I found myself in the wet sunless air of morning.

To the right it hurried, following the wall of the building. I pursued

it mechanically. At the corner, which I had seen from the window

upstairs, the barbed-wire fence eight feet in height began. The thing

paused, produced a key and unlocked a gate. The first three or four

feet of wire swung inward. He entered. I after him.

In a flash the gate was locked behind me, and I was following along a

wall at right angles to the first. I strode after the thing. A moment

before I had been walking in a free world: now I was again a prisoner.

The sky was still over me, the clammy morning caressed me; but walls of

wire and stone told me that my instant of freedom had departed. I was

in fact traversing a lane no wider than the gate; on my left,

barbed-wire separated me from the famous _cour_ in which _les femmes se

promenent_—a rectangle about 50 feet deep and 200 long, with a stone

wall at the further end of it and otherwise surrounded by wire;—on my

right, grey sameness of stone, the _ennui_ of the regular and the

perpendicular, the ponderous ferocity of silence….

I had taken automatically some six or eight steps in pursuit of the

fleeing spectre when, right over my head, the grey stone curdled with a

female darkness; the hard and the angular softening in a putrescent

explosion of thick wriggling laughter. I started, looked up, and

encountered a window stuffed with four savage fragments of crowding

Face: four livid, shaggy disks focussing hungrily; four pair of uncouth

eyes rapidly smouldering; eight lips shaking in a toothless and viscous

titter. Suddenly above and behind these terrors rose a single horror of

beauty—a crisp vital head, a young ivory, actual face, a night of firm,

alive, icy hair, a white, large, frightful smile.

… The thing was crying two or three paces in front of me: “Come!” The

heads had vanished as by magic.

I dived forward; followed through a little door in the wall into a room

about fifteen feet square, occupied by a small stove, a pile of wood,

and a ladder. He plunged through another even smaller door, into a

bleak rectangular place, where I was confronted on the left by a large

tin bath and on the right by ten wooden tubs, each about a yard in

diameter, set in a row against the wall. “Undress” commanded the

spectre. I did so. “Go into the first one.” I climbed into the tub.

“You shall pull the string,” the spectre said, hurriedly throwing his

cigarette into a corner. I stared upward, and discovered a string

dangling from a kind of reservoir over my head: I pulled: and was

saluted by a stabbing crash of icy water. I leaped from the tub. “Here

is your napkin. Make dry yourself”—he handed me a piece of cloth a

little bigger than a handkerchief. “Hurree.” I donned my clothes, wet

and shivering and altogether miserable. “Good. Come now!” I followed

him, through the room with the stove, into the barbed-wire lane. A

hoarse shout rose from the yard—which was filled with women, girls,

children, and a baby or two. I thought I recognised one of the four

terrors who had saluted me from the window, in a girl of 18 with a

soiled slobby body huddling beneath its dingy dress; her bony shoulders

stifled in a shawl upon which excremental hair limply spouted; a huge

empty mouth; and a red nose, sticking between the bluish cheeks that

shook with spasms of coughing. Just inside the wire a figure

reminiscent of Gré, gun on shoulder, revolver on hip, moved

monotonously.

The apparition hurried me through the gate, and along the wall into the

building, where instead of mounting the stairs he pointed down a long,

gloomy corridor with a square of light at the end of it, saying

rapidly, “Go to the promenade”—and vanished.

With the laughter of the Five still ringing in my ears, and no very

clear conception of the meaning of existence, I stumbled down the

corridor; bumping squarely into a beefy figure with a bull’s neck and

the familiar revolver who demanded furiously: “What are you doing

there? _Nom de Dieu!_”—“_Pardon. Les douches_,” I answered, quelled by

the collision.—He demanded in wrathy French “Who took you to the

douches?”—For a moment I was at a complete loss—then Fritz’s remark

about the new _baigneur_ flashed through my mind: “Ree-shar” I answered

calmly.—The bull snorted satisfactorily. “Get into the _cour_ and hurry

up about it” he ordered.—“_C’est par là?_” I inquired politely.—He

stared at me contemptuously without answering; so I took it upon myself

to use the nearest door, hoping that he would have the decency not to

shoot me. I had no sooner crossed the threshold when I found myself

once more in the welcome air; and not ten paces away I espied B.

peacefully lounging, with some thirty others, within a _cour_ about one

quarter the size of the women’s. I marched up to a little dingy gate in

the barbed-wire fence, and was hunting for the latch (as no padlock was

in evidence) when a scared voice cried loudly “_Qu’est ce que vous

faites là!_” and I found myself stupidly looking into a rifle. B.,

Fritz, Harree, Pompom, Monsieur Auguste, The Bear, and the last but not

least Count de Bragard immediately informed the trembling _planton_

that I was a _Nouveau_ who had just returned from the _douches_ to

which I had been escorted by Monsieur Reeshar, and that I should be

admitted to the _cour_ by all means. The cautious watcher of the skies

was not, however, to be fooled by any such fol-de-rol and stood his

ground. Fortunately at this point the beefy _planton_ yelled from the

doorway “Let him in,” and I was accordingly let in, to the

gratification of my friends, and against the better judgment of the

guardian of the _cour_, who muttered something about having more than

enough to do already.

I had not been mistaken as to the size of the men’s yard: it was

certainly not more than twenty yards deep and fifteen wide. By the

distinctness with which the shouts of _les femmes_ reached my ears I

perceived that the two _cours_ adjoined. They were separated by a stone

wall ten feet in height, which I had already remarked (while _en route_

to _les douches_) as forming one end of the _cour des femmes_. The

men’s _cour_ had another stone wall slightly higher than the first, and

which ran parallel to it; the two remaining sides, which were property

ends, were made by the familiar barbed-wire.

The furniture of the _cour_ was simple: in the middle of the further

end, a wooden sentry-box was placed just inside the wire; a curious

contrivance, which I discovered to be a sister to the booth upstairs,

graced the wall on the left which separated the two _cours_, while

further up on this wall a horizontal iron bar projected from the stone

at a height of seven feet and was supported at its other end by a

wooden post, the idea apparently being to give the prisoners a little

taste of gymnastics; a minute wooden shed filled the right upper corner

and served secondarily as a very partial shelter for the men and

primarily as a stable for an extraordinary water-wagon, composed of a

wooden barrel on two wheels with shafts which would not possibly

accommodate anything larger than a diminutive donkey (but in which I

myself was to walk not infrequently, as it proved); parallel to the

second stone wall, but at a safe distance from it, stretched a couple

of iron girders serving as a barbarously cold seat for any unfortunate

who could not remain on his feet the entire time; on the ground close

by the shed lay amusement devices numbers two and three—a huge iron

cannon-ball and the six-foot iron axle of a departed wagon—for testing

the strength of the prisoners and beguiling any time which might lie

heavily on their hands after they had regaled themselves with the

horizontal bar; and finally, a dozen mangy apple-trees, fighting for

their very lives in the angry soil, proclaimed to all the world that

the _cour_ itself was in reality a _verger_.

“Les pommiers sont pleins de pommes;

Allons au verger, Simone….”

A description of the _cour_ would be incomplete without an enumeration

of the manifold duties of the _planton_ in charge, which were as

follows: to prevent the men from using the horizontal bar, except for

chinning, since if you swung yourself upon it you could look over the

wall into the women’s _cour_; to see that no one threw anything over

the wall into said _cour_; to dodge the cannon-ball which had a

mysterious habit of taking advantage of the slope of the ground and

bounding along at a prodigious rate of speed straight for the

sentry-box; to watch closely anyone who inhabited the _cabinet

d’aisance_, lest he should make use of it to vault over the wall; to

see that no one stood on the girders, for a similar reason; to keep

watch over anyone who entered the shed; to see that everyone urinated

properly against the wall in the general vicinity of the cabinet; to

protect the apple-trees into which well-aimed pieces of wood and stone

were continually flying and dislodging the sacred fruit; to mind that

no one entered or exited by the gate in the upper fence without

authority; to report any signs, words, tokens, or other immoralities

exchanged by prisoners with girls sitting in the windows of the women’s

wing (it was from one of these windows that I had recently received my

salutation), also names of said girls, it being forbidden to exhibit

any part of the female person at a window while the males were on

promenade; to quell all fights and especially to prevent people from

using the wagon axle as a weapon of defense or offense; and last, to

keep an eye on the sweeper when he and his wheelbarrow made use of a

secondary gate situated in the fence at the further end, not far from

the sentry-box, to dump themselves.

Having acquainted me with the various _défendus_ which limited the

activities of a man on promenade, my friends proceeded to enliven the

otherwise somewhat tedious morning by shattering one after another all

rules and regulations. Fritz, having chinned himself fifteen times,

suddenly appeared astride of the bar, evoking a reprimand; Pompom

bowled the _planton_ with the cannon-ball, apologising in profuse and

vile French; Harree the Hollander tossed the wagon-axle lightly half

the length of the _cour_, missing The Bear by an inch; The Bear bided

his time and cleverly hurled a large stick into one of the holy trees,

bringing to the ground a withered apple for which at least twenty

people fought for several minutes; and so on. The most open gestures

were indulged in for the benefit of several girls who had braved the

official wrath and were enjoying the morning at their windows. The

girders were used as a race-track. The beams supporting the shed-roof

were shinned. The water-wagon was dislocated from its proper position.

The cabinet and urinal were misused. The gate was continually admitting

and emitting persons who said they were thirsty, and must get a drink

at a tub of water which stood around the corner. A letter was

surreptitiously thrown over the wall into the _cour des femmes_.

The _planton_ who suffered all these indignities was a solemn youth

with wise eyes situated very far apart in a mealy expressionless

ellipse of face, to the lower end of which clung a piece of down,

exactly like a feather sticking to an egg. The rest of him was fairly

normal with the exception of his hands, which were not mates; the left

being considerably larger, and made of wood.

I was at first somewhat startled by this eccentricity; but soon learned

that with the exception of two or three, who formed the _Surveillant’s_

permanent staff and of whom the beefy one was a shining example, all

the _plantons_ were supposed to be unhealthy; they were indeed the

disabled whom _le gouvernement français_ sent from time to time to La

Ferté and similar institutions for a little outing, and as soon as they

had recovered their health under these salubrious influences they were

shipped back to do their bit for world-safety, democracy, freedom,

etc., in the trenches. I also learned that, of all the ways of

attaining _cabinot_, by far the simplest was to apply to a _planton_,

particularly to a permanent _planton_, say the beefy one (who was

reputed to be peculiarly touchy on this point) the term _embusqué_.

This method never failed. To its efficacy many of the men and more of

the girls (by whom the _plantons_, owing to their habit of taking

advantage of the weaker sex at every opportunity, were even more

despised) attested by not infrequent spasms of consumptive coughing,

which could be plainly heard from the further end of one _cour_ to the

other.

In a little over two hours I learned an astonishing lot about La Ferté

itself: it was a co-educational receiving station whither were sent

from various parts of France (a) males suspected of espionage and (b)

females of a well-known type found in the zone of the armies. It was

pointed out to me that the task of finding such members of the human

race was _pas difficile:_ in the case of the men, any foreigner would

do provided his country was neutral (e.g. Holland); as for the girls,

inasmuch as the armies of the Allies were continually retreating, the

_zone des armées_ (particularly in the case of Belgium) was always

including new cities, whose _petites femmes_ became automatically

subject to arrest. It was not to be supposed that all the women of La

Ferté were _putains_: there were a large number of respectable women,

the wives of prisoners, who met their husbands at specified times on

the floor below the men’s quarters, whither man and woman were duly and

separately conducted by _plantons_. In this case no charges had been

preferred against the women; they were voluntary prisoners, who had

preferred to freedom this living in proximity to their husbands. Many

of them had children; some babies. In addition there were certain

_femmes honnêtes_ whose nationality, as in the case of the men, had

cost them their liberty; Marguerite the washerwoman, for example, was a

German.

La Ferté Macé was not properly speaking a prison, but a Porte or

Detention Camp: that is to say, persons sent to it were held for a

Commission, composed of an official, a lawyer, and a captain of

_gendarmes_, which inspected the Camp and passed upon each case in turn

for the purpose of determining the guiltiness of the suspected party.

If the latter were found guilty by the Commission, he or she was sent

off to a regular prison camp for the duration of the war; if not

guilty, he or she was (in theory) set free. The Commission came to La

Ferté once every three months. It should be added that there were

prisoners who had passed the Commission, two, three, four, and even

five times, without any appreciable result; there were _prisonnierès_

who had remained in La Ferté a year, and even eighteen months.

The authorities at La Ferté consisted of the _Directeur_, or general

overlord, the _Surveillant_, who had the _plantons_ (orderlies) under

him and was responsible to the _Directeur_ for the administration of

the camp, and the _Gestionnaire_ (who kept the accounts). As assistant,

the _Surveillant_ had a mail clerk who acted as translator on occasion.

Twice a week the camp was visited by a regular French army doctor

(_médecin major_) who was supposed to prescribe in severe cases and to

give the women venereal inspection at regular intervals. The daily

routine of attending to minor ailments and injuries was in the hands of

Monsieur Ree-shar (Richard), who knew probably less about medicine than

any man living and was an ordinary prisoner like all of us, but whose

impeccable conduct merited cosy quarters. A sweeper was appointed from

time to time by the _Surveillant_, acting for the _Directeur_, from the

inhabitants of La Ferté; as was also a cook’s assistant. The regular

cook was a fixture, and a Boche like the other fixtures, Marguerite and

Richard. This fact might seem curious were it not that the manner,

appearance and actions of the _Directeur_ himself proved beyond a

shadow of a doubt that he was all which the term Boche could possibly

imply.

“He’s a son-of-a-bitch,” B. said heartily. “They took me up to him when

I came two days ago. As soon as he saw me he bellowed: ‘_Imbécile et

inchrétien!_’; then he called me a great lot of other things, including

Shame of my country, Traitor to the sacred cause of Liberty,

Contemptible coward and Vile sneaking spy. When he got all through I

said ‘I don’t understand French.’ You should have seen him then.”

Separation of the sexes was enforced, not, it is true, with success,

but with a commendable ferocity. The punishments for both men and girls

were dry bread and _cabinot_.

“What on earth is _cabinot?_” I demanded.

There were various _cabinots_: each sex had its regular _cabinot_, and

there were certain extra ones. B. knew all about them from Harree and

Pompom, who spent nearly all their time in the _cabinot_. They were

rooms about nine feet square and six feet high. There was no light and

no floor, and the ground (three were on the ground floor) was always

wet and often a good many inches under water. The occupant on entering

was searched for tobacco, deprived of his or her mattress and blanket,

and invited to sleep on the ground on some planks. One didn’t need to

write a letter to a member of the opposite sex to get _cabinot_, or

even to call a _planton embusqué_—there was a woman, a foreigner, who,

instead of sending a letter to her embassy through the bureau (where

all letters were read by the mail clerk to make sure that they said

nothing disagreeable about the authorities or conditions of La Ferté)

tried to smuggle it outside, and got twenty-eight days of _cabinot_.

She had previously written three times, handing the letters to the

_Surveillant_, as per regulations, and had received no reply. Fritz,

who had no idea why he was arrested and was crazy to get in touch with

his embassy, had likewise written several letters, taking the utmost

care to state the facts only and always handing them in; but he had

never received a word in return. The obvious inference was that letters

from a foreigner to his embassy were duly accepted by the _Surveillant_

(Warden), but rarely, if ever, left La Ferté.

B. and I were conversing merrily à propos the God-sent miracle of our

escape from Vingt-et-Un, when a benign-faced personage of about fifty

with sparse greyish hair and a Benjamin Franklin expression appeared on

the other side of the fence, from the direction of the door through

which I had passed after bumping the beefy bull. “_Planton_” it cried

heavily to the wooden-handed one, “Two men to go get water.” Harree and

Pompom were already at the gate with the archaic water-wagon, the

former pushing from behind and the latter in the shafts. The guardian

of the _cour_ walked up and opened the gate for them, after

ascertaining that another _planton_ was waiting at the corner of the

building to escort them on their mission. A little way from the _cour_,

the stone wall (which formed one of its boundaries and which ran

parallel to the other stone wall dividing the two _cours_) met the

prison building; and here was a huge double door, twice padlocked,

through which the waterseekers passed on to the street. There was a

sort of hydrant up the street a few hundred yards, I was told. The cook

(Benjamin F., that is) required from three to six wagonfuls of water

twice a day, and in reward for the labour involved in its capture was

in the habit of giving a cup of coffee to the captors. I resolved that

I would seek water at the earliest opportunity.

Harree and Pompom had completed their third and final trip and returned

from the kitchen, smacking their lips and wiping their mouths with the

backs of their hands. I was gazing airily into the muddy sky, when a

roar issued from the door-way:

“_Montez les hommes!_” or “Send the men up!”

It was the beefy-necked. We filed from the _cour_, through the door,

past a little window which I was told belonged to the kitchen, down the

clammy corridor, up the three flights of stairs, to the door of The

Enormous Room. Padlocks were unlocked, chains rattled, and the door

thrown open. We entered. The Enormous Room received us in silence. The

door was slammed and locked behind us by the _planton_, whom we could

hear descending the gnarled and filthy stairs.

In the course of a half-hour, which time, as I was informed, intervened

between the just-ended morning promenade and the noon meal which was

the next thing on the program, I gleaned considerable information

concerning the daily schedule of La Ferté. A typical day was divided by

planton-cries as follows:

“_Café_,” “_Corvée d’eau_,” “_Nettoyage de Chambre_,” “_Montez les

Hommes_,” “_A la soupe les hommes_.”

The most terrible cry of all, and which was not included in the regular

program of planton-cries, consisted of the words:

“_Aux douches les hommes_”—when all, sick, dead and dying not excepted,

descended to the baths. Although _les douches_ came only once in 15

days, such was the terror they inspired that it was necessary for the

_planton_ to hunt under mattresses for people who would have preferred

death itself.

Upon remarking that _corvée d’eau_ must be excessively disagreeable, I

was informed that it had its bright side, viz., that in going to and

from the sewer one could easily exchange a furtive signal with the

women who always took pains to be at their windows at that moment.

Influenced perhaps by this, Harree and Pompom were in the habit of

doing their friends’ _corvées_ for a consideration. The girls, I was

further instructed, had their _corvée_ (as well as their meals) just

after the men; and the miraculous stupidity of the _plantons_ had been

known to result in the coincidence of the two.

At this point somebody asked me how I had enjoyed my shower?

I was replying in terms of unmeasured opprobrium when I was interrupted

by that gruesome clanking and rattling which announced the opening of

the door. A moment later it was thrown wide, and the beefy-neck stood

in the doorway, a huge bunch of keys in his paw, and shouted:

“_A la soupe les hommes._”

The cry was lost in a tremendous confusion, a reckless

thither-and-hithering of humanity, everyone trying to be at the door,

spoon in hand, before his neighbour. B. said calmly, extracting his own

spoon from beneath his mattress on which we were seated: “They’ll give

you yours downstairs and when you get it you want to hide it or it’ll

be pinched”—and in company with Monsieur Bragard, who had refused the

morning promenade, and whose gentility would not permit him to hurry

when it was a question of such a low craving as hunger, we joined the

dancing roaring throng at the door. I was not too famished myself to be

unimpressed by the instantaneous change which had come over The

Enormous Room’s occupants. Never did Circe herself cast upon men so

bestial an enchantment. Among these faces convulsed with utter

animalism I scarcely recognised my various acquaintances. The

transformation produced by the _planton’s_ shout was not merely

amazing; it was uncanny, and not a little thrilling. These eyes

bubbling with lust, obscene grins sprouting from contorted lips, bodies

unclenching and clenching in unctuous gestures of complete savagery,

convinced me by a certain insane beauty. Before the arbiter of their

destinies some thirty creatures, hideous and authentic, poised,

cohering in a sole chaos of desire; a fluent and numerous cluster of

vital inhumanity. As I contemplated this ferocious and uncouth miracle,

this beautiful manifestation of the sinister alchemy of hunger, I felt

that the last vestige of individualism was about utterly to disappear,

wholly abolished in a gambolling and wallowing throb.

The beefy-neck bellowed:

“Are you all here?”

A shrill roar of language answered. He looked contemptuously around

him, upon the thirty clamouring faces each of which wanted to eat

him—puttees, revolver and all. Then he cried:

“_Allez, descendez._”

Squirming, jostling, fighting, roaring, we poured slowly through the

doorway. Ridiculously. Horribly. I felt like a glorious microbe in huge

absurd din irrevocably swathed. B. was beside me. A little ahead

Monsieur Auguste’s voice protested. Count Bragard brought up the rear.

When we reached the corridor nearly all the breath was knocked out of

me. The corridor being wider than the stairs allowed me to inhale and

look around. B. was yelling in my ear:

“Look at the Hollanders and the Belgians! They’re always ahead when it

comes to food!”

Sure enough: John the Bathman, Harree and Pompom were leading this

extraordinary procession. Fritz was right behind them, however, and

pressing the leaders hard. I heard Monsieur Auguste crying in his

child’s voice:

“If every-body goes slow-er we will ar-rive soon-er. You mustn’t act

like that!”

Then suddenly the roar ceased. The mêlée integrated. We were marching

in orderly ranks. B. said:

“The Surveillant!”

At the end of the corridor, opposite the kitchen window, there was a

flight of stairs. On the third stair from the bottom stood (teetering a

little slowly back and forth, his lean hands joined behind him and

twitching regularly, a kepi tilted forward on his cadaverous head so

that its visor almost hid the weak eyes sunkenly peering from under

droopy eyebrows, his pompous rooster-like body immaculately attired in

a shiny uniform, his puttees sleeked, his cross polished)—The Fencer.

There was a renovated look about him which made me laugh. Also his pose

was ludicrously suggestive of Napoleon reviewing the armies of France.

Our column’s first rank moved by him. I expected it to continue ahead

through the door and into the open air, as I had myself done in going

from _les douches_ to _le cour;_ but it turned a sharp right and then

sharp left, and I perceived a short hall, almost hidden by the stairs.

In a moment I had passed The Fencer myself and entered the hall. In

another moment I was in a room, pretty nearly square, filled with rows

of pillars. On turning into the hall the column had come almost to a

standstill. I saw that the reason for this slowing-down lay in the fact

that on entering the room every man in turn passed a table and received

a piece of bread from the chef. When B. and I came opposite the table

the dispenser of bread smiled pleasantly and nodded to B., then

selected a large hunk and pushed it rapidly into B.’s hands with an air

of doing something which he shouldn’t. B. introduced me, whereupon the

smile and selection was repeated.

“He thinks I’m a German,” B. explained in a whisper, “and that you are

a German too.” Then aloud, to the cook: “My friend here needs a spoon.

He just got here this morning and they haven’t given him one.”

The excellent person at the bread table hereupon said to me: “You shall

go to the window and say I tell you to ask for spoon and you will catch

one spoon”—and I broke through the waiting line, approached the

kitchen-window, and demanded of a roguish face within:

“A spoon, please.”

The roguish face, which had been singing in a high faint voice to

itself, replied critically but not unkindly:

“You’re a new one?”

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