more positively on the subject, I availed myself of the first time I was

alone with the king, to lead the conversation to this story.

At the mention of the “Iron Mask,” Louis XV started. “And do you really

credit such a fable?” asked he.

“Is it then entirely untrue?” inquired I.

“Certainly not,” he replied; “all that has been said on the matter is

destitute of even common sense.”

“Well,” cried I, “what your majesty says only confirms what I heard from

the maréchal de Richelieu.”

“And what has he been telling you?”

“Very little, sire; he told me only, that the secret of who the ‘Iron

Mask’ really was had not been communicated to you.”

“The maréchal is a simpleton if he tells you so. I know the whole

affair, and was well acquainted with the unhappy business.”

“Ah!” exclaimed I, clapping my hands in triumph, “just now you affected

perfect ignorance; you knew nothing at all about it, and now--”

“You are a very dangerous woman,” cried the king, interrupting me by

loud fits of laughter, “and you are cunning enough even to surprise the

secrets of the state.”

“‘Tis you, rather, who could not resist the inclination to let me see

that you knew what the maréchal had declared you ignorant of. Which of

us two is the more to blame, I wonder?”

“Myself, I think,” answered the king; “for after all, you did but

act with the candor and curiosity of your sex: it was for me to

have employed more of the prudence of a king in my replies to your

interrogatories.”

“Well, but,” said I, “since you really do know all about this man with

the iron mask, you will tell it to me, will you not?”

“I should be very careful how I gratified your curiosity,” said he;

“this is a point of history which must never be cleared up; state

reasons require that it should for ever remain a matter of doubt.”

“And _I_ must have you tell me,” returned I; “do pray tell, and I will

love you with all my heart.”

“It cannot be.”

“And why not? This unfortunate person has been long dead without leaving

any posterity.”

“Are you quite sure of that?” inquired the king, in a serious tone.

“But what signifies,” said I, “whether he be dead or alive? I entreat

of you to bestow upon me this proof of your confidence. Who of all those

who have spoken of him have told the truth?”

“Nobody; but Voltaire has approached it more nearly than any one else.”

After this partial confession the king implored of me to change the

conversation, which I could easily perceive was extremely disagreeable

to him. Nevertheless, it seemed to me quite clear, that this celebrated

person belonged to the royal family, but by what title I could not

devise. It was in vain that I afterwards revived the subject; not even

during the most tender confidences could I obtain the information I

desired. Possibly had I lived with him some years more I might have

succeeded in drawing from him all he knew respecting the object of my

curiosity. Old men, like children, can conceal nothing from those they

love, and who have obtained over them an influence they willingly submit

to.

Before I proceed to more important events, I would fain speak of persons

with whom I lived before my elevation. My godfather, M. Billard du

Monceau, was still living, as well as madame Lagarde, with whom I had

resided as companion. My interview with the former is well known; and

the authors of “Anecdotes of My Life,” published thirteen years

since, have strictly adhered to the truth, with the exception of some

vulgarisms they have put into the mouth of that excellent man which he

never uttered.

As to madame Lagarde, she was strangely surprised to see me arrive at

her house; and the evident embarrassment my presence occasioned her was

a sufficient revenge on my part for the many unkind things she had said

and done respecting me. I would not prolong her uncomfortable situation,

but studied to conduct myself with the same unaffected simplicity of

former days. I talked over the past, inquired after her family, and

offered my best services and protection without malice for what was

gone by, and with perfect sincerity for the future. But spite of all

my endeavors to spare her feelings, it was evident that rage and

humiliation at the advantage my altered fortunes gave me over her,

struggled within her, and the conflict of her mind was but too plainly

depicted in her countenance. However, that was the least of my troubles;

I soon restored her to comparative calmness; and before I quitted her,

made her promise she would come and see me.

She would gladly have evaded this request; but her son, the master of

requests, who sufficiently misjudged me to fear my resentment, and who

possessed great influence over her, induced her to present herself at my

house. She accordingly came to call upon me, with a mind bursting with

spite and jealousy; yet she choked down her angry passions, and so far

humbled herself, as to entreat my pardon for her own sake and that of

her family, for all her unkindness towards me. I would not allow her to

finish; “Madame,” said I, “I only allow agreeable recollections to find

a place in my memory; had I entertained the slightest resentment against

either you or yours, you may be quite certain I should not have again

entered your dwelling; and I again repeat the offer I made the other

day, of gladly seizing the first opportunity of being useful to you.”

Each of these words expressive of the kindest feelings towards her was

like the stab of a poniard. She, however, extolled them with the most

exaggerated praise, imploring me to believe how deeply she regretted her

behavior, and talked so long and so much about it, that when she quitted

me, it was with the most certain impression on my mind, that in her I

possessed a most violent and implacable enemy, and in this conclusion I

was quite correct. M. Dudelay, her son, had the effrontery to request

to be presented to me, and charged the excellent M. de Laborde to make

known his wishes to me. I begged he would inform M. Dudelay, that I

admitted into the circle of my acquaintance only such as were known

to the king; and that if he thought proper to apply to his majesty,

I should obey his royal will on the subject, whatever it might be. He

justly considered this repulse as a biting raillery, for which he never

forgave me. I entertained no ill will against him for his past perfidy,

but I considered it strange that he should presume to approach me with

familiarity. I should not have adopted the same line of conduct towards

the farmer-general, his brother, who, less assuming, contented himself

with assuring me of his devotion, and the sincere regret with which he

contemplated the past, without ever seeking to introduce himself into my

presence.

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